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@being_moron

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Shit posting. Take my tweets seriously at you own risk.

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Joined June 2011
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3 years
Rahul Gandhi will become PM of India on 30-02-2029. Mark my words.!
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क्यूँ चौक गए ना। #NDTVKMKB
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😂😂
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When your DP is more appealing than your content !! 🤡🤡
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They are woking for their Company just as we all are doing for ours. Have respect for them too. 🙏 @zomatoin #ZomatoDeliveryGuy
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If Big RW accounts don’t give a damm to Like a Small RW accounts, then why the fcuk we keep liking their tweets blindly !!
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Life Journey of Raj Babbar over the years..
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Fish are more safe in West Bengal than BJP workers.
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Is!am is not a religion. It is just a Union on Stone Pelters and Terrorists.
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4 years
Girls needs to be HIGH to marry such a man! #DeepikaPadukone Depression
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@spectatorindex can’t both companies mix their formula and comes up with 184.5% efficiency rate.
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Why do Miss Universe is always from Earth?
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Now who did this ? 😂😂
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Cleared CA ... 🥳
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Girls apologizes when they sneeze, but not when they are wrong...
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I did CA for two reasons : 1. Not to join my Father’s Business. 2. To see my Mom’s smiling face in front of Jealous Relatives.
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Israel is 22,000 sq km in area and fighting for every inch of their land. Nehru Ji gifted 38,000 sq kms to China and still regarded as greatest PM of India.
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Poor headmaster Son was selling fire crackers on diwali and Police arrested him. Such a Shame.... #Muslimlivesmatter #ShameOnMumbaiPolice
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I voted Narendra Modi in elections but class XII students are enjoying its benefits
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Series of Event... I looked at you, you looked at me aur ho gayi muskil..... #kunalkamra #RahulGandhi
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Rahul Gandhi is a Politician Uddhav Thackeray is a CM Rajdeep Sardesai is a Journalist NDTV is a News Channel Kunal Kamra is a Comedian Dhruv Rathee is an Analyst Congress is a Nationalist Party Islam is a Religion of Peace Tell me better jokes than these!
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Pakistanis Army ready with their F-16 fighter jets. #ReadyForWar
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No, he is still in his sperm mode 🤣 #RanveerIsJoker
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I support BJP She support TMC ab kya karu ?
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Narendra Modi : Please stay Indoor. Lavanya from South Delhi : Why should I leave Delhi and stay Indore.
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Bangalore’s Silk Board traffic after everyone start speaking Kannada..
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Ukraine seeking intervention of India despite the fact that the same country voted against India in UNSC in 1998 against its nuclear test. Karma is a bitch !
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Muzlims don’t paid a single penny and still using Public Roads for offering N @maz . I have paid my Car Road Tax for next 5 years. Can I use it for organising my weekend get togethers ??
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3 years
Hey @swiggy_in my food delivery guy again lost his way in Arabian Sea. 🤷‍♂️
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Why this discrimination.? 🥺🥺
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Hey @ImranKhanPTI , I want to host India’s Independence Day celebration party at your Residence. Pls book for 14th & 15th August and comfirm.
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Sooner or later, Mamta Banerjee to start collecting Jizya Tax in West Bengal.
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Do girls still appreciate long walks ? star gazing ? Hand Written letters ? Poetries ? Flowers ? Street food dates ? Anything a poor guy can afford ?
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If Eiffel Tower was built by Mughals.
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“Losing and Losing are part of game. I have been losing in RCB for many years so this is not new for me. But feeling bad for Rohit, Bumrah, Pandya and other MI players who are not use to such humiliating defeat. Any way lets move on & have happy & noise free Diwali”. #INDvNZ
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Every time you open instagram, girls be like..
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I need this hair style 😂
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When you visit client place as Internal Auditor. Statutory Auditor
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When Arvind Kejriwal gives free electricity and water, entire left ecosystem praises. When Narendra Modi declares free vaccine, then its misuse of Tax Payers money. Hypocrisy !!
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Every one wants Responsible Prime Minister but no one wants to be a Responsible Citizen..
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Covid is like Communism, came from China and now staying in Kerala.
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MAKE PAKISTAN INDIA AGAIN 🇮🇳
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ! #DonaldTrump #JoeBiden
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She was on . He was on . Unki family ko rista manjoor nahi tha, kyunki unki Com alag thi.
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If steroids aren’t allowed in sports, why is makeup is allowed in beauty competitions ?
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Ban Google India too.. 😂
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When you order Baby Corn Manchurian but its Delhi...
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After Elon Musk acquired Twitter to get Freedom of Speech, Panelists to acquire Republic TV from Arnab Goswami to get Freedom to Speak.
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@priyankac19 @zoo_bear she was in jail for 40 days… though you being a woman never get shocked on this…
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Can’t Hindus put loudspeaker in each Temples and chant Gayatri Mantra for 5 times a day ?
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Tell me one achievement of Rahul Gandhi in Politics, I will vote him for the rest of my life ?
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🇺🇸: He is a Chartered Accountant 🇮🇳: Yeh pura din twitter par extend due date ka tweet karta hai.
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If your phone can copy this, change the pilot ▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ ◢◤█▀████▄▄▄▄▄▄◢◤ █🐒█▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ ◥█████◤ ══╩══╩══
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When Arvind Kejriwal was born, Doctor said ‘Jiska darr tha, wahi hua’
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If begging was an olympic sports, Pakistan would have won every medal of it.
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This is how it started. This is how it its going on.
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Apple is in talk with Mamta Banerjee to use her Plaster Anti Privacy Technology in upcoming iPhone 13 models.
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Tell me a bigger Joke than Islam is Religion of peace.
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@TheSquind Palestines in 2080
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Dekh kya raha hain, 2024 main bhi main hi aa rha hoon..
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All becaz I am a SMOL Account 🙂
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Graduation to both of you ...😂
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@FarOutAkhtar A forced conversion is never from the heart.
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If I had to choose between Delhi and Mumbai, I will choose Bangalore.
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Yeh Hum hai. Yeh Humari Missile hai. Aur yeh humari Pawri ho rahi...
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If life makes you Chopra, be Neeraj and not Priyanka.. #NeerajChopra
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Customer going to return the product but mistakenly used it on its way back to shopkeeper.
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What Sachin is to Cricket is now Narendra Modi to Politics..! Modi-Modi #Emotions ❤️
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Katrina Kaif’s wedding ceremony will be as Secret as her acting skills in Movies. #VickyKatrinaWedding
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Hiroshima wanted to become a singer. But due to US bombing : Hiroshima Nagasaki
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Mithun Chakraborty handling violence by TMC worker after joining BJP. #mithunchakraborty #ModirSatheBrigade
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Just a picture of mumbaikar meeting his girlfriend at chembur after rain..
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Bangladesh doesn’t have an Olympic team because all who can run, jump or swim have already crossed the border and settled in West Bengal.
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If I had to choose between Mumbai and Delhi, I will choose Bangalore.
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Bring NRC, Save our Country! #मोदी_जी_NRC_लाओ
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Two things are certain : 1. Death 2. Narendra Modi becoming PM in 2024.
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Today they are coming as Refugees. Tommorow they will say : ‘किसी के बाप का हिंदुस्तान थोड़ी है’
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Requesting Salman Bhai to release #Radhe in China too. We want to take revenge from China for spreading COVID in India..
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Iron Man of India who work relentlessly towards a strong and united India. #SardarVallabhbhaiPatel
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Only female from whom I got kiss till date. #KissDay #valentinesday
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Kutta Palo, Billi Palo, Par yeh galatfehmi matt palo ki, Hindus are safe in India.
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When Swara Bhaskar was born, Doctor said ‘ Jiska Darr tha wahi hua’
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Rahul Gandhi can’t provide Internet connectivity in his Wayanad Constituency and will free China Occupied Aksai Chin in 15 mins.
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What Cristiano Ronaldo did to Coca Cola while interviewing, Woke Liberal does to Logic while arguing.
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During Interrogation Aryan Khan told NCB that he was not present on cruise on 2 Oct. Woh Vijay aur uski Family ke saath Panaji gaya tha Satsang main aur waha Paav Bhaji khayi thi. #AryaanKhan
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Someone : What are you doing on Valentine Day ? Single Me *
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Leaked Photo of @Ra_Bies sir of Valentine Day.
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5’10 Guy O /|\ / | \ / \ / \ 5’1 Girl : I need 6’2 guy / \ O / \ /|\ / \
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As per Sources : US agreed to supply vaccine raw material to India, after Arvind Kejriwal threatens to show his Corona Advertisement on US TV channels...
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Yaha kya Bakch*di chal raha hai koi samjha do bhai..
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Education Minister of France. 😌
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RIP! May his soul unrest in hell! #RajdeepSardesai
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Pro Tip : Don’t get attached to people you meet online.
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