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If a Tostitos hint of lime was a person. Autistic Savant

Indianapolis, IN
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How do you not have Shane Gillis as trump in that opening skit my fucking god you goons
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@Doinks2Big Omg your poor back
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@wobblymami Liberals almost won
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@seanpcoyle Just hear me out.. make him keep it on
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@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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who got that one sitcom clip
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@notsolittyditty God can’t a guy just have a hobby
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@YeahRique @WakandaYtGuy How this dude eats
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@Doinks2Big “Yea we prolly should just appreciate the pearl on the swimsuit and leave it at that”
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@deesinthetrap @_signn_ @LateNamb “I’ll be there” fer sure gets thrown in there
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@meousane What id give to see this for the first time again.
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@graceemck Like those women would do better marrying 80 year old billionaires. At least they can laugh on the reg
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@cigarettequeeen All texts before midnight like a true gentleman.
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@throatenator Have you tried neck tapping
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@notsolittyditty I can’t believe they cut you off at the airport
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@skanks17 Watermark is hilarious
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@chxrel @mollybuttonss Hitting Louisville +6
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@throatenator If no one’s gonna notice the boots I’ll be the hero here
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@itsmegangraves Enough caboose more comedy ruse
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Kicked out of a bar his first night. So far so good haha http://t.co/Lv0WqRDh67
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I've been calling my uvula my urethra for the past 24 hours and idk if I can ever forgive myself
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Nothing can ruin today
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She’s a Freak n the streets, sweet n the tweets
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"Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?!"
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Sucks that Ik this will be my lifetime peak in movie theaters but what a peak to have lived.
@beingloky
𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚎_𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗
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One year since, 👉TONY STARK DIED 👉AVENGERS LAST ASSEMBLE 👉CAPTAIN AMERICA HOLDS THE HAMMER 👉CAPTAIN MARVEL SINGLE HANDEDLY DESTROYED THE THANOS SHIP one year since #AvengersEndgame released🙏🙏🙏
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I’ve gotta see more of these
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courts gone wild > girls gone wild 😗 (1/2)
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Nap imminent
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@laurencowling Don’t stray from the path
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@b1gdumb1diott No bumpers no mercy
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The move I make to get every 1 night stand out of my crib
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After countless years of telling fantasy opponents that their players will break their legs, both my qbs got their legs broken today! 😬😬
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@wobblymami I can’t stress this enough. This is the hottest thing I’ve seen all day and I’m looking at a st Elmo’s shrimp cocktail
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@PFTCommenter The fact that he said “that’s my jacket dude!” With all at least 50 jackets in the background is chuckle central
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@NikitaYesipov This is what happens when you take shots by yourself at 7 am http://t.co/IyhcaLmKf5
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@bozbeatz Mile high pink eye
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@BigMeeshka lol it's like noon man..
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ITSS SOO CUUTE! http://t.co/QqxMKLCmqD
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Well well well tax refund
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She’s a 10 but she’s 100% gonna be scammed a lot
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If you think shark week is dumb! http://t.co/NbKS1l4dxc
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When Yosemite is less than a week away!
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@DropPopNet
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X/Twitter is experimenting with a new Bookmarks tab, where you can view who has bookmarked a Tweet/Post.
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Sending open house info like http://t.co/JemWptmQ9Q
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When that one person texts you... I be like! http://t.co/EIUumes3PH
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@krystennbayha you could say I'm beghan for it! 😏
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Mr.Stealyourgirl http://t.co/Y9GNAGO4W2
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Every time I see a girl with a big butt I always mutter wiggle wiggle wiggle!
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Back shot of kool aid jammers my good man
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I’ve got a 3 hour flight and was gonna watch a movie but these comments and quotes will hold me over
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who got that one dennis reynolds clip
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I’m buying extra oil now #travelers
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@StevenCheah This sportsbook is about to have hot sex with my bank account
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I'm never drinking again...
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I’m here for a good time, not a long time. Cheers
@WSJ
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Men should consume no more than one alcoholic drink a day, according to a federal committee’s recommendations for new U.S. dietary guidelines
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When she texts you first
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@OuttaTownMeech Sir this is a Wendy’s
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My coworkers drink limeritas and yell turn up.... 😕🔫
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Everyone’s got that one friend
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@hondacrvthe3rd What a distinguished gentleman
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@kellyinvegas @BSSportsbook Last fade pays off. Now comes CF and NFL your bread and butter.
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Must.. Drink... On a Monday
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@mrs_homewrecker Ladies will be saying “yes chef” in no time
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Booty had me like http://t.co/kqtzqlhrxp
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Booty had me like... http://t.co/dtcpnbqWFD
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PG just proved he can't shoot blanks on and off the court!
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"I woke up like this!" http://t.co/ALD4jrpVNQ
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Footballs over Aaanndd I'm bored
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@OuttaTownMeech this has become you
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It's hard to beat a team with 8 players on the court
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He's a casual man http://t.co/JsFnBGfINg
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Never play euchre against people who keep guns In the house..
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@Keefler_Elf Been quarantined 3 days and regular porn just ain’t it no more
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Going thru photos to send a meme and saw this screenshot
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@stamplepromo @Pacers 6-4 all season against the knicks and 8-3 against the bucks all season lol
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Ending got me ngl
@DunkieX
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I love how accurately the AI generates Family Guy characters. I would definitely pay to watch this! 😂😂😂
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Pacers are playing like its a Monday or something!
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Why is she still here and where THE FUCK are my pants!!?
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When I'm drunk I can't find my bed... Who moved my room!?
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@P_Shaw2 @bigmeeshka ehh she deserved it...
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My taste tester http://t.co/MqMAVeCHL4
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@Masta_Zippa Nicholas cage as Donald trump
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Meal is complete. Time to commit crimes in Zyn city
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If Indiana was a chick... It'd be a 17 year old white girl wasted! #bipolarandcraycray
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I worked all day and had fun, shopped at Edinburgh, free food all day, won in fantasy AND the patriots lost! Is this really Monday?!?
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What the fuck happened last night?
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