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benny polizzi

@benedictpolizzi

2 months

come see me! ᵃⁿᵈ ˢⁿᵃᵖ ᵐʸ ᵃˢˢ ʷ ᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵐ’ˢ ᵏⁱᵗᶜʰᵉⁿ ᵗᵒʷᵉˡ 🎟️

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all guys do is talk about dudes

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name a bigger downgrade

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guys naming random football players for no reason

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finally someone found it

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FOX’s NFL team graphics (1995)

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god of all pens

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guys trying not to say the word “parlay” for 1 hour

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my first time at ✨DISNEY WORLD✨

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bartenders doing laundry

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guys naming random NFL players

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dads at restaurants

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best interview ever

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girls in 3rd grade

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a cold beer after a long day 😌

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dads on new year’s eve

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i’m gonna say what needs to be said: basketball was better when it was like this

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name a bigger lie

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Baby girl 💕

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what was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child?

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every 90’s movie trailer

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got a blue diamond implanted into my forehead

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guys at a Super Bowl party

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bro omg

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office language 101

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did you have the same backpack from 3rd grade through senior year or do you have a lake house

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indianapolis in 30 seconds

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in honor of the Indy 500

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every convo at the office

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*goofy movie pizza has entered chat*

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No pizza looks better than the pizza in the Home Alone movies

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lining your tire up at the carwash

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every uber driver’s pic

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home olympics

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10 months

CAN THEY FLUSH THE END ZONE PAINT TO THE WHITE LINE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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The @rosebowlgame field is set for @UMichFootball & @AlabamaFTBL #uniswag

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every gas pump

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guys who wear these to restaurants please don’t take my girl i’ll do whatever you want

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the law states your mom has to vacuum when the best part of the show is on

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when dads see camo

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nothing worse than biting into one of these and it being CUSTARD

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guys after haircuts

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finish the lyrics 🎶 #IndianaLand

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dads at restaurants

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explicit 90’s toy commercial

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fav formation: SHOTGUN

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Ben Polizzi Marian University, Wide Receiver 2012-2014

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happy 4/20

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best interview ever

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i pledge allegiance to the flag

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moms always add an “s”

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girls during fall

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Brosetta Stone

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my dad taking back the whopper jr’s w/ mayo on them

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POV: it’s 2005 and your sister’s cool bf picks you up

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mad dad on halloween

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guys with jeeps

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everyone knows a scott

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modern fear factor

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every self checkout

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if girls were dogs

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driving in indianapolis

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pop quiz

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me before i go to Twin Peaks

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bodybuilding riding a motorcycle 🤝 being 5’8

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if guys were dogs

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dad pop quiz

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midwesterners at an intersection

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white guys when joe rogan says anything

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office small talk

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sales guy interview

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dads can’t just say “dollars”

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new sandals! who wants to smoke cigs at the mall

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dads during surgery

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What movie traumatized you as a child?

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don’t cry bc it’s over smile bc it happened

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guys trying not to say the word “crypto” for 7 minutes

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another day of pretending i know what bomboclaat means

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desperate uber driver

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baseball player interview

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best Fall starbucks order

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how much was that taco? $4.20? DOH GOD

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Victory Taco Monday @ColtonHerta

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4th of July but i’m on my … 5th 🍻 GEEZ

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Guys at cookouts

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TikTok dads

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BREAKING: New candidate is taking control of all parties

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you just had to be there

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you ever run a mile and just think damn that’s like 6 ritz crackers

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sports anchor highlight reel

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Give us your best dad joke about beer.

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dads during walks

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how Southerners talk

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pass me the GINgerbread -JOHNSON

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Guys on Christmas

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no one gets more offended than a guy who used to play baseball

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in traffic at the #indy500

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line cook interview

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ESPN

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𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙪𝙤 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 👀

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direct deposit: +$1400 me at the gas station: i’ll take the pistachios

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pass me the cranberry…👀… ᵃⁿᵈ ᵛᵒᵈᵏᵃ DOH GOD

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Guys on thanksgiving

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craft brewery interview

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you’re reading this with one leg on top of the other

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girls during fall p.2

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moms in the morning

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