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I make jokes, talk about music, and Beyoncé

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3 months
Y’all wanna see something crazy?
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The way this video came full circle
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Throwing it back to when Meryl mentioned Beyoncé in her Golden Globe acceptance speech almost 20 years ago and Beyoncé was gagging!
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BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
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Beyoncé & Meryl Streep. 🤍 #GRAMMYs
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Unpopular opinion: The stiff version is funnier/more enjoyable
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how do you say mother in british??
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Beyoncé is actually insane, cause who has all of this energy in the morning for a performance on the TYRA BABKS SHOW. She killed this 💀
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I’m sorry, no one commenting on a post on The Shade Room could say shit to me about class and decorum. TSR is as gutter as one could get 💀
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The comment section is not playing.
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And if I said I only saw one being recreated in the streets?
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the two biggest moments in pop culture last year. loewe did that.
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Beyoncé using her nails as percussion at the beginning of TYRANT as Dolly P announces a call to arms, referencing Dolly’s well-known practice of the same… the details!!
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No cause I know we talk about it every week, but she’s actually hilarious for this LMAOOOOOO
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Imagine the awkward silence after she asked Victoria Monét “Can I have this one?” 💀
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The way you can hear Drake’s pen on HEATED. Pair that Beyoncé’s vocal/inflections on some of the lyrics and I keep thinking of this video 😭😭😭
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Hmmmm
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Which f word
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Pre-chorus, post-chorus, bridge, key change, alternate chorus, AND a dance break??? They truly don’t make them like this anymore.
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And guess who was the “accredited” spiritual healer? Hood Healer.
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I’m sorry, but when that wall of SOUND hits you like a locomotive I cannot help but get emotional every time. I know I’m preaching to the choir here but this song is so expertly crafted. Beyoncé the woman that you are 😭😭😭
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That video of her getting frustrated with Nicki in rehearsals 😭😭😭
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And Beyoncé had to carry the entire performance.
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She really did her big one with this album. The musicality of it alone, she really pushed herself. Like Down With the Clique alone - a perfect blend of jazz, hip-hop, and all of her vocal influences in a 4 min song. That’s like not even the best record on the album either 😭
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Not even old enough to rent a car and making sophisticated records like THIS?
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Destiny Fulfilled was honestly a very mature sounding album like I can’t believe three 23 year olds made such a masterpiece.
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Beyoncé: BLACK IS KING The Emmys:
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They got Latino bottoms in Amsterdam? Who knew!
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Frank Ocean has reportedly moved to Amsterdam, Netherlands.
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Honestly so major that a Black woman was the face of a cosmetic line for so many years. Queen Latifah, the career you have had…
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Speaking of Queen Latifah, can we take a moment to talk about her CoverGirl era?
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weeeeeeeee
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Kitty Kat -> get well soon -> sweetener Never felt more seen
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- now who got that one Solange video?
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Fixed it (and I’m so srs)
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R&B is in good hands.
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Lie again
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(5)She stole 'Single Ladies ' choreography from Bob Fosse,yet again giving zero credit.
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She too damn old to be doing this same shit no shade. Chasing her glory days instead of tackling something new and fresh
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New teaser for “Woman’s World” music video by Katy Perry.
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Beyoncé at the Grammys: A comprehensive thread ✨
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Literally the first K-Pop project that you can listen all the way through, we not giving them their praises enough
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The way Korean Destiny’s Child rode this... I’ll stan forever
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THE CONFUSION ON HER FACE AFTER SHE REALIZED WHO THEY WERE SCREAMING FOR 😭😭😭
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The way everyone forgets that she did this to tease her starring in A Star is Born with Bradley Cooper before she dropped out of the film 😭😂
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idk why but her putting a white man in here still sends me
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Happy Birthday Luther Vandross! Celebrating today by listening to his cover of The Closer I Get to You with Beyoncé! Included on both his final album and Beyoncé’s solo debut, the pair won a GRAMMY in 2004 for Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group
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The painful regret she paints in her lyric storytelling as she seamlessly blends genres of country, rock, and gospel all wrapped up with her signature touch of R&Bey that she brings to all her music. Like are you fucking serious rn?! This is an artist 😭
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Excellent performance btw
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The way she has had a viral clip from every night of this show, I see why a certain stan base is upset that the klan gatherings aren’t getting the ppl talking like this!!
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NOT BEYONCÉ OPENING SOMEONE’S GENDER REVEAL, ICONIC🥹😭😭😭
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Now they calling me names cause I made an observation ! Such a burden to carry the magnificent & curious mind that I have
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Too many to name, but this classic came to mind! Beyoncé really took the best elements of “Me, Myself, and I” and expanded them for this live performance
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Live recordings are an art. Sometimes, artists change a song for live performance but lose something that you loved in the original. But sometimes the elevate it and improve on it. For Day 6 of the #BlackMusicMonthChallenge , share a favorite live version of a song.
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Beyoncé witnessing the reaction to performing Standing on the Sun for the first time and still not releasing it? Them Belgians heard those chimes and GAGGED 😭😂
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Took a nibble of the Azealia rant cause I keep seeing “points were made” on the TL and it’s just her projecting cause she let some crooked men in the industry railroad her career. Not quite what’s happening over here sis!
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And she looks amazing this is the costume
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People leaving the Rush set after being turned away at the door
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2nite
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I’m sorry I’m SCREAMING 😭😂
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And guess who was the “accredited” spiritual healer? Hood Healer.
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They in the QRTs talking bout a half-assed performance. She’s performing for 3hrs on this tour, if she wants to be campy and look sickening while doing so for 2 songs, then so be it. Don’t pmo…
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U N I Q U E U - U N I Q U E
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Not only am I at the Grammys but I’m at the Grammys with KYLIE FUCKING MINOGUE
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This is taking me out 😭😭😭
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Breakdancing at the Olympics off to a great start, there's a white girl from Lithuania named "Nicka" and she's wearing a durag
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LMAO this pause before Lizzo realized they were breaking COVID compliance on national TV 💀
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Something I giggle at often? Chanel Iman flipping someone off at Issey Miyake S/S 2007
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Ok y’all this is not Sasha Fierce ,this is a political candidate let’s calm down with the stanning
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Oh My Goodness. The head tilt and eyebrow raise.
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Her dad being a big Beatles fan and his favorite song being Blackbird with his daughter surprising him with a cover of the song on the biggest record of the year… kismet 🥲
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. @tanneradell on working with Beyoncé, how she found out she would be on #COWBOYCARTER and how she kept the secret from her family
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@PINK_INTERIOR No she hasn’t Lmaooo wtf you talking bout
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None of them bullshit ass ballads, no obnoxious unpleasant noise, just fab pop songwriting over sensible dance/house productions
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Don’t disrespect a trailblazer like this
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Kevin Gates changing the game with the Cuban Link headband? ⛓️
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Say what you want about Beyoncé but only her work can ignite conversations like these. Imagine days of discourse on morality and geopolitics about Chromatica?! That would be so ridiculous 💀
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No, say it louder! Artists like Beyoncé who have the resources to (aka earn less money in royalties), should collaborate more. And look at the material? The music is grandiose and spectacular and all those involved should be credited and rewarded for the art they created!
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🗯️ | @TheKingDream talks about #RENAISSANCE credits “We could have easily made it about a money grab and spent the whole time just me and her writing the whole thing, but Beyoncé wanted a collective effort.”
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Why it gave this 😭
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We are getting in pointless culture wars on social media to distract us from the fact that McDonald’s is slowly raising the prices of their hash browns to offensive levels. WAKE TF UP!!!
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Denita, it’s Christmas!!!
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Turn the wigs around pop crave
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Limited edition CD covers for Beyoncé’s new album ‘COWBOY CARTER.’
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She was so annoyed 😭😭😭
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When we finally get it and half that stuff is not in the project. Like take that video down girl 😭😭😭
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This NewJeans tweet still going, #Bunnies holding me down tho. Don’t let them old hating bitches ratio me 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Literally the first K-Pop project that you can listen all the way through, we not giving them their praises enough
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This was the Pharrell vs. Timbaland Verzuz battle y’all was asking for. Pharrell cleared it btw 🙂‍↕️
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Why she so frumpy now? Also this song is songing hmmm
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She had an accent and a dream
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Muting cause I got a bunch of these types in my replies rn 😴😴😴
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@Lydheetrules Yes, for Best Actress for Dreamgirls
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Now that #that tweet simmered down, um the way that they were trying to come for this when it’s literally top 3 on the project
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How it started (2001) vs. How it’s going (2021) Give it up for the most decorated woman in GRAMMY history!!
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Beyoncé performs ‘Love Drought’ & ‘Sandcastles’ at the 2017 GRAMMYs
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RuPaul would’ve sent her home.
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Beyoncé performing "Yes" live at Wembley (2004)
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Real music enjoyers will understand
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@Babagabbana1 … And then you woke up 😐
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Lazy Saturday 😴
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How y’all invade house music and wanna gatekeep after you snuck in? Lmao
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Protester in the Capitol Building right now
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The way MOVE is actually the most underrated track on Renaissance. Like the song really takes you on a JOURNEY. It starts off so hard and brash and as you traverse through the song, it becomes more gentle, sexier, and intimate. Pay attn to the vocal mix
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NOOOO I’m so sad that Minnie from Little Women Atlanta passed. 🥺 This is one of my favorite scenes in reality tv 😭😂
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2 private quotes, share the jokes I wanna laugh too
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No one: Beyoncé:
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Toccara Jones on hanging out with Beyoncé for the first time, and Beyoncé “checking” someone who was bothering her.
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I mean, just look at the Beyoncé material alone.
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Jake Nava is one of the most important music video directors of all time
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Like I laugh out loud every time I hear this part 😭😭😭
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@harajukuhunTy She got pregnant with Blue and then shortly after the director attached at the time, Clint Eastwood, came out swinging as a full blown conservative and made a really weird speech at the RNC so it was really clipped
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I cannot stop saying “she became a b l a c k person 😳🤔”
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It’s crazy. I made that MLK mix 10 years ago for some lazy assignment my teacher hashed out. I spent a lot of time on it and at the time I felt so defeated when she ridiculed it in front of the class. So it’s kinda awesome to see this getting some appreciation, YEARS later 😭❤️
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I’m sorry she never getting cancelled by me for this alone 😂😂😂
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The way I’ve been waiting on the perfect moment to meme this video that’s been sitting on my phone since 2019 😂 glad it tickled y’all too
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Beyoncé performs the GRAMMY award winning song ‘Dangerously in Love 2” at the 2004 GRAMMYs
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A lot of these missing the criteria aw stink!
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Destiny’s Child performs ‘Independent Women Part I’ & the GRAMMY award winning ‘Say May Name’ at the 2001 GRAMMYs
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I’ll bring you flowers 💐 @chrisisclueless in #ICYPARK 🧊
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😭😭😭
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THE CONFUSION ON HER FACE AFTER SHE REALIZED WHO THEY WERE SCREAMING FOR 😭😭😭
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Post-Survivor Era Sympathy Afro
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beyoncé hourly 𐚁ིྀ
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One of my biggest pet peeves is people insinuating that Beyoncé is not at the helm of her career/music. You don’t become a consistent force in your respective field by letting someone else drive the boat 🙏🏽
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