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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

11 months

The porn stache diaries

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

5 years

If we together for 9 years and break up I’ll literally sue you

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5 years

After almost 9 years together, Vanessa Hudgens & Austin Butler have officially called it quits. 💔

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5 years

Me when I say imma tear that pu$$y up

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@benjaminlaflare

7 years

A real father.

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@benjaminlaflare

8 years

A bad dream 4 me is being a guest on Ellen and her tryin to make me dance w her and I have to raise my voice after telling her no 7 times

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

If you gonna charge me 14 bucks for a single drink at least roofie me wtf.

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

This only applies for men....pls don’t get any ideas women.

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@benjaminlaflare

7 years

It's that time of night the sickos come out.

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

@veggiequeen420 Divorce= jail Long term relationship break up= court

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

@raashidaaaa Alright funs over now delete this before my girl sees.

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

If you disagree w my take ill take you to court too cuz fuck you

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

@MelissaTorresO Mexico gets it

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

Ppl who love meatloaf probably immune to everything.

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Never forget Rick Ross blessed us w his verse on Devil in a new dress when we weren’t even worthy😰

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@benjaminlaflare

7 years

How were you 14 and a substitute teacher at the same time? How you look like one of those teachers caught on worldstar powerbombing a 12 yr old? How you 14 freshly off a divorce and back on the dating scene? How you 14 lookin like a fuckin linebacker about to get drafted?

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

This tweet sounds like something a girl who only gives handjobs would say.

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@benjaminlaflare

7 years

@MikeHeadasss Me after trying so hard to keep you safe from suspension but realizing you're too far gone to save.

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Musically gifted or not he ain’t ever been in a gang therefor he the worst capper of all time.

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

When y’all say men are trash does that also include trans men? 🤔

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

To all my fellas feelin a lil down lately

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@benjaminlaflare

7 years

My papa told me before dying "Only a few things in life are promised..taxes, death, nd Mike Headly getting suspended." Nd I felt that shit.

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Tis I

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@benjaminlaflare

7 years

Teyana Taylor looks like she beat niggas asses at recess when she was young.

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

Been thinking about this vid for 48 hours straight

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

If we go to McDonald’s together and you order a fuckin Filet o fish I stg I’ll punch you in your stupid neck.

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

They walked so BLM could run

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

@FrannieLydin @Jalynyo Tell her

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

You wouldn’t even wear a turtle neck so why ya dick got one???

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

I think my aunts cat is on steroids just look at this BOULDER.

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

@MlKEHEADLY every time someone posts a poll on the tl asking if you can be racist to white ppl

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

4 years

Invest in your bedroom. Turn it into a sanctuary where you would always feel safe and happy. Invest in band posters and things with a lot of cords. And spray half an axe can every day so your room always smells amazing and calming when you walk in.

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

T swift fans can’t be mad at him anymore they gotta take it up w god

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@TMZ

4 years

Kanye West Says God Told Him To Grab The Mic From Taylor Swift At 2009 VMAs (via @Fox411 )

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

Pickles on any sandwich is gods combo. Repent for this.

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@benjaminlaflare

7 years

CALL THE BOYS 🗣

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@12News

7 years

NOW: A truck carrying Bud Light has spilled over the US60 ramp to 101 SB. LIVE:

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@benjaminlaflare

3 years

Doesn’t even have a smart tv lol

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3 years

"BuT HuMaNs aRe tHe mOsT AdVaNcEd sPeCiEs"

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

You know damn well you coulda cropped my name out

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Girls love posting inspirational quotes on their IG stories. Like bitch I can’t even read!! POST ASS!!!!

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Reading has never been so hard for me before.

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@BSO

6 years

Ben Simmons Wants Tinashe Back After Breaking Up With Her For Kendall Jenner Who Cheated On Him as Soon as They Got Together While Tinashe Got With Jenner's Ex-Blake Griffin After Shooting Her Shot at Donovan Mitchell (Pics-Vid)

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

@TristanGHill Oh hahahahaha lol my bad bro I meant to send that to you hahahahaha lol

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

My girl so fucking stupid but she still alive and thats inspiring af to me.

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

Pls don’t ask me what colour my heart is today. Idek wtf that mean.

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

Chillin. My body different.

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@BakeHatesItHere

4 years

If this happens tomorrow, wyd

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

I don’t even be doing drugs I just be crying till my eyes so red I fit in

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

We back🥴

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

🇨🇦

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

3 years

Lost my bestie td after 18 years. Everybody who came over instantly fell in love w her and I just hope she’s as popular and getting all the cuddles she deserves in the afterlife. Rip benjithefeline, the legend, the goodest girl ❤️🙏🏽

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@benjaminlaflare

2 years

Smiling through the inflation

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@benjaminlaflare

8 years

Every day is punch a nazi in the face day

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

I’m a 47 year old who’d beat you like a red headed step child. I’ve done covert ops in Manama and Cartagena while you jacked off to Call of Duty. I’ve worked in boardrooms. I have four degrees and working on my Phd. I’m happy to follow her. Tough guy.

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Gimme one good reason to not drink this McDonald’s sprite rn and end it all.

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

The new wwe tag team champions.

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

Did I just find out my “temporary” lay off was permanent via Twitter???????? Lmfao

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Hudson's Bay permanently laying off more than 600 workers across Canada

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

The New Testament be so good

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

thinkin bout this stupid fuckin squirrel eating my Xmas lights

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Bout to fuck around and become a spin class instructor :)

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Recycled or whatever

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Say what you want about onlyfans but I just moved into my dream house 😌

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

@TristanGHill Daddy

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Same bloke diff shirts

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

@HikeMeadly No you don’t

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

My biggest turn off is financial irresponsibility. How come your card declined after I took your car to Walmart and tried to buy 2K? Cmon girl smh.

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@benjaminlaflare

11 months

Being attracted to women will have you like this at least once in your life

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

I used to wake up and feel like I don’t deserve anything good in life and wanted to end it all. Now, I wake up and I’m just like “meh”. That ladies and gentleman, is progression.

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@benjaminlaflare

3 years

Would rather start sending hand written letters in a glass bottle through owls than step foot in that thing

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Me watching ppl still pick and choose bible verses to defend state laws in 2019

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Cum in her hair, call that cumditioner.

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Me: My old white coworkers: GET A HAIRCUT HIPPY LOL!!!!

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

I dont judge ppl by race or sexuality but if you get a meatball sub everytime from subway i just know im intellectually superior.

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

4 years

@MikeHeadly39 Did I fake hate you and celebrate your suspension so your stalkers would follow me? Yes. Will I do it again next suspension? Absolutely.

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

How it feels when ya homie tell you ya fit fire

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Still a huge fan of the sex even tho I haven’t had it in forever.

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

@pebbul

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

He got WHAT

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Just had chick fil a for the first time..and I’m willing to name my first kid after them 😳😳😳

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Bald niggas scare me cuz I feel like they all on the same team

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Don’t do drugs kids or else you’ll end up like this guy.

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

:)!

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Had to call into work sick all week cuz of that YouTube couple I’ve never heard of breaking up :(

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@benjaminlaflare

8 years

Man Im so waste I got so high last night why did i go outta my way to I to make this my lock screen?

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Imagine watching Black Mirror w Lil Wayne. Idk where I’m going this but just imagine it.

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

These are my kids everybody. Pls be nice.

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Hala madrid

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Love having drinks w the homies!!!

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@benjaminlaflare

1 year

@avisualgame Boring!?!?!?!? The doc is great.

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

7 years

Me: "excuse me, which aisle has the unconditional love and support?" Walmart employee:

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

One of my best investments ❌🧢

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

Butt ass naked listening to old Coldplay.

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

@im_your_density Stone cold Steve Austin got sum to say bout this but I digress

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

Ayo why tf my cat sit like that

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@benjaminlaflare

4 years

Ppl who hate Coldplay also hate baby animals and world peace

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

7 years

Work construction during the days and jerk off butt naked (socks still on tho) on chat roulette.

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@benjaminlaflare

5 years

If she snore obnoxiously loud when she sleep then her pussy elite

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

7 years

There’s only 2 types of women in this world. The WHORES who poop/fart and the QUEENS that don’t. My name is benji mane la flare and goodnight.

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Benji N the Jets

@benjaminlaflare

8 years

Whyyy u worried about how my tattoos gonna look in the future when u should be worried about how ur ugly lookin ass looks in the present??

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Well....okay???

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@benjaminlaflare

6 years

Jussie smollett gotta be in the top 3 easily

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6 years

Top 5 dumbest people alive 1. Females that go back to their abusive exes 2. Shaun King 3. Amy Schumer 4. Dudes that pay for premium snapchats 5. Jack Dorsey

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