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#4
Namjoon: you fainted, do you remember anything?
Jennie: only the ambulance.
Jisoo: that wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Jennie: but I heard a siren.
Namjoon: that was Jungkook.
Jungkook: sorry I got nervous.
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#3
*Namjoon teaching the maknaes maths*
Namjoon: *points to a triangle* this means it's 90 degrees
Jungkook: how can it be 90 degrees it's winter
Namjoon; no the angle is-
Lisa: because of global warming
Namjoon: i'm out.
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#5
Namjoon: if someone offers you drugs, report them to the police immediately
[later on]
Lisa, dialling 911: you're gonna rot in jail, you son of a bitch
Doctor: what
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#11
Taehyung: What's a thot?
Yoongi: It's a thoughtful person
[Later at the dinner table]
Jisoo: Here's the salt, Tae.
Taehyung: Thanks Jisoo, you're such a thot!
Jisoo: [spits out water]
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#10
[BANGPINK IN A RESTAURANT]
Waiter [approaches them]: Good evening, would you like a table?
Jennie: No not at all. We came here to eat on the floor.
Jin: Carpet for 11, please.
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#9
Hobi: I wish I learned medical
Lisa: Well I know DDR
Jimin: What is that
Lisa That's what you do when a person can't breathe
Jin: Idiot it's not DDR it's CPR. You can't do Dance Dance Revolution on someone's lungs
Lisa: But we can try, right?
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#12
Namjoon:[practices driving][accidentally hits Rosé who was on street] [comes out of car] omg are you okay?
Rosé:I n-need my p-phone..
Namjoon:sure, but I can call the ambula-
Rosé,on phone:[goes to twitter]