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@carlycosgrovepa /// what a great day to be alive 🏳️‍🌈 Philly • XXX • 🌈🐩⭐️🗡🌎🧦💎🦎💿⛓️ @darkglasselectronics

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Helen Barsz
4 months
New Carly Cosgrove album is out. Been waiting for this day since we started writing it cause I knew this record would be special. The past year of working on this has been filled with musical and personal growth. I am so damn proud. You can listen here:
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Helen Barsz
11 days
So nice of the Eagles to take the week off so that the city of Philadelphia of Philadelphia can focus all of its energy on hating the New York Mets this weekend
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Helen Barsz
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Ok anyways here is my plan to save Philadelphia and also all of sports - Separate Sixers stadium, allows room for WNBA team (PLEASE) - Union moves to Philly, never made sense that they were in Chester - A’s return home 🥰🥹 (fuck it why not) - Still leaves so many parking lots
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As your Mayor, I'm speaking from my City Hall office with a very important announcement. I am proud to share that I have made my decision, and an agreement has been reached to ensure that our Sixers are staying home. I wholeheartedly believe this is the right deal for the People
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Helen Barsz
27 days
The whole Sixers stadium thing is extra frustrating when you realize there’s a ton of space near the sports complex already they could build on but then they’d have to sacrifice one of their five million parking lots
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Helen Barsz
4 months
Would’ve never known about these albums otherwise thank you Spotify 🙏🙏🙏
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Helen Barsz
3 months
It’s true I’m actually a diversity hire. They were like “let’s just throw this lesbian on stage for the woke points.”
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logged onto reddit for the first time in a while, glad to see nothing has changed
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Helen Barsz
2 months
Ohhh nooo… I thought I win-a da olympia as easy as I cookuh da meatball… it’s must-a hava been un MASCHIO cuz I gota my face beat-a like uhhh I am-a pizza dough !!!
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Pete Badel
3 months
“I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.” Italy’s Angela Carini after lasting just 46 seconds against Algeria’s intersex athlete Imane Khelif. Biological firestorm at Paris Olympics.
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Helen Barsz
18 days
Speed at the Church on a Monday night this is the stuff dreams are made of
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Helen Barsz
26 days
Got to help Hot Mulligan shoot a music video for their new single Fly Move life is pretty cool
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Helen Barsz
3 months
Imagine if Twitter was around in the early 2000’s. A band would tweet “big things coming soon 👀” and then 9/11 would happen and they’d have to be like that is not what we meant
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Helen Barsz
5 months
I love finishing the coolest tour of my life, dropping the hottest song my bands ever released, and getting to go back to my job where I clean up dog shit !!! 😍
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Helen Barsz
12 days
My brother and I do this thing where we show up to things wearing very similar outfits and I love it very much
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Helen Barsz
4 months
This song is for the producer who told 18 year old me that I shouldn’t be playing melodies on the bass during a songs chorus he was very wrong
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Helen Barsz
6 months
I am so fucking proud of this song and the rest of the album LP2 is on another level and yall are not fucking ready
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Carly Cosgrove 🏡
6 months
“You Old Dog” single + music video out now 💌 Our new album, The Cleanest of Houses Are Empty, will be out June 14th. Enjoy ✌️❤️
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Helen Barsz
8 years
Not sure why everyone is so shook about our funding rn here's the real budget cuts we just need to make nbd y'all we got this
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Helen Barsz
2 months
A meeting of minds
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Helen Barsz
3 months
Punk music is alive and well in Rochester, NY
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Helen Barsz
2 months
This is the most insanely happy I’ve ever looked in a photo I fucking love hedgehogs
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Helen Barsz
1 year
This is easily the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me
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Carly Cosgrove 🏡
1 year
Beyond stoked to be officially part of the @Darkglassgear family 😎⭐️🐟
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Helen Barsz
4 months
It’s never not cool as fuck when bands do this on the last night of a tour
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Helen Barsz
12 days
Thread of all the Phillies games I went to this season because I realized they were all very eventful and I love baseball 5/7 vs the Blue Jays - Bryce Harper grand slam - Phils put up 10 runs - Kody Clemens dinger (who doesn’t love that)
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Helen Barsz
10 months
You guys have no idea how hard my life is tbh
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@HotMulligan people who refer to Carly Cosgrove as she
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Helen Barsz
27 days
My top songs of 2017 holds as a reminder that no matter how tough life gets Idt I’ll ever be this down bad again
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Helen Barsz
2 months
Never brought a backup bass on tour before but randomly decided I should start and bought the cheapest j bass available right before we left. Wouldn’t you know the strap pegs just straight up fell out of my main bass’s body at our second show. This jawn still sounded good tho
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Helen Barsz
2 months
This is the Pizza & Bagels zone. This has been a long-standing theory of mine tested by numerous tours where I encounter horrible pizza and bagels in other parts of the US.
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2 months
What do you call this?
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Helen Barsz
5 months
I miss Arm’s Length
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Helen Barsz
3 months
On tour again = we are so back
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Helen Barsz
2 months
Getting to tour with some of my favorite bands that I’ve loved for a very long time see yous this fall
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Carly Cosgrove 🏡
2 months
Fall tour with Real Friends, Can’t Swim, and Slow Joy 🥶 forever & ever Tickets on sale Friday, August 16th at 12pm EST.
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Helen Barsz
4 months
The problem with people trying to categorize emo music is that everyone doing it has never played guitar
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Helen Barsz
3 months
There is truly no age limit for getting hand me downs from your older brother
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Helen Barsz
16 days
Need a fantasy series about a lesbian knight and her hippo animal sidekick so bad now
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just watched the most unfunny SNL sketch ever
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Helen Barsz
3 months
This big ass jawn
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5 months
I think of this every single day
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Helen Barsz
6 months
Shoutout to the fan who gave me a lesbian flag Carly Cosgrove bracelet last night
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Helen Barsz
4 months
Happy Phillies pride night
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Helen Barsz
8 months
My mom made @CarlyCosgrovePA bracelets to sell at our merch table I love her so much :) 🥹
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Helen Barsz
2 months
I love my girlfriend and my friends
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Helen Barsz
4 months
2009-18: mediocre upright bassist in my school’s orchestra 2010-16: started playing bass guitar in a talented kids cover band 2014-18: cringiest marching band kid 2016-20: started pop punk band, introduced to music scene 2018-forever: meme band becomes surprisingly successful
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2015: high school diploma withheld bc i spent all my time recording the first equipment demo instead of homework 2016-2020: solo project -> band that has had ~100 different lineups 2021-present: hello we are a brand new fifth wave emo band how do you do fellow kids
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Helen Barsz
5 months
I love this song because I’m having so much fun with my bass line the whole time and the best part is that the entirety of LP2 is like that
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Carly Cosgrove 🏡
6 months
“You Old Dog” single + music video out now 💌 Our new album, The Cleanest of Houses Are Empty, will be out June 14th. Enjoy ✌️❤️
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Helen Barsz
2 months
XLNC Fest
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Helen Barsz
2 months
Was holding back tears on stage the whole time
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Carly Cosgrove 🏡
2 months
Proposal at the Carly Cosgrove gig 🥹 Congrats to our friends Chloe and Derek!!!
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Helen Barsz
6 months
BEACH DAY !!!!!!
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Helen Barsz
1 year
boygenius in Philly tn reminds me of when Phoebe Bridgers played here 2 years ago and Lucas messaged me this from the show
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Helen Barsz
11 days
Life is good in South Philadelphia
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3 months
Anyways
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Helen Barsz
1 month
- Drove 8 hours to Canada - Watched the Phillies give up 6 runs in the first inning and said I can’t believe we drove 8 hours for this - They come back and score 10 runs to win - Thank you Kyle Schwarber 🫡
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Helen Barsz
2 months
I had never heard of Midwest Emo until I was 20 years of age and I’m so proud of that
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Helen Barsz
9 months
My dad ran into a girl I vaguely knew from high school and started telling her my bands Spotify stats lolll
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Helen Barsz
24 days
Disgraceful. Moo Deng would never root for the Mets. How dare they.
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Helen Barsz
19 days
Happy fall
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Helen Barsz
11 months
If you take me to the south just know I’m catching lizards
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Helen Barsz
6 months
It’s frisbee season bitches
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Helen Barsz
10 days
Lucas birthday moment
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Helen Barsz
8 months
I don’t think I’ve ever listened to a song and not thought “the bass should be louder”
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Helen Barsz
26 days
Stop telling me about comcast and parking lots I don’t care I believe in the power of Philadelphia
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Helen Barsz
5 months
Happy Friday gang
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Helen Barsz
7 years
Someone's been mixing up my phone number with my moms and I keep getting added to band parent groupchats lol
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Helen Barsz
2 months
Don’t know how I’ve ended up playing three separate gigs in my life wearing a cowboy hat with pink accents in my outfit but I’m glad it’s happened
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Helen Barsz
2 months
Friday 5x5
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Helen Barsz
29 days
Guys what happens when the baby hippo gets big. I want her to be tiny forever.
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Helen Barsz
4 months
The last week has been fucking dismal for this country. The government will not save us, no politician will ever care about us. Brings me closer to saying fuck my job and spending all my time playing music & being with my loved ones. Life is short build community and do your best
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Helen Barsz
8 days
Some other occurrences also my not on social media brother wants me to clarify that this is entirely unintentional
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Helen Barsz
12 days
My brother and I do this thing where we show up to things wearing very similar outfits and I love it very much
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Helen Barsz
1 month
Happened to drive through Williamsport yesterday they gave me a free baseball
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Helen Barsz
7 months
Having a sinus infection on tour
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David
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what do you think is harder than this?
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Helen Barsz
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Philadelphia
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6 months
Shoutout to the Sonic employee in the middle of nowhere Texas who slid me eclipse glasses for 10 bucks
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4 months
Fantastic game to catch for my bday I love my beautiful girlfriend and I miss Rhys Hoskins
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4 months
I don’t follow the sixers at all but now that they’ve drafted a dude that paints his nails and dances I am absolutely seated to watch it piss off a bunch of close minded old heads for no reason
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6 months
I love on big announcement days when my personal social media just turns into diet Carly Cosgrove social media
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6 months
@harrisongordo13 For DIY spots you’ll def get different crowds at each show
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Helen Barsz
7 months
Someone left this at the bottom of their cart in the target parking lot and now I have obtained 36 rolls of toilet paper
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Helen Barsz
5 months
Da Phillies (again) with @cemeteryfIowers
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Helen Barsz
7 years
Helping out with freshman orientation today and teachers asked me if I needed help finding my classes... No thanks actually I'm a senior rip
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Helen Barsz
9 months
Literally bought this dudes jersey cuz I was like yo it says Slay on the back that’s gay as fuck let’s gooo
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Helen Barsz
7 months
Last night someone asked me if I play any other instruments and when I said no they said yeah you can tell cuz you don’t play bass like a guitarist and that’s such a lowkey fire compliment
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10 months
Not my 7 year old cousin asking me “why do you have another job if you’re already a musician” 🥲
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Helen Barsz
10 days
Go Phils and fuck the Mets
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7 months
🌷 🌿 📸: @exrka_
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Helen Barsz
1 year
Good night to everyone except for the girls next to me at the concert who moshed to boygenius for a full 45 minutes
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Helen Barsz
26 days
No matter where you move the Sixers to, Philadelphia needs to expand on its public transit. Philly traffic is bad in every part of the city. Investing in trains is needed, has been needed, regardless.
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Helen Barsz
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On a date kinda nervous
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Helen Barsz
8 years
If Ralph Harrison doesn't use shampoo then does he wash the top of his head with body wash or face wash?
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Helen Barsz
10 months
The beginning of 2023 was maybe one of the most miserable periods of my life and then I went on to have the best year ever and become the happiest and healthiest version I’ve ever been of myself and I’m really fucking looking forward to 2024
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@ConorShack When I’m over two degrees of separation from anyone in the touring package
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Me when I get to hang out with my friend Torri
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Helen Barsz
3 months
You don’t HAVE to but this playlist sounds dope if you listen straight through instead of shuffled because I curated the fuck out of the vibes here
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Carly Cosgrove 🏡
3 months
A collection of songs that helped us write ‘The Cleanest of Houses Are Empty’ It’s nice to look back and see how all these different pieces inspired us towards something new
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@margoisamango Steph to Philly would be a crazy move
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Helen Barsz
6 months
Go phils
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Helen Barsz
2 months
Anyways we put a bunch of toothpicks and wood putty in the holes and then drilled new ones and it’s been sturdy af so far
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Helen Barsz
2 months
Never brought a backup bass on tour before but randomly decided I should start and bought the cheapest j bass available right before we left. Wouldn’t you know the strap pegs just straight up fell out of my main bass’s body at our second show. This jawn still sounded good tho
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7 months
Yeah I had a coworker bleach my hair the night before we took these photos and I fucked up and didn’t buy toner and she was like I’m not doing it without toner and then I made her do it anyways and yeah
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Helen Barsz
10 months
Getting to tour with other queer women my age ❗️❗️❗️ that is the shit!
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Helen Barsz
7 years
It's time to move on... Thank you for serving as my profile picture, Don Cheadle. We've been through so much. You will be missed. #RIP
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This shit makes me so sad. When I was a kid my mom took us super out of the way to go to as many baseball stadiums as possible. I didn’t understand why at the time, but baseball is so special and different in every city. It’s fucked that they can just rip it away.
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I mean look at this
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I am obsessed with the baby hippo
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Helen Barsz
6 months
There needs to be another pandemic so I can buy a house
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Helen Barsz
7 months
Me and on repeat
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me and my on repeat (which has changed drastically since the last time i posted it i’m sure)
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Some photos from Canada
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For every political text I unsubscribe from two more appear like a hydra
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Helen Barsz
2 months
Faked some callouts and got the whole workplace out to a Phils game Thank you Johan Rojas and Bryce Harper for a good one
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Helen Barsz
7 months
Just finished seeing Dune 2 and Lucas informs as us we’re walking out of the theater that he never saw the first Dune
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