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this year I’m going to be LOUD about what I know. understand that before hitting follow. poli-econ major and avid reader. watching the world slowly burn

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@bigbitchvanilla
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@notgayneverwas Naming my first born cigaretta so they get called f*g growing up just like me.. builds character
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@jjayjjulian How’s the video going to cut off at the point I was about to pull my meat out for….
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@beyoncegarden then sandcastles come on 3 songs later and I’m all
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@kerricolby @prfctkatya Someone tell her c*caine doesn’t have the same effect if you put it in ur eyes!!!
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@n0thasghey This is us duoing in League tbh
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@jigglypuffMinaj @kerricolby @prfctkatya Because imma let a b*tch named “jigglypuff Minaj” tell me how to live my life… riiiiight
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Basilico’s in Huntington Beach is enforcing a “No Mask Policy.”💀
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@Barbara79793858 @JaydaBF Not too much now Barbara
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"Hi im Dylan Sprouse from Suite Life n ur watching Disney Channel" *whips out dick* *swings it around* *makes glowing Mickey mouse symbol*
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@luxxnoirlondon girl u went in so hard u double fisted then shoved ur whole head in after, u better
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@jigglypuffMinaj @kerricolby @prfctkatya LOL it was a little hehe haha baby. U ain’t gotta take it so seriously, I doubt Kim even would. Laugh a little! stop hating on your queer peers, you just sound like you were deeply bullied in high school!!
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@TheSharok Ur popper era??
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@jigglypuffMinaj @kerricolby @prfctkatya I mean it’s clearly a joke, obviously Kim isn’t doing coke thru her eyes. Anybody with an IQ higher than 15 would understand that. Anyway, I’m done here, keep letting life read you. Goodbye “jiggypuff Minaj”🤭
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@jennifersYSL Guess this was A’Whora’s inspo (just posting this cuz someone in the comments has yet to)
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Mexican and Mediterranean food unrivaled
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@MileyOnStats How’re u a Miley fan tweeting this? LOL Let the girl live her life the way she wants. This mentality is so toxic, especially considering this is right after My Next Guest Needs No Introduction came out and she spoke on this. Incredibly apathetic and insensitive
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@iconqueem @kittytreeuphill @ItsBomBae FAME HOOKER, PROSTITUTE, WENCH VOMITS HER MIND
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@sabumintw @buffys @PopBase He probably trying to maintain his Christian audience 🤭
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@SharikaSoal84 Police officers are trained to detain people, not shoot them on sight. “Being high on meth” does not categorically mean they should die because “[they’re] what’s wrong with this country.” Officers should be trying to save that person from themselves, not kill them out right cold.
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i rap like Iggy Azeala http://t.co/gLaJYWO6Ie
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I don't wanna work but i want money hmm
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@n0thasghey That’s how u know ur funny😂
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um ur eyebrow is smeared
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@thunderxstorm07 @PopCrave If only they gave up like they usually do /:
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@z3ydelrey Just because I didn’t see anyone else mention it in the comments — it’s a reference to Friedrich Nietzsche’s Thus Spoke Zarathustra. poor 2012 baby Lana was probably dating a nihilist but same girl😭
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@TheKandyMuse Top them and they’ll give you everything you desire.. simple solution
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@tonypraysick Teared up w her cuz u know she wasn’t even acting😭 she seems so in touch emotionally and spiritually this album cycle and I liiiive
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@bigbitchvanilla
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11 years
that one guy from Green Day wakes up tomorrow
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10 years
*praying ur choker chokes you*
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sex is cool but have u had Olive Garden breadsticks....
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@MargBarAmerica @DecoyOctopussy *stares ominously at the word mutuals*
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@mahalia May I just say aloud that all my friends who love your music, sure as hell didn’t find it on TikTok. That’s not even ur vibe and how are u supposed tap into something that would be “successful” on TikTok when the culture is soooo unpredictable in the first place??
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Open pad come cruise!!!!!! http://t.co/YU6IaWQ4FN
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@MargBarAmerica My shoulder blades ripped and spine dislocated watching this part
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I don't get why ppl say suck a dick as an insult like OooOOoO what are u going to say next I hope u have the best sex of ur life
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@porgnac LMAO wow that sounds like most gay typical experience ever… I’m sorry King. I suddenly got the ick by him anyway so thank u
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@dankingorb u basically said please.. ur so soft on em!!
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Rain is the only thing that's gotten me wet this year smh
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It's all fun and games until auto correct fucks ur tweet up
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@SalinaEstitties meeeeeeeeeee
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@KevArslanian I have a theory it’s because they’re used to ripping their muscles to create new mass at the gym so they apply the same pain and logic to their holes. U can isuually tell if they’re a top or not by their leg mass usually too. Real muscle tops typically skip leg day.
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@bigbitchvanilla
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Callie passed away laying beside me on the kitchen floor last night.. my heart is absolutely broken💔😔 love ur pets for me extra today please..
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chile just got hit by an 8.3 and is on the same fault line as california hA HA HA aHhHhHAh potentially my last tweet before i die
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@bigbitchvanilla
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I’ll never forgive u guys for saying this was Pedro Pascal at that Omar Apollo concert……. I cry laughing everytime
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fuck ur cuddles I have wool socks
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when u say my name http://t.co/I3g2UR9mU8
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Just ran into my middle school gf @ 711 n turns out she gay too! In some strange way, it makes me happy to know we both took each other’s virginity but were really using the other as a beard the whole time Also kind of wondering now tho if my 7th grade stroke game made her gay?
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@dankingorb cochina hits harder
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@msdelicate13_ @PopCrave Girl go play Sims 3..
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*Jennifer Lawrence's nudes leak* *homosexual population drops from 10% of men to 8*
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"can you cook????" ya meth
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*snorts line of Nesquick* *takes shot of milk*
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Oh btw I got my nose pierced http://t.co/Ge91KT3uKh
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SO GAGGED Dan Schneider came out with an interview after #QuietOnSet has been out for TWO DAYS. Do not listen to this man. Actors & writers on his shows have spoken up YEARS BEFORE & he’s only doing this to keep his legacy in tact. He doesn’t give a f*ck about his victims b so fr
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@bigbitchvanilla
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temporarily falling in love w who u think is ur soulmate in public and watching them walk away💔💔💔💔 http://t.co/sKpaImfz5j
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@bigbitchvanilla
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There’s a liter of stray kittens @ 711 Euclid Street in Santa Ana that need a home— 2 ginger kittens, 1 white kitten, and 1 Siamese kitten. There were 6 last week when I was working in the area. I’ve been bringing them food n water but they’re very timid. Spread the word!😽😻
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R we datin, are we fucken, are we best friends , are we something
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how do u even caption a selfie http://t.co/EWR9QmKKgE
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Ya keep doing LSD n eating pizza you'll be fat n prolly have sum pscycholigical issues but at least you'll b twit famous
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every Wed my "maid" Rosa comes and we burn n talk about life together en espanol.. she cleans while I make us munchies, tru homies ily rosa💕
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Me and my uncle smoking weed and watching the stars in Bryce on my birthday. A moment.
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Woke up still being a bisexual magnet.. this a man from my high school mind you
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@TheKandyMuse If Sharon ranked 3rd, I don’t even want to be in ur top 5 anyway!! Kandy The Producer Top 2 Muse
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I feel like I can come out the closet all over again as Trump’s America begins to fade — so this is my official [re]coming out post — I AM A GAY MAN IN AMERICA AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!
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I should’ve taken calligraphy
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Bryce National Park, Utah🗿🥾🗺
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how nice would it be to be a model like you literally get paid for people to admire your looks
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Do ppl even realize that twitter is there for YOU to enjoy it??? Like unfollow the people u don't like, stop complaining, and just tweet omg
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You all hate Miley Cyrus because she's a crazy dumb young and reckless teenager aka u all hate what u are stfu
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math can suck the right angle of my dick
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thought my coworker was reading the bible n I was like oh wat a cute lil Christian and I turn it over to find...... http://t.co/C5TwJsC4zM
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In desperate need of a road trip this summer🌾🚙
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@dankingorb the irony of the biggest boy being in the smolest vehicle ... u amaze me everyday king
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Sedona, Arizona.
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A man just said he wanted to give me a “throat cream pie” and I don’t think I’m gay anymore
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Lady Gaga on filming “Marry The Night”: “We got free rain. Roll. The. Cameras!”
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I led with “you should hire me because I’m gay” at both my job interviews today and landed both gigs.... happy pride faggots👯‍♀️👯‍♂️❤️💕❤️💕❤️
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After months of saying “I’M NOT A GIRL,” my father has finally accepted me calling him girl... bless
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friends who smoke together stay together
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@n0thasghey What’s the point of strong arms when you have a weak mind ...
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i'm so glad we gained an hour I feel like I have my whole life ahead of me
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me in the international section at the airport rn http://t.co/17ml6PfCI7
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Someone told me they were from Puerto Rico and when I tell you it took every fiber of my being not to quote this so I’m tweeting it now.. RIKKKUNNNNN
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why do girls feel the need to tell me they tried anal
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hate when ppl tweet depressing shit Tumblr was created for a reason take ur Lana Del Rey i was born to kill myself shit there
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