are you a dyke who has been personally victimized into watching football because of taylor swift and have no idea what’s going but want to learn?
look no further! bc I, a certified dyke, am here to teach you! (in simple terms)
WTF is football?: a thread 🧵
ijbol… the way nfl players are NOT allowed to do this 😭 all the players on away teams stay in a hotel the night before the game and their WIVES aren’t even allowed to stay w them. travis would never be allowed to do this i promise
wait a damn second the lavender haze spotify canvas…… 1 finger on 10, 3 on 9, then moving it down to cover her lips like stolen 1989????
10, 9x3=27….. 10/27😭
this woman is so insane i love her
it really is wild how one is taylor’s most popular songs with the general public is a song about literally contractual relationships and yet ppl don’t believe she’s ever possibly beard lmfao
i also really hate when swifties say we are outing taylor bc we literally can’t? we don’t know her personally, all this info is public & (mostly) easily accessible… it’s literally just media literacy
@lctheders
i don’t know if there’s an official reason but my educated guess would be so that there’s no distractions before the game and to get & stay in the right headspace
football is as much of a mental sport as it is physical
This video is from Sept 2021 which means GIR has had these paintings for more than TWO YEARS — so imo there’s no way this timing is accidental. At a minimum, Taylor & co approved her posting them this morning, and I’d even go so far as to posit she might have asked her to share…
seeing oomfies asking who nsync are is making me feel like i have a foot in the grave jfc 💀
bc what do you MEAN to ur mom didn’t blast the entire no strings attached album?? baby that was her midnights 😭
not so friendly reminder that:
-pronouns ≠ gender
-masculinity ≠ “man”
-he/him lesbians are real & valid (and have existed for much longer than you may think🤭)
-trans mascs & trans men CAN be lesbians (& that doesn’t mean YOU have to date them)
& if you disagree, block me <3
i came out as ftm in 2013 and lived socially (as best i could w unsupportive parents) as a man for almost a decade before releasing i’m a butch lesbian and was dealing w a strange flavor of comphet lmfao
@lavgays13
sometimes they stay in the same hotel but on different floors and are able to see each other and stuff but they usually have a curfew so they’re separate at night !
are you a dyke who has been personally victimized into watching football because of taylor swift and have no idea what’s going but want to learn?
look no further! bc I, a certified dyke, am here to teach you! (in simple terms)
WTF is football?: a thread 🧵
whatever happens tonight is either going to finally completely destroy gaylortwt or bring it together like we never imagined and for all of our sakes i really hope it’s the second one.
i seriously hate that swifties say that we are “speculating” over her sexuality bc it’s literally just. reading her lyrics? picking up on queer symbolism? looking at her blatantly rainbow/sunset lesbian color scheme? like be so fr. you’re just dense.
no bc “down the aisle three men walked and said we’re here to die for our god” & “they never thought they’d see the day that the tower’s up in flames” are CRAZYYY lyrics to be in a taylor swift song
i have literally yet to stop thinking about it
the way this is actually sooo true. like TK has played in the nfl for 10 years now, which is already well over the 2-3 years most tight ends play for
he def still has a few seasons left in him but it is 1000x more realistic that he quits and follows her around on tours lmfao
i so badly want to be happy for taylor but i can’t when i just simply do not believe this is anything other than a long con pr stunt
i also still don’t forgive her for merging my two special interests in the absolute worst way possible
i have no regrets though! gender is a spectrum & social construct & it can literally be a choose ur own adventure
i love being on t and i still identify as trans but more in a enby way if i /had/ to specify, but i just say my gender is lesbian
i don’t wanna get all sentimental or whatever but i truly am thankful for gaylortwt and all of my oomfies so much. i’d never truly felt like part of a community until now, and that is what i’m so thankful for ❤️
@le58ian
“God made me trans for the same reason he made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine; so humanity may share in the act of creation.” 🩵🤍🩷
i love being trans despite what the world may think. being trans is what makes me ME! 🫶🏻
i want it to be known that i whole heartedly believe that karma is the next album to come out, not rep tv. we’re gonna glitch and things are gonna be how it was supposed to be, 1989->karma->rep tv after
ppl are getting real heated over this reply but i stand by what i said.
there is no such thing as an ethical billionaire in a society where the majority of people are struggling to make ends meet while the top .0001% accumulate more wealth then there could ever possibly need
let’s start w some important definitions:
offense: the team that has the ball
defense: the other team
quarterback/QB: the guy who throws the ball
end zone: the colored end of the field, usually has the home teams name
receivers: anyone who catches the ball
genuinely kinda confused about the “what does my account smell like” trend bc??????? y’all are gay ppl in my phone y’all don’t smell like anything wtf does that even mean
DID YOU THINK I DIDNT SEE YOU? 👁️THERE WERE FLASHING LIGHTS 💡AT LEAST I HAD THE DECENCY TO KEEP MY NIGHTS 🌃OUT OF SIGHT 🫣ONLY RUMORS 🗣️BOUT HIPS AND THIGHS 😮💨AND MY WHISPERED SIGHS 🫦 OH LORD 🥵
what’s the goal?
the goal in football is always to get the ball into the end zone, which gets 6 points and is called a touchdown
once they get a touchdown, the teams kicker can kick the ball through the field goal for 1 point
thinking about how if we’re right then we’ll actually SEE the rep tv cover tonight and i literally feel SICK
i’m not ready to give up that dyke ass cover yet 😔
if you want to learn more about he/him lesbians i’d suggest reading up on lesbian bar culture in the 40s/50s/60s, looking into the origins of butch/femme relationships, or literally just talking to actual real life he/him lesbians !
where’s this motherfuckers sources bc we ALL know damn well the words “i’m straight” have never publicly left her mouth
try again when you actually know what the fuck you’re talking about
@sappholor
let’s not forget she’s literally about to become a billionaire and there is absolutely no reason why any single person should have that much money 🤭