In a shocking turn of events, the New York Times has announced that it regrets its previous article disparaging Bitcoin's energy usage and will instead return to it's main historical focus on...

Submitted by Mitchell Hamilton The news comes just hours after a judge ruled that the well respected and highly intelligent computer genius known as Craig Wright is not who he says he is. “Look, I...

Lebanese customs announced a seizure of a shipment of Beyond Meat Burgers, illegally imported by the economist and best selling author of The Bitcoin Standard, Saifedean Ammous. Customs is still...

In what seems like a match made in heaven, CNBC has announced a new daily crypto show featuring Ben Armstrong, who goes by Bitboy Crypto and Jim Cramer. Both have massive following of individuals...

In a shocking turn of events, Matt Odell, the renowned Bitcoin educator and advocate, has been exposed as a "Top G," living a double life of extravagance and debauchery, thanks to a tweet from his...

In a rare move, the Mossad, the famed Israeli intelligence agency, has issued a statement distancing themselves from crypto influencer Udi Wertheimer. The statement claims that Wertheimer has no...

In an unusual turn of events, the self proclaimed creator of Bitcoin, Craig Wright, has sued the Epstein estate. The lawsuit claims that flights logs pertaining to Jeffery Epstein's private jet have...

Coinbase has officially hired trans Tik Tok star Dylan Mulvaney as their newest brand spokesperson. Mulvaney, best known for her recent deal with Bud Light as well as for meeting with President Joe...

Dick measuring is an incredibly important part of journalism, as there needs to be a clear established pecking order of who the alpha journos are. Unfortunately, view count and ratings are not...

Rumors are circulating of John McAfee being sighted in San Salvador, bolstered by multiple eye witnesses claims.

Environmentalist, philosopher, and Bitcoin mining advocate Troy Cross had a bit of a shock when his recent Carvana order arrived at his home outside of Portland, Oregon. Instead of the Rivian...

Jack Mallers appears to be diverting from his typical brand of doing interviews in his empty closet. While the closet is larger than most Bitcoiners houses, he has carried the persona of living...

In an effort to raise support for the proposed Bitcoin soft fork outlined by Jeremy Rubin's BIP 119, otherwise known as OP_CHECKTEMPLATEVERIFY (OP_CTV), or simply "covenants", proponents have penned...

Rockdale, Texas – RIOT Blockchain hired small 3d Printing business CryptoCloaks to help make its Rockdale, Texas mining facility look like a large Black Lives Matter Protest in an attempt to get the...

Washington, D.C. – Mike Alfred is being honored by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) what they're calling a first of its kind ground breaking achievement. The IRS says Mike Alfred has never failed...

Twitter has been ablaze with high engagement posts from Jessica Hodlr talking about her singleness and desire to find a husband. The recent change in content strategy has propelled her from mid tier,...

Ben Justman has reportedly been hospitalized after listening to Higher by Creed over 10,000 times in a row, causing a mental breakdown. Reports were that he was found by his father, rocking back and...

News Tip submitted by an anonymous source Infamous Twitter meme gang member, Yellow was revealed this week to have prerecorded Twitter spaces with the intention of having people believe they were...

San Salvador – In his first term, El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele produced extraordinary change for his crime plagued country. His criminal justice focus and gang crackdowns brought the murder...

A leaked screenshot from an internal Bitcoin Magazine slack channel showed that HR has begun offering counseling services to employees negatively impacted by David Bailey's twitter antics, as part of...

Disruptive KYC Bitcoin exchange Strike has announced that they would be raising $200m in a Series D fundraising round, in order to hire memers to make watermarked gifs and memes on all the platforms....

In a surprising move, two well-known figures in the world of Bitcoin have announced that they will be stepping into the ring for a boxing match to settle their differences. Alex Gladstein, the Chief...

The popular 90's alternative rock band Creed has announced that they would be releasing an ordinals set to celebrate the start of the next Bitcoin bull market. The set will be called op_Bullrun. A...

Bitcoin Magazine announces their latest partnership to help facilitate the path towards hyperbitcoinization.

Pierre Rochard (VP of Research at Riot Blockchain) recently met with Jamie Diamond (CEO of JP Morgan Chase), to discuss potential ways for the massive bank to avert insolvency in the midst of an...