New Carly Cosgrove album is out. Been waiting for this day since we started writing it cause I knew this record would be special. The past year of working on this has been filled with musical and personal growth. I am so damn proud.
You can listen here:
So nice of the Eagles to take the week off so that the city of Philadelphia of Philadelphia can focus all of its energy on hating the New York Mets this weekend
Ok anyways here is my plan to save Philadelphia and also all of sports
- Separate Sixers stadium, allows room for WNBA team (PLEASE)
- Union moves to Philly, never made sense that they were in Chester
- A’s return home 🥰🥹 (fuck it why not)
- Still leaves so many parking lots
As your Mayor, I'm speaking from my City Hall office with a very important announcement. I am proud to share that I have made my decision, and an agreement has been reached to ensure that our Sixers are staying home.
I wholeheartedly believe this is the right deal for the People
The whole Sixers stadium thing is extra frustrating when you realize there’s a ton of space near the sports complex already they could build on but then they’d have to sacrifice one of their five million parking lots
Ohhh nooo… I thought I win-a da olympia as easy as I cookuh da meatball… it’s must-a hava been un MASCHIO cuz I gota my face beat-a like uhhh I am-a pizza dough !!!
“I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.”
Italy’s Angela Carini after lasting just 46 seconds against Algeria’s intersex athlete Imane Khelif.
Biological firestorm at Paris Olympics.
Imagine if Twitter was around in the early 2000’s. A band would tweet “big things coming soon 👀” and then 9/11 would happen and they’d have to be like that is not what we meant
I love finishing the coolest tour of my life, dropping the hottest song my bands ever released, and getting to go back to my job where I clean up dog shit !!! 😍
Thread of all the Phillies games I went to this season because I realized they were all very eventful and I love baseball
5/7 vs the Blue Jays
- Bryce Harper grand slam
- Phils put up 10 runs
- Kody Clemens dinger (who doesn’t love that)
Never brought a backup bass on tour before but randomly decided I should start and bought the cheapest j bass available right before we left. Wouldn’t you know the strap pegs just straight up fell out of my main bass’s body at our second show. This jawn still sounded good tho
This is the Pizza & Bagels zone. This has been a long-standing theory of mine tested by numerous tours where I encounter horrible pizza and bagels in other parts of the US.
2009-18: mediocre upright bassist in my school’s orchestra
2010-16: started playing bass guitar in a talented kids cover band
2014-18: cringiest marching band kid
2016-20: started pop punk band, introduced to music scene
2018-forever: meme band becomes surprisingly successful
2015: high school diploma withheld bc i spent all my time recording the first equipment demo instead of homework
2016-2020: solo project -> band that has had ~100 different lineups
2021-present: hello we are a brand new fifth wave emo band how do you do fellow kids
- Drove 8 hours to Canada
- Watched the Phillies give up 6 runs in the first inning and said I can’t believe we drove 8 hours for this
- They come back and score 10 runs to win
- Thank you Kyle Schwarber 🫡
The last week has been fucking dismal for this country. The government will not save us, no politician will ever care about us. Brings me closer to saying fuck my job and spending all my time playing music & being with my loved ones. Life is short build community and do your best
I don’t follow the sixers at all but now that they’ve drafted a dude that paints his nails and dances I am absolutely seated to watch it piss off a bunch of close minded old heads for no reason
Last night someone asked me if I play any other instruments and when I said no they said yeah you can tell cuz you don’t play bass like a guitarist and that’s such a lowkey fire compliment
No matter where you move the Sixers to, Philadelphia needs to expand on its public transit. Philly traffic is bad in every part of the city. Investing in trains is needed, has been needed, regardless.
The beginning of 2023 was maybe one of the most miserable periods of my life and then I went on to have the best year ever and become the happiest and healthiest version I’ve ever been of myself and I’m really fucking looking forward to 2024
A collection of songs that helped us write ‘The Cleanest of Houses Are Empty’
It’s nice to look back and see how all these different pieces inspired us towards something new
Never brought a backup bass on tour before but randomly decided I should start and bought the cheapest j bass available right before we left. Wouldn’t you know the strap pegs just straight up fell out of my main bass’s body at our second show. This jawn still sounded good tho
Yeah I had a coworker bleach my hair the night before we took these photos and I fucked up and didn’t buy toner and she was like I’m not doing it without toner and then I made her do it anyways and yeah
This shit makes me so sad. When I was a kid my mom took us super out of the way to go to as many baseball stadiums as possible. I didn’t understand why at the time, but baseball is so special and different in every city. It’s fucked that they can just rip it away.