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- I'm nex, 30s, they/he
โ frequently nsfw, NO MINORS
โ mostly steddie, stommy/ie
- i draw
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โ I write fic @/whateverokayFINE
โ๏ธCurrent fics:
#MBADfic
(OF steddie) & Small Weird Loves (stommie)
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Steve giving Eddie a nice head scratch, until Eddie does a little accidental whine and Steve teases him like "haha, you're like a puppy" and Eddie has to get up and leave before he makes things awkward with his friend. ๐พ
eddie likes to ask steve to slap him around a bit because he wants to feel all fuzzy and not think Too Hard because there's too many thoughts in his nerdy brain and he just wants to focus on how nice steve's big hands feel.
Eddie acting gross and super confident in front of his band mates about all the weird shit he wants Steve to do to him when in reality heโs like:
โSteve ๐ฅบ can u uhโฆโฆ. Choke me a littleโฆ. Maybe spit in my mouthโฆ.. only if u wantโฆ. If thatโs grossโฆ.. thenโฆ.forget itโฆโ
eddie waking up to find 5 of his beloved squishmallows on the floor, wondering how long they've been down there for, if they're cold. and rolls over to see steve, nice and warm and cuddled in blankets and probably fucking PUSHED all his mallows onto the grOUND
everyone crashing at Steve's house including Eddie, he then overhears Steve singing in the shower and it's a ZTEEV song and he sounds exactly like ZTEEV and come to think of it, looks kinda like ZTEEV???? Eddie gets so flustered that he walks home without shoes on.
Steve telling Eddie all the freaky shit him, Carol and Tommy used to do together. One time Carol pegged Tommy while Tommy sucked Steveโs dick and Eddieโs just listening like: ๐ซ โI was literally a virgin before I met you and I almost came my pants while we were making out soโ
Steve morning routine: wake up 6am, jog, smoothie, shower, skincare
Eddie morning routine: wake up when Steve comes back from jog, faceplant into his armpit, go back to bed, wake up, shower jerk off, get Steve to brush hair because itโs getting tangled at the back again, coffee
age gap, silverfox Steve:
Steve is grateful for Wayne Munson moving into the neighborhood. He's happy he has someone closer to his age to shoot the shit with, and he's thankful for the company now that he's divorced. Wayne's a great guy, funny as hell, and hard-working.
"steve i want you to pretend ur a big bad wolf and u find me all helpless in the forest and u catch me and bring me to ur wolf den and i'm all like "AHHH don't huurt me big bad wolf hehe, don't eaaatt meeeee ohhhh noooo" and u tear off my clothes and howl at the moon andโ babe?"
eddie, running out of the bathroom completely naked, is holding a spider he caught to bring it outside to release it. steve is in the corner of the shower cowering and being a baby until eddie gets back.
Steve drunk and giggly laying with Eddie on the roof of his trailer staring at his face. Eddieโs like โwhy u always lookin at me like that, man?โ teasing kinda joking around and Steve goes โhas anyone ever told you you have nice lips?โ And he traces his finger along his top lip
Eddie is sometimes a little aggressive with how much physical affection he gives Steve, just because he has a sudden urge to like kiss him or squish him or bite him. Like theyโd just be sitting and Eddie will squish his cheeks and give him a big kiss!
Steve putting Eddieโs wrists in handcuffs and fucking him until he notices Eddieโs laughing. Because the sound of the cuffs jingling is apparently really funny. So now theyโre both laughing softly, between little moans trying to make that exact jingly noise again.
Eddie helps his hot older neighbour Steve with some tech stuff since โheโs too old to understand any of thisโ. The guys like 50 and he says Eddies generation is better with this stuff. Steve wants the pics and vids he took โdigitalizedโ. Eddie gets Steves SD card and slots it
loooove love fics where steve's like "i look at eddie. i think he's very hot. i like his face. his lips but he's probably. he probably doesn't like men. i think about guys sometimes. in a sexy way. like eddie, what would that be like?"
Tumblr user @/ steddieismybrainrot drew the date chapter from MBAD RAAAAAHHHHHHHH Iโm pretending to be normal. Strawberry lipgloss Steve n ghostface Eddie I mush them together.
#steddie
#steveharrington
#eddiemunson
#ghostface
Eddie making PowerPoint slides whenever heโs super into something and wanting to convince Steve. Steve makes them a big deal, like heโll pop some popcorn and let Eddie get all dramatic about โthis is a 50 slide presentation on why you should let me bring home that cat I sawโ
Eddie feeling weird for wanting to ask Steve to "make it hurt" while they fuck but Steve's been waiting for the "what are u super into" talk. they're both too awkward to initiate it + they just end up having vanilla sex for months until it accidentally happens.
eddie using random lotion to jerk off, leaves it on the table in the living room and forgets about it. a few days later, steve comes in smelling like really familiar cocoa butter and eddie gets hard.
eddie likes humping things, it doesnโt have to be penatrative. he just likes to hump pillows, Steveโs leg, Steveโs thighs, he loves just rubbing against Steeeevieee
when ur buddy scratches ur hair n it feels so fucking good that u can't help but make a stupid little sound and he calls u a puppy about it, are we popping a boner or not lads?
i'm sorry to say but sub eddie is so fucking good. like i've been saying this since the beginning but also i go "ugh yknow i like all dynamics" but u can't convince me otherwise that subspace wouldn't be good for him, like to stop overthinking shit, to feel secure and safe
i love fics where steve's PURPOSFULLY wearing somethibg slutty and he;s like hehe hey eddie :+) wanna hang out :+) and all eddie can do is go AWWOOOOGAAAA
Steve walking into Eddieโs room and finds him jerking off, before either of them can say anything Eddie pulls his shirt over the tip of his dick and cums. couldnโt help it.
stuff i like in steddie fics
- steve is confident /snarky/ lil bitchy
- they're competitive
- if there's d/s dynamics they're both a bit cringe/ don't take themselves seriously
- eddie is a nerd and a menace
- eddie all bark no bite
- they're obsessed with each other
Eddie dealing to Tommy, he comes over and invites himself into the trailer and sees that Steveโs there too. The dude he used to hook up with all the time. Steveโs hair is messy and heโs shirtless ๐ง
@acinamunroll
steve being all "wow i can wrap most of my fingers around ur throat :)"
eddie "that's sooo interesting and totally not at all sexy, i don't have a boner right now at all."
let eddie call steve daddy one time please. twice maybe even. all the time. it started off as a joke and then spiraled into something else when eddie notices they both are into it..... steve's his daddy now.... doesn't have to worry about anything....
just saw a post on a sub where the guy was like hey gay cฤฏs man and my boyfriend is a gay trans man and we usually do it in the butt but we tried the front and I came in him. does plan b work for t guys? and that isโฆ. Steddieโฆ.
Steve laughing: you canโt just bite me while Iโm holding coffee babe.
Eddie: oh. I see. You dont love me anymore. Youโve never loved me. I see how it is. Thatโs okay. I just wish you told me earlier.
Steve hops into bed, feeling very sleepy. Eddieโs gonna stay up for longer to plan a campaign. He settles in and feels something weird and hard on his lower back, he grabs at it. Itโs a guitar pick. He feels the same thing against his thigh. Another guitar pick.
Silver fox Steve trying to rationalize hooking up with Eddie so they dry hump and Steveโs like โthis is fine, itโs okay because weโre not /actually/ having sex, Iโm not actually fucking my best friend Wayneโs nephew so he canโt get mad at meโ
listen, i was writing fic when sex scenes were called lemon. then i completely stopped being in fandoms when i became an adult and now that i'm in one and reading all these new terms??? like i didn't even know there was a term for certain situations!!!
Steveโs big hands cover most of Eddieโs face as he alternates between covering his mouth and nose and little quick slaps on his cheek. very good way to have ur boyfriend relax after a day of thinking too hard ๐ฅ
Eddie waking up with his dick and balls hanging out and his retainer in: what if this is just how people dressed normally? Like what would you do if I went out in public like this?
Steve still trying to wake up: oh my godโฆ
sorry I know this is another adure fic omg but the hc of eddie being used to being quite and Steve being loud makes me ๐ฎโ๐จ (steves trying to make eddie make noise hhuuuuuuuuuu babyyyyyy thatโs the tiiiickeeeet)
Eddie being overly dramatic when Steve doesnโt let him bite him whenever he wants (which is all the time, in public, or watching a movie, or cooking, or falling asleep)
This is the same Eddie that was supposed to be a quick post-divorce hookup. But, here he is. Smiling.
Saying, "Nice to finally meet you, Mr. Harrington"
eddie to jeff: haha yeah, and then i told him to [redacted] my [redcated] and then he [long beeping noise]
later with steve: baby... ๐ฅบcan u uh.... haha uh.... can...fuck...please can u.... slap my dick...."
ppl go Eddie canโt bottom and or sub (OR WORSE BOTH OMG) bcuz he has long hair n is pwetty bcuz thatโs making the ship heteronormative ๐ฅบ there is nothing heteronormative about two men fucking.
Eddie showing Steve his phone: watch this tutorial
Steve: on hair braiding?
Eddie: yeah, do this to me so it doesn't get all weird when i wake up
Steddie nightly routine: Steve braiding Eddie's hair so it doesn't get tangled