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@bluevalo

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@bluevalo

2 years

The Doorman ⇥ Urban Fantasy #taekookau ⇥ Magic, Horror, Slow Burn ⇥ 259k, Complete ⇥ Explicit For almost two years, Taehyung has been spending his Friday nights at The Doorman. One night, he leaves. But not by the door he came through. 🗝

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@bluevalo

2 years

Boys of Cold ⇀ Small Town #taekookau ⇀ Childhood Enemies to Lovers ⇀ Mystery, Magic, Hurt/Comfort ⇀ Angst with a Happy Ending ⇀ 56k, Complete ⇀ Explicit * Near Death Experiences, Major Character Illness

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@bluevalo

3 years

The Doorman Chapter 1: The Bartender (10.5k) ⇥ Urban Fantasy ⇥ Elements of Horror ⇥ Strangers to Lovers ⇥ Explicit 🗝

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@bluevalo

3 years

Un/guided ⇥ Sentinel/Guide AU ⇥ Military, Dystopia ⇥ Enemies to Lovers ⇥ 103.2k ⇥ Explicit ⇥ For @taekookseasons * Blood, Violence, Implied/Referenced Torture & Suicide, Minor Character Death

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@bluevalo

3 years

The Prosody of Misconception ⇥ College/University AU ⇥ Friends to Lovers ⇥ Pining, Angst, Fluff ⇥ 103k, Complete ⇥ Explicit ♡

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@bluevalo

2 years

one year ago 🏍 + 🚙 = 🎶

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@bluevalo

1 year

curiouscat | I am sure I’ll get called an “anti” for this (cause Stan culture can be toxic) but I have to vent. Big hit … — see the way i think about it is this: i am a writer who has to promote their work for it to be found and re…

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CuriousCat is a Q&A social network that allows you to connect with your followers and know new people.

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@bluevalo

4 years

#taekookau drabble where insomniac English teacher Taehyung finally finds sleep during his free periods - on a blue, foam landing mat in the gym's storage room - with sweet, cute P.E. teacher Jungkook sleeping by his side

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@bluevalo

2 years

also a kind reminder that fic writers don’t simply snap their fingers and magically conjure up 100k, 200k word stories, and even shorter fics require months of hard work. the story you read in a day may have taken a year to write. please keep this in mind when asking for more 🫶

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@bluevalo

1 year

my loves, doves, and darlings, i’m actually bowing out of writing fic, at least for the time being. i hope to return to it someday, but please don’t stay up waiting. everything is good, and i love you all madly. take care and be happy ♡ xx ev

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@bluevalo

3 months

The Prosody of Misconception ⭒ #taekookau ⭒ College/University ⭒ Friends with Benefits ⭒ Pining, Angst, Fluff ⭒ 89k, Complete ⭒ Explicit ⭑

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@bluevalo

1 year

Solitary Motions Chapter 1. The Ghost (14.1k) ⇀ Cyberpunk #taekookau ⇀ Dystopia, Enemies to Lovers ⇀ Underground Boxing, Age Gap ⇀ Ongoing, Explicit * Blood and Violence, Mildly Dubious Consent

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@bluevalo

2 years

Boys of Cold Chapter 1. The Tracks (15.2k) ⇥ Small Town #taekookau ⇥ Winter, Mystery, Hate to Love ⇥ Explicit There is something eerie in the snow. Jeongguk can see it. And Kim knows.

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@bluevalo

3 years

at ease, soldiers 🤍 thank you so much for loving un/guided! if i don’t know you yet, my name is ev and i am very happy to make your acquaintance 🌬

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@bluevalo

4 years

#taekookau drabble ♡ Jungkook falls asleep to hair-pulling. It's not as wild as it seems – though he doesn't mind /that/ kind of hair-pulling, either – but actually the most domestic, darling, gentle act of love he knows. And ever since Taehyung has been doing that to him,

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@bluevalo

3 years

for a rookie like me, numbers like these are very cool 🤍 thank you so much for reading my works and leaving me comments and kudos — it is because of you that writing is all the more meaningful

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@bluevalo

2 years

Boys of Cold Chapter 2. The Train (15.9k) ⇀ Small Town #taekookau ⇀ Winter, Mystery, Hate to Love ⇀ Explicit, On-going

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@bluevalo

1 month

monday milestone 💯 today you all get a kiss and a cocktail free of charge ❤️‍🔥

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@bluevalo

2 years

The Doorman ⇥ Urban Fantasy #taekookau ⇥ Magic, Horror, Slow Burn ⇥ 259k, Complete ⇥ Explicit For almost two years, Taehyung has been spending his Friday nights at The Doorman. One night, he leaves. But not by the door he came through. 🗝

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@bluevalo

2 years

so anyways, i have been thinking. and. for my next project, i think i’m going to write the most fanfiction fanfiction that i’ve ever fanfictioned. thank you for understanding 🙏

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@bluevalo

2 years

Stargazing in the Dark ⇥ Post-Apocalypse #taekookau ⇥ Road Trip, Strangers to Lovers ⇥ 8.1k, Complete Written for Highlights @taekookfeature , complementary artwork by @mielfeuille . 🤍

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@bluevalo

11 months

happy birthday to the doorman, on tumblr i saw this illustration of tae going through the door

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@bluevalo

3 years

9 pm Maserati ⇥ Biker Jeongguk, Cellist Taehyung ⇥ Strangers to Lovers ⇥ 14.3k ⇥ Explicit (Mild 18+)

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@bluevalo

2 years

you’re a bunch of nerds for real, stop opening this tab and go outside 😄🫶

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@bluevalo

1 year

@btsvnangels hi! it’s a 400-page novel talking about the intricacies of revolution, oppression, and sensory processing sensitivity with a heartwrenchingly beautiful love story tying all these themes together :)

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@bluevalo

1 year

i can’t believe i fooled 2k of you into reading this fic ㅋㅋ love you all though, bless your pure hearts and thanks for giving me a chance to entertain you ♡

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@bluevalo

3 months

complete, all 10 chapters have now been posted ♡

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@bluevalo

3 months

The Prosody of Misconception ⭒ #taekookau ⭒ College/University ⭒ Friends with Benefits ⭒ Pining, Angst, Fluff ⭒ 89k, Complete ⭒ Explicit ⭑

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@bluevalo

3 years

an impression of an idea born out of boredom; i'm thinking about jk on his motorcycle, getting drenched in the rain, when the guy next to him rolls his window down and tells him to get inside. the possibilities are endless here, but i think i'm gonna make them fall in love 🥴

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@bluevalo

2 years

personally i'm just gonna vanish into thin air and fulfill my dream of only appearing once in a blue moon to post a fic on ao3 before retreating back to obscurity

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@bluevalo

4 years

(And so, they go out - to a furniture store, actually, to buy Taehyung a better mattress because Jungkook thinks he needs one - and they fall in love, and whenever they have a free period together, they spend it napping or kissing or /sleeping/ on the crash mat in the storage.)

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@bluevalo

2 years

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@bluevalo

2 years

spending this wip wednesday in sleetford, has anybody seen taehyung

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@bluevalo

24 days

terrible news. i’ve written 20k so far and they’ve only met once

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@bluevalo

2 months

sick to my stomach realizing, as i look at my plot outline and discover the horrible truth, that these two motherfckers won’t be kissing for another 50k words

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@bluevalo

2 months

jungkook let go of my boraballoons

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@bluevalo

2 years

my loves ♡ i'm afraid i have some bad news. there is no need to be alarmed, as i'm not going anywhere or quitting writing, but i will have to take a step back and slow down for a little while. i know that many of you are looking forward to the last four chapters of

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@bluevalo

5 months

just saw that this rusty old thing is one kudos short of 2k, kisses and confetti to each of you yearners, please keep reading smut and overthrowing governments xx

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@bluevalo

3 years

Un/guided ⇥ Sentinel/Guide AU ⇥ Military, Dystopia ⇥ Enemies to Lovers ⇥ 103.2k ⇥ Explicit ⇥ For @taekookseasons * Blood, Violence, Implied/Referenced Torture & Suicide, Minor Character Death

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@bluevalo

1 year

thinking about

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@bluevalo

3 years

🌬♥️♥️♥️

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➳ Un/guided ➳ @bluevalo ➳

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@bluevalo

1 year

it’s also a little funny to me that jungkook wants to be friends with ghosts because

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@bluevalo

2 years

The Doorman Chapter 14: The Door (25.9k) 🗝

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@bluevalo

1 year

dunno if this is only because i have a fever but i think yoongi is in love with jimin, please confirm

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@bluevalo

2 years

this is like the most insignificant, pointless thing, but i actually wrote some fic this weekend 🥹 literally felt like crying in relief

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@bluevalo

1 year

... pls maybe don’t ㅋㅋㅋ

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@btsinthemoment

1 year

🐰 i want to try being a bartender. i think itll be fun. how should i fold my sleeves to be cool. should i just not fold them, should i just leave them like this ?

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@bluevalo

3 years

9 pm Maserati ⇥ Chapter 1/2 ⇥ Biker Jeongguk, Cellist Taehyung ⇥ Strangers to Lovers

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@bluevalo

4 years

The Prosody of Misconception taekook | friends to lovers | ongoing Baudelaire says we should be continually drunk – on wine, on poetry, or on virtue as we wish – and it is after three years of friendship that Jeongguk realizes he is drunk on Taehyung.

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@bluevalo

2 years

honestly, my heart is a little fragile right now, and afraid of what's to come, so i hope that you'll understand if i'm not as active in the next few months. but again, i'm not going anywhere, and i will still keep writing through difficult times—i think it'll give me hope ♡

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@bluevalo

2 years

so! here we are, almost a year later, and the doorman is finally finished 🖤 i really want to thank all of you for your endless love & support. it’s been so much fun writing for you this past year, and you have been incredibly kind to me since the beginning. thank you so much!

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@bluevalo

2 years

The Doorman ⇥ Urban Fantasy #taekookau ⇥ Magic, Horror, Slow Burn ⇥ 259k, Complete ⇥ Explicit For almost two years, Taehyung has been spending his Friday nights at The Doorman. One night, he leaves. But not by the door he came through. 🗝

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@bluevalo

2 years

my 14 yo students were working quietly in class today and most of them were listening to their own playlists, then all of a sudden i hear this boy whisper ᵈᵃᵉᶜʰʷᶦᵗᵃ ᵈᵃᵉᶜʰʷᶦᵗᵃ ʲᵃ ᵘˡˡʸᵉᵒʳᵃ ᵈᵃᵉᶜʰʷᶦᵗᵃ and i've never struggled more to mind my own business 😭

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@bluevalo

1 year

tbh i’ve achieved a lot personally and i’ve finally gotten to a place in my life where i’m not constantly fighting burn out, but the thing i’m most grateful for is that my s.o.’s cancer, diagnosed around this time last year, is currently in remission 🫶

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@bluevalo

2 months

sick to my stomach realizing, as i look at my plot outline and discover the horrible truth, that these two motherfckers won’t be kissing for another 50k words

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@bluevalo

5 months

i’ve been neglecting you... i will kiss you again soon x

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honestly. real

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@bluevalo

4 years

Jungkook chews on his lips, watches Taehyung shyly from under his brows. "So… maybe, yes?" Taehyung smiles. "Asleep and awake. Yes." Face beaming, an ear-to-ear smile on his face, Jungkook kisses him again.

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@bluevalo

6 months

this week i get a pass though bc I BOUGHT A HOUSE 🤩🎉

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@bluevalo

6 months

bts supposed to be on hiatus and i still can’t keep up with their content

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@bluevalo

6 months

if this isn’t the most taehyung thing i’ve ever seen

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@bluevalo

2 years

i usually teach teenagers but today i had to spend the afternoon with preschoolers and boy are they some intense little people?? we were coloring and one of them just stared at me and then said that they hate the color pink so much that their eyes start to peel off. girl what 😭

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@bluevalo

4 years

The goosebumps he gets at the first pull of his hair are nothing short of holy. The sense of the everyday is healing. And it's such a small thing, it's really quite minor, but it is what it is and – Jungkook falls asleep to hair-pulling.

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@bluevalo

3 years

here is a preview of my fic for @taekookfeature 🤍 in a bleak, post-apocalyptic world, courier jungkook agrees to smuggle stargazer taehyung across the country—and it doesn't go as either of them plans. you can preorder the anthology here: 🎞

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@bluevalo

2 months

the reason why i’m a slow writer with a bitter love-hate relationship with my craft is that i can never just write a simple cute thing, it always has to be a slow burn stupid ass seven hells of torture

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@bluevalo

3 years

a reminder to ao3 readers: if you want to subscribe to a writer and get all their notifs of new fics and updates, you have to go on their profile and subscribe from there. i see people subscribing to my completed fics all the time, but that's like walking down a cul-de-sac 💔

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@bluevalo

2 years

so much talk about prosody lately, can’t help feeling a little nostalgic 🫶

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@bluevalo

2 years

yup, i knew it. wish me luck 🍷

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@bluevalo

2 years

i think i’m writing smut this weekend, must stock up on wine

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@bluevalo

4 years

"Kind of," Jungkook agrees, blushing, then rushes to continue. "But I would like to do some other things, too! Apart from… sleeping, you know, to do things /awake/." The flush on his face is adorable. "Like take you out, for example. I'd really like that, actually. A lot."

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@bluevalo

4 years

He only leaves after it's already dark, and tells Taehyung he hopes to meet him on the crash mat next time. He does. For the rest of the semester

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@bluevalo

5 months

though... i will always read rpwprpwp as pspspsps but instead of cats, for namjoon

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@bluevalo

4 years

But suddenly, Jungkook has moved; has lifted himself up on his elbow and cupped Taehyung’s cheek with his other hand, pressing their lips together. Cutting Taehyung off with a sweet, strong, intent /kiss/.

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@bluevalo

2 months

finished chapter 1 so there is also always that 🙂‍↕️

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@bluevalo

3 months

first 10k written so there is always that 🙏

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@bluevalo

2 years

ohhh WAIT i've just realized that i've now written 500k words of taekook 🤯

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@bluevalo

2 years

The Doorman Chapter 11: Night Light (15.6k) “You knew I was going to ask you this.” 🗝

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@bluevalo

2 years

i saw that the doorman now has more hits than un/guided and it lowkey feels like the student surpassing the master 🥹

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@bluevalo

1 year

reported only like fifteen pls speak english & yoongi marry me comments (amongst many that escaped me) and somehow I’M the problem and weverse wants to limit MY reports 😒 limit these btches eh??

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@bluevalo

1 year

by the wayy i’m on a writing break rn ♡ just want to be fully transparent with you, since so many of you follow me bc of my fics. i have a wip that i’m working on, but my progress is slow & i’m finally letting myself rest after an intense year. so feel free to unfollow etc xx♡

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@bluevalo

4 years

Taehyung is going through the motions. There isn’t much that can be said about his daily life at the moment: it's monotonous, yet progressive in its intensity, and the way his long days are breaking his back, bending him to the ground, has been accumulating exhaustion and

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@bluevalo

4 years

his visitor is Jungkook. "You're sick," Jungkook says, a sad, worried look on his face. "Why didn’t you text me? I was worried."

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@bluevalo

2 years

the doorman, and i will finish the fic and post it once it's done, but i might not be able to give you an exact timeline of when and how that will happen. very recently, someone i love was taken seriously ill, and their treatment and recovery must now be my first priority.

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@bluevalo

2 years

no but i was watching the live in the car & i was genuinely so anxious and scared, the worst blizzard of the year hit us on the highway and we couldn’t see shit for almost two hours. can’t thank jk enough for making me laugh & helping me breathe 🫶

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@bluevalo

4 years

"I admire you," Jungkook continues, which is surprising to Taehyung. "I swear, my brain can only focus a few hours at a time. Then I have to hit the track. Run to recharge." "You are a P.E. teacher," Taehyung replies. "I'm sure it can be seen as part of your job description."

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@bluevalo

4 years

Jungkook nods, answers bluntly. "Yup." "Guess we'll both have time to sleep now," Taehyung tries, trying to make his voice light and airy, but the tone of Jungkook's remains tight when he agrees. "Guess so."

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@bluevalo

4 years

Jungkook blinks, eyes round, but responds to his teasing with equal playful seriousness. "Yes, there’s a big one in the back we only take out for gymnastics. It's great, I think you'd love it." "Sounds wonderful."

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@bluevalo

4 years

Taehyung, feeling rotten and confused, frowns. Decides to apologize. "I'm sorry?" Jungkook huffs. "You don’t even know the trouble I went through to get your home address. You know Linda from Administration? She is a brick wall.

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@bluevalo

4 years

"Taehyung?" Jungkook murmurs against his lips. "I kind of want to… sleep with you. Just so you know." He pushes himself up, his face still hovering over Taehyung’s, but makes sure there’s enough distance between them for Taehyung to see his face.

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@bluevalo

4 years

And, oh god, if Taehyung doesn’t want to do all that, too. So much so, that his brain chooses to tease instead of confessing. "Oh, are there… other foam mats around you'd like to show me?" he asks playfully.

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@bluevalo

4 years

And stunned, Taehyung lets him in. He doesn’t tell him that, this time around, he's been sleeping all day long and that he isn’t really tired, but he eats with Jungkook, and they put on a show, and Jungkook dozes off on his couch.

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@bluevalo

3 years

The Doorman Chapter 9: The Oldest Trick in the Book (19k) 🗝

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@bluevalo

4 years

the principal had said as much - Jungkook will want it to end. "Well, um," Taehyung fumbles, thinking it might actually be better to leave the storage instead of staying there, wallowing in the stomach-twisting awkwardness. "I don’t know if I should actually be-"

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@bluevalo

4 years

Jungkook shakes his head. "It's fine, I never get sick," he says. "I thought we could nap, since we didn’t get to." He raisea his hand and shows Taehyung the bag of take-out he's holding. "I brought noodles. It's important to take care of nutrition."

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@bluevalo

4 years

It's endearing. So very Jungkook, the good guy, the cute guy. "And get me to… sleep with you first, without getting me to sleep with you?" Taehyung grins.

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@bluevalo

4 years

In the evening, however, he wakes up from his feverish dream to his doorbell. He'd texted Jimin about being sick, but made him promise he wouldn’t come. Wrapped in a blanket, Taehyung makes his way to the door, slow and a little rigid, and is surprised to find out that

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4 years

stress for months now. But he's still standing. Having studied for years, working knick-knack part-time jobs through college, and having worked so hard to get to where he is now - teaching, for a third year at the same school - he isn’t going to let life best him.

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@bluevalo

4 years

I had to tell her I needed to take some forms for you to fill out at home, and /fake/ a text you'd sent me where you'd asked for them, before she even considered handing out your personal info."

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@bluevalo

4 years

Once his suprise releases his muscles and bones, Taehyung's hand flies up to curl around Jungkook's back. Jungkook brings himself closer, moving his body to be half on top of Taehyung’s, and they’re both looking to get tangled in one another.

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@bluevalo

2 years

gonna surprise myself and write not one, not two, but three (!!!) kisses for this chapter! just look at me go 😌

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@bluevalo

4 years

His eyes widen then, becoming two button rounds. "You don’t mind, do you?" Taehyung leans on the door, his hand still on the doorknob. "No, but- why? You shouldn’t be near me, you'll get sick."

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@bluevalo

4 years

It's a peculiar friendship, but it's something Taejyung treasures. Taehyung’s nights still aren’t any better - he still greets four am with his eyelids open, punctiliously - but his stress does seem to easen a little.

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@bluevalo

4 years

It's weird, it's wrong. Taehyung hates it. Jungkook has become a friend, the only real friend he has at the school, and he's terrified that now that the semester is ending - and Taehyung’s contract has still not been renewed, but he hopes it will be, next week,

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@bluevalo

4 years

"You know, when I'm tired, I come out here to take a nap sometimes," Jungkook continues. "The crash mats are surprisingly comfortable, especially the thick ones?" He takes a step closer, a shy, sheepish look on his face. "I thought, maybe you'd like to try."

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@bluevalo

4 months

too many cases of plagiarism lately. if your imagination isn’t enough to create original stories, it’s fine, just don’t. not everyone is meant to be a writer, and stealing for internet clout is just sad.

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