My cousin got married and was going to live with her husband's family. My aunt had one crucial piece of advice. To Never, EVER cook food on a high flame. I was mystified and attributed it to superstition, but couldn't help asking why? She told me it's because - Sasural Simmer Ka
With God's grace and HARD WORK, a simple middle class guy like me who took over my father's business, was able to purchase the car of my dreams. Anything is possible with blood, sweat, tears and inheritance 🙏
That vijay devarakonda dude legit looks like one of those dropout dudes who would turn up outside your school with a bunch of cronies to "talk", cos you spoke to some girl he liked
Remember when as a kid and you thought IAS officers, doctors, lawyers etc. were uniformly intelligent and stable people, then you grew up and joined twitter.
Jokes aside, this is the legacy of the industry created by Ekta Kapoor et al and no amount of retrospective girl boss-ing is going to reverse how much they pulled down Indian television into the gutter
Imagine going on a date with someone and finding out they pronounce 'croissant' like 'prashant'. If it bothers you, you will know you are elitist and shallow.
(This format is called joke bhi woke bhi)
Some of you really watched some horrible hindi movies in the 90s and early 2000s and decided 'this is going to be my whole personality for the rest of my life' huh
Not even remotely surprised that
@hotstartweets
hasn't yet released yesterday's episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, cos those are the kind of chicken-shit invertebrates they are
Many 'creative fields' in India are filled with talentless people who are bereft of any creativity but speak fluent English because of their privileged backgrounds, and confuse that for creativity
Extreme Cringe.
Anand *almost* called out the obvious cheating from these dumbass losers but stopped himself. All their accounts have since been closed by
Video credit - K64 Chess on YouTube
His wife died three years ago. So when their dream house was completed, businessman Srinivas Gupta from Koppal got her statue made to make sure she's there for the housewarming ceremony.
Girlfriend: 'Promise me you won't say anything stupid when you meet my parents'
Me: 'Okay fine'
[A little later, discussing politics with her dad]
Me: 'I just think it's very likely Shashi Tharoor has a yes-man called Shashi Zaroor'
Twitter blue user: 'I think this <group of people sorted by ethnicity/caste/religion> should die and frankly we should be the ones to k*ll them'
Twitter:
Remember kids, life can take you anywhere. One moment you're on the brink of becoming the Secretary General of the United Nations, and the next you're the face of the Elizabeth Bhadwi meme and practising your tight five for the Canvas Laugh Club
Before I joined Twitter I enjoyed interacting with people who had strong opinions. Now when I meet people who are like 'You know what I'm not sure about this, I'm still thinking this through' I say thank you, come here and kiss me on the mouth you beautiful person
Ordered a mosquito bat on Amazon and the seller WhatsApped me instructions.
'Later on, you will enjoy the killing of mosquitoes'
Indeed, my friend. I will enjoy it very much