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मन हित्त में जारी.// Issued In Mental Interest.

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Joined September 2014
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 months
Hiring for District! Stellar talent is always welcome. Know anyone who enjoys building? Send them my way. RT for reach!
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Deepinder Goyal
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Coming soon.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
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Gangs of Adugodi
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Watching my Flatmate plan a wedding and I swear to god I just want someone to throw me a surprise wedding like a surprise birthday bash. I’ll give a budget, just get it done. Please.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
@TylerDinucci I have told at least 200 people about this verbally. Thank you for the clip, I now have proof.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 months
Looking for amazing Graphic Designers and Video Editors. If you know someone good please send them my way. RT for reach!
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Bangalore’s real swimming pool szn
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Here’s Alia, she’s 4-5 weeks old a tiny black and white stray. Undernourished and desperately in want of a forever home. If you know someone willing to adopt, please share this tweet with them
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
@glumirror Boy math
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Went to the Museum of Art and Photography- only to realise… I am the Art. 💪🏽
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
10 months
Anyone up for this in Delhi?
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Aakrit Vaish
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Jampad I have always been fascinated by the idea of an open braistorm session amongst aspiring founders. Ever since I learnt about when Travis Kalanick used to host these, and how Uber actually came out of it. Today we had our own version of the Jampad. 7 of us with varied
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
First swim of the season.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Delhi <> GGN traffic is pushing me to download an audible subscription fr. Send audiobook/ podcast reccos pls.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Casting on a new hobby.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
@instagram my account was hacked and I’ve tried literally everything to get it back. I have submitted 6 video proofs and now my email has also been changed. I’m receiving such emails from the hackers trying to extort money from my account. Please help.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 months
@itspsneha Hiring across the board, Sneha! What do you do?
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Was there some you but no face trend?
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Wrapped up 4 eps of succession today. No spoilers but it shows beautifully what grief brings out in different people. How coping can’t be linear, fast and “appropriate”.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
4 months
Anyone selling their boiler room ggn tickets, please DM.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
How Hope is surviving delhi winter.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
AFK as my cat has decided to sit on it.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
If you like a twist on your dosa, cannot recommend this place enough. They put white butter and masala on your dosa and it tastes heavenly. Chai is also 🤌🏼
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
If you’re braving the Delhi Winter and this is not you’re vibe? Rethink. Best 1k investment I’ve ever made.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
A line that will live rent free in my head for the next 15 years Swag Waali Pepsi Humara Bhai Sexy #KisiKaBhaiKisiJaan
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Scriptwriters won today.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Femme folk, get your mom’s sarees to make your shaadi szn outfits. Sustainable fashion wins.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Move over squirelly cat TV. My cat watches Nat Geo so intently that she’s mildly annoyed I’m disturbing her as she watched something educational.🤌🏼
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Someone created a scene in the theatre by passing bigoted comments and misbehaving. The hall collectively got the movie stoped, the people evicted and restarted the movie from a reasonable point. #LoveWins
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
3 months
What’s the most rewarding internship experience you’ve ever had? What were you expecting to learn from it? How could it have been better?
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
I really like how the Salman Khan movie features his old female co-stars that no one has given work to in years. #KisiKaBhaiKisiKiJaan
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Is there a spot in/ around bangalore where the Perseid meteor shower will be visible?
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Ladies! Just bring an eligible guy from your circle to Nachos singles mixers! All you gotta do is fill in the form, nominate 1 single guy from your circle and wait for a call from us.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Full BLR in Sepia filter rn.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
@championswimmer It’s also about locus of control. In a country like India with high competition for limited opportunities, folks who have not seen a ‘win’ or achieved their idea of success will want to keep an external locus of control. It helps them form a kinder view of themselves.
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Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Can someone meme Modi jis face when Chandrayaan landed pls
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Fixture your posture kids. Cc- @gognaa
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Lil electra
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
My young cousin has been struggling with constant and consistent hospitalisation. Looking for a psychologist based out of Delhi comfortable doing house and hospital calls If you know someone who is comfortable commuting to North Delhi. Please reach out. RT for reach!
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
What the fuck Instagram?
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
There is magic in following your natural curiosity & unfolding into your own genius. Knowledge is at the confluence of disciplines. There lies so much inherent power in the subjectivity of synthesization. Being curious about vastly varied disciplines is hence a super power
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Love how right after the national anthems; they immediately play “Lets get down to business” by Tiesto. #FIFA23
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
5 months
Looking for tech solutions that make screening applications for mass hiring easier for recruiters. I’m thinking video interviews with randomised questions. Any startups you may have heard of please plug them here or RT for reach!
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Oktober 🤝 Beer belly
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
10 months
Making a vision board for the first time in life. LFG🔥
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Ee saala cup rehn-de
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Every frame of the new Spider-Man movie is pure Art.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Beating long weekend blues with my new office bestie
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Farzi will lead to a lot more men wearing printed shirts with bold prints.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
It’s better to burn out than fade away.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 months
@ferroshious Graphic Designers, yes!
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Mai dil se genZ hi hoo bas meri lower back Mereko allow nahi karti.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
11 months
The slang for a girl getting arranged married in delhi is “fixed”. “XYZ got fixed”. Is it just me or that is just very debasing?
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Gurgaon-Delhi smog is downright dystopian.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Kindness takes so much more strength and resilience because everyone can be rude/misbehave when times are tough. It takes special mettle to be kind when you’re at your worst.
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People who mistake kindness for weakness end up with a lifetime of self-inflicted pain in their relationships, business & personal.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Sundays are for gedis with friends.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
How can every bride be the “prettiest bride” in successive shaadi stories. Shouldn’t the superlative have some meaning? Maybe change it to “Prettiest Bride YET” or “Prettiest Bride of Q1 2023” comeon
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Only want to be twitter famous so that customer support teams take me seriously when I complain about a product/ service.🫡
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
I’m dreaming about work- make it stop.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Watching the race on F1TV is just >>>>> The fact that I can hear all the conversation between Ham and Bono when I log into the drivercam view is just supreme viewing experience
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
What would a bobby deol body double be called? A bobby double.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Think I’m regressing back to the phase of having crushes on not people people. Heimdall in GOW: Ragnarok is hot.👀
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
BLR- please help with recommendations of good dermatologists (in person). Pls halp pls.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Waking up with cat cuddles- 100% recommend.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Throat infection mai garam paani bhi Nashe lagte hai.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Playing games to distract myself from a negative state of mind x reaching a level I’m not able to pass = this face. Lord save me why are my coping mechanisms so blegh
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
10 months
Merry Christmas to me 🥹 @gognaa
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Currently Sleeping in winters as though I am hibernating like a bear.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
10 months
Vanga’s movies single-handedly countering the declining testosterone trend.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Does anyone know young talented social media savvy folks in their network who’d be up for a kickass marketing internship? Pls help spread the word and ask them to DM me!
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
11 months
Spending 12 hours in office just to beat traffic.🥲
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Life hack: Use candles as hand heaters during winters.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Le Cat seems to be missing me 😭
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Hello BLR twitter- if you know someone who’s up for fostering/ adopting a female kitten (4-6 weeks old) please reach out. Have an abandoned kitten in my building. Please RT to spread this
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
9 years
"Relationship ko aagey badhaney ke liye fuck you nahi, fuck me boltey hai. " -Gargi Juneja.
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Manyata Malhotra
1 year
I’m going first day first show who’s coming?
@whysaharsh
Saharsh
1 year
salman khan doesnt care about anything anyone
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Hello you falling sick on a long weekend is sus. Except me. I’m really sick.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Being shamed for being too emotional should qualify as a superior form of gaslighting
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Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Silicon Valley >>>> Pitchers.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
When you want to comfort your human when they sick but you also afraid of germs.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
11 months
@NonFundedToken Only motivation to go is to attend Jonas brothers and make jijaji jokes.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Highly recommend keeping a travel journal. Have been noting down core memories from every trip I’ve taken this year. It keeps reminding me of the unique experiences, riveting conversations I may have had that may have slipped my mind otherwise.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Trying not to shame myself for reading fiction. Fiction shares stories that may make you learn life vicariously. Book 1 down.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
I am urgently looking for a preoccupied 2/3 bhk flat/apartment in Bellandur/ Sarjapur. Any help would be greatly appreciated @BangaloreRoomi @twitrbnb @fmrbangalore #shifting #Bangalore
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Proximity chat in COD MW is VERY entertaining. What a beautiful feature and it’s very entertaining to hear people from different nationalities trying to play together (aka killing each other)
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Having this urge to watch old Bollywood movies and shitpost…
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Twitter. I’m watching Bichoo. Are you ready?
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Just casually present in the corridors of our school. One of the only institutions I know that tries to breathe this ethos into the conscious minds of all students.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
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With the gradual decline of product tech, good tech talent should start migrating / consulting with legacy business to really add value. Legacy business tend to have shit tech talent leading to a huge loss of innovation and competitive advantage.
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Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Salman Khan gets his songs choreographed by his gym trainer. #kisikabhaijaankisikijaan
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Wow Bollywood had techno taste? I’m sure if this plays in a concert it will be considered a banger.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Stop. Hashtagging. Your. Wedding. Bas.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Finished this book before the OpenAI chatbot launched. If you have questions around implications of AI on Politics, Security, Human Identity and Enablement- some of the best minds in the world have tried to answer these.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Why does this “Understood” read like “nobody cares, stop crying”
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
@BeingSalmanKhan Sabka bhai, @gognaa ki jaan Love you, bhai.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
11 months
Office bestie is not in a good mood today :(
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
1 year
Boy math.
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@batmanyata
Manyata Malhotra
2 years
Is it legit to post-fix a call title with a scream?
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Manyata Malhotra
1 year
WTF @ThomasCookUK ?????
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