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Joined February 2009
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
22 days
@ConcernedApe Why release the PC version first? And have everything get spoiled hella in advance- not fair; kinda fucking sucks.
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14 days
@skyferrori @CHEAPYXOMIAMI Do YOU realize ppl can say whatever they want, 🚬?
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1 year
@mikesmicYT @__amberlaughs Fucking plz watch veep!!!!!
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7 years
@ajaqueen Utterly robbed !!
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@bhollywood13
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6 years
Y’all ever bought weed off a millennial? V complex- lots of snapchat
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@bhollywood13
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4 years
Holds excessive grudges?? I think you mean excellent memory!!!!!
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@bhollywood13
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6 years
Didn’t send him nudes and he blocked me LOL that’s more like it. *plays I Hate Boys by Christina Aguilera*
@bhollywood13
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6 years
Boy on tinder is like..replying back fast and keeping the convo going-I... don’t know how to act? And he’s like hot and he’s snapping me pics so I don’t think it’s a catfish, what is happening?
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@bhollywood13
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2 years
@taylornation13 HOW COME THE CODES DONT WORK FOR THE LITERAL BRAND NEW DATES THAT WE DIDNT KNOW EXISTED WHEN WE SIGNED UP????????????????????????????????????
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@bhollywood13
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1 year
@TATIANNANOW Open Toes being my number one absolute favorite decision
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1 month
@BotesChristy @ashtonpittman @joe_jo4 Girl… get a grip on reality, and your eyebrows and stop being an ignorant cow
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@bhollywood13
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@bhollywood13
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7 years
If #reputation leaks DONT LISTEN TO IT I've purchased the album & every other fucking album-that shit leaks I'm on it like a goddamn plumber
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
5 years
Hey ugly straight boys, brushing ur hair or tucking in ur shirt will not make u a fag, fy-fucking-I
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
6 years
Rly in a mood to call all my exes to cuss them out again- and convince at least 2 that yes we did date and yes they are trash
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@bhollywood13
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6 years
Also if u ghost me after one meth joke- honey u got a big storm coming
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7 years
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@bhollywood13
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4 years
Cancel brunch- literally u don’t need to day drink every goddamn Sunday. Sincerely, exhausted server.
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@bhollywood13
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4 years
No mask? Meet you at Cask!
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@bhollywood13
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1 year
100% me for the rest of my life
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
6 years
At work I said turkwAHz instead of turquoise and the straights bout lost their damn minds
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@bhollywood13
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5 years
Where is Reese’s witherspoon?? Law school is hard- fuck meee
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@bhollywood13
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9 years
Embarrassed by all my exes- except the one who didn't kno we were dating (loved him)
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@bhollywood13
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7 years
Thought it was fine, he's kinda older I'm digging it- until he was like 'just left church with the fam' gross- church? Fam?
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@bhollywood13
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7 years
Boycotting straight white men sorry about it
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@bhollywood13
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9 years
Endured terrible hangover this morning from a king size bag of sour skittles I ate at the movies last night
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3 years
@mayonnaiseluvr R u having a stroke??
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3 months
@Lisa10082127141 @maddenifico Fuck God and fuck Jesus
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@bhollywood13
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6 years
So my jokes about being immortal are not jokes at all interesting
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@bhollywood13
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7 years
I guess I’m blacklisted in New Orleans send help
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
6 years
Y’all ever drop kicked ur best friend out ur life? Like ten years down the drain pulled the plug and turned on the garbage disposal? V easy 10/10 would recommend
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
4 years
Doesn’t tr*mp kno ppl not wearing masks are HIS supporters- bruv u killin ur own vote dumbass motherfucker
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@bhollywood13
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17 days
@lulsalec Water ice
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@bhollywood13
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9 years
Fuck iggy. Fuck megin trainer. WHER IS JOJO?
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
8 years
#KatyPerryIsOver like she been over but like glad she reminded us why
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
5 years
I took time to weigh my thoughts, but it has been done: Taylor girl- wtf is this lead single? I’m underwhelmedAF. Me! better be some red herring scooby doo shit like plzzz jump out my closet and yell ‘gotcha!’
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
5 years
Ugh so sick of all this fucking jesus shit
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
1 month
He still fucking doing it!!
@HeadMeetHeart
Head Meets Heart 🌎🇺🇸
4 months
Isn’t Yogesh’s very visible buzzer pumping distracting to other contestants? #JeopardyMasters
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
5 years
First exams of 1L start tomorrow and I think I finally understand the concept of an outline today. Elle Woods never dropped her outline routine,— but you know what.. I rose above
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@bhollywood13
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9 days
@thestoryofisa Shut up he’s a wet blanket- go crawl under it freak
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
7 years
@AttitudeMag Rehab for pedophilia? Never heard of that
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
3 years
@JustJem24 Jemmye is the GOAT she is the Oracle of our generation- heed her words yall!!!
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
8 years
Remember sophomore year in bio you figured out you had fetal alcohol syndrome?
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@bhollywood13
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2 years
@fatdragmeatball @lenadunham Lol like why hasn’t she??
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
4 years
Can’t wait until we can listen to WAP at the clurb
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
7 years
Fuck Christmas- I'll be in Harry Potter world on Jan 2 !!!
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
5 years
Small brag: got a clean sweep of curved As on my law school midterms! Suck on that infinite list of enemies!
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
4 years
My good sis! He’s prolly crying; can u hear him prolly CRYN?
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
6 years
Boy on tinder is like..replying back fast and keeping the convo going-I... don’t know how to act? And he’s like hot and he’s snapping me pics so I don’t think it’s a catfish, what is happening?
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
4 years
Literally my friend “RIP”d my Facebook wall once and her ex called to ask how I died.. she said I OD’d
@_moethoughts
#IMHER
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I don’t clear up rumors about me🤣 if they say I do crack, then I guess I do crack.
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1 year
@DSumrall You kno better than a J name, chile..
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4 months
@DSumrall Stream the tortured poets department
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
7 years
Also, lorde's literally horrible dancing no singing at the vmas was still never explained
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11 months
@DSumrall My favorite fucking show on this earth
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3 months
@kingdiaz777 @maddenifico I agree, Christians are sick people!
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10 months
@MistressIBrooks Resident evil 7
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
7 years
Why are the queer eyes helping straight ppl! HELP @ME
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mess.ofa.dreamer
6 years
@CierahMist Adopt me- don’t matter that I’m older than both of u I look v young. Kthxbye
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6 years
@xsachibb @scruffbutt Oop never had a stranger read me so hard
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3 years
@mayonnaiseluvr Convenience
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@bhollywood13
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2 years
I do not have pronouns- pls do not refer to me, ever
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4 years
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@bhollywood13
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5 years
Teavana
@mfbenji
Michael Benjamin
5 years
Gay men tweeting “men are trash”
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mess.ofa.dreamer
5 years
This knock-off, great value version of Archie Andrews at my job is rly fuckin trying me. If he’s not telling you how hot he is, he’s bitching about being unable to get the joke. Go back to third grade and get yourself blue’s clue.
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mess.ofa.dreamer
5 years
@patrickthepuma Kisses! See ya at rehab!
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
7 years
Ur fucking god ain’t got fucking shit to do with ur fucking superbowl
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
7 years
@superboy8500 I'm fatherless, so..
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mess.ofa.dreamer
9 years
They all sweet n cute until u mention ur love for Taylor and they go outta their fuckin way to talk shit about her in front of u hm #fuckboy
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
8 years
Just swiped right on tinder on a profile with pictures only of weed- hope we match
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4 years
@alexasweetman Chaotic- she can come work at cask
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mess.ofa.dreamer
2 years
@taylorswift13 @taylornation13 @Ticketmaster IF I FIND OUT FLOOR SEATS ARE AVAILABLE TO GP THAT DO NOT COST $900 I AM GOING TO COLLAPSE- like say something to us Taylor!!! Feeling very fucking hurt.
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
6 years
I will drive 10 hours to whoop some ass
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5 years
I refuse to test that old age face app! R u fucking joking??? Mirrors are already unnatural—I just know I would die, ok.
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8 years
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5 years
For the people in the back: I do not sell the weed I bought.
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
9 years
Phone just changed 'porn' to 'poem'- honestly both beautiful and life changing forms of art
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2 years
I think we should slap each other more often jesus fucking Christ- ppl are raped and murdered minutely on this planet- but slapping someone is too much? OkaY?!?
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
7 years
Still getting carded after brief stare downs w clerks!! Take that 27 in August- HA
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mess.ofa.dreamer
3 years
Ur complaint about the champagne in bottomless mimosas is between you, your god, and my bartender caitie- u think bottles are unlimited for $20??? #packofidiotbitches
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
6 years
My old manager- you know who u are w that fake ass geek shit
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Southern Homo
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People who walk by and say "hey how are you doing" instead of just "hey" and don't give you enough time to actually answer are the fakest. Tea.
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5 years
Hey im ben im aggressive, ill be your servurr-anything to drink besides the whaTAR?!
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3 months
Why is @katyperry working with dr. Luke??? Like actually??????? So disappointed girl…
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9 months
Iconic. Hello, ‘Debbie Salt’??? Aunt Jackie ate.
@ScreamCorridor
Scream Corridor
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What are your thoughts about Nancy Loomis?
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mess.ofa.dreamer
7 years
Girl I took the only photo of my ass out of my dads house when he kicked me out of it
@chriscolfer
Chris Colfer
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My dad refuses to take down any of my embarrassing childhood photos.
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mess.ofa.dreamer
2 years
@taylornation13 @taylorswift13 @Ticketmaster ALSO HOW WERE THE SAME REP TICKETS OVER 3 times as much FOR THE MIDNIGHTS SHOW?????? In 2018 the floor seat was 200 and now it’s 900– you’ve got to be fucking kidding me
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@bhollywood13
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7 years
I'm setting this state on fire- here's ur motherfucking heads up
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3 years
If Anna Delvey were my crypto upline, then fuck it I would go MLM hun so fast
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5 years
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4 years
@alexasweetman Is this a question
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6 years
@patrickthepuma Loose hole energy
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
8 years
Paternity test results are in- Joel Mchale is daddy
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@bhollywood13
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5 years
@alexasweetman No u absolute psycho
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
6 years
Loving the mute button on all my apps and I love having every notification turned off. Maybe I should just throw this shit out the windo-
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mess.ofa.dreamer
7 years
@TayyChann I'm coming home tonight I need to stay at ur apt one last time~
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8 years
@TayyChann ur a fake ass bitch how embarrassing
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@bhollywood13
mess.ofa.dreamer
8 years
V much in w real life will n grace sitch w my bff but I'm grace w/o the sex which is will but I eat like grace v confusing
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