it's really funny to me how hannibal fans by no means have been hiding hannigram being canon but because of how frequently it's always been mentioned alongside pairings like destiel and johnlock half the internet just kind of assumes it's queerbait paired with delusional fans
jack's paternal instincts are honestly such a huge part of his character and his relationship with will but i don't think they're acknowledged much by the fandom because jack doesn't really treat will the way a father treats his SON, he treats him more like a daughter 😭
will never stop being funny that their first ever conversation was about how eye contact is distracting and uncomfortable and they spend the rest of the show having the most discomfiting homoerotic eye contact
i saw a tiktok comment a few days ago that said all of hannibal's dialogue to will sounded like he thought he could get him pregnant just by talking to him and this just reminded me of that
jack crawford is just funny asf to me like he found out he'd been tricked into eating humans for years and didn't even let it phase him 😭 he just pretended that shit never happened and got to work
i don't think we talk enough about how off-putting hannibal's flirting is like imagine your therapist has been painstakingly hunched over his desk for hours working on a drawing and when you finally look over his shoulder he basically says: “this is me at your funeral”
moments like this are why i think some hannibal fans watched a completely different show with the way jack gets talked about... the only person who gave less of a fuck about will graham's mental health than will graham was hannibal lecter 😭
hannibal fans actually having meltdowns about hugh dancy saying he doesn't think will is in love with hannibal like we haven't always known he's a will graham stan FIRST hannigram shipper second... he's still mad about having to film half of season 2 in that jail cell!!
if hannigram existed irl it would be such bad press for the lgbt community that i think we would have to get them assassinated ourselves.. we'd be reposting gofundme links to hire hitmen
its soooo cunt to break up with your man after he just murdered three dozen men to save you, walked through freezing wind, snow, sleet, hail carrying you in his arms to get you home and tried to solve time travel for you while you slept
i like to think hannibal was so irritated by abigail not making him her dad that this is when he decided that if he ever killed her he'd do it just like her actual dad tried to
will's s1 outfits are so lazy and mismatched that fannibals somehow arrived at the conclusion that hannibal's sense of style is ELEGANT and TASTEFUL.. as if hannibal didn't learn everything he knows about fashion at the saul goodman school of hideous tacky suits
i can’t take hannibal lecter fuckinf seriously “i belirve thats whay they call a mic drop” bitch what the fuck. shut up. you’re too old to be saying that go complain about your old man back pains or something
will losing every one of these arguments because he's absolutely SEETHING with jealousy over the most minor interactions between hannibal and bedelia 😭 “i hope he fuckin EATS you” like baby girl breathe...
“i have a date with the chesapeake ripper” is top 5 funniest will lines because obviously he's unintentionally hitting on a serial killer but he thought he was telling his completely normal, concerned THERAPIST that little joke. he was asking to be institutionalized.
i think its funny that hannibal gets called a housewife because he likes doing housework but will gets called a housewife because nobody can imagine him holding down a job like 😭😭
smth i really really hate is when in fics/art ppl portray will as putting up with hannibal’s silly little hobbies (killing and cannibalism). guys he does that too??? he is also a cannibal and he likes killing people?? will does not want “normal food for once”he fucks that shit up
i just noticed hannibal's tears in mizumono and now i'm even more convinced of how much his heart ached. in three months hannibal cried just for will, he loved him with his soul and mind. he knew will was about to betray him and he still gave him the chance to escape with him.
“will graham is a fem twink” “will graham is an alpha male” will graham is a feral raccoon that i'm removing from the premises by the scruff of his neck
they're lovers. they hate each other. they are fated to meet. they're just two random guys. they're the only ones in the whole universe who can understand each other. they can't stand each other's guts
will and jack have little to no relationship in the book they're simply co-workers, but jack DOES come across very fatherly to clarice and the way clarice is treated (as a woman) is INTEGRAL to her character so i think this is another consequence of the will and clarice merge
when im reminded that in mizumono will could have easily shot hannibal but he chose to drop his gun and let hannibal stab and embrace him as an act of consummation instead