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@bigducklewis

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Joined September 2016
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@bigducklewis
Lewis Johnson
5 years
I just watched some lady trip over her child my day is made
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Lewis Johnson
5 years
Thank you @lufthansa for kindly saving me from several screaming toddlers with a free upgrade πŸ’•βœˆοΈ
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Lewis Johnson
6 years
Is it a rule you need a good bum to work in a gym?
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Lewis Johnson
6 years
Oh my the things I just did to a pumpkin 🀀
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Lewis Johnson
5 years
Now they’re definitely on some sort of ket trip writing this stuff πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚
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@bigducklewis
Lewis Johnson
4 years
How do I manifest myself an ass and not these ass-holes I’m constantly faced with πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Lewis Johnson
4 years
I always get worried somebody will fart in front of me on the escalator
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Lewis Johnson
4 years
Part of me tries to see the best in people but they frequently don’t have any better to offer
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Lewis Johnson
5 years
Am I the only person who finds 80% of Christmas songs sad?
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Lewis Johnson
4 years
The worlds really running away with the Karen jokes rn
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Lewis Johnson
4 years
Only I could book a taxi company that’s on the other side of the world πŸ₯Ί #canwebemoreoriginalwithnames
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Lewis Johnson
5 years
I swear if I was a kid and my mother took me out and put her earphones in she’d get a smack πŸ˜‚
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Lewis Johnson
5 years
Triggered reading my natal chart ☠️
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@bigducklewis
Lewis Johnson
6 years
I wonder when Ballie Ballerson will notice we disconnected multiple speakers to find our phones
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Lewis Johnson
5 years
d done done
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Lewis Johnson
6 years
Maria’s new album feels like one song
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Lewis Johnson
5 years
Bree Van de Kamp is back πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸ¦°πŸ₯Ά
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Lewis Johnson
4 years
Is listening to Celine Dion in the gym a thing?
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@bigducklewis
Lewis Johnson
6 years
Somebody just walked in to my office and asked if it was McDonalds πŸ€”
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Lewis Johnson
6 years
Sending love and tequila to get us through this Tuesday
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@bigducklewis
Lewis Johnson
4 years
Anyone else feel lied to when somebody follows them on Instagram from Tinder?
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@bigducklewis
Lewis Johnson
4 years
Imagine a dog barking orders at you but you don’t understand so you just piss on the rug
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Lewis Johnson
4 years
*Blink* and BAM they’re in a relationship
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