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Parody account for tortured “spouse” of cyberbully according2_taz. It’s getting hot in here.

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@benjic_parody
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@daily_romania This account is run by a racist.
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@notcapnamerica This is why its so fucking important to expose healthcare workers for their racist online activities. This woman is a labor and delivery nurse and she has said disturbing things about Meghan Markle's pregnancy. Pregnant black woman in the Springfield Mass area if you see this
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Still not over this....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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They knocked it out of the park. Absolutely brilliant from start to finish. Harry and Meghan should write a book called how to do a successful ROYAL tour and not look like a colonizing tit. #HarryAndMeghanEnColombia #harryandmeghanincolombia
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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LOL you know Meghan ABSOLUTELY ate when they start bringing out old pictures of Kate. 🤣 Don't worry @UKRoyalGossip I'm sure Kate will be back to making useless visits to hospitals empty-handed in no time. At least Meghan makes herself useful by reading to kids.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Where's Meghan? Right here you raggedy donkey-faced b1tch. Now what?
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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So the video continues to go down well.... They have lost Maureen
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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I feel like if Harry did this weird contrived hand pat thing to Meghan that William is doing to Kate, people would be saying they were headed for a divorce. It looks like someone behind the camera told them to cuddle.😬
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@InsideGym People need to be fired over this.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Now why would Meghan mention Kate in THIS room? Why would Meghan mention a woman who wasn't strong enough to stand up for her because she benefited from the abuse Meghan received? Let's not forget Kate was lazy and waity before Meghan came along. Anyway, enjoy the picture of
@Rachousame
Rach. (Lawyer up)
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Thank you Colombia 🇨🇴
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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White women like @CamillaTominey have always been the biggest purveyors of misogynoir. Camilla who always looks like she sucking on a lemon, has had it out for Meghan Markle since day one. Ever since she "connected" Meghan to that "terrorist mosque" while conveniently forgetting
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Of course, Kate reacted differently to this woman's casualness. Her brother's girlfriend isn't a threat to her, but Meghan a very attractive woman was. Also James Middleton isn't a reliable narrator when it comes to his sister. 🙄
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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I'm going to need people, particularly men, to stop insisting Meghan Markle is doing something wrong by refusing to have a relationship with her toxic father. Imagine sympathizing with a man who has spent years emotionally blackmailing his daughter in front of the entire world.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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This is a friendly reminder that the Middletons are everything they accuse Harry and Meghan of being. The Middletons have always been lazy, opportunistic social climbing grifters who exploit people and situations for their own gain.
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Prince William showing up for his hour of work. This man who gets tens of millions of pounds each year is on his way to an event about homelessness...... do these people not see how fucking ridiculous this all is.
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Cameron Walker
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NEW: Prince William has taken a casual stroll through the streets of Aberdeen to get a special event, hosted by @HomewardsUK Aberdeen “to recognise the crucial role they are all playing in preventing homelessness in the city and supporting those most in need.”
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The working royals are finding it increasingly hard to do royal tours in the 21st-century because people are less willing to sweep the legacy of colonialism under the rug and play nice. Meghan is seen as a royal AND a woman of color, whereas William and Kate are seen as
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@Gaby_Castillooo
Gabriela Castillo
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What a beautiful introduction and great questions. Our VP praised Meghan’s feminism, activism and inspiring path. She spoke about the racism she (the VP) has had to deal with in her role. A reporter had asked about it and drew a parallel with the racism Meghan faced.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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So basically all William has to look forward to in his life is not inviting his brother to his coronation. Mkay.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@womenpostingws The daily mail is trash. They do the same thing to Meghan Markle for cutting off her emotionally abusive father.
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Wait I thought Harry didn't receive a very welcoming reception @KKate48 ? Did you delete your tweet because you were lying?
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@ArchLiliHazMeg
Dani
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Prince Harry Speaks & Honors Military Veterans At Kevin Costner's Event, One805LIVE!, In Santa Barbara, CA The cheers and applause. The reception.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Let's not normalize women staying in toxic situations because there's a castle involved. I wouldn't call standing on a balcony and waving like an idiot a "calling", nor would I call the British royal family a "loving" family. lol If Harry's family had wanted Harry's children to
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@AvainAfrica
Ava in Africa
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@stillgray If I was Meghan Markle I would have been living my best life in a castle being busy with all kinds of epic projects to help people while my husband fulfills the calling he trained for his entire life, plus my kids grow up with a huge family who loves them.
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Poor Harry had to interrupt his Labor Day to address this foolishness. smh “The Duke of Sussex has “no interest” in returning to royal duties in the UK and is focused solely on his future in the United States,…He is happy and settled in California, has an “amazing” new set of
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Lol Brittany wants to talk about Bullying? Ok. She bullies Meghan Markel to distract from the fact that she hates herself and she's lonely.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Oh so writing about your family is ok as long as you aren't pointing out what a cold bitch your SIL was to your wife.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Guys, when they go low, we go high.🤭 I'll start. Here's William and Kate looking fucking ecstatic during their colonial nostalgia tour of the Caribbean. feel free to add #HarryandMeghaninColombia
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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I'm confused as to why these people think Harry and Meghan owe them access, because as they love to say, Harry and Meghan are no longer working royals. It's also fascinating to watch Rebecca English @RE_DailyMailtalk and @richardaeden insult the reporter who was invited as if
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Anyway..........
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Royalist, instead of accusing a woman who speaks Spanish of lying about speaking Spanish, maybe ask your boy Will what he's done for the Middle East lately. What I'm saying is, worry about yourself. 😆😆😆😆😆😂🤣😂🤣
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Why would Harry want to bring his family to the UK when there is a group of people who have dedicated their lives to spreading lies and hate about his wife even while she was pregnant? These same people don't even consider his children to be off limits.
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Brittany Raymer, @RNN_RoyalNews , is exceptionally ugly, both inside and out. It's not Meghan Markle's fault you're single, Brittany.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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😭😭😭 This is really beautiful. People need to stop complaining about her hair. Also, I didn't realize her mom is from Belize.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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If Meghan Markle's friend posting an image of her dog biscuits on their personal Instagram account upstages Kate then that's not Megahan's fault.
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TMZ
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Royal Expert Says Meghan Markle Tried to Upstage Kate Middleton Amid Return | Click to read more 👇
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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For the idiots in the back telling Prince Harry to get over it. A crime is still a crime a decade after it happens.
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Rebecca Barry
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EXCL: Prince Harry tells me his legal fight with tabloids was a “central piece” in the breakdown of his relationship with his family. In our ITV1 documentary ,Tabloids on Trial, Harry says in a “public role these are the things that we should be doing for the greater good”.
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For the troll asking why Harry and Meghan were invited to Colombia, the vice president just gave an entire press conference explaining why. I dare anybody to come up with a list for inviting the king anywhere.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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These people clearly don't know Harry. If Harry gave a shit about being liked she wouldn't be taking on the British press and Murdoch who owns the shitty Times. This paragraph tells you everything you need to know about the agenda of this piece. This is pro-monarchy propaganda.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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This is just poor journalism from a bitter old man who is mad that Harry doesn't want anything to do with him. Arthur still thinks he and Harry were best friends until evil Meghan stole him away. Arthur, Harry never liked you. He only tolerated you because he had to. Why are you
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Arthur Edwards
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Cancer killed the queen. Not Meghan Markle existing. This absurd false narrative is not only misogynistic, it puts this woman in danger. She did nothing to the queen. The scorn these old white men continue to pour on Meghan Markle simply because she refuses to "know her pace" is
@hugovickers
Hugo Vickers
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she's caused a bigger crisis than the death of Diana, says expert | The Sun - #GoogleAlerts
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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I wonder why public attitudes are different towards Harry when he is alone than when he is with his wife?? Qwhite interesting. This old white man says Meghan's potential appearance would be a drag, without a drop of self-awareness, after a week of RACE riots in the UK. Also why
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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To be clear, the Hollywood Reporter did not "fight back". Anybody who thinks Kinsey has an inside track on anything, I have a bridge to sell you. She is not in Hollywood or even beside it. She is basic white girl from Arizona who couldn't make it the US, who realized the best way
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Pretending to care about murdered children while you make money spreading conspiracy theories about other children on YouTube is certainly a choice @danwootton
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Hahahahahhahaha
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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They really are losing it hahahahah Meghan broke them hahahaha Imagine putting in this much work to hate someone hahahaha. If you spend this much time hating someone you have failed at life. @queenofmemes80is on my sh1t list. When i'm done with that mole chick.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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My wife is big mad about Meghan looking hot af with her friends. It's probably because Taz's friends look like circus freaks.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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CC: @RE_DailyMail , @RE_DailyMail , @richardaeden The more these people attack Harry and Meghan, and in particular Meghan the more appealing they become to the rest of the world. Poc can relate to Meghan's experience of being a WOC who was ostracized while in a white space. The
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Is there a bigger Karen than Brittany Ryamer? HAHA What does she have against helping kids in foster care? Harry spends a couple of hours of his birthday giving back to charity, and this heifer is triggered. Harry going to a charity event on his birthday for a couple of hours
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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You mean booed liked your king gets booed? The last time Meghan went back to the UK was for the queen's funeral. She wasn't booed. 👇 🤣🤣🤣
@kateshilling69
Karen Sutton
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@AngelaTopping @Jackiedalle @benjic_parody Then I think you are living in a bubble. The last time Meghan came back she was booed and hasn't been back since
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What controversies is Harry involved in that should prevent him from receiving this much-deserved award @NileGardiner ? Marrying a woman who isn't white? The man served two tours in Afghanistan meaning he will be one of, if not the only recipient of this award that has served. He
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Racism and hate are a hell of a drug because that's the only way anyone would every think that Lizzie C*nty looks better than Meghan Markle.
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@marisasnowak
Marisa
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@ThinkBeaut22854 Lizzie Cundy 13 years older (cough cough) and 13 times hotter.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Tell me again how Prince Harry is being paranoid..... #PrinceHarry
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@OWS1892 That's the face of a man who is ready to flip.
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I keep wondering why they are being particularly vicious but then I remembered Harry is about to do one of the many things they said he would not be able to do after stepping down as a working royal. Also, the pendulum has to swing back the other way after they spent a week
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@ClintonGlobal
Clinton Global Initiative
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Let's get to work. Less than one week till #CGI2024 . New speakers announced today → @FLOTUS , @BillGates , @MariaCorinaYA , @RobertaMetsola , Gov. @AndyBeshearKY , Gov. @KathyHochul , @katiecouric , @aloeblacc , and so many more.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Ya'll I don't even know why we worry so much about these two. They always come out on top. I thought Meghan and Harry were done in Hollywood? I guess not.🤷‍♂️ hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahhhahahhahahahhaha
@FallonTonight
The Tonight Show
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TONIGHT: Prince Harry & Jimmy experience Jimmy Fallon’s Tonightmares! #FallonTonight #Tonightmares
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I'm confused as to how an award-winning podcast that overtook Joe Rogan when it was first released and then was top 5 when the same episodes were rereleased, is a flop? What have the "working" royals accomplished this year?
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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oop another outlet Harry decided to speak directly to instead of Richard Eden. That's gotta sting.🤭
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@CantEverDie He is too stupid to realize that he's throwing away his only hope of an income. He is uneducated, toxic and unemployable.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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5 days until COLOMBIA!!! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴 Can you hear all the trembling lips and stamping feet? hahaha It's going to be fun!!
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Time for another round of Meghan vs her haters. Meghan vs the woman who spreads conspiracy theories about her children
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Meghan Markle is not responsible for Chrissy Tiegan's actions. Chrissy apologized. People make mistakes and learn from them. For some reason, royal commentators like @richardaeden and professional Karen @kinseyschofield insist on holding Meghan to standards they would never hold
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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A friendly reminder that Prince Harry is suing the publishers of The Sun, the same publication that published a violently misogynistic column by Jeremy Clarkson in which he fantasized about throwing excrement at Meghan Markle while she was forcibly paraded around the streets
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Do these people not realize that will and Kate leave their children for work as well? Why is it neglect when Harry and Meghan do it?? Will and Kate left their kids for that disastrous Caribbean tour and no one blinked an eye. The real question is why do you feel entitled to
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QueenNorman
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@MurkyMegPodcast Where are your children right now? Bring a mother is not your priority. You are not watching your own children. Nor is the husband. “As a mother” it makes me uncomfortable to know your small children are separated from their parents again, because of your baseless priorities.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@notcapnamerica Just saw a clip where one of them said voting for her will turn a man into a woman..... they cited scientists.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Mike Tindall is a WHITE BRITISH MAN and his popularity was in no way a threat to the future king and queen so I'd imagine he would have an easier time marrying into the royal family...... I would be surprised if he voted Reform. He seems like the type to show up to a race riot.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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How many times is this lying heifer Taz going to FALSELY state that Meghan took a crew with her to Uvalde? If anyone is exploiting the Uvalde tragedy its this ugly B
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Most of this BS article hinges on unnamed sources. "A source said the friend 'believes" Can we talk about how fucking ridiculous this sentence is. Also wtf do the royals do other than mundane events and ribbon cutting? Harry and Meghan have accomplished more and done more than
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
2 months
NEW VIDEO!!!!!! I know, I know we are all fed up with the fake story of Harry wanting to return to the "royal fold" 😤but please, allow Benji to put it to rest once and for all. 🫡
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Kate's lil' convalescence these past months gave her a taste of freedom. Now they expect her to go back to doing pointless "work", and homegirl doesn't want to. It's written all over her face. She would rather go to the ballet alone and tell people about it later. 😬 Also, how
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Dre.
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🚨 Did anyone else catch Kate Middleton's mask slip moment? Was that a Kanye-level smile? 🤔 You decide! P.S. I’m gonna play their game for a moment and became a “body-language” expert. 🤭 FULL VIDEO LINK:
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Harry said what he said.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Spot the difference? #HarryandMeghaninColombia
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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I doubt Meghan has "reduced grown men to tears", but I bet she could reduce this tiny man Nile Gardiner to tears. He seems easily triggered.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Dan Wootton. Also Dan Wootton At no point did Prince Harry mention the riots. He talked about the negative impact of misinformation on social media. But facts aren't Dan's strong suit. If Harry was wrong, then why has Dan posted this bs disclaimer? What are you so afraid of Dan?
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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"take part in all the things Prince William's kids take part in"🤔 Like what Hugo, going to football matches in a suit and tie? Standing on a balcony waving? None of those things benefit the children, because they are done for the amusement of royalists who feel entitled to see
@TheSun
The Sun
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‘Control freak Meghan keeps her and Harry’s kids away from royals'
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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I'm begging Meghan Markle to sue @MeghansMole Lilly Purrahnama for defamation and slander. At the very least someone should find out who her baby daddy is and ask him why he hasn't filed for sole custody, because anyone this crazy shouldn't be raising a child.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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LOL Fat crack is allowed to be sick but Meghan can't be sick...ok. I hope it's nothing serious Natasha.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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The only person who is on drugs is you lily. They should take your son away, You are not well @MeghansMole
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
2 months
HAHAHAHA Please don't make me laugh. A PhD?! Please fuck off!!! Meghan speaks eloquently in the language of her host country...they say she must have memorized it. Kate goes somewhere at Harvard for 45min with a notepad, they say she is so intelligent and that she could do a
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Because the UK is so so safe Natasha... 🙄 It's not Harry and Meghan's fault they're more interesting and that they work harder. The so-called working royals get 42mil to occasionally show up at sporting events. They work for 2 months and then vacation for 4months. I love how
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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...because Kate would never say something like this because she is far too British and far too emotionally repressed. This is something Meghan would say, and then be made fun of for saying it.... Luckily the bar is so low for Kate and she has her mouthpieces at the Daily Mail to
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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A friendly reminder that Prince William, like his hair follicles, is lazy.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Certain white women really have a problem with Meghan Markle existing on her own terms. Have you ever noticed? It was already reported that Meghan didn't attend the Legends of Aviation award because one of their kids was sick. I guess this miserable woman didn't get the memo
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Is life just one long high school prom for Meghan Markle? #palaceconfidential
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
3 months
There is something deeply unsettling about this particular man, talking about a child's photograph with such glee..... It makes my skin crawl. Maybe because he's so fucking close to the camera, or maybe its because he's a sexual predator of young men, allegedly.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@notcapnamerica Because she is doing better without them.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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How is @according2_taz going to pay her bills? Her life quite literally revolves around hating Meghan and making things up about her. We all know she needs a new car. She's leaving to spend more time with her racism.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@RoyalReporter So more anonymous sources.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
2 months
Natasha Cannell has written an essay proving once again that she is a fucking idiot. Also, wtf would Harry need to sneak out of the house if they don't live together? Perhaps Natasha will get a brain
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
3 months
they look like Meghan Markle haters
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Brendan May
3 months
With enemies like these, who needs friends.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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The British media is obsessed with royal popularity polls and every minute we hear about how much everyone hates Harry and Meghan, but the polls don't seem to translate to real life do they? Remember the crowd Harry got when he was in the UK for 5 minutes in May?
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Okay. Seriously. What is going on? Did I wake up in an alternate universe? Royston and now Elser? What is happening?
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Harry receives an award, and idiots lose their minds. They start petitions and boycotts, only for the organization giving the award, to double down by publicly supporting Prince Harry.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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According to #sadlittleman Dan Wootton William and Kate are very insecure. It shows. Also the entire world knew about those rumors long before Meghan came along. Those rumors were being talked about on amerian late night shows not just by the sussex squad. ahahaha
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
4 months
Make the call then. Do it. I dare you to. You're all so big and bad. If you're really concerned about the welfare of these children, then pick up the phone and call the police. File a report. I'd pay to hear that.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
2 months
This site is so broken, every time I post a pic of Brittany of royal news network my account gets locked until I delete it because she is a sensitive coward who can't take it when it gets dished out at her, yet Meghansnmole can literally call Meghan Markle a predator of children
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@TheSun Harry had gone on record in a courtroom to say he has decided not to bring his children to the UK because he is concerned for their safety but somehow it Meghan's fault.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Your friendly reminder that the woman who spend their time hating on Meghan Markle are all fucking hideous. The best my wife can do is a cheap dress and the only carpet she has ever walked is dirty and yellow.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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"And a third source told me the story of a florist who was “screamed at down the phone” for half an hour after posting insignificant details online about a bouquet they were working on for Meghan (without identifying that Meghan was the client)."🤔🤔🤔 So let me get this
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@CBSSunday Here comes all the cyber bullies to bully Meghan.
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Angela Levin continues to overestimate her own popularity. She should take a look at the comments under her GBNews segments. She is widely regarded as a lying miserable old bat. Look at this barely coherent tweet. "stars and experts" What experts? Which stars? How on earth would
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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@CameronDLWalker What about the Taylor Swift concert and the football matches? I guess you are just gonna let that slide because of cancer.
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I hope Meghan is involved. Not only because it would piss of the right people but because I feel like she would be 100% on board.
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Oprah is hosting a “Unite for America” live streaming rally event on September 19th at 8PM EST. Bringing together more than 140 groups to motivate people to VOTE! 🔗 #HarrisWalz2024 #Oprah
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Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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In case you were wondering why they've been freaking out about Prince Harry receiving the Pat Tillman Award, here's your answer.😑
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The Hollywood Reporter
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Prince Harry, Hugh Grant Set for ITV Documentary on Phone Hacking Scandal 'Tabloids On Trial'
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Dear Royal commentators and surrogates. You are not doing the royals any favors by disparaging countries like Nigeria and Colombia. You are only making them look more like out-of-touch colonizers. This is why Harry and Meghan do tours better. Instead of taking photos out of
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