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i hope im not just your oomf, but the little creature who lives under your floorboards.

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the things i would do to see the dsmp discord server. i need more messages like this

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thinking about how painfully unfunny dsmp mediashare streams were

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im so excited for this video to come out!

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As promised...

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people will come up with duo names for ccs who NEVER interact. what is a beeduo...

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THIS TITLE IS SO SHADY. whack them again shelby

shubble ⭐️🌙

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stream my stream instead. playing minecraft! twitch // shubble

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sad-ist is to the dsmp fandom what szin was to the hamilton fandom

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the discs were worth more than you ever were.

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we need more characters that say the most awful shit imaginable to someone they love during an argument

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thinking about this

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something about how the dsmp fandom was so terrified of something happening on the 16th of every month and nothing ever did

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what is his problem

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@ everyone is so crazy

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OWWWW

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i am choosing to interpret this as ctommy returning to the dsmp in the future, happy and healed

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jack manifold has got to be the funniest ex-dsmper

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i dont think the dsmp could ever be done in any other form of media because part of what made it so interesting was all of the different povs and things happening all at once and small insignificant moments that turned into huge plotlines

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dude it sucks how many unfinished storylines the dsmp has

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your final challenge. draw the dsmp characters exactly as their minecraft skins. no headcanons.

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do you think the dsmp members got into apologist discourse in their discord server

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how i feel dsmp posting in 2024

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do you think when ctommy goes through tsa he panics when they tell him to put his items in the bin

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@jinxeatsdust i was thinking jack honestly. need him to do what no one else dares.

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i dont know if anyone else remembers this but i so distinctly remember that when ranboo first joined the dsmp everyone headcanoned him and cniki as siblings for like a day and then they all forgot

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i feel as though this reached the worst possible audience

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what is his problem

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does anyone remember the tubbo among us color controvery

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trans cfundy. who remembers

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what is a part of dsmp canon that you consciously choose to ignore?

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ever since his revival, mobs stopped attacking ctommy. its like they think hes one of them.

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i think part of what makes ctommy so compelling is that he's not a perfect victim, far from it actually. he's loud and antagonistic and annoying and he's done bad things, and it doesn't mean he deserved any of what happened.

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i greatly admire the dsmp fandom's ability to steal the characters from shitty ccs. if we're being honest, the fandom always carried the story and the characters always belonged more to the community than the creators.

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ranboo said. ranboo smiled. ranboo jumped.

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ctubbos "surely not..." when he saw ctommys tower in logstedshire haunts me

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when ctommy realizes hes being too loud, he cuts himself off and apologizes a lot for being annoying. he never used to be that aware. for some reason, it bothers people more than him being loud ever did.

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i think too many people treat limbo like the dsmp version of hell, but it isnt. its just... limbo. people create fan limbos for dsmp characters that are just personal torture chambers but that just goes against what limbo is meant to be.

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thinking about how the older smp members simultaneously treated ctommy like a little kid while also expecting him to handle difficult situations like an adult

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hey guys

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will never get over how in 2022 when mask first came out if you made fun of it you got called ableist

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cpuffy told ctommy to try journaling. he really enjoyed it for a while, until an entry showed up in someone elses handwriting. he stopped writing in it after that.

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hey guys

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question for current/former dsmp fans. who was/is your favorite dsmp cc, and who is your favorite dsmp character?

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dsmp fandom challenge! describe any female character without using the term 'girlboss' or likening them to a mother/sister figure for a male character

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ctubbo and ctommy got into an argument once, a real screaming match. ctommy shut down, sputtering apology after apology. ctubbo was horrified, however, when the apologies were not directed at him, but at cdream.

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what are some dsmp storylines that you didnt pay attention to at the time but you now wish you had? for me, its c!ranboo and the eggpire.

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reminder that if youre drawing dsmp characters (specifically the characters of shitty ccs you dont want to support) you shouldnt use their fanart tag

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wake up silly! its october 2020! the 16th? exile? what are you talking about? you must've hit your head pretty hard...

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cwilbur fan getting too bold you gotta hit them with this

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glad more people are talking about how ctechno kind of sucked

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the fact that clingyduo would genuinely fight over things that happened in the dsmp is so funny

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trauma pushed ctubbo away from religion, but it pushed ctommy even closer.

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dont do this to me. i cant do this again. i cant

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i had a dream that cbeeduo got into an argument and ctubbo just stared cranboo down and made aggressive eye contact until cranboo backed down

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sometimes ctommy wakes up ctubbo in the middle of the night, shaking him and hyperventilating, telling ctubbo that cdream is there and that hes going to take him again. ctubbo always bolts up and grabs his weapons, ready to fight, but theres never anyone there.

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cpuffy i love you

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as loud and hotheaded as ctommy was, he really was more of a follower than a leader. he needed someone to guide him, and every single one of those people failed him.

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cjack is trans and thunder is his deadname btw

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ctubbo likes to tell ctommy fun facts. the fun part is that he made them up

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do you think the saltwater in exile would make ctommys injuries sting worse

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do you ever think about how cwilbur sees lmanburg as ab extention of ctommy. do you ever think about how cwilbur destroyed lmanburg.

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i wonder what that blue light is

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people have noticed how flinchy ctommy has gotten. at first, they would use it to mess with him: they'd drop something to make him jump, or sneak up behind him to scare him. it was fun until he started cowering, acting like he was bracing for a hit.

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im never forgiving ctechno for offering to hand ctommy back to his abuser for a 'favor'

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hey guys

Tubbo

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@Ranboosaysstuff Ranboo you have reminded me of an old school friend.

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sometimes ctommy is jealous that cniki got to keep cwilburs coat and he didnt. he would never say it though. he doesnt want to take anything else from her.

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dsmptwt. claim one dsmp character. if someone has already claimed yours you have to fight.

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there were no schools on the smp. the lmanberg kids were taught in a makeshift classroom, learning english and math alongside how to fire a bow and tie a tourniquet.

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i choose to believe that it isnt that the gods look like cdream, but rather that cdream tried his best to look like the gods. he started wearing his mask after meeting XD for the first time.

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ctommy killing himself at any minor inconvenience (he knows cdream will bring him back)

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ctommy with claws. ctommy without claws (cdream declawed him)

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thinking about how ctommy was taught by everyone he looked up to that violence was the only way to solve problems, and those same people later turned on him for using violence to solve problems

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after ctommy got revived, he got reckless. he stopped taking care of himself. any time someone told him he was going to get himself killed, he would just shake his head and say "no, he wouldn't let me die."

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past ctommy meeting present ctommy and asking why his eyes arent blue anymore

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thinking about how in logstedshire, ctommy chose to set up a tent rather than build a house because he was convinced he'd be able to go home soon

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my son he is sick

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ctommy was just like i love music! and cdream was like Yeah this kid needs to die

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cjack noticed ctommy shivering post-revival. he said nothing and hardly even looked him in the eye as he offered him his sweater. the cold was a feeling he knew all too well.

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@NightshadeSil11 LICKS?

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c!ranboo telling the syndicate that c!tommy died and no one believing him...

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"you cannot rest now, there are monsters nearby" ctommy cant sleep. he knows cdream is near.

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ctubbo no scars, cphil no wings, cranboo no hair

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hit tweet Do Not Interact

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new devilduo video guys. I was right. guys

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i am so awful at remembering the dsmp timeline. like what happens at what point in time. what things happen simultaneously. who knows what at this point in the timeline. where am i

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ctommy no bandana

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@clingytistic this is a new sad-ist animatic i have no clue what you mean! it is december of 2020!

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you ever think about how c!wilbur's manipulation really set the stage for c!dream to manipulate c!tommy.

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i dont think enough people talk about how during exile cdream was also manipulating ctubbo

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ctommy still insinctively collects blue things, thinking that ghostbur would like them.

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thank for 4 followers. as thanks i will post one (1) happy ctommy headcanon. if i can think of one

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do you think ctommys belief in church prime is tainted by the fact that its something that he created alongside cdream

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how does this make you feel

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i imagine that many of the dsmp characters get "phantom pain" of their canon deaths. sometimes cjack feels like hes being burnt alive again. sometimes ctubbo feels the fireworks explode his face. sometimes cwilbur feels the sword through his chest

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i think i would be awful in something like the dsmp because i would never be able to tell what was and wasnt in character. id be like "when you told me to die did you mean it :(" in dms

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you ever think about the loud and bright and social ctommy died in a cold cell with no one there to tell him it was going to be okay

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