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@bonatlantic

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ass in @standatlantic but i also own some cats and ill drink anything if its free

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@bonatlantic
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8 years
This will be my pinned tweet
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got my period (fuck off if thats tmi grow up) and i have no pockets so my spare tampon is under my beanie pls do not take off my hat tonight my tampons are very friendly thank u
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@bonatlantic
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I KNOW I IM ANNOYING BUT I JUST NEED TO ADRESS THE FACT THAT AS SOON AS WE GOT ON STAGE I REALISED I DIDNT CHANGE MY TAMPON AND I FELT THE LIQUID AND THE WHOLE SET ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS HOW I COULD POTENTIALLY PAUSE THE SHOW TO GO DO IT BUT I DIDNT BC ROCK COMES FIRST
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@bonatlantic
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5 years
If u think being in a band is glamourouus then think again bc i just put a fuckin tampon in in an alleyway 3 mins before goin on stage bc no toilet :)
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@bonatlantic
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5 years
happy hannyversary to my favourite fish in the whole wide sea!!! normally im the first person to cringe at these posts but she is my main squeeze so let me be goo just one time 😠 You got a big heart (and mouf 🙃) n i love you but i got a character limit here so that all i got x
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@bonatlantic
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4 years
w - when will you a - all p - realise that big bang theory is a below average sitcom
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@bonatlantic
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2 years
my toxic trait is that its 2023 and i still let ‘cool beans’ slip out of my stupid ugly little mouth every so often
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@bonatlantic
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sung ‘skinny dipping in baked beans’ tonight n no one noticed 😪
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@bonatlantic
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3 years
new record gonna be horny as hell bitch lets rock
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@bonatlantic
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5 years
album 2 baby we off!!!!!!!!
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@bonatlantic
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4 years
its out, its fun, its flirty and its homophobic if u dont listen to it xo
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@bonatlantic
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3 years
fuck it hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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@bonatlantic
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im bi but im also pretty fucking gay!!!!!!! enjoy ur life!!!!!!! happy pride!!!!!!!
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@bonatlantic
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4 years
cant tweet too busy makin dumb memes
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@bonatlantic
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mum said ‘i want family pics w the cats’ brandon said ‘this is my dream’ i said ‘help me’
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@bonatlantic
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idk who needs to hear this but as a kid i was so obsessed with eating cream that i would literally steal my mums moisturiser and eat it in the shower thinkin it was the same thing and the other day as a fully grown adult i did it again just to try it and i didnt hate it tbh so ye
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happy pride btw love who u love be who u be if ur still workin it out dw everyone else is too and change is literally the most ok thing frick it up bbys x
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@bonatlantic
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4 years
hi @hotmilkhan i got a character count pls bare wif im sorry we’re apart on our anniversary AGAIN but u are a lady who i love more than anyone - thnk u for ur big heart n letting me hold it cant wait to kiss ur face like THIS and maybe more... haha jk ;) unless??
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4 years
the seriousness of the face lmao get in the bin
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@bonatlantic
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5 years
u get wet but u dnt get clean!!! 🤠 (this is a dryer)
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4 years
side note in the spirit of pride month i fkn wish ‘coming out’ wasnt even a concept we have to think abt - its such bullshit pressure and i hope one day for a world where ppl dnt have to bother going thru the anguish that can come w it
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3 years
not one to post ALL the trash comments we get but fuck me man… its the SAME voice as before u found out i had boob the sexism is so loud and also get rekt u got tricked and liked a girls voice for months!!!! haha!!! sucked in!!!!!
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@bonatlantic
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2 years
that time of the month
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@bonatlantic
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5 years
hope this album helped you as much as it helped me happy birthday to the boobs only
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cute that weve started album 2 a year later almost to the day that this was released thanks for embracing the boobs thanks for singing the songs that are pieces of our lives n brain thanks for holding it so dearly happy 1st birfday skinny dipping xx
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to whoever asked me sign our STOLEN vinyl tonight outside the venue pls give it back :) not a very good personality trait :) our tour manager is upset and angry :) say u like our band but swipe our merch... why
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@bonatlantic
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4 years
pussy ✨
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@bonatlantic
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we’re playin w mychem nothin else needs to be addressed xx
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We playin Download 2020 see u then my chems back baby!!!
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@bonatlantic
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HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK DELETE URSELF
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@bonatlantic
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3 years
fuck my whole entire life and any other past or future lives i may or may not have lived or will live
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An entire minute and a half of @bonatlantic fucking up. You're all welcome
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@bonatlantic
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4 years
i play cod now and no i do not know why i got red af thiccy lips in the first pic i had eaten zero spice also brightness who cars
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my mum wont stop crying lol but ye we on the cover of this months rocksound AND i ate the best cheese of my life tonight so this is all lookin like, fairly good if im honest xx
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legit this bitch just standin on her toilet like its art lol
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took a mens multivitamin a while ago and still waiting for my extra privelidge but still nothing :(
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im so very close to leaking everything weve got coming im bored of taking selfies and not being on tour im rdy to yell in ur faces again i promise i wont eat garlic beforehand this time just hold me
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stop!!!! Stealing!!!!!!! bands!!!!! Stuff!!!! Especially!!!!! My!!!! Girlfriend’s!!!!!!!! Catch these hands in the kfc carpark ill come to spain idc i cant fight very well but ill make u feel some lit emotional pain thatll never leave ur ass
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gonna get smol real for a sec and say that all yall singin along to these shows has been the best shit ever n i love u all and when i feel like a grumpy gremlin bc im white and living off zero vitamins getting no nutrition in my brain it cheers me up so u are a nutrition thank u
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happy pride month i just got uncomfortably questioned by a cabbie about my same sex relationship n recieved statements as to why its ‘unnatural’ and then he literally came out to me by the end of the convo :) i am confused :) still had to pay for my ride tho 😡 happy pride!!!
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self harm isnt always physical so tell urself ur a hot bitch today!!!!!!!! or kiss urself in the mirror idk how old u are xx
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i was in an uber tonight and my driver was a muslim woman who no longer wears her hijab purely bc she was constantly turned down for rides n bullied by customers and idk what else to say besides to any1 who would do this but UR A CRAP FUCKSTICK n they wont see this but still F U
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crappin HELL i need to LEARN THE WORDS to My oWN fuckIng SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@bonatlantic
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4 years
im just feelin covid hard today fam hope ur all good x
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2 years
did the 90s throw up on me today yes or no
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4 years
2 yrs on and ppl still ask if thats me on the cover u aint sly bruh they aren’t my tits
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2 yrs old today 😢 they grow up so fast 😢 stream cigarette kiss to celebrate 😢 thanks for everything 😢
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lab rat
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sung rly close to a girls face tonight and forgot that i ate a whole clove of garlic earlier so
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fuck my life lol
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guess who????
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1 year
this is our best selling shirt and im fucking razzed
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2 years
when will i stop being such a piece of shit
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said the wrong city name tonight got shamed by entire room sometimes u just gotta take the L like a baddie
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2 years
avenged sevenfold rocks shut up
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@bonatlantic
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4 years
GUYS ALBUMS OUT FRIDAY BLURRY VID IN 3 HRS I WILL KEEP YELLING IF U WANT ME TO POST A PIC OF MY GROSS FOOT BLISTER LMK
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5 years
forgot the words to skinny dipping again today whats new
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love me or ill delete the tweet
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ok listen yall i was makin a JOKE about the fuckin fan fics on the band account thinkin we had none but ive been sent so many and they are real and some of the accuracy is weird and makes me wanna stop reading but then theres one where me n han are sharks in love and i cant stop
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i am ~~~%\~.~ brand atlantic ~~~£))~~> .
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why did this gif kiss the cover of avril lavigne’s album let go at least once as a child
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just ate 20 nuggets in less than 5 minutes against everyones doubts and now i shall remain alpha of the group thank u all for ur time also i am gonna throw up very soon peace be with you all :)
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tours done bish im crying FLAMES losers!!!!!
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@bonatlantic
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ur ass is mine
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4 years
48 hours the new era begins kisses x
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1 year
happy big day to the tiddies and the tiddies w no tiddies just happy big day to allllll the ladies these are my 2 personal favourite boobs of them all x
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yes ok YES YES we accidently brought an lizzard from aus to the uk YES we screamed for 30mins before doing anything about it YES there is a lizzard person group chat YES its been named lizzard of oz YES its in a safe box and fkn YES we are both woke at 5am still thinkin about it
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ok so eviligo means when you and then sometimes it so you can x
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2 years
woof
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3 years
who’s comin to some shows i cant wait to watch u mosh to our hit singles moshotov and deathmosh
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I HATE TWEETING BUT THIS IS CRAZY I WAS SHIDDING MY PANTS ALL DAY AND ALMOST BACKED OUT BC IMPOSTER SYNDROME REAL AS HELL WATCH THE WHOLE VID FOR EXTRA SNEAKY SONG SUPRISE I DID MY BEST THANK U MIKE FRIGGIN SHINODA IM DED DYING DED
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this is some surreal ass shit. thank you mike for having me ❤️ had to change my diaper like 8 times this day!!! @mikeshinoda #AlreadyOverSessions
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5 years
smiling pile of spoop
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photoshops sick bc now im a fake bitch xoxo
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2 years
ppl ask me what the inspiration was for FEAR so i think its time to be honest and open
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4 years
sorry but fergi hmu and asked me for this
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chicag is a big bean town
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WHATS UP WHATS UP WHATS UP WHATS UP NEW SHIT NEW SHIT NEW SHITTTTTTTTT EAT YO DAMN BREAKFAST THIS WEEK
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hi yall been patient and we’re bored of waiting new shit this week
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midnight tonight stream ‘Shh!’ or ill have to walk like this forever
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big fat non weird or creepy crush on all of u goodnight
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Why the actual fuck did i dream that danny devito was living in my basement and would dress up as my mum to scare my dad
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wendys shoutin out stat my life is different now
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@blarkmamba @smlczech @FloorGang_OUGH honestly the new MGK is full of bangers. #1 album being a pop punk album is gonna do great things for the scene. Meet Me @ The Altar, Stand Atlantic, Hot Mulligan, Grayscale, Knuckle Puck, Nothing Nowhere, If I Die First is a great throwback sound. Tons more.
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its called A C T I N G bitch look it up xx
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like a funeral home wrapped in your basement below ‘Jurassic Park’ from our new album ‘Pink Elephant’ is out right fkn nowwww light it up bby
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i went to a shopping centre n left my mask in the car so omw back to get it i thought u kno what i deserve this fucking trolley dirt on my ass and chin
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writing the next album like
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just here to say i fkn love every tingle one of u????
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bitches get stitches trick or teet
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yesterday we wrote a song and some lyrics were directly taken from a chocolate wrapper thats showbiz baby
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got me on a bad day lil dudes im bored and petty today dnt steal songs or ill tweet abt it like this which is v awk for u xx
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photographed on GAY ST fight me!!!!!!!!!
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im not a saint i became everything i ate
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why does nothing burn more than being rejected by a dog
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my disneyworld face
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me and not a cat
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@bonatlantic
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just been informed by a LITERAL 6 YEAR OLD who can barely tie her shoes that she ‘doesn’t like trump’ bc he ‘looks like mcdonalds and is really rude’ and im not saying that i needed any convincing on this matter but i am utterly CONVINCED!!!!
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so this exists
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eating hair tour starts today
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a very merry mushroom how are we all im waiting for a croissant personally as i am very white :)
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i complain about a lot of pointless shit on tour bc im white but now im not on tour and i got no complaints so im gonna complain abt not complainin and i miss tour and im gonna learn how to backflip and breathe fire for the next shows if this gets 4 trillion likes so
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i wanna buy a juul but i cant get one bc then id be someone who owns a juul ugh my life SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! so many hardships get to travel the world w my friends and to top it all off im WHITE what a struggle
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no bra today fuck it
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happy pride kiss a girl u like!!!!
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happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈 nearly 5 years of u n me xx
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sever up ma BAAHHDDYYY sew it up to STAAHHPP MEHHH u stream?
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if she not answering ur calls like this then shes just not right for u bro
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just let me be sad tonight sad tonight s A D t o n i g h t
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evidence that i, a LEAD SINGER VOCALIST loaded gear today: a thread
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ended sad summer lookin like a twat but long live boobcam i guess and thank u all for movin ur bodies every show it was my fav tour to date wow
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happy birthday to boobs
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