Carrie Ann @barelycarrie Twitter profile

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

The CDC said just wear jeans and a cute top

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2 years

Working fully remote has completely transformed my entire life and the way I live. I feel like a person with a job now and not a job with a person.

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

When I call you “bb” it stands for Baja Blast

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3 years

slacking a coworker during a meeting and watching them have to suppress a laugh is my absolute greatest joy

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Carrie Ann

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4 years

All writers had an English teacher that absolutely loved them and an English teacher that absolutely hated them.

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2 years

At the end of every workday I have energy and excitement to go live my life instead of recover from working

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

The flight attendant literally just said over the intercom “To those who swore they’d never fly Spirit Airlines again, welcome back.”

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Carrie Ann

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8 months

@kelsaywhat I can’t believe she didn’t mention her ketamine therapy

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

when you're in your 20s at an agency, there are four kinds of bosses you may have: 1. Sassy big sister 2. Concerned dad 3. Tightass narc 4. Can't open a PDF

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

Is anyone at an awful toxic agency looking to hire? I’ve got someone awful for you

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

I love when I compliment a woman’s outfit and it turns into a 20 minute conversation about the UX/UI design failures of Zara’s e-commerce platform

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

The best copywriters are unreliable and unresponsive. It’s part of the creative process. Let me be.

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2 years

ABOLISH SOCIAL MEDIA HOLIDAYS. WE DONT NEED DONUT DAY OR EMOJI DAY OR DOG DAY OR SISTERS DAY

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2 years

@iworkinsmm I saw someone call a coat hanger a roe v wade DUPE 🫡

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

being served my own banner ads is a circle of hell that i probably deserve

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3 years

I am interested in becoming absurdly wealthy without working very hard. Any ideas ?

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

Did it hurt? When your CD told you it was a “great start” and to “keep pushing it”?

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

according to my research, Literally All Of The Girlies Are Burnt Out

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

Me when I see cool OOH ads: OOH

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

just saw a job posting for a "junior copywriter" role requesting 4+ years of experience (at least 2 of those at an agency). is that reasonable? i feel like 4+ years is not junior

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

if your brand is just now posting a "he's a 10" or Little Miss meme, your ideation and approval process is broken

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

I haven’t written a banner ad in 8 months. Dreams do come true.

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

what if adweek made an uncreative 100 where they just call out industry people who kinda suck

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

agency employees should earn commission on the new business they win or bring in

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

@troy_g406 A girl can dream 🙏

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

sometimes creatives need creative recharge time on the clock!! knowing the memes is part of my job, the aimless scroll is an essential professional development activity

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Carrie Ann

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10 months

A haunted house but it’s just a bunch of creative directors telling you to “keep pushing”

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

I am obsessed with seeing married couples Venmo each other for groceries. Congrats on your impending divorce

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

I love to say I “read something somewhere” when we both for a fact know I saw it on TikTok

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2 years

officiant: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, for better or for worse? account director: aligned

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3 years

Espresso martinis are four lokos for grown ups

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

BABY’S FIRST BK TWEET

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bk boss: did you write those tweets i asked for? my brain: whopper whopper whopper whopper

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Carrie Ann

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7 months

@HuinGuillaume No that’s between ByteDance and god

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3 years

I am a: 🔘copywriter seeking: 🔘the will to live

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

Your mom has never watched your Instagram story. Just call her

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Carrie Ann

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4 years

Oh btw I got fucking ENGAGED a few days ago. Can you believe

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

Everyone who did an ad did a good job

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2 years

I got a raise today :)

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

trail mix is just a bag of m&ms with obstacles

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

the girls who leave reviews with photos on clothing websites are singlehandedly keeping our society afloat

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3 years

There’s more creative talent coming out of tiktok than any portfolio school but y’all ain’t ready to talk about that

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Carrie Ann

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2 years

mom can you come pick me up, the portfolio schools are beefing

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Carrie Ann

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1 year

unlimited PTO is not unlimited if it is absolute chaos end the world every time someone is gone for 12 hours

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

free idea for a wing restaurant: half off boneless wings on no bones days, half off traditional wings on bones days

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3 years

Happy Ballantine’s day @IUBloomington may you catch your breath in the stairwell before walking into class on the fifth floor 💖

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Carrie Ann

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1 year

I have fully committed to not laughing when a man makes a joke that I don’t find funny

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

Being active on Ad Twitter is the new portfolio school

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2 years

Any money I spend at Taco Bell doesn’t count. It’s a mental emotional spiritual health expense.

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

Getting a new job is so exciting because I could debut a whole new personality if I wanted to

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Did it hurt? When you fell for a conspiracy theory you saw on Facebook

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God doesn’t make copywriters. Satan does.

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Carrie Ann

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copywriter twitter may disown me for this, but i don't mind writing copy in a spreadsheet . . .

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We need to sic the MLM girls on the unvaccinated folks. Hey girlie! 🌸 Looks like you’ve been killing it lately, and by “it” I mean your grandparents! ✨ I’m reaching out with an opportunity for you to: ✔️ protect yourself ✔️ protect others ✔️ stop being a fucking idiot

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Carrie Ann

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you ever see copy you wrote still running years later? I should get residuals

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@griner Blink twice if Ry*n has you held hostage

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she wears high heels, I wear sneakers

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@barelycarrie

3 years

A lot of ad people belong in marketing. And a lot of marketers belong in finance.

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2 years

HBO Max needs to auto play Spongebob after Euphoria bitch I need to come down from this

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3 years

are you content or are you content? the answer is whichever pronunciation you read first

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2 years

All social media managers get a 2-week sabbatical to watch Bama Rush play out on TikTok

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

2 years

The average IPG employee spends 9 years of their life doing two factor authentication

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Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

just got onboarded to the Mountain Dew account 🥲

Carrie Ann

@barelycarrie

3 years

When I call you “bb” it stands for Baja Blast

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2 years

it makes me so sad when people feel they have to send a calendar invite to every person they work with to let them know they will be at a doctor's appt and away from email for approximately 45 minutes during the day

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

Jameela Jamil shared my tweet to her IG story and said it was her favorite so my freelance rate is now $5,000/hour.

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Carrie Ann

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4 years

Me when my CD doesn’t agree with my ideas

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4 years

Impeach and remove

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3 years

Women be like “date night with my handsome man!” and the dude looks like the human equivalent of canned corn

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2 years

When @kaitzeit @allmyflwrs first handed me my bouquet 🥰

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Get in loser, we’re logging off and dissociating for 48 hours

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3 years

having a job where no one is expected to announce every arrival and departure from their desk throughout the day is such a humanizing experience

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The spelling bee champion to copywriter pipeline

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Babe are you ok you’ve hardly touched your Cinnamon Toast Shrimp Tails

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How come every time you ask a man to get you something out of a bag, they just bring you the entire bag. Why

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2 years

I may be a copywriter but first and foremost I am the office comedian.

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4 years

What’s the dumb thing you would love to write? For me it’s the packaging copy on weird Trader Joe’s seasonal items or product descriptions for Victoria’s Secret swimwear.

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3 years

Modest Mouse implies the existence of a sluttier, more extravagant mouse.

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2 years

Don’t post a dumb infographic for International Women’s Day, just Venmo a woman some money for an Aperol spritz.

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3 years

I am literally paid to make shit up and write it down lmao how embarrassing

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No YOU live in a society. I live in timesheet jail.

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3 years

you want me to use a straw? the thing that broke the camel's back?

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Me at work

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@barelycarrie

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in New York concrete jungle where Pete Davidson is from

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How does every single large agency have a piece of McDonald’s? Do they get in the octagon and fight every time a brief comes up?

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@barelycarrie

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another day, another designer putting a hyphen where I specifically put an em dash. why do designers want to ruin my life? I don't play around with your little pixels so leave my punctuation alone!!!!!

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When we say creativity in healthcare marketing, this is not what we mean

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Never felt so seen 😻🍝

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SOS how do i stop treating every zoom call like it's my own live standup comedy set. my coworkers are tired

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Me showing Chris my banner ads when he gets home from doing brain surgery

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This is my master’s degree in social media

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2 years

@_Krobii nice tweet, where'd ya get it

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3 years

the metaverse is just toontown

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3 years

Art directors wear beanies, what do copywriters wear?

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you can tell this was written by an internal copywriter and butchered by some executive in a suit who used to do improv in college

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A message from M&M'S.

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got a note about professionalism in my performance review so I just started an email with Hello, and ended it with Thank you, I feel sick

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2 years

we should be able to adopt a Bama Rush girlie like you can adopt an endangered elephant

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5 years

I’m sorry my high school gave the world Mike Pence but at least it also made Chuck Taylor and a couple adult film stars

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Carrie Ann

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3 years

B2B (bitch to bitch)

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Carrie Ann

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1 year

What if none of us criticized ads because someone worked really hard on that and capitalism is something we made up

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Carrie Ann

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4 years

One of my coworkers (who I tricked into being my friend) told me “I think you could really blow up on Twitter if we put some strategy behind your account” and I’ve been riding that high for a week now

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Carrie Ann

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She’ll be starring in an ad by Maximum Effort by end of week

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Viral Oompa Loompa from Willy Wonka Glasgow experience speaks to Vulture: “I’m not going to lie or sugarcoat this: This has been quite a lot for me. I find it funny and I can make a humorous joke about it, but the flip side of this is that this is embarrassing for what I do,

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