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@benznotmercedes

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giant screen sticking out of dash hater, unreliable car owner, stance kid emeritus

Mobbin static car w my kit on
Joined August 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
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4 years ago, the day I bought it vs now.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
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There’s no time to explain. Quick hop in the S2Cayman
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
10 months
I will not accept opinions from someone with the number of tiktok followers they have in their bio
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Shipbox Garage
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I will die on this hill. These are the worst wheels in existence.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
Y’all loved the green guts 996 turbo last time so here you go. He came out to the meet today
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
8 months
I’ll be Europosting until further notice
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
9 months
Toad on the road today
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
9 months
Thinking about the Lexus LS430’s available burgundy on burgundy spec.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Dude comes to my house to look at a set of wheels and is casually driving a 1 of 10 Nephrite Green interior 996 turbo
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
My buddy’s DeLorean on Watanabes.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
7 months
Womp womp.
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@CloutStang
John Silva
7 months
@Shenk36 400hp cars are dog awful slow, 800hp is the sweet spot. Not sure what regular traffic yall like driving but 400 is NOTHING
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
4 months
Boomers on Facebook try not to paint over actual patina with fake patina challenge
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Absolute king evacuating people from the Donbas region in an Audi 100.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 months
I did not have “Aston on Koenigs” on my bingo card for today
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
9 months
Burgundy on burgundy V E L O U R 600SEL
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
4 months
Hell yeah
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
5 months
Hold 996 gentle like hamburger
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
5 months
UwU
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
I’m a mod in the oem wheels on other makes group and someone just posted this. Camry wagon on Alfa wheels goes preposterously hard.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 months
LS430 is still torn apart so toad got to go to the office today
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
7 months
Right after I bought the toad, VP of our company bumped into me and goes “is that your car?” “Yes sir” “Are we paying you too much?” “Well it cost 1/3 of what your truck cost”
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Henry Cesari
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And I'm not even driving it to impress you
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
10 months
I chickened out and brought the toad.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
10 months
Choose your fighter for 7 hour drive to visit family.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
4 months
Babe wake up it’s time to watch the 1996 Audi Family VHS
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 months
So true, removable wheels are specific to the cyber truck. No one has ever wrapped any other vehicle either you fucking dork
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Nic Cruz Patane
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Love or hate it, Cybertruck is quickly becoming the most customizable vehicle in the modern era.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Finally!!
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
6 months
The big sniffas have not grown on me yet.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
4 months
So hot. Washed toad. Dying now
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
My driveway sucks
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 month
Starting to get cooler outside means I can drive this thing more.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
@DougDeMuro You probably don’t remember me, but in 2016 I emailed you asking for career advice re your time at Porsche and it was really helpful. I didn’t end up working there but I guess I ended up with your company car’s twin!
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
10 months
Lots of interest in the S2 but not sold yet. Dropped price to $28k. It will come on these sweet 2 piece wheels if you want. Link to previous tweet below. Located GA
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 months
Two oddballs at the office.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
Is it fast? No. Is it reliable? No. Are parts easy to get? No. Is it comfy? kinda. Is it purple? Kinda. Is it practical? Kinda. Is it manual? Yes. Does it make cool noises? Yes.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
drive your shit!!!
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 months
GM bird app
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 month
The D2 Audi A8 still looks good 20+ years later
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
3 years with my lil toad. Bought from a buy here pay here in Kentucky with zero service records whatsoever and no PPI, just vibes. The 500 mile drive home didn’t feel real.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
POV you’ve stopped for a break during brutal traffic and are regretting not bringing the daily
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
5 months
Helen, we are inside you
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
Friendly reminder to drive your cars. 2,820 miles in a little over a week. Everyone tell toad he is good car.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
Fuck it, Porche
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Yeah lemme get uhhhhhhh 4 piece supreme combo
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
If you ever wanted a 600hp manual swapped RS6 now would be the time to let me know. $19,500.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
The S2 is finally here. I can’t believe it. I love this color so much.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
6 months
Fun fact: one of the wagons in this picture understeered off the road shortly after this was taken, and it wasn’t the old one
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
6 months
CEO of weight distribution
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
11 months
True enlightenment is not caring that your front lip is mangled
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Fuck it, mk4 wheels on da Dustbuster
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
4 months
Aged pretty well for being a 29-year-old car with 262,000 miles on it.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Perfect beer shelf
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
Aw hell they done did the big sniffa conversion.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
8 months
I can’t even mention it by name because an army of blue check morons will swoop in to defend their lord and savior
@midshipwhip
Sultan
8 months
What car brand do y’all hate the most?
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
New tires and clean toad.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Thinning the herd and making room. Promise I’m ok. 1995 Audi UrS6 Avant. Tuned turbo 5cyl, manual. Seats 7. 400 brought to US only. Very nice example. $13,499 obo ATL area.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
I love everything about this. Drive your fucking cars.
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Lewis Kingston
3 years
Look at this 2016 Porsche 911 Turbo S. Not only did its owner pick a fab colour, but they also specified raised suspension for "greater comfort on long journeys." They then proceeded to rack up 207,000 miles in it. Legendary.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
I posted a tiktok and it blew up and like 5 people said this mf looks like a 350z
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
9 months
Big n smol
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
Gm team
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
lowered the rear more 🍁
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
8 months
I get a kick out of watching Porsche owners try to justify why whatever generation they own is the “last analog 911.”
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
Get out and drive ya weenies!!
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
9 months
Fuck it Cat on da toad
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
I found a wheel table for sale so I lowballed the guy and mounted my own wheel.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
6:30 this morning rolling out to the outer banks!
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
hnggggg
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
Zoom in for bored gf waiting for me to finish taking pics
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Take notes if you’re into style 🫡
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
5 months
Thinking about the Audi TT King Ranch
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
I think I’m gonna post “this oil is the best because it matches my car” on the Porsche groups to see what happens
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
4 months
“Canards” sounds like a slur for Canadians
@SR20_Debt
Not Alex
4 months
Origin canards, yes or no
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
fuck it, VSKF on da Porsche
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
Or how about Weds Glossas on the Chevy Blazer?
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
10 months
Neither. This hog. 320whp, blown struts, rust holes everywhere, 300k miles
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@MrCarFacts
Mr. Car Facts
10 months
What is the coolest race car Audi ever built? Left or right?
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
When in Helen it is in fact mandatory to do it to em
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
4 months
The Avant got a euro S6 Plus heckblende this weekend. Now it just needs…. Everything else
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11 months
Dying laughing at this
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
Audi put their whole quattrussy into making this thing fr
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3 years
the final result!! Never had this detailed
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
Someone imported one and did a family guy character livery. It looks so stupid. Google “family guy R34” and you’ll see what I mean
@SpeedSportLife
Zerin Dube
1 year
Just a reminder that R34s are now legal to import into the US under the 25-year rule as of yesterday
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
Benz swapped da 911 😈😈😈
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
3 years
She surprised me with a hot wheels car customized to look exactly like the avant down to the Futuras and brake calipers and trim, even the stickers 🥺
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Stay safe out there everyone.
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2 years
Smol trans am GTA wheels on eggplant look so much better
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10 months
Choose your fighter for 7 hour drive to visit family.
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8 months
t o a d
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3 years
civic on q5 hybrid wheels holy shit
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
11 months
You may not like it, but this is what peak overland performance looks like.
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
5 months
Machinist’s daily driver goes fucking hard
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Battery was almost dead when I went to move it. This is part of why I’m downsizing ☹️ took the toad for a dinner run
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
10 months
Same powertrain, different platforms.
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Driving to Pensacola tonight for work and spotted a very seedy looking car lot with some interesting inventory
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
SO TRUE,,, PLEASE FORWARD TO JIM !!
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
10 months
Bought my old S6 back so selling the RHD imported S2 Avant. Extremely nice example in a rare color. 5-cyl turbocharged rally bred bliss. $31.5k obo, FB marketplace link posted below.
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
2 years
Maybe the last show on the VS-KFs 😭
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@benznotmercedes
UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
1 year
This 1910 Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost was driven to cars and coffee in a Target parking lot. I don’t ever want to see someone with an entry level exotic take up 4 spots again.
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UrS6 Avant Enjoyer
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Hog
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2 years
Impromptu foggy mountain run. I’ve only driven it 4k miles this year down from 12k the first year I had it. Need to do better…
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Beetle
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Making a touge [kroger] run in my race car [acura Integra] to defend my honor [my gf said we are out of butter]
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CEO of weight distribution
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1 year
When your buddy says he won’t bring his Saab 9-5 to the tail of the dragon in case parts are hard to get but you’re already on the way in this
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2 years
Sometimes you make things just to post them in the Porsche 997 Enthusiasts group.
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