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Bob

@bob_mchelsea

9 days

Kwahiyo tunakubaliana hapa kuwa Jackson ndio bingwa kwa sasa wa pasi za visigino.

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5 years

Jon Snow (like) vs Ragnar Lothbrok (rt)

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1 year

Mnaujua maaeneo hapa wapi?

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1 year

Mwasibu anasema hana baya na mtu. 🤣🤣

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2 years

Basii mama basii....😭

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4 years

Hivi ushawahi kuwaza kwamba yule bodyguard wa Rais anaweza kuwa ndio Kigogo. 😂😂😂

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5 years

Shemeji hapana Shemeji hapan Shemeji hapa Shemeji hap Shemeji ha Shemeji h Shemeji Shemej Sheme Shem She.. Sh.. Mh.. Mmmhhhhhhhhhh.. Yaani weweeeee

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3 years

Sio kila mwanaume bar akienda chooni anaenda kujisaidia, wengine tunaenda kuhesabu tumebakiwa na shilingi ngapi. 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

Benson Moshi ajengewe sanamu lake pale moshi Mjini. 😄😄

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4 years

Shetani mnafki sana anakushawishi utembee na mke wa mtu😰, Ukifumaniwa anahamia upande wa pili anawashawishi wakufire. 😂😂

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4 years

Natafuta mchumba wa kike umri miaka 23 - 33 awe anajua kupika wali maharage tu mambo mengine tutagoogle. kingine mm nakunywa Pombe.

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5 years

Kama hizi Tanzania zinapatikana wapi?

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4 years

Kuwa handsome ni challenge, wasichana 16 Leo Kanisani wamevunjika shingo wakiniangalia nikipita. 😫😫😫

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1 year

Kids 🙌🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

TBC imetoa wapi wchezaji 12

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3 years

Gharama za kutuma 1m ni 31k, nauli ya kwenda Arusha ni 28k. Bora kuzipeleka mwenyewe 🤣🤣

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3 years

Niliwaambia mtanikumbuka mlidhani masihara?

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1 year

Dj Afro ashamuaribu huyu dogo, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

Ukiona girlfriend wako anakwambia "baby naomba nikae kwa juu" jua kazi imeanza kukushinda, anza kutafuta miti shamba😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Yaani watu wamcheza lig wamemaliza wamecheza euro2020 na copa america wamemaliza, ila ligi ya Tanzania bado haijaisha na haina team 20. 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏿

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4 years

Mwambieni Waziri Mkuu kama shule hazifunguliwi tunawapeleka kwake. 😂😂😂

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4 years

Yani Airtel siku hizi 😫😫😫, ni lazima utoe line uilambe then uirudishe, ndio utapata network.

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4 years

Unachomuomba mungu vs Anachokupa

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5 years

Shafiii acha familia ya watu wainjoy kila mahali upo 😂😂😂😂

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1 year

Delila tunaakuamini sana, malize huyo samson.

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4 years

Gwajima leo tunataka kuona Je maombi yako yanafikaga Juu mbinguni or yanaishia kwenye nguzo za umeme. 😂😂😂😂

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10 months

Hindi films are the next level 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

Tunapambana na Corona halafu unaniambia huoni siku zako Halima kweli una uchungu na nchi wewe??

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4 years

Baada ya kumaliza kuniibia kila kitu 😩, wezi wale waliniambia nicheze Yope kuwaonyesha kwamba sijakasirika. 💔😩😭

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Bob

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3 years

Mwambieni mama kuwa hatuwapishi wazee siti kwa sababu wanatuchukulia mademu zetu na tunakesha nao bar.

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4 years

Ameishi miaka 131 😲😲💪🏾💪🏾 kaona mengi sana.

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3 years

Yaan eti match ya Man city na Chelsea ihairishwe kisa malkia Elizabeth yupo kwenye shughuli? 👀🤣🤣

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3 months

Tuongeze sautii!!!

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4 years

Imagine kuna mtu kamaliza wiki hajafanya mapenzi na anaona ni kitu cha kawaida. 😲🤷🏿‍♂️

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4 years

Ushawahi mtext bae wako morning sweetheart alafu anareply "morning" unabaki unajiuliza kwani ile "sweetheart" haikumfikia au. 🤷🏿‍♂️😂

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3 years

Ni Accident gani ushawahi pata during sex😂

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4 years

Mnaojidai mnajua sana vitu, haya hii ni kitu gani? 😂

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5 years

Kuna njia mbili tu za kumfanya mwanamke atulie na wewe 1. Uwe na pesa 2. Akupende mwenyewe Hayo mambo ya ufundi kitandani kaka, muachie KUNGUNI!! 😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

Condom ni round ya kwanza round pili uwaminifu unazidi unamuona kama mkeo tu. 😂😂😂

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4 years

Nikikumbuka 2015 Lowasa alinitembeza kwa mguu kwanzia jangwani hadi makumbusho,😫 naishiwa nguvu kabisa 🤣🤣🤣

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3 months

Hawa ndio Wanawake sasa 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

Huo Mdomo unaotunia kunyonyea vitu vya kukojolea, ndio huo unataka kwenda kuimba nao Luturujuia Kanisani? Au unamwingine? 😂

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3 years

Somo: Usivimbe na ajira za kuteuliwa.

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4 years

Jaman pisi za kichaga ni kali 💪🏿♥️

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4 years

Kila mwanaume aseme "Nimeona warembo wengi ila mpenzi wangu amewazidi wote" 💪🏾

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@bob_mchelsea

3 years

OGOPA MATAPELI UEFA HAICHEZWI ALHAMISI😂

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Ushawahi kudate online na mkaachana bila kuonana. 😂😂🙌🏿

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@bob_mchelsea

7 months

Fundi Maikoo baada ya kuangalia sinema ya Yesu. 😂

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4 years

Nimetongoza demu Jioni hii sasaivi kapiga simu eti "ongea na wanao".. Nimeishiwa nguvu mwilini. 🙆🏿😫🤣🤣

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@bob_mchelsea

5 years

Matumizi mabaya ya Rasilimali watu 🤔😫

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4 years

JPM awaagiza Polisi kuwakamata wanaotoa taarifa za kupotosha mitandaoni kuhusu corona. Wapwa haya mambo ya corona Mwachieni Kigogo, wewe na jina lako na picha yako hapo utakuja juta. 🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️😂

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4 years

Rule number 2: Don't feed a horse you don't ride! Should i explain or you understand? 😂😂

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3 years

Hawa watu wenye Type C charger wana kiburi kikubwa kushinda madereva wa Subaru. 😂😂

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3 years

Jitahidi sana uowe mwanamke aliyesoma, ni bora kusikia "Cool down sweetheart" kuliko kusikia "Niueee" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

Samatta (retweet). Ighalo (like).

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3 years

Kuna mwizi ameshikwa hapa, akaambiwa ataje wenzake akaanza kuniangalia mimi.😳 Wee nimemweka rungu la kichwa...

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5 years

Chelsea ikifungwa leo niiteni Mbwa.

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4 years

Nisiwe kama Wapinzani wa hii nchi, nichukue nafasi hii kumpongeza Rais wetu wa awamu ya tano kwa ushindi wa Chelsea jana. 👏🏿💪🏾

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5 years

Ukiniuliza "niko wapi?" Lazima na mm pia nikuulize "uko wapi"? ndio nijue sasa "nipo wapi". Are we together 😎😎🤗

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4 years

Ngoja niamke sasa nikanywe supu ya wife material.

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3 years

Look at your keyboard between Y and I there is an idiot standing there.😏

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1 year

Mdudu amesepa bila kula nyauu 😻. Ila Arusha 🙌🏿

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Unaamka hata huja hakikisha kama "unaongea" ila ushaingia online. 🤷🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️😂

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3 years

Umeme ni Tanzania nzima au?

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3 years

Kwahiyo mlitaka mama afanye hivi? 🤣🤣

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4 years

Hajalala nyumbani siku mbili? Yaan asubuhi hadi jioni, alafu usiku wa kwanza mwanaume unalala peke yako, alafu asubuhi hadi jioni tena, alafu usiku wapili tena mwanaume unalala peke yako, na kesho yake anarudi jioni Na hataki kusema alikuwa wapi? Nyie ndoa ni Ngumu sana 😂😂😂

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Mara mia ule nauli usije kuliko unakuja geto alafu nikikuwekea mkono unaupiga kama unaua mbu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

Eti kwa kuwa nilikwambia jisikie nyumbani ndio ukaange mayai nane? 🤷🏿‍♂️ Ulitaga wewe? 😡😡

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4 years

Top 10 ya pisi kali za twitter 2020 ...>>>>>

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2 years

Mtanisamehe bure ila hapa ni 5/10

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@bob_mchelsea

5 years

Welcome to Tanzania where your girlfriend's best friend will love you more than your Girlfriend. 😂😂😂😂

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Bob

@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Nimejiangalia kwenye kioo nikagundua mimi bila pesa punyeto zitaniua... 😭😭🤣🤣💔💔

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Bob

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5 years

If during sex a woman looks at you straight in the eyes...🙄🙄 slap her, she wants to get pregnant I know these things.😂 😂 😂😂

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3 years

OGOPA MATAPELI FINALI YA UEFA HAICHEZWI JUMATANO. 🤣

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4 years

Sasa Tanesco mvua zinyesha usiku huu na giza hili mnakata umeme, au mnataka tukosee Tundu tuonekane wahuni ndio tabia zetu 😫😫

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3 years

Wewe kama mwanaume utajuaje demu ameridhika na mechi yako? 😂

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Bob

@bob_mchelsea

3 years

Ulaya. Bongo

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4 years

Samatta anaondoka Aston villa, nayo Aston Villa inawaka 🔥 inaingia top 4 😂😂😂😂

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Bob

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5 years

Mpemba akiwa anafanya mapenzi utackia Mama Zakia mie ndio namwaga ivo nikusubiri au ntangulie mana laja kwa pupa. 😀😀😀😂

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Bob

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4 years

Nimeona status huko WhatsApp inasema eti "Leo watoto wa kishua wamefiwa". 😂😂🙌🏿🙌🏿

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@bob_mchelsea

3 years

Hapa Tanzania unaweza kufa kwa sababu ya njaa alafu watu wakashiba kwenye msiba wako. 🤣🤣🤣

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Bob

@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Tisa kumi tuache unafiki jamaa kaenjoy sana. Kitu bado manganyu ile. 😂😂😂🙆🏿‍♂️

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

The first person who appears when you press "@" is your soul mate. Let’s do this 🌚

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Haya wapwa mda wa kuinuana huu, dondosha handle yako hapo tukufolooo...

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Bob

@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Matanzania anadownload game anaskip instructions zote alafu anakuja kukuuliza, "linachezwaje eti?" 😂😂😂

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Imagine umekwepa kofi maza alikuwa anakupiga likamkuta baba yako. 😂😂

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Aston villa hakuna pengo la Samatta. 🤣🤣🤣

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@bob_mchelsea

8 months

Kwakweli ameongea vyema apewe team.

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3 years

Hivi kwann wanaume huona ugumu kuwacheat wapenzi wao? 🤔

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Bob

@bob_mchelsea

6 years

Wanaume Kama tulivyokubaliana katika kikao kilichopita kitasa cha house girl kiwe kibovu milele 😂😂😂😂

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Bob

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4 years

Apart from money, what makes ladies fall in love fast? 🤔

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Wazaramo ni something else😂😂 ukikiss Mzaramo anatoa nguo zote😂😂😂

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Nimeona tu niwakumbushe all sulphates are soluble except Lead, Barium and Calcium. 😂😂

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Wee endele kutuma good morning, wakati kuna mtu anamuuliza kama bado maumivu yapo. 😂😂😂😂

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@bob_mchelsea

4 years

My country people 😂😂😂

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@bob_mchelsea

3 years

Mwalimu hiyo hela nikutumie tigopesa. Mwalimu: Tigopesa ya nyoko

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@bob_mchelsea

3 years

Hivi huwa unazidowload ama unaziangalia tu huko huko online?

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Bob

@bob_mchelsea

5 years

Wanaume ubahili sio ugonjwa na hauna madhara yoyote kiafya, so tuendele kuwa wabahili. Asante nawasilisha 😂😂😂😂.

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Bob

@bob_mchelsea

3 years

Ndugu abiria mbele yenu naona msafara wa waziri wa fedha, semeni "suuu".

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Bob

@bob_mchelsea

4 years

Dear God kama ni blueband ndio inachelewesha mkate wangu wa kila siku we uleta tu nitakula na parachichi.🙏🏿

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