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I am in training......what could possibly go wrong😂🤣 Grigori The Grigori (from Greek egrḗgoroi, "The Watchers") are a group of fallen angels described in biblical apocrypha, who mated with Earth women, giving rise to a race of hybrids known as the Nephilim—called giants in
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@sendthemdown @CreepyOrg Get in the queue.......
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@sendthemdown @CreepyOrg I think this was right up there.........
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@crazyclipsonly Apparently this is in Tunisia.....its a portal to another World (the EU) ........It's run by a German NGO and funded by the German Government and the EU.....it's run on a Lottery basis and the participants will not know exactly where they will end up but it will be in one of the
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@HerdImmunity12 Anti ULEZ ....anti small man syndrome......
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@StrangestMedia Mexican aliens eaten live on tv.........who knew they had nutritional value.....
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@D_Fens_Ghost Apparently...... whilst down there will be giving out free blowjobs to the opposition in support of Gay rights.....inclusivity for all...
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@FightMate Flirting seems to have changed a lot since I grew up......
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@animalsmack If you think your weekend has started badly....spare a thought for this little guy......
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@CreepyOrg Just saying.....
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@CreepyOrg Lets hope there not something called 'dickylolysis spontanea'......or if there is lets hope I don't get it.....
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@CreepyOrg It's a shape shifter......your welcome.....
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@NoContextBrits Victorian time traveller survives porting hundreds of years to modern day Britain only to me mown down by the Local DPD delivery driver......
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@fopminui @historyinmemes Apparently it's now been extended and comes out in Australia....here is some live footage of the exit from Web cam in Canberra....
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@CreepyOrg My wife's sister is just like that.......
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@Rainmaker1973 Dear Santa..........don't even think about it.........
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@ronin19217435 This is all true......they found examples of these decades ago ......they were cleaned up and are now part of a displayed collection in a small museum dedicated to the lives and times of Pirates who operated out of the Caribbean island of Hispaniola and its tiny turtle-shaped
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@Morbidful This appears to have been going on much later later in the UK ...there was a famous child star called Lena Zavaroni who initially came to fame around 10 years of age on a very popular tv talent finding programme called 'Opportunity Knocks' ...she then went on to have a very
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@CreepyOrg I drew in some sight lines just to show who's looking where..... for those who need it.......your welcome.......
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@aidel_b37 @crazyclipsonly Sorry..I stand corrected ......its probably not even a real portal then........
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@CreepyOrg Instead of a 'still would' one .... here's a 'have done' one I prepared earlier....
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@ronin19217435 I don't really know if these are the remains of Gnomes or Elves or Halflings.........these were found when digging in the ancient tin mines in Cornwall (UK) in the late 1930's.... The appear to have measured betwen 6-8 inches in height and have the expected pointed head and ears
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Raccoon my arse.....it's this guy under the table.....
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@ronin19217435 It's true.... ferocious horned serpents were feared throughout Thailand thousands of years ago....the following skeletal examples were discovered and rebuilt to show how trerrifying they were.....the remains found with the Giant were likely an adolesent one ....full grown
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@DudespostingWs Meanwhile....
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@CreepyOrg Sniper on sniper action.....
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@ronin19217435 This the the 11:45 London to Bristol delayed due to leaves on the track.......
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Here's a giant chicken almost the size of a small horse that my Grandad (the guy on the left with the moustache) raised back in the 1940's ........ I think this would be pretty cool to ride into battle......this picture was takenoutside My Grandad's house in Stirling, Scotland
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@CreepyOrg I think Mitch McConnell might have this.....
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@ronin19217435 Fairy remains have been found throughout Britain for years .....these pics were taken in the 1940's in a woodland copse in Hampshire......they were taken by my great uncle Charlie who was a bit of a camera buff and took one with him whenever he was walking the dog.......its not
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@CreepyOrg Nothing to see here .....just a goat burning the hairs of his chin.......my Nan used to do this.....
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@CreepyOrg Ia this available on Ebay.....asking for a friend.....
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@InsaneRealitys One of the friends you've yet to meet.......allegedly
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@ronin19217435 This continues ......here's a pic from my Nan's photo album think it was taken sometime in the 1940's.... has anyone else got these....
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@henze_sebastian @CreepyOrg yup...as a pork scratching......
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@CreepyOrg Return of the Pink Panther (1975) .....Cato jumps out the fridge...
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@NoContextBrits Any pics....not bothered about the blind man punching bit .....posting for a friend........
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@wideawake_media Being affiliated with WEF and under the guidance/instruction of this James Bond villan is NOT compatible with holding positions of High Office in the UK or any other Freedom loving Cty for that matter. Politicians (all parties) should be challenged about their WEF affiliations
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@CreepyOrg Yup @OddestHistory to al lintents and purposes its a Crocofish . This mutant half reptile (Crocodile) half fish normally stems from interbreading. Any examples found that I am aware of tend to have been in the Amazon River basin. This aquatic reptile occurs in shallow,
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@CreepyOrg Looks way to happy for someone who's just had is head pecked off.....
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@ronin19217435 It continues.....people just don't realise how big these things can grow......some peeps in the backwaters even keep then as pets and form close relationships with them......there has even been rumours....of co-habiting with some of the 'good old boys' in the more Southernly
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@CreepyOrg Support your local small business......
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@NoContextBrits For those who think polite is best ......your welcome...
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@BladeoftheS @tesco try that with me ....f**k around and find out....
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@SapereVincent @CreepyOrg Yeh, well best not to take any chances.....
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@Indian007R @Bornakang I needed this explanation.............i guess I need to get in the queue for therapy........
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@ElanderNews We've got on of these in Scotland.....had it for ages.....just ask Harry Potter....
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@Serena_Partrick Anybody else think Elton John's let himself go a bit.....
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@CreepyOrg To recognise their status and contribution to the platform... 'X' has issued new madatory headware to be worn by all Community Notes contributors ...apparently once they have shown a thorough understanding of Humour / Satire / Irony etc they will be allowed to remove it.......
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@IndiaHistorypic This is a historical picture depicting the ancient Indian participation sport call 'staring at womens arses'.........
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@CreepyOrg I coughed one of these up this morning after my first cigarette of the day........
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@EssexPR @British_Airways Is that a 1 legged,1 armed, person dressed in womans clothing on the right......that's got to be a niche group.....wonder what the Minimum Order Qty is for that uniform from their suppliers.....even looks like the head has been Photoshopped on (badly)...........a shoo in for the
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@Sprinter99880 Don't worry I'm building a new one I have most of the key components already.......
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@TheFlatEartherr There're everywhere......
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@CreepyOrg Its true ........look what happened to me last night.....this was just with a bt of foreplay......
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@CreepyOrg And there you have it ....on the doors are the giant serpents i posted about recently that were also found in Thailand hundreds of years ago.... People kept saying they were dragons but they weren't they had no wings....these are serpents remains.......
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@ronin19217435 Here is some more pics I found ..... I think these are plainswoman immigrants who crossed the US from the east coast to the west coast in the Wagon trains ....they faced unspeakable hardships and few survived...no one will talk about this but clearly they encountered extra
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@CreepyOrg Does he do home visits........
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@CreepyOrg If you put liver in the fridge overnight when you open the fridge in the morning the liver will have wrapped itself around the cold milk bottle....enjoy your dinner....
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@TomSyvret I think Marks & Spencers will be getting deleted this Christmas........ @marksandspencer
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@CreepyOrg There's a guy up or street does that .......apparently just to keep the traffic flowing.........he's not even a Pharaoh....
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@simonateba Breaking News: It is being reported that the USA is to gift the city of San Francisco to the Chinese in order to appease them and to delay the inevitable request to repay their massive $33 Trillion debt.......previous attempts to negotiate a 3 months equal payments plan
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@Rossmac212 I think he just ordered crispy beef noodles in a hot sauce......I
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@Melkornft @CreepyOrg So works both ways.........so if you murder somebody there's a 40% chance you get off with it..........time to dust off the 'List of peeps to murder' black book.......
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@NoContextBrits Spotted in Asda......British Fusion Food....best in the World.......fart & follow through.....all from the one can...
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@Bornakang My monies on the hairy guy with the beard......
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@ronin19217435 And guess who visited India in 1974 ..stayed for 7 mths.... and later 'invented ' the Iphone & Ipad...... @IndiaHistorypic
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@VideosIrish I've been in one of these , a huge rammy.....in Scotland though ....I think I was the only guest staying in the hotel that wasn't part of the wedding party......was like you used to see in the old western movies....nearly spilt my pint....
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@RickyChanRC @PastorAlexLove I think that I might be an Atheist then........
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@CreepyOrg I think this might be Maddona dressed up as Maradona dressed up as Osama.......
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@CreepyOrg Awkward.....I never doubted for a minute that I was highly intelligent....this just confirms it....
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@M_Rotchburns Britsh humour....best in class......no one/topic is safe.....look away now if easily offended.....
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@CreepyOrg I didn't know who they were.......here's some info from Wikipedia......just on the off chance your interested....
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@CreepyOrg I bet this dog is Japanese....he a bit strange to.......
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@CreepyOrg I'm gonna give this a go tonight.......what could possibly go wrong....
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@CreepyOrg "While you live under my roof you'll live under my rules".....well maybe not in this case......
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@M_Rotchburns Costume available at a market stall near you.....
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@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes My money's on the Elite mountain infantry force known as the Chasseurs Alpin.........🤣🤣
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@CreepyOrg Eeeek!!!! anxiety levels have gone through the roof.....paralysis has set in.....
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@CreepyOrg Bad timinmg bro....just about to sit down to Sunday roast dinner......... leg of lamb with mint sauce and all the trimmings roast potatos carrots etc......might need to hold off now and have on a sandwich tomorrow......
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@WonderW97800751 Mans fruitless search for the 'G spot' continues
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@TheFigen_ I think they freeze their kids and then bring them out again in the summer....
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@CreepyOrg Looks a lot like Paul Gascoigne's (England ) dentist chair celebration after scoring against Scotland 😭😭during Euro 96....
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@_NavyBrat So.....deer grow in the ground like carrots....who knew....
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@ronin19217435 This was called 'bring your Giant to work day' ( a bit like the modern 'bring your kids to work day').......peeps in the 1940's would bring their Giants in to work and they would have a set to (a fight) round the back of the bike shed to see who was the best fighter. ' The
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@NoContextBrits Filmed at the after pool party today......
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@benonwine Well call me shallow........
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@CreepyOrg Don't you just hate it when that happens......
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@dotkrueger Here's a visual representation for those who need it......
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@NoContextBrits Sorry, but i dont make the rules.......
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@Sprinter99800 After another vote the have renamed again.....
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@Bornakang Is this episode available on VHS......asking for a friend....
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@RadioGenoa Is there no Italian navy....or have they surrendered already....
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@dotkrueger New Blackrock Bitcoin ETF ad ........
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New BlackRock ETF ad just dropped
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