Bratticus @bharatunnithan Twitter profile

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4 months

Rajkummar Rao after plastic surgery

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Bangalore you beauty 😍😍😍 (pic taken at Bellandur lake)

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My cousin got married and was going to live with her husband's family. My aunt had one crucial piece of advice. To Never, EVER cook food on a high flame. I was mystified and attributed it to superstition, but couldn't help asking why? She told me it's because - Sasural Simmer Ka

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Bae: 'We really need to talk about this' Me:

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3 years

Lucky Ali being wheeled out to perform O Sanam in a public place in the year 2047

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7 years

[Going to Starbucks for the first time] *Ok be calm and ask for a Tall Latte as practised* [a little later] 'Hi can I have Lall Tatte?'

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8 years

This is one of the most fulfilling relationships I've had in in my life

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4 years

Bombay Twitter tweeting about the unprecedented event of a power cut, circa 2020

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1 year

This movie was Barbenheimer before Barbenheimer

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2 years

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3 years

With God's grace and HARD WORK, a simple middle class guy like me who took over my father's business, was able to purchase the car of my dreams. Anything is possible with blood, sweat, tears and inheritance 🙏

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2 years

That vijay devarakonda dude legit looks like one of those dropout dudes who would turn up outside your school with a bunch of cronies to "talk", cos you spoke to some girl he liked

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3 months

One guy's name itself is Whitefield (contesting from Bangalore Central)

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4 years

Sir, this was even more hair raising @hvgoenka

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4 years

Some hair raising landings which still managed to survive a crash

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4 years

Any billionaire getting his kid married: Bachchans at the wedding:

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2 years

The cheetahs from Namibia now wandering around in Madhya Pradesh

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4 years

Cursed Crossovers S1 E1

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5 years

Only 90s kids will remember this legendary press conference by our Prime Minister 👏👏👏

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6 years

Remember when as a kid and you thought IAS officers, doctors, lawyers etc. were uniformly intelligent and stable people, then you grew up and joined twitter.

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4 years

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4 years

What can be more contagious than a smile?

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6 years

Me in 9th standard spending 3 hours chatting on the phone right after school VS me in 2018 having a panic attack every time the phone rings

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7 years

Dude for the love of God run this stuff by your publicist first

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2 years

Zerodha employees at weekly weigh-in

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6 months

That Goan Guy

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6 months

Where's Anil Ambani and family in all of this? Haven't seen any coverage of him at all.

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3 years

Jokes aside, this is the legacy of the industry created by Ekta Kapoor et al and no amount of retrospective girl boss-ing is going to reverse how much they pulled down Indian television into the gutter

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6 years

Imagine going on a date with someone and finding out they pronounce 'croissant' like 'prashant'. If it bothers you, you will know you are elitist and shallow. (This format is called joke bhi woke bhi)

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2 years

Your Swedish friend when he invites you home for dinner

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2 years

Got banned on Instagram for saying 'Adopt don't shop' under every pregnancy announcement post

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4 years

Some of you really watched some horrible hindi movies in the 90s and early 2000s and decided 'this is going to be my whole personality for the rest of my life' huh

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4 years

Not even remotely surprised that @hotstartweets hasn't yet released yesterday's episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, cos those are the kind of chicken-shit invertebrates they are

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4 years

Joe Rogan interviewing Elon Musk is always a fascinating dynamic cos it's the smartest of the dumb people speaking to the dumbest of the smart people

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6 years

Many 'creative fields' in India are filled with talentless people who are bereft of any creativity but speak fluent English because of their privileged backgrounds, and confuse that for creativity

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BBC News (World)

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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests

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8 years

Every time R Ashwin comes on to bowl, I picture him first taking off a Cognizant/Infosys ID card from his neck and handing it to the umpire

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5 years

Obama sir please release list of favourite drone strikes of the last decade

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Watched Kumbulangi Nights. I think malayalam cinema is legit 20 years ahead of other film industries here

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4 years

Accidentally heard an entire Ritviz album thinking it was one song

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5 years

Quitting my job to start a chaat shop called 'Press the bhel icon'. Wish me luck guys, what could go wrong 🙏✌️

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3 years

Extreme Cringe. Anand *almost* called out the obvious cheating from these dumbass losers but stopped himself. All their accounts have since been closed by Video credit - K64 Chess on YouTube

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3 years

Congrats to Dhoni's cum cupid Uthappa

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3 years

SRK in K3G Me with my dog Constantly monitoring poo 🤝

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5 years

*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* 'You're probably wondering how I ended up here'

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1 year

If one day we can instigate a LiverDr Vs Gabbbar beef, I will take the day off from work and order in food and settle down

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There should be a sport called chappal throw where you get to muuh pe chappal phenk ke maaro at Brij Bhushan Sharan Singh

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4 years

Madame Tussauds chullu bhar paani mein doob maro

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His wife died three years ago. So when their dream house was completed, businessman Srinivas Gupta from Koppal got her statue made to make sure she's there for the housewarming ceremony.

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Girlfriend: 'Promise me you won't say anything stupid when you meet my parents' Me: 'Okay fine' [A little later, discussing politics with her dad] Me: 'I just think it's very likely Shashi Tharoor has a yes-man called Shashi Zaroor'

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1 year

Hrithik, Shahid and Ranbir can do some stuff but can they do THIS??

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5 years

Employee: Sir what if super over is also tied? ICC:

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Twitter blue user: 'I think this <group of people sorted by ethnicity/caste/religion> should die and frankly we should be the ones to k*ll them' Twitter:

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Happy Gudi Padwa (unless you're a baddie in which case Happy Baddie Padwa 💋)

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3 years

Good talk.

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5 years

When you get upgraded from Andheri to Khar and life starts falling into place

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4 years

This is just toooo cute man 😭😭 PS - Rishab Pant is an absolute delight and needs to be protected at any cost

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4 years

Have seen the entire 'Before Sunrise' series from screenshots thanks to film twitter

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K̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶K̶a̶r̶a̶n̶ ̶ ❌ P̶o̶h̶a̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶S̶o̶h̶a̶ ❌ Sundal with Kendall ✔️

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National Anthems playing at Olympics Anu Malik:

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9 years

Google tells us the beautiful story of a man who knocks up his wife and then takes her on a surprise vacation

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All I want is for Princes William and Harry to make up and do the Naatu Naatu in Windsor Palace gardens is that too much to ask for 🥺🥺

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5 years

At some point we have to ask ourselves in good conscience, how many fucking beard oil startups do we need??

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8 years

Granola bars are just chikkis that went to university abroad. Spread the word.

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4 years

Resume should not be longer than a page but "how to write a resume" can be a 24 tweet thread 📝👍

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5 years

Remember kids, life can take you anywhere. One moment you're on the brink of becoming the Secretary General of the United Nations, and the next you're the face of the Elizabeth Bhadwi meme and practising your tight five for the Canvas Laugh Club

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3 years

Gabbbbar sir dropping truth bombs today 🙏

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3 years

If you ever need to fight a bunch of annoying guys from Bombay, identify the one called 'Sid' and beat the shit out of him first, the rest will fall

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4 years

😭😂

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6 years

It's impossible to look dangerous or intimidating when your job is to go burst balloons lol

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#WATCH : Bajrang Dal members create ruckus at Hyderabad's Manjeera Mall on #ValentinesDay

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You see Vijay Mallya once and you know he's owned leopard print underwear at some point of time

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9 years

At weddings it's a good idea to throw your head back and laugh and hold it for an extra second,in case there's a candid photographer lurking

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3 years

A Vicky Katrina Barcelona joke is being made non-stop every 15 mins for the past week. Stay safe

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How we imagined 2017: Flying cars, true freedom of expression 2017:Last day to vote on twitter poll if u want the word intercourse in films

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4 years

GO KARUNA

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@klpe sometimes when I get bored on Twitter I go back and look at this screenshot and it all seems worth it again

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7 years

Before I joined Twitter I enjoyed interacting with people who had strong opinions. Now when I meet people who are like 'You know what I'm not sure about this, I'm still thinking this through' I say thank you, come here and kiss me on the mouth you beautiful person

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Sad day. Aksar Pathak was finally arrested for making too many puns.

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5 years

Brahmins when someone sends them a picture of meat in the vegetarian computer instead of the non-vegetarian computer

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7 years

Do you think one day David Dhawan was like Fuck hiring actors,imma create an offspring who's half Salman Khan half Govinda full dumbass lmao

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4 years

Jab miyan-biwi raazi, toh kya karega neo- nazi. Hire me Tanishq

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People falling for this kinda marketing deserve to eat subway's tatti sandwiches tbh

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My friend just had a breakup and his EX sent him this 😭😭

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Lmaoo nice try "economically very important" bro

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Henlo I am respected macho journalist shiv aroor

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5 years

Me and my brother greeting my parents at the door after they've been gone for a couple of hours

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Every time I leave this website for a few hours a new guy has made a complete fool of himself

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3 years

Dude is straight up calling them uggos. Respect

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More comradeship in Parliament as MPs assemble this morning, but no one expects these to go viral…. Though I am an equal-opportunity offender!

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Ordered a mosquito bat on Amazon and the seller WhatsApped me instructions. 'Later on, you will enjoy the killing of mosquitoes' Indeed, my friend. I will enjoy it very much