Camping in my 20’s: “I feel like I’m one with nature. I can’t imagine anything more rewarding.”
Camping in my 50’s: “I hope to God a snake bites me and I die.”
Then 5yo daughter: Holds my hand. Sits besides me on sofa. Hugs me when I leave for work.
Now 15yo daughter: Inconsolably furious because I wore a cap.
Viable excuses for not going to the gym:
-overslept
-pulled muscle
-couldn’t find a parking spot close to the entrance
-might have a headache
-climate change
I show my wife who’s boss by not making up the bed when she’s out of town but I don’t tell her because she would be very upset and no one wants that LOL
Me asleep with an imperceptible nose whistle, wife makes me go to the guest room.
The dog snores, farts, growls, and drools on the pillow, wife makes him the little spoon.