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Football Fan. United Fan. Laughs at Arsenal as a Hobby.

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@nocontextfooty Arteta 1 FA Cup, 2 Community Shield GOOD Xavi 1 La Liga, 1 Spanish Super Cup BAD Logic.
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@ESPNUK Incredibly tactful but also delivered with some cutting edge to drive home a point. Well played Kane.
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@UtdEIIis And Barcelona need to remember to raise Yamal's buyout clause to 1.5 Billion.
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@UtdEIIis And somehow there are some people who think Vini Jr can be compared to Prime Neymar.
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@piersmorgan What a measured response from Harry Kane. Incredibly tactful but also has a certain cutting edge to it.
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@markgoldbridge If money is the main thing that matters then Chelsea would not be 7th at the moment.
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@piersmorgan Just like how Arsenal cannot be considered an 'elite club' as they have 0 UEFA Champions League and 0 UEFA Europa League trophies.
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@WelBeast If my memory serves me right you were taking shots at Klopp for missing out on the Prem to Guardiola. And here you are praising Klopp...
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@footballontnt Among the 3 of them would edge towards Rodri. Think of it this way: If you take out Rodri from Manchester City and Spain then there would be no Premier League title and Euros respectively.
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@433 What is Vini Jr doing there with all due respect? It should be Rivaldo if we want to talk about the 3Rs of 2002!
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@ESPNFC You don't become the GOAT without all this thinking. People tend to praise Messi for his technical skills but overlook his "Football Intelligence" which is very important as well.
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@ESPNUK How is Ronaldo being compared to Messi should be the question.
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@WelBeast You dissed Klopp, praised Klopp, dissed Klopp, and now praising Klopp again. Am I missing something or...? 🤪🤪🤪
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@WelBeast Ancelotti is a Cup manager. Guardiola is overall still the greatest.
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@markgoldbridge Some people actually thought it's the Man City Ederson. 🤣
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@ThePeakSanti Arsenal fans being accountants for the last few days. 🤣
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@433 Got a feeling Endrick will flop at Madrid.
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@WelBeast Just like Arsenal being unbeaten in the UEFA Champions League from 2017 to 2023.
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@markgoldbridge The order of the games doesn't really matter since every team has to play the other 19 teams twice.
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@brfootball I think Endrick will flop at Madrid.
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@markgoldbridge Watkins surely deserves some game time at some point. But knowing Southgate there is no way Harry Kane will not start in the Final.
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@markgoldbridge It's not VAR that is the problem - it's the PEOPLE who are on VAR duties who have issues.
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@BlackYellow Concede all the goals here in this match please. And then keep a clean sheet in the Champions League Final.
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@footballontnt There is no question that I would want Jurgen Klopp to take charge of England. He will definitely win England a few trophies.
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@WelBeast Man is still caught up with the Manchester City and West Ham game apparently. 🤣
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@footballontnt Finally we can see Liverpool excluded in the remaining fixtures comparison and stuff.
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@WelBeast Man is saying West Ham just because they did not do Arsenal a favour on the last day of the season against City. 🤣
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@Squawka The Guardiola influence is too great.
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@433 If Vini Jr continues his 3 goals in 31 games for Brazil stuff he should not be winning it.
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@centredevils @TheAthleticFC Berrada already making a big impact early! What a statement made.
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@TrollFootball Turkiye were indeed entertaining. Props to them.
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@Arsenal It's already 1-0 at the Etihad Stadium. 🤣
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@EduardoHagn Just believe in Super Mik Arteta. He will go down in history as one of the greatest managers of all time.
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@WelBeast Arsenal fans are so predictable: If Sesko joins, he is Europe's hottest prospect. If he does not join, didn't want him anyway.
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@WelBeast Liverpool fans are doing what everybody else is doing bar Arsenal fans - laughing at the most comedic club in Football. Nothing wrong with that. Laughing at Arsenal is great for health.
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@Squawka @bayer04_en @bayer04fussball Not even Madrid have this honour. And Leverkusen did it without VAR and Refs. 🤣
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@markgoldbridge Can we just take a moment to appreciate the brilliance of Josep Guardiola.
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@WelBeast If 2nd place is that significant, your club wouldn't have tried so hard to win the Prem.
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@piersmorgan Piers surely you aren't cheering on the 3rd London rival club in a row in 3 consecutive matches? 🤣
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@markgoldbridge It's not likely. But if he does miss the next game, then we can finally see Foden playing at Bellingham's position. Might just work out who knows.
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@nocontextfooty The added time is merely one-third of the second half. 🤣
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@ThePeakSanti Imagine when Pep leaves and someone like Carlo comes in and Arteta continues to play second fiddle. The banter would be unreal.
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@premierleague @ManCity Arsenal fans: It's not over till it's over. * then proceed to lose at Old Trafford tomorrow
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@ThePeakSanti Man just jinxed Forest - they are losing 2-3 now. 🤣
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@piersmorgan Havertz should not have got the penalty earlier as well. This to make it all square. 🤣
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@markgoldbridge You do tend to complain a bit more than I thought. 🤣
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@piersmorgan I really wonder what's Southgate afraid of. England have more than enough firepower up front to outscore most opponents - even if they concede. Just go for it!
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@ESPNUK Where is Miroslav Klose? He should be included.
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@WelBeast Pretty sure less than what Arsenal got.
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@markgoldbridge Man is still talking about Man City. Trying to push it? 🤪
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@piersmorgan Too many ifs Piers. And you know how that usually goes. 🤪
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@WelBeast Bro is going to talk about this all summer. 😂
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@WelBeast Yeah but how much has Arteta spent so far? Something like 650 million?
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@ESPNFC Being humble is the first step to greatness.
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@brfootball Call it whatever you like but that was mighty nuts.
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@markgoldbridge Which Ederson? The midfielder?
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@WelBeast Bro pretending to be noble for the good of the game. If it is between City and United now you will want City to win the Prem.
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@WelBeast I think all of them must have been taking penalty lessons from Cole Palmer. 🤣
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@WelBeast Man is just extremely optimistic. Got to give him credit for that.
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@AVFCOfficial Aston Villa rubbing it in to Arsenal fans. 🤣
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@WelBeast We just like to laugh at Arsenal when they do things like bottling trophies. It's pure comedy. 🤪
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@ESPNUK To be fair his number of minutes played isn't that high, so it isn't as impressive as it should look. 😁
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@WelBeast Arsenal would have been 3-0 down by now to Dortmund. Such is their dominance.
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@nocontextfooty So the Saudi League is just about as good as Europe's 5 major Leagues now? 🤣
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@Arsenal It's over City 2-0 West Ham. Foden again.
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@markgoldbridge The good old days man. We're not going to see that ever again. Almost certain.
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@nocontextfooty It's like saying Real Madrid and Arsenal have 15 UEFA Champions League titles combined.
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@UtdEIIis Can we get Trey to support City for the next match?
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@BarcaTimes It's actually not too bad. Not his best season. Hope to see him back to his usual standards next season.
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@ShardedCybot @UtdEIIis You just watch them play. Prime Neymar was way ahead of Vini Jr in terms of skills.
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@FIFAWorldCup It was really quite straight at the goalkeeper.
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@nocontextfooty Madrid and United need to join forces. The world against them. 🤣
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@premierleague Arsenal fans thinking West Ham is going to do something at the Etihad Stadium come Sunday. 🤣
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@markgoldbridge If the new manager comes in and starts to get us in contention for the Prem, you will be singing a different tune then. 😉🤪
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@piersmorgan Piers you do realize that Arsenal's advantage in goal difference is dwindling right? It might not even be enough to be level on points with City now.
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@emmabaran @markgoldbridge The thing is every team has got some sort of 'hard stretch' and also 'easy stretch' throughout the season. In the end it still works out very fairly.
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@ThePeakSanti See? Arsenal fans are rooting for City in this FA Cup Final against us. And they expected us to root for them in the Prem against City. 🤣
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@WelBeast Just like you said Bruno was faking injury and simply rested to play against Arsenal? And turns out he didn't play after all? 🤪
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@UtdEIIis If we had paid 70 million for Branthwaite, Everton fans would have mocked us for overpaying. We can't win. Their agendas are all over the place.
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@UtdEIIis Not only that. If Yoro, Lisandro Martinez, De Ligt play for us, I don't think Saliba and Gabriel will be "the best" CB pairing for much longer.
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@WelBeast You're also welcome to go on about your back-to-back 2nd Place finishes in the Prem. 🤪
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@markgoldbridge Southgate has been known to pick players based on 'reputation' more often than not. Wonder why this time it is different.
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@England Waiting for Southgate to be sacked after the game - even if England get through this tie.
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@WelBeast Bro why do you want to act like it's OK for Arsenal to lose games at home against West Ham and Aston Villa in particular? And just blame other teams for not stopping City?
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@EduardoHagn Do not forget Jorginho. He has a huge role to play this season to help Arsenal win the Prem.
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@WelBeast Man is obsessed with not just Man City tonight but us as well. Why Manchester clubs live rent-free in your head?
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@markgoldbridge Considering our defensive issues last season, we should not be choosing between them. We need both.
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@piersmorgan The 2nd half performance was actually crap.
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@ESPNFC The Ronaldo PR has been unbelievable. The fact that people can think that Ronaldo is comparable to Messi is nothing short of incredible.
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@EduardoHagn Despite the late equaliser, Arteta has shown just why he is the best manager in the world at present.
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@WelBeast Bro is supporting rival teams now more than Arsenal. You sure you an Arsenal fan? 🤣
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@markgoldbridge Not a penalty for me.
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@WelBeast I think United have some distance to go to match Arsenal's back-to-back Christmas Champions achievement. 🤪
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@BlackYellow Reus really deserves a nice farewell. Hope you all organize something memorable for him.
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@OptaJoe This stat is really impressive. If we can get him and turn him into more than just a ball-winner, it would be insane.
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@SkyFootball It has to be Jurgen Klopp. The guy is a proven winner.
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@ESPNUK @StevenMcinerney Waiting for Rodri to talk about mentality next. 🤪
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@ChampionsLeague Bayern Munich for a repeat of the 2013 CL Final.
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@footballontnt @Squawka No wonder they keep replaying his free kick gainst Spain. 🤪
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@markgoldbridge You don't take off your best Forward when you need a goal. Absolute shambles.
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