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Barbie 🩷 :)

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2 years

i will never forgive texas for deyassifying the license plates bc this was the biggest downgrade of the century

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2 years

what if we kissed on the spouch ?

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2 years

does anyone else slightly get their feelings hurt when other cars pass you on the freeway like ☹️ are you mad at me ? was i not fast enough for you? :(

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3 years

GOODBYE- i hate this farm school wtf is this 😭

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3 years

i failed two classes this semester after dealing w/ a breakup, moving twice, being homeless, and constantly being sick but im just happy its over

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3 years

do y'all think spiderman's webs are warm

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having gay sex anonymously

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3 years

what is biden's plan to bring back all day breakfast at mcdonalds

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2 years

this was the real recession of the early 2000s

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2 years

So you're telling me I have to go through a whole application process + interview to adopt a pet that I actively want to care for to prove I would be fit to care for it, but when it comes to a human child that I don't even want suddenly all of that is off the table 🧐

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the family guy death pose is the most comfortable position to sleep in idc what anyone says

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2 years

so do furries have to take off their fursuit heads in the msc or is it like a hijab situation

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PLS i just saw a dude pick his nose and eat his booger in the middle of the msc I hate it here wtff

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2 years

tamu basketball player again,, AFTER begging me for sex and being rude asl to me + my dog 😵‍💫

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3 years

so i just got diagnosed w ADHD 🧍🏻‍♀️

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3 years

does anyone else randomly get the urge to sit down and do a really intense task for hours

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2 years

i just now realized that my mexican ass is getting a degree just to work in what is essentially construction 🧍🏻‍♀️ we do this to ourselves man

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3 years

so they got male bc now but when can i start nutting in them

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3 years

how do you carry a baby inside you for nine months and then name it Craig

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3 years

i respect the commitment ngl

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3 years

i am a caniac before im an american 🙏💯

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3 years

i miss cstat lowkey 😫 someone call me a slur or something

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2 years

who up n wanna toot my horn rn 👀 who tryna butter my biscuits fr

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3 years

my ex blocked me on everything all bc i want him to give me my gamecube controller back 😐

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3 years

i could destroy a box of texas roadhouse rolls rn ✋🏻😔

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3 years

neurodivergent? more like nerd who dies a virgin, how bout you hyper fixate on getting some bitches

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2 years

college station stop putting medians on every street challenge (impossible)

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2 years

waiting for life to imitate art 🤞🏻

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2 years

i'm an architecture major and lots of people don't know that there's actually free cotton candy in your walls and you should eat it

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2 years

how the hell am i supposed to provide proof of funeral attendance 😐 does my professor want a picture of the casket or

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2 years

i just want a boyfriend who is actually a girlfriend

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3 years

curl appreciation post

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1 year

this is me btw, if you even care

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3 years

men who reverse into parking spots only do it for attention

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2 years

do yall think the corps of cadets walks extra loud on purpose when theyre wearing their tap shoes to try and assert dominance on the people walking around them

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2 years

i love cleaning my room right before people come over and then saying "sorry for the mess" so they get self conscious about their standard of cleaning

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3 years

i will not tolerate ANY rgv slander on my page 🤨 and thats on puro pinche 956 💅🏻

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2 years

disney had no business making sally from cars look like that bc why was i 8 years old tryna shift her gears ykwim

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7 months

IM FINALLY EMPLOYED!!

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3 years

i wish pussy was real

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3 years

posting this bc the besties and i all look so sexy here

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2 years

the roommate that kicked me out for having a service dog is bald now 😋🫶🏻 times are good

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9 months

cant stop thinking about this girl in high school who said her favorite flavor of wings was plain

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3 years

wtf are the LA Clippers ??! 😭💀Why would y'all make a whole basketball team for clippy

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3 years

i will never understand how some of y'all like the taste of black coffee 😕 if my coffee isn't borderline yt passing i don't want it

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2 years

it's finally valentines season for all the stores which means its time for me to buy all the pink/heart-shaped home decor and kitchen essentials to use year round

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3 years

nah bc i hate when men are quiet during sex ✋🏻😐 like give me a whole dissertation babe, recite the preamble if you have to but anything other than silence

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2 years

do yall think the migos ever explored each other's bodies

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no way people in my replies are saying i had "marxist scum professors" at TAMU 💀

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2 years

WHO KEEPS BOMBS IN COLLEGE STATION WHAT

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3 years

im past the point of touching grass i need to be sedated and institutionalized

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3 years

i wish lowercase and capital numbers were a thing

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2 months

the ted cruz curse continues 😪 they need to ban him from kyle already

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2 years

cute date idea: steal from hobby lobby together 😻🤞🏻

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3 years

reply to this tweet and i'll tell you what crime i think you'd get arrested for 😍 (pls im very bored at work)

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3 years

by far, the best part of campus life is seeing people eat shit on those veo scooters

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3 years

cried in front of a hookup last night 🤩🤩 this my year yall 😌🤞🏻💅🏻

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idk who needs to hear this but you can't be pro-palestine and then go vacation in hawaii. how are you gonna advocate for one colonized country and then uphold colonization in another

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2 years

not a basketball player begging me for head after i refused to have sex with him multiple times

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3 years

Q drop? More like q-drop myself off rudder tower 💃🕳

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1 year

i sent one of my classmates the notes from a lecture and he replied with "thank you barbie san" ?????????

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2 years

who feeling vulnerable and at the lowest point in their life rn

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2 years

@santamarikx the way that none of your 10 followers are coming to your defense 🤧

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this man just told me he couldnt hang out tn and then sent me videos of him getting beat the fuck up by a group of frat guys??????????

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2 years

the basketball team saw my tweets about them and got mad 😔💔 sorry i tweeted about yall cheating on your girlfriends and being horrible people but it makes for some funny tweets

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3 years

me n who 😫🤲🏻

The Notorious J.O.V.

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i love when catholic priests start hotboxing the church w their swingy ball thing

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1 year

can someone please tell me where all the med students hang out on their free time so i can go there and swipe through tinder

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3 years

maturing is being able to admit that the fish from nemo had sex appeal 🥱🥱

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THE HOT FISH FROM NEMO???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE HOT FISH FROM NEMO?????

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2 years

girls will say "im fighting demons" and the whole time its just their dad

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2 years

just found out mike wazowski is canonically puerto rican omfg nothing but love for my short hispanic king 🫡🇵🇷💯🤍

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4 months

finally got clearance which means its time to start swiping through bumble on base 🙏🏼

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2 years

now that smoke shops are done with their rick and morty obsession can they collectively agree to replace it with cute sanrio merch im begging

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6 months

guys will the fbi look through my tweets for my background check 🧍🏻‍♀️someone pls lmk if i need to back to private

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10 months

forgot to sign up for the tuition rebate on time

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5 months

finally figured out what to put in this corner of my apartment 😍 interior design is my passion

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2 years

im literally 2 (TWO) in adult years can yall please stop expecting so much from me

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2 years

only in texas will people ride my ass angrily when im already going 90 in a 75

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2 years

good morning to all men that give head you short kings deserve the world ✨ the rest of you gm ig

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3 years

i wish texts had that email setting where you can schedule them to send at a later time

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2 years

just found out elvis died from being so constipated that he had a heart attack trying to poop it all out 💀 LMAOOOOOO

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1 year

can't stop thinking about how one of my classmates said "you can't judge a man by his worst actions in defense of the sully statue ??? yes i can and i will

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3 years

if a man likes all 3 of my ig posts is that flirting bc i think thats flirting but now im starting to doubt myself someone pls reassure me

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2 years

some of yall should really look into investing in one of these instead of revealing your deepest darkest secrets on the internet

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3 years

why do men 😐

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this is my biggest flex

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2 years

i literally think about her every day as soon as i wake up (she leaves me on delivered for months)

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3 years

3 people unfollowed me after i posted this 😭

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3 years

do y'all think spiderman's webs are warm

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2 years

how does someone look at a newborn baby and name it Earl

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2 years

mutual mthursday: whats y'alls favoritie white people saying, mines "Rats!"

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3 years

i feel so unsafe whenever i see a white man w cornrows or a durag 🧍🏻‍♀️ having me clutching my purse extra tight

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3 years

pisces moment

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2 years

my imaginationship didn't wish me a happy birthday 💔

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1 year

every now and then im reminded of the stock i invested a single dollar in because i get $0.01 back every quarter

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1 year

dug a little too deep and accidentally found his home address, its sq footage, estimated value, the year they bought it, every single family member's name, their landline, and the school district he's zoned to 😪

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2 years

i put my little aggie pride flag at half mast before i left cstat because i have to spend all of june back home in the closet :,)