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11 months

the original vine was lost when the app died but in the spirit of the holidays here is the uncut 10 second version

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5 years

whenever i get off at fullerton i feel like everyone on the train goes yeah, i figured you were the type of person who would get off at fullerton

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2 years

why are the little movie theaters in art museums always sooooo scary

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6 years

anyone else feel like their 2 career options are “do something ur deeply passionate about but that is so emotionally taxing it will tear u down to a shell of a human being by age 25” and “know ur contributing to why the world sucks but at least u have a paycheck”

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4 years

ppl always act so surprised finding out that ocd can look like bpd can look like cptsd can look like adhd can look like autism and its like ya bcus the categories were literally made up by some dudes

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5 years

me in the women’s room when the gender neutral bathroom is occupied

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4 years

see this is what i mean when i say chris fleming toes the butch/twink line so precariously its like im looking in a mirror. this is how i want people to perceive me, i want them to assume i just crawled out of a bog but definitely frolicked a bit while i was in there

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4 years

ok fellow 20somethings i know we are all pity party abt losing one of our sexy years or whatever but have you considered...if this shit really does wrap up within the next year we prob get to live through the greatest party scene in human history

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11 months

many have asked for the story behind it. i honestly couldnt tell you

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4 years

honestly i feel like going thru a breakup at a small liberal arts college is so uniquely traumatic that no other heartbreak will compare. like never again will i have to memorize someones entire class and rehearsal schedule to avoid bursting into tears in front of north college

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1 year

hey i know its been a while idk the flooded subway tunnels just made me think about how you used to flood my tunnels :/ i miss you hope youre safe

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4 years

dont mind if i do

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5 years

men have bruised my ego sure but one time a woman i was seeing told me i probably turned off autocapitalization on my phone just to seem quirky and that...that haunts me to this day

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6 years

as wescam season approaches just wanna tell u all 2 stay safe hav fun & dont expect anything more than a 1nite stand from seniors bcs theyve gotta go live their lives yk & cant even FOLLOW u BACK on twitter 2 years later EVEN if it was ur FIRST TIME god damn it just follow me ba

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4 years

“i tested negative yesterday” now the horniest sentence in the world

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4 years

thinking about my aunts food instagram acct

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4 years

fuck it poppers on main

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5 years

me after getting my shit wrecked by portrait of a lady on fire

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4 years

and now we've said it

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11 months

@lashon__hara my mom said the same thing

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4 years

they/them second grader in my zoom class today....kids are the future

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4 years

havent had the urge to post a single tweet since getting my first vaccine......its working

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3 years

6 mo update

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3 years

i think the only things i need to be happy are playing outside and eating vegetables. which should be easy but having a job somehow means this is hard

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3 years

really great question thanks for asking

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3 years

ok actually though im running out of internet jokes now that im d*ting someone whos nice to me. sorry guys ill come back when theres drama

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5 years

r*th reducing his salary from 1M to 750K

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5 years

my domestic fantasy is really quite simple, just me, my wife, a mandolin (the musical instrument), a mandolin (the culinary instrument),

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2 years

damn the WHOLE polycule was at that mass moca festival yesterday huh

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4 years

i guess telling off tiktok commenters explaining how second stage works so ppl cant excuse that vid as “he had to do it to graduate!!!” is the hill ive chosen to die on tonight

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3 years

another nonmonogamy win

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4 years

made an important purchase today

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3 years

good morning strawberry fans

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5 years

when ppl r talking ab kink/leather having a rightful and historical place in pride they mean gay leather daddies dancing around wearing vests and harnesses on a float, not cishet polyamorous mustache man walking his gf on a leash.....take a minute to Read im begging u

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4 years

nonmonogamy discourse couldve ended when chris fleming released his vid about poly couples. he said all that needed to be said

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2 years

i knowww its bad to joke about suicide but life is full of infuriating inconveniences and i have yet to find an expression as cathartic as im gonna kill myself

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5 years

"so, how's senior year going"

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5 years

me reuniting with weshop sushi

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3 years

she is the valedictorian

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4 years

its like, im a bisexual trans man to anyone who wants to kiss me, a funky butch to lesbians over 40, devoid of gender to anyone who actually knows me well, and to everyone else: don’t perceive me

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3 years

trying nonmonogamy again in my mid 20s has made me think its just liberal arts college thats the problem

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5 years

mr swings man.......grill me a cheese

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4 years

bday twin..much to think about

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5 years

not to be all we live in a society but the number of mental illness "symptoms" that are nearly universally relatable to any overworked person suffering under capitalism...bro it makes u think

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4 years

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4 years

the 8 y/o in my zoom class today who told me she "doesnt like sweet potatoes, but respects people who do" has more emotional intelligence than most 20-somethings i know. myself included

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6 years

should i send a video tutorial of how to change the toilet paper roll in my house group chat or is that TOO passive aggressive

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4 years

safety first..

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4 years

thinking about that tweet that was like each edition of the dsm is just “ive discovered a new type of guy”

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5 years

my wants are sinple, i would like to live in a little apartment, have a wooden cutting board and some garlic to chop on it, hear the train passing by at night,

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4 years

ok i will literally take any opportunity i can get to post my fav teen pic

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11 months

my greatest legacy

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6 years

is psi u just...rich people?

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4 years

you could squeeze lime juice over literally any dish and id be like mm oh ya thats definitely what was missing

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5 years

me after talking 2 some class of 99’ dilfs

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4 years

pov we roll up to ur zoom meeting

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4 years

*quits my job bcus my cat is too sad when i leave in the morning*

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6 years

the only theory i can come up with to explain todays events is that michael roth has a private twitter where he regularly asks for input on personal affairs from his closest friends

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5 years

truly everyone tweeting shit like “straight-passing bi couples at pride r valid!!!” is acting like theres a bouncer at the door asking for ur lgbt card i....you all know its a public event with massive crowds right no one is there to throw tomatoes at people who might b straight

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4 years

getting they/themed by young parents to their toddler just hits different

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4 years

seriously tho whenever poly ppl r like “monogamy is so toxic u shouldnt expect one person to meet all ur needs😌” im like ya....thats why i have friends and also alone time

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4 years

if i were a shellfish i simply wouldnt sit so close to the shoreline that im exposed when the tide goes out but maybe that’s just me

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4 years

cupcakke really has redistributed more wealth than ive seen from any other celebrity and considering shes still on the rise and def not making as much as other chart topping artists......just makes u think

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4 years

i love being a farmer i dont have time to worry about normal 22 y/o problems instead my most pressing concerns are “how do i keep small rodents from decimating my crop” and “where can i find bales of straw asap”

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5 years

"where do u see urself in 30 years" uuuuuuuuaaooooouuuhhhhhh.....

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4 years

deleted the twitter app off my phone so im going to start writing midday tweet ideas in my journal and then posting them all at once at the end of the day. think of it as an evening briefing

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5 years

madie took this of me its NOT what it looks like

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4 years

im convinced polyamorous people do not have regular friends

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3 years

what do they put in testosterone that makes me need so many little treats

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5 years

straight people may have the emotional intelligence of a shoelace but gays will press flowers for u and show u pages they wrote about u in their journal and then 3 hours later theyre back with their ex so really its a losing game either way

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3 years

feeling very

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5 years

i may have been off my shits all of last semester but my life rly took an indisputable turn for the better when i slept with that furry and that is something i will have to reckon with for the rest of my life

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4 years

music?? hey guys anyone else listen to music?

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4 years

i somehow had the most normal and well-adjusted childhood of anyone i know and i was literally in a circus

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4 years

uh oh.....found a listing for an incredibly competitive job that i genuinely would Kill to have alert

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5 years

well this sucks

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4 years

convinced the only reason the fleabag priest is so sexy is bcus andrew scott is successfully playing straight but in a way thats still a little gay. its the touch of fruitiness. the hint of faggotry peeking through

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6 years

me after one full week of classes at wesleyan university

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3 years

why do i have to be a “plant gay” or a “tenderqueer” im begging you to treat me like any other cis dude whos too into hiking

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5 years

merry christmas im so lonely does anyone wanna go see CATS

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4 years

whyyyyy dont all these private universities who magically have the resources to test their students 2x a week partner with local orgs to make more tests available to the public it blows my freaking mind

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5 years

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4 years

do u think dead ppl laugh at u for crying about them in the shower bcus ur naked and look stupid

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5 years

the pine street skunk is the only person i truly love

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5 years

walking into the movie theater tn

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3 years

summer 2021 is gonna be all about creative uses for surplus veggies and spicy little mayo-based sauces

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4 years

seriously tho primarily interacting with ppls opinions onLine rly is giving me 2013 tumblr-era brain worms id give anything to talk and organize with peers in a real life physical space

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4 years

i think ive been processing my feelings in a much healthier way ever since i started calling everything that even borders on a breakup a divorce

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4 years

ok but my favorite poppers moments really are when she is. Just Sitting there. what i s she thinking about

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4 years

me vs me as a couch (jouch)

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4 years

hey so i see that some of you are having sex but just to be clear there are still a lot of you who havent since the start of the lockdown right. and like wont until its over haha. just wondering like just asking just taking a little survey

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4 years

happy 6 mo hope we get to shotgun some san pelligrinos together some time

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5 years

realizing the dilfs at the farmers market are in my age range...sobering, but also a thrill

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4 years

i think im only moving to western mass for character development like i dont see myself spending more than a year or two there but i feel like its something i have to go through

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5 years

so was anyone gonna tell me banal is Not pronounced like anal

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4 years

how do people actually manage to get into relationships honest question

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3 years

crazy that i said i was a lesbian freshman yr of college and everyone believed me. meanwhile i was wandering around campus in a cold sweat waiting for a text from a 45 y/o man who i was simultaneously in love with and also wanted to be

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4 years

posting a wmass queer exchange classified ad like "hey everyone :) just moved here and the only person i know is my ex. anyone else in the same boat? wanna get to know each other? non binary people to the front :) also im emotionally unavailable"

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3 years

pov u catch me checking out own ass w the self timer feature on ur porch

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