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@beaverBuster2

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im a Gamer, Lover, disabled (neurodetergent) and single 😉

United States
Joined August 2020
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5 months
A thread of days that I shower:
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4 years
@222yumii He’s too generous I would say 6/10
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4 years
Be honest am i sexy
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4 years
Will I ever get a girlfriend?
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9 months
@killmefam name gotta be Harold
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2 years
@melaniaonlyfanz @killmefam Call me booth the way she Wilkes my John
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2 years
@SmokeRuntz made grammas old recipe. RIP ❤️
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5 months
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6 months
@SmokeRuntz @allnick only thing around you profiting is the buffet nigga RT
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11 months
@notdiin spray it with windex. usually fixes it within a couple minutes
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6 months
@onlyyagirl_ nothing better than a white girl who doesn’t shower, farts nonstop, and dabbles in the dark arts
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5 months
@viperdemie shut up!!!! u only have 5 years of face and boobas left
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6 months
@bankingslut a little history lesson on tipping:
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4 years
@__Sumii__ @dracubina It’s a doordash number not their real number
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6 months
@hondacrvthe3rd i’m sending my (non-binary) killer kamikaze pigeon to ur location!!!
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9 months
@slayworldalby born alone, die alone no matter who your man is - ben shapiro
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4 years
I’m getting bullied I’m am going to Kms 😣
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11 months
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6 months
@viperdemie @divfee period pussy tastes like nickels and quarters and nigga i’m all about my money 💯
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5 months
@jennshere2stay i might not be a cowboy but i can take you for a ride on my big green wiener
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3 years
@tayo099 @aquaxmlna @Abstrvct Thinks for lending some small condoms bro. you a real one
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9 months
@ktqtpie i feel nothinf i took 23 percs .&
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2 years
@JefferyWerkins @Rap I will assemble my Roblox clan to assist
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@beaverBuster2
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9 months
@normalkay i would 1. assess the situation and make sure you are okay ❤️ 2. apologize for being in the way and pay for all the damage to your car out of my own pocket 3. apologize again for being an inconvenience
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11 months
@addictionlipa @DUALIPA mid on a good days
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8 months
@Viperous mine are locked in a cage 😔
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5 months
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6 months
@soychotic first, we are gonna need a coherent sentence 🤓
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2 years
@biscuittts No Bitches at All Ever Store®™ NOW HIRING !
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6 months
@torweee you look just like my cousin/fiancé, if only i was across from you at that table…. 😍
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5 months
@carobunga funny thing is, that hole is actually too small for beavis 😂
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3 years
@a_roach06 2625 3736 7263 2727 03/24 986 90246 #dumbass it’s easy
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6 months
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5 months
@onlyyagirl_ you’re the real life Marla Singer from fight club
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6 months
currently microdosing cyanide #SaturdayVibes
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4 years
It should be illegal to drive this drunk
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4 years
Unbelievable
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11 months
@upblissed nah best ever. i’m beating my shit harder than chris brown hit that one girl
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2 years
@JxffreyP @doofwxrd when that vid came out I felt like a Great Dane that hadn’t eaten since the titanic cap sized
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6 months
@IushwrId i love talking while i’m in game haha
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8 months
@normalkay hope y’all have fun!!! i made dinner for you sweetheart when you come home!! ♥️
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5 months
@AkNot47x @SmokeRuntz @imajuggaddict cuz real lean is only sold by slater
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3 years
@ColeKamil @lnx5000 @Meatfighterr I could rock your shit. Doesn’t matter how tall i am
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10 months
@Clairecaress i hate you 💙
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11 months
@mszrsmerci i would simply mind my own business
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7 months
@malware_yml you’re right. it’s actually a markup language which means it’s a step up from a programming language requiring even more effort, brain power, time, and practice.
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6 months
@MariamStuc75116 @bigdumb_baby cash app me $90 and i’ll send it
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7 months
@thetradingchick if my cousin reading this, you already know 🤤
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8 months
@killmefam perhaps we need to do a clinical trial
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11 months
@geka415 maybe 5 to a 5.5
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5 months
@basic_chanel she’s getting mad at me for not showering and she makes me feel terrible
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4 years
@fairyinfilm @shr1mpy33 @lxn3w01f @nayone_jibril @222yumii Make fun of me one more time and I’ll bust your cheeks
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7 months
@sexymigraines congrats!!!! do you sell content???
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6 months
@viperdemie i’d go inside and respect my wife/cousin
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6 months
imagine you jacking off at work in 2001 and a plane hits the window
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5 months
@viperdemie he just like me fr
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4 years
@killmefam when he said that i shit my pants 🤯 🤯 🤯
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@beaverBuster2
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10 months
@thetradingchick only be yourself if yourself is cool and likable.
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11 months
@kotatheartist me (on 400mg of adderall)
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9 months
@0xsillyrice i let them accumulate on my gaming keyboard until the keys get stuck then i use a butter knife to scrape it out and then i eat it!!!
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11 months
@veefroggy i got $2.27 that says you didn’t wear that outside the house
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10 months
@malware_yml it is with honor to confirm that it is in fact, mutual
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11 months
@thetradingchick you can’t give me a jar of your toe nail clippings!!
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6 months
@skatie420 @elonmusk shut up you wannabe autistic gay goth britney spears clone
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11 months
@AmbushAB @AcieTwitch not very professional clothes for waitresses
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10 months
@thetradingchick hate when someone is alive next to me on a plane
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1 year
@hondacrvthe3rd if you were a car, this would be you
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6 months
@hondacrvthe3rd you ever been with a guy with a blackberry (me)
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6 months
@tiny_kiri clicking buttons in github desktop >>>
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3 years
@SmokeRuntz @pigeonburger This my webkinz password chill out
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4 years
@GoatInHumanForm @222yumii They’re Koreans what can you expect
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7 months
@thetradingchick describes me perfectly hahahaha
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11 months
@ihyviper i would drag my balls through a rusty trash compactor just to have a 1 * 10^9999 chance of being one of those grains of rice
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10 months
@runaway_vol the correlation between correlations is 8 something
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8 months
@runaway_vol just secured a 10 year $450,000 loan at 35% APY on a hot dog stand. god is good 😅✅
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10 months
@Deviled_meggs_ not cute. delete now
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2 years
@SmokeRuntz Shaking and farting uncontrollably just thinking about it
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10 months
@Liathetrader my great grandma almost suffered the same fate when she was on robinhood buying thousands of $RICK shares while sitting on the tracks
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8 months
@hondacrvthe3rd would you lick a metal flag pole when it is 2 degrees
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8 months
@communemami if your car has paddle shifters it probably has race mode too 😎. switch from Park to “R” 🏎️
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8 months
@generic_void facts thank god i’m not white👨🏿
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5 months
@megantheevalium i just divorced my wife of 17 years. perhaps 🤔, you will find that comfort with me
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11 months
@hondacrvthe3rd i’m starting to think you aren’t a honda crv
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5 months
@trxpgoth @NOTcasanovah he gave my pet dog hiv
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7 months
@runaway_vol @unapodder it’s the powerhouse of a Buick LaSabre
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9 months
@malware_yml “i’ve got over $12 in passive income so far”
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5 months
@jezzlynrae i knew i smelled anchovies in here
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11 months
@drejs2107 @trunarla facts. they probably save 200k plus a year. act broke to stay rich
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10 months
@wigger imagine being afraid of water 💦 💦
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9 months
@runaway_vol i am emotionally stable, focused, and confident
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5 months
@BillRatchet maybe spend less on candles?
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9 months
@illegalth0t Stooooop. this tweet is hurting my brain. What does it mean?!?!?
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1 year
@Trixxxy19 Ok what will I be looking for?
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6 months
@runaway_vol so why isn’t bernie sanders sharing his house with me
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10 months
@gabipabie pls stop posting pics of my yard !!!
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5 months
@yuhfavlatina 🙋 i have 42,000+ hours on steam
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