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If I have to defend this whole garden, I’m the worst. If I have to defend this small area, I’m the best.” -Johan Cruyff

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how i'm going to be celebrating tonight
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@FGRFC_Official
Forest Green Rovers
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Last night’s results means our relegation from @SkyBetLeagueTwo is confirmed. #WeAreFGR 💚
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whats wan-bissaka ever done?
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@ben366486451371
ben
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@Gideoomatic thoughts?
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sacking this man was a huge huge mistake. a project that was progressing nicely ruined by an uneeded nostalgia signing. id have him back in a heartbeat.
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Roy hodgesons fulham team were what people thought De Zerbis brighton would be.
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fulham in the relegation zone again. when will people learn. they arent a yoyo team anymore.
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That time of year where I get to make a fancy spreadsheet and get people to call me a twat for it
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how badly fulham are run really isnt talked about enough. literally the only reason they have player like Palinha is because Marco Silva persuaded him to come all by himself. their DOF is only in the job because his dad owns the club. londons oldest club deserves much better
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most overrated player in the world right now.
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@JxmesCPFC @_Harkin awwwww look at you tweetng a delusional take on a friday night.
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@CFCNoni fluke goal against villas b team. 120mill being repaid at last. enzos on fire🥶🔥
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Marco Silva 👏. one of the best in the league. elite coach.
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@liam_sokell @mkizzy_26 @RegistaCall anthony gordon without 70 yards of space to run into
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@Bk8iP3 "La Axa" harvey elliot made his senior debut aged 15 AT FULHAM not liverpool. to be honest his game hasnt devloped much since then either.
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@secondtierpod not as pathetic as this tweet.
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@AstridWett thats what happens when you fill an electric car with petrol
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@EBL2017 @TheGaffer_86 dont give a flying fuck if vidic was "too agressive in duels and sub-elite in possession" he won everything in football and player of the year TWICE. take your liverpool tinted glasses off and be serious.
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Tom Cairneys always been a player ive liked. no idea why tbh?
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@ben366486451371
ben
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Marco Silva is the premier leagues most underrated manager. hes turned Fulham from a yoyo club to a team that nobody find easy to play against. all whilst losing his top scorer in the summer. deserves huge credit.
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@OdeMagical @abzinooo10 never going to happen
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@OJxMiller @TheLfcKop mainoos better now and will be even better in a few years.
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fulham,forest and bournemouth disagree
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so called big clubs. cringe.
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@YNWADUB @TheLfcKop "never be able to live up to the hype created" seem to remeber that you lot hyped harvey elliot nonstop for him be stuck with the U21s whilst Mainoo went straight to the first team. if anyone fails to live up to the hype its liverpool players.
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@liam_sokell @mkizzy_26 @RegistaCall 40 goals and assists last season. gordon doesnt even have 40 goals in his career. scouse dan james.
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first player born this century to score a proffessional hattrick.
@DazzerFFC
dazzer
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your call ryan, it’s time to come home
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@cagiago_ teddy sheringham and Andy Cole hated each other at united. didnt stop them winning the treble together though.
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@thfcmicah @InvertTheWing nope we didnt. dane scarlett is the second coming of theo walcott though.
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@ellis_platten this was on sale when they won the Championship a few years ago. its a cheeseboard.
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@zeeshanxz @ManUtd Wayne rooney hasnt scored 800 goals.
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@DavidcondronLfc @FootballCliches anyone who gets a club like fulham to a european final after keeping them up just two seasons before is an excellent manager.
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@UtdXclusive old trafflood
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@ManUtd theres a man at the Hotel in Rotherham which has been stormed by far right thugs and set on fire hes wearing a united shirt. if he is identified please can he be issued with a life long ban from Old Trafford and anything United related. Hes the opposite of what the club
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@tylerduran21 @caitiedelaney wouldve gone like this
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@Afc_Duloh @nealmaupay_ united won that game by the way,
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@lfcszo8o @TenHagEra so your academy is full of players in their mid 20s? bit weird.
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@apolloshotuded nope "sarr" is closer to skipp than mainoo.
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@Joshua_MCI @cagiago_ doku is a malnourished adama traore pal.
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@OfficialVizeh i cannot wait for him to leave our club. its a massive elaphant in the room. hope he isnt even allowed to report to preseason
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@owenthfc__ the don.
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@DarthMusk10 @caldotheapache @50PlusDoner americas a a shambles with two geriatrics running for president
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i genuinely believe that if there is a club that potential investors should be looking at its Fulham. its got great hugely loyal support who stick by the club through thick & thin(and they have had A LOT of thin times) give them owners who care and they could become a real force
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@warpaintdanny islington where the Emirates is. has a labour council and is in Jermy Corbyns constituency, please never change scousers.
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@masiglory except hes quadruple the player gilomour ever was or will be
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if yashited were serious back in 2020
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@DONTM1SSS @bennufc_18 @yehblitzed when "miley" pockets the entire liverpool midfield talk.
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@umirf1 played like that on two days training this week. whilst not fully fit. elite elite talent.
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@TheAnfieldVault @SkySportsPL nope its nemaja vidic. signed for a fraction of the price and had triple the amount of sucess that the worlds best "aura" defender has. crucial to a champions league and premier league double as well.
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@clinicalkai by that logic Ozils turkish
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@erasto110 @brfootball nope. 1) he cant enter the USA 2) he'll be 40 by then.
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@TheBarmyArmy easy. the swing on this delivery is just ubeliveable
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@Astro_x_thunder @malrkay the goal was declan rices fault and you know it.
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saying "go support fulham" like they arent a club with a better manager better players and a better stadium than brentford.
@BrentfordHive
The Brentford Hive
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It's taken me a while to complete it but FINALLY, the Brentford FT tier list is complete! 🐝 Over 50 Brentford accounts have been ranked (for fun) by me. This has taken over a week to make, so I'd really appreciate any re-tweets or comments, thank you everyone! #BrentfordFC
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@yehblitzed graveyboats is up there with rashdecsions.
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@JamesSCFC_ ajax 96/97 won the "proper" treble whilst going undefeated domestically as well.
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@TheRealJamDog @Ifcj__ midtable striker.
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@nascubed @Gideoomatic rashford scord 30+ goals not that long ago btw.
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@xoogim0 he scored multiple important goals to get us there. including against Anderlecht after Zlatans knee exploded.
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this is actually arsenal slander tbh. three clubs with more european heritage than you.
@ThePeakSanti
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"European champions"
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@TheUnitedWay26 Case got a three game ban for pulling Hughes shirt he didnt even touch his neck
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@AntonyPriceTag i dont have that kind of money - richard hammond
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@aest_avenger @ValvRmfc telles a star? he scored fluke free kicks every six months for porto and scored one flukey volley at united. bang average player who got lucky.
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@Nufc2Everything @IvyZ2347 @AdamCrafton_ next youll be saying the saudis "allegedly" murderd Jamal Khashoggi
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@_seedneyy_ @utdbrxy he wanted declan rice FOR YEARS the club refused. then they signed a washed 36 year old instead.
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@AstridWett @UtdOptimist dont care. it looks like this and its the european equivelent of Sky Bet League One.
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@scrapytweets @LeahRayAFC shame its a fucking shit one.
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this is quality 😭😭😭
@FulHambone
FulhamBone
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In a day and age when most club commentators are monotonous robots, we have ones willing to near scrap opposition fans mid game. I’ll take the getting names wrong all day.
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@OluwaseunRilwan @FPLProp he was at VIlla. guardiola ruined him
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@CFCshq2 @CFCNoni enzo cant chat to van de beek let alone Mainoo lmao.
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@fuadyabz23 nope we werent and alot of people didnt. oh and by the way remember the team that stopped Liverpool having 24 wins from 24? Oles United thats who.
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@cfc_farouq @UTDFat he contributed as much as rhain brewster did when liverpool won the 2019 champions league.
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@FredAfc1 @Stephenjd88 @AFC_Monty_ @tobaymusic @GNev2 @afcstuff nope he didnt. Pep was doing it at bayern whilst arteta was still playing
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@dhur1m @LFC_achilles mainoo is what you guys wish smith rowe was btw
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@secondtierpod everyone saying other players he scored 81 goals in a 101 games or 0.8 gpg. and there was a stage in his 43 goal 21/22 season when he was averaging 1.25 goals a game. greatest championship striker ever.
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@ryan_murton realistically he'll get you promoted lose the first seven games and be sacked by october.
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@LFCMinty yes we can.
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@LFCNrjj mainoos won two of those already.
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@t_tjwright @TheOfficialFNG peaceful? what the fuck is peaceful about setting a hotel on fire or burning down a library?
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go on cook me.
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@Gideoomatic joeover or we're barack
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@UtdRobert recreating this moment
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@OddAlerts @TenHagWay it not a title challenge when you throw away a 15 point lead. thats a bottle job
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@Ammar19061988 @Polo763_ omar barrada and dan ashworth? or jason wilcox perhaps?
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@M0DaPeng "I'd pay good money to get this guy jumped"
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@LayCon69158314 @cagiago_ hojlunds scored 14 goals. not bad for a first season in england. people expected him to put up haaland level numbers because his name sounds slightly similair.
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Interactions low? My metamask wallet has been hacked and i need an instagram sugar daddy to help me with my essay and my account is hacked and i need sex.
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you sure about that baldy?
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@LfcShaunjudge
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Predicted Man Utd lineup today...
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@Logicull @SkySportsPL dermot gallaghers opinion is about as releavent as steven gerards premier league win count.
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@CharlieDemayor @blaclsteel @SkySportsPL no it does. if he doest score we lose 2-1
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@HazLFC97 @Llawllim41 21/22 champions league liverpool literally did the same. piss easy draw till the final.
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