If it takes a train three days to get to Euston, a letter two weeks to get delivered and a nurse six weeks work to pay a month’s bills, how long can Rishi keep his job?
#Maths
@sclancy79
@NFL
@Nike
It’s the continued killing of unarmed black adults and children without justice or redress that is offensive. The anthem and the flag are not the issue.
@jonnygould
@DPJHodges
As a Jewish person who has supported taking the knee against racial injustice ever since Colin Kaepernick first made his eloquent peaceful protest, I can tell you that it doesn’t carry any ‘anti-Semitic baggage’ and I resent being used in the argument.
If the old and vulnerable are going to isolate for months the supermarkets must prioritise them for deliveries.
My mum is 93 and has relied on deliveries for years. Now she can’t get them.
@BorisJohnson
@jeremycorbyn
@Ocado
Please retweet if you agree.
Kassouf is rattling off his standard attention seeking drivel at the next table. “Back home they call me the iron, because I iron people out.”
I’ve got news for you mate. That’s not what we call you.
@padspoker
That’s ok buddy. While ‘Barny Boatman’ has been doubling up with 5,3 Patrick Leonard’ has been ordering cocktails for everyone at the pool and charging it to his room. 🥤 Cheers. 😁
@realDonaldTrump
However low you set the bar, you always manage to slither under it. Using those victims to attack the Russia probe is as despicable as it gets.
However low the bar may have been set, last night I played my worst poker in twenty years and I’d like to apologise to my backer for wasting the buy-in.
I’d like to, but unfortunately I’m not backed and it was my own fucking money.
Woke up hungover and covered in little patches. Then I remembered a great night of poker and comedy at the 300th PokerInTheEars at the Hippodrome. Thank you
@Stapes
@J_Hartigan
@PokerStars
and everyone who came to play. I know I’m gonna love being an Ambassador.
Most of these poker cheating issues could be solved if we devised some way of playing the game in a ‘live’ environment where the players were actually present and visible, using physical objects in three dimensional space to represent the hands, bet sizes etc. It’s the future.
Guy on my left calls my utg raise with A6 and flops AA6. He then complains that with his luck, if I’d had a bigger ace I’d have probably have turned my house.
How miserable must you be to invent imaginary beats to moan about?
I made it across from Canada last night. I’ve never been so happy to hand over ten grand that I won’t ever see again.
The only sure thing about this Main Event is it’s gonna be… different.
@shaundeeb
@PhilGalfond
Everyone is against cancel culture til there’s someone they want to cancel.
Fair play to
@PhilGalfond
for taking a clear, well reasoned and honourable position.
I hear the blog say’s that Will Kassouf knocked me out last night. No, he donked off a huge chunk in the coup to the bloke with kings. I dunno how Will gets his chips, but I’m guessing he picks up most of them on the break.
When you start out playing poker you make a lot of terrible plays that you just can’t justify or explain. Over time though you will improve, and you’ll come up with ever more tortuous and verbose reasons for having murdered your chips.
@TXDarinLopez
@EdKrassen
No Trump apologist can respond to any accusation against him without deploying the phrase ‘what about.’ Be it rape, fraud, extortion, treason, obstruction you can always find someone else who you claim did something similar. *What about* you just accept that your guy’s a crook?
Ten years ago I had a great poker deal and thought I’d be freerolling the rest of my life. Yesterday I had a blowout in the fast lane and span the car. But I managed to drive to the hard shoulder, and now I *know* I’ll be freerolling the rest of my life.
@OwenJones84
We love him in Islington North I’d never vote against him. His treatment by Starmer was despicable. I’ve voted Labour all my life and never will again.
At hand for for hand in
@WSOP
Milly Maker. Player has a big river decision for all his chips. Nobody has called clock. Floor walks by and puts him on 20 seconds. Say’s “We’ve told to hurry things up” Refuses to reconsider or call TD. Absolute disgrace. Comment please
@JackEffel
Guy just said he didn’t believe I had a set of sixes as he was blocking them with the six in his hand.
I said I doubted that as I was blocking his six with the two in mine.
Excuse me if I’m more moved today by the loss of a hugely talented actor at the height of her creative powers than a retired royal twice her age on whom no expense or effort was spared to keep him going well into his hundredth year.
#HelenMcCrory
Made a cup of tea, forgot to drink it. Went to put it in the microwave and found the last cup of tea that I’d forgotten to take out about an hour ago. Anyone want a piece of me in a Triton high roller?
@Jaimi_Shrive
I want to enjoy England’s win, but the men making these cruel abusive and perverted comments make me sick, angry and ashamed. Football is a unifying human experience and everyone should be able to recognise and empathise with this child’s emotional response to her team’s loss.
A good friend who’s lived and worked in London since she was 18 (30 years) has just paid two grand to be told, without explanation, that she has to leave. You can say what you want about frictionless trade and straight bananas, but don’t be telling me this is not pure bullshit.
When listing the main poker styles people always miss out Passive Aggressive. You won’t get rich, but if you don’t like being pushed around and wanna suck out as much as possible then calling every bet while glaring and muttering “fuck you too” is very much the way to go.
@VictoriaCoren
“Ungrateful” used about any non-white person deemed to have benefited in some way from the western nation they live (often born) in, and have the temerity to criticise, whether by taking the knee or not liking six unnecessary years in jail, is the new “uppity”. Standard racism.
All those people tweeting “I never had central heating back in the day and I was fine.” You never had broadband either, and we’d all be fine if you still didn’t.
@jrc1921
@SoozUK
The reason you shouldn’t just throw around comparisons to 30’s Germany is not because ‘you shouldn’t do it’. It’s because you should save it for times like this, when it’s exactly the right comparison to make.
Cooper is pathetic.
There is no rational universe in which, seven weeks hence, it will be OK to fly in from around the globe to queue for bathrooms, buffets and payouts, mill about in corridors and squeeze round tables to pass around chips and cards in a giant bug incubating freezer in the desert.
In poker you’re no one til somebody’s made one of your tweets into a meme. And then, let’s face it, you’re still no one.
Thanks to Chris Da-Silver for showing me this.
When Rania Nasreddine came to our table on day one of EPT Monte Carlo the first thing she did was ask everyone where we came from. Then one by one she sent us all back there. A great run from a brave and tough player. Congratulations
@raniatalk
Oh yeah, “on line poker is way more skilled than live.” Just like cooking is harder when you have recipe books, and scales, and all like cookers and ingredients and that.
John Duthie, the first poker player to win a million quid, in the first ever lived televised event, is riding high in the
@WSOP
day three chip counts. I was gonna make this a caption competition, but he’s wearing the caption already.
The stupid fairly recent affectation, where players flick in a single chip and can’t be arsed to say ‘call’ should never have been allowed to stand. It is an accident/angle waiting to happen and should be expunged from the game. Shove in a stack or say the word you lazy posers.
Tough ruling. You make the call. Cliff notes. Bet of 50K. Raise to 100K but caller only puts out 95K. Original raiser shoves. Caller fixes bet to 100K. Raiser assumes call of all in and tables hand.
I’m seriously considering filling my car with bananas and handing them out free at The Horseshoe, just for the pleasure of watching the
@WSOP
cafe’s five dollar specimens rot on the counter.
They’ve done it with guns, with climate change and with universal health care. And now they’re doing it with covid-19. Things the whole world agrees on are somehow divisive left/right issues in America. We can see you, you raving nut jobs.
@DuncBall
@JeremyVineOn5
@theJeremyVine
@OwenJones84
@thedebbiemcgee
Done the sums, and I can confirm that 75% of UK applications is substantially less than 35% of French applications.
Whichever school you studied maths in, I wouldn’t bother going back. But if you do, I’d make some enquiries about punctuation as well.
All you soppy “All lives matter” merchants who don’t think it’s necessary to affirm specifically that Black Lives Matter, look me in the eye and say you believe Rittenhouse would have even lived to stand trial, let alone been acquitted on all charges, if he was black.
Bloke in seat three just kicked off at me for nothing. Leaned into my face and growled “You need to learn to be nice to people.”
“Well I’m not gonna learn it from you.” I pointed out.
He looks like he’s working on a come back. I’ll keep you posted.
Having a friendly chat about the World Cup with a couple of Trumpsters, but they don’t seem impressed by my suggestion for improving future US chances.
What America really needs to do is let in more Mexicans.
Just spotted
@spraggy
and wished him “good luck today”. Then I realised he was he was on the up escalator to the car park as I was heading down to the action. Sorry mate, no rub down intended.
When I was eight the teacher asked us to raise our hands if we thought a fridge made a room warmer, colder, or made no difference. I was the only one who voted ‘warmer’.
I’m not saying I was the smartest kid in class, but I knew a fucking trick question when I saw one.
It’s 100/100 at level one of
#EPTBarcelona
.
100 is the smallest chip and the kidz are in meltdown trying to work out how to 2.5x it.
For one hour only, old school raises are back. 😃
Thor Hansen was that rarest of things, an International Treasure.
Let’s let his family and friends know how much we all feel the loss of this lovely man.
@Baddiel
Careful you don’t unconsciously join hands with those who would now hold that non-citizens are less human than citizens.
The distinction is not forgotten, neither is the unique horror of the Holocaust. The analogy about dehumanising language is nevertheless apt and important.
In these dark dangerous and potentially divisive times, we can at least all unite in the certain knowledge and conviction that Tim Martin of Weatherspoons is without question Britain’s biggest cunt.
21 year old just sat down, and seat one snap asked if his mom knew he was here. So I asked if his probation officer knew *he* was here, and the way the old fella spun round in his chair I think I might have been onto something.
Thinking about the time I got a one round penalty, short stacked near the bubble at the
@WSOP
for saying “Mind you, that Schrödinger’s cat must be fucking dead by now.”