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Bankole

@banqist

7 months

I saw Buhari and Tinubu become presidents. 😫

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@swag_lukarz

7 months

What’s the wildest thing your eyes have seen? Let’s have it.

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5 months

Onana returning from AFCON.

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@banqist

3 years

Don't pretend like you don't know that these men think they shouldn't serve women My female friend ordered a ride, spoke to D driver on D phone but when we got into his car, he turned to me & said "I am starting D ride, sir" These mental gymnastics disguised as debate no follow

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@banqist

6 years

Absolutely spot on, but you left out the part where YOU too won't be a governor in a 'saner clime'.

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@GovAyoFayose

6 years

In saner climes, no President will walk on Red Carpet during a visit to a State where 110 school girls were abducted by insurgents and their whereabouts is unknown.

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@banqist

6 years

Fairly used @OfficialFPL team for sale. Over 700 points amassed so far & All chips still available. DM for price. Kindly RT, my customer may be on your TL. #FPL .

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@banqist

6 years

Is the blue jersey making Brighton look like Man city? #BHAARS .

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@banqist

7 years

You can't have two 'MosesES' and not reach the promise land #Russia2018 #CMRNGA 🇳🇬.

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@banqist

7 years

@ofentseprokid A yam amaized at people's beef for you In thyme, you'll rice, they won't be able to fish out your success & that'll pepper them.

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@banqist

4 years

@Ifeabunike @Mochievous @simplyEromz LMAO. You want fine babe but you've been resisting and avoiding arrests? You never ready.

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@banqist

7 months

Erik Ten Hag every night now: #LIVMUN .

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@banqist

7 years

@OfficialFPL A goalless draw would do just fine #FPL .

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@banqist

5 years

'Swiss express' kee una there. Person wey 'Lagos Wheelbarrow' fast pass.

JuventusFC 🇬🇧🇺🇸

@juventusfcen

5 years

🎉 Happy 35th birthday today to the 'Swiss Express', @LichtsteinerSte ! 🇨🇭⚪️⚫️ #ForzaJuve

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@banqist

5 years

Whenever my girlfriend misbehaves, I send her to the naughty corner and if her silliness persists, I tell to kneel and put her hands up; I don't use whip though. Guys, it works o.

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@banqist

5 years

@prnc_ss @TemmyAFC Only once? I’m literally shaking right now. Still, forgive him, I’m sure he’s learnt a valuable lesson. Next time, he’d ask 100 times & if you say no, he’d still order for you...🤣

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@banqist

4 years

@Tobiafolabi_ Tobi, we've not talked about this enough. I was one of the lucky ones while growing up because my mother was always there to defend me. She'd say to anyone who had an issue with me using my left hand "if you hate the left hand so much, why is yours still attached to your body"?

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@banqist

7 months

@hakeemwonders Crazy! 16 potential years of regression!

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@banqist

7 years

@OgbeniDipo Calvary greetings to you Bro. Dipo. Apostle said I should inform you that you're the one leading praise & worship at Faith Clinic tomorrow.

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Bankole

@banqist

2 years

Let's not act surprised, because many work places in this country are nothing but corporate gulags. Labour laws that ought to protect workers are either obsolete or weak and where adequate, enforcement is an issue.

TechCabal👨🏾‍🚀

@TechCabal

2 years

"Ebun Okubanjo, co-founder and CEO at Bento Africa, said breaks are for pussies and fuckers, and whoever takes time out of the office for a whole week is a weak member of the team and not needed in the organisation.”

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@banqist

5 years

Arsenal’s XI right now ; Leno 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 Aubameyang #WATARS .

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@banqist

3 years

Andorra is ruled not by one Prince but two Princes with equal sovereignty. However, the Princes aren't Andorran, they don't live in Andorra & the titles aren't inherited by any noble lineage. These Princes are the Bishop of Urgell, a province of Catalonia & President of France.

gioᴴ ⎕ saw THE1975

@mattysduality

3 years

tell me something i don’t already know

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@banqist

6 years

If Kante keeps this up, he could one day be like Torreira. #CHEMCI .

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Bankole

@banqist

7 years

@ClintonViceB The chicken thought it was a worm 😂😂😂

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Bankole

@banqist

6 years

Sane is for 6 weeks, City bids £50m for Mahrez I'm sure if Aguero gets injured tonight, a £200m bid would be made for Kane. Pep is the Omo baba olowo (OBO) of football.

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

@armaniiNGR @SubDeliveryZone And this is exactly why she needs to divorce the two timing fool. P.S - except it has happened to you before, you can’t know how hard it is for her.

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@banqist

6 years

I'll deactivate my account if @Arsenal doesn't make it to the final of the @EuropaLeague . #COYG #ATLARS #UEL .

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Bankole

@banqist

2 years

@UTDPeruu @OfficialFPL 😂😂😂

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

Man United Vs Arsenal next weekend Battle of the bastards. #MUNARS .

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

The summer of the 2019/2020 season will mark the 20th year that I fell in love with this great club. Like all relationships, it’s not devoid of turbulence, and if I could go back, I’ll still choose her again.

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Bankole

@banqist

7 years

Dear God of Banter Thank u for yesterday, pls deliver Utd or Spurs or both as burnt offering today Thanks in advance Signed Rival fans

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Bankole

@banqist

3 years

To everyone taking care of sick loves ones, I pray God lightens the burden and heal them of all infirmities. E no easy, abeg.

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Bankole

@banqist

7 years

My Yoruba peeps are 'yimuing' to this tweet. You'd need a new head if Yoruba stew enter your eyes.

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Bankole

@banqist

4 years

@TheAdaaa Noticed how he's suddenly quiet? A whole human rights activist.

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Bankole

@banqist

3 years

@MatthewShayor @drl_vinnie Exactly. I hate the dishonesty.

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Bankole

@banqist

6 years

@Tunnyking @nubiankemett @floochowsky 😂. Sand no dey there ni & koriko.

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@banqist

4 months

The Arsenal players if they were women! 😂 #AFC .

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Bankole

@banqist

3 years

Didn’t even realise @kudabank and I hooked up on Valentine’s Day last year. To those asking who my val is this year, here is your answer. #KudaIsMyVal .

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

The ship that sank in 1912 wasn’t the TITANIC, but its sister ship, the OLYMPIC. Thereby, paving the way for one of the biggest maritime insurance scam, sham investigations & cover up in history.

Skulson

@skulsonofficial

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa?

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Bankole

@banqist

3 years

Seems to me like she dodged a bullet. Also, you seem really pressed that she married someone in Mowe than you wey dey ‘almighty UK’. Baba, take your L in peace and stop whining.

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@banqist

6 years

@Ogirriwonder_ @EditiEffiong We need better Nigerians. The country won't improve beyond the quality of its people.

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Bankole

@banqist

9 months

Robin Van Persie.

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

I am reading Elneny might be joining Galatasaray; its appears @Arsenal is doing clearance sales. #TransferNews

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Bankole

@banqist

4 years

Yomi, this your thinly veiled opposition to the protests is obvious. Makes me think you're embarrassed that the admin you love & support so much is being found out for the fraud that they are. This govt had one business & that was to SHOW WORKINGS, but failed to do so.

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

@_Heezatou @ManLikeAkoh @hashtagMFR You, a woman, will laugh at a situation where you were taken to a location other than that which you were going while the bike screamed “I’ve brought her”? My goodness! You’d honestly laugh at that creepy situation? 😱

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Bankole

@banqist

7 years

That's technically another trophy won at @Spurs_Official 's stadium We've won 2 trophies there already #CommunityShield .

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Bankole

@banqist

7 years

@The_improviser You need to fish her out in thyme dough, before she meat salmon else or leaf the work place. There are many carnivores out there. Goodluck.

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Bankole

@banqist

6 years

Just read a thread about PERIOD PAINS 😢. These females are stronger than we give them credit for. Sending you guys loads of hugs and love.

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@banqist

6 years

The way Gooners have turned their attention to only forwards in this transfer window would make you think we have prime Buffon, Cannavaro, Nesta & Maldini in defense. #AFC .

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

I've supported Arsenal too long to be attached to one player. I am glad the club is moving away from sentiments to a proper business model; bye to niceties. So, to those 😭 at Iwobi's departure, una go dey alright. I wish him all the best, except in games against us. #COYG .

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Bankole

@banqist

6 years

She didn't talk about her husband's erectile dysfunction, which is a private matter. Rather, she called out the President's failings, that's very much a public matter.

Osi

@Osi_Suave

6 years

So we are now justifying a spouse calling out their significant others in public Una dey amaze me everyday

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@banqist

6 years

7 consecutive FA Cup semi-final defeats. Tottenham Bottling Company. #MUNTOT #FACup .

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@banqist

5 years

@Ramhiee O ja mi lara je naa! 🤣🤣🤣

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@banqist

7 years

@renoomokri I don't know about you people, but some of Reno's pseudo-knowledge that he calls nuggets are trash Mugabe married Grace in 1996, the 16th year of his reign Mugabe's Zimbabwe before 1996 experienced racial tension, wide spread corruption, suppressed press, stifled opposition etc

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Bankole

@banqist

6 years

Even if we 🇳🇬 don't do well in Russia, we can be proud of our kit. We fit no know book but we get fine hand writing, all join...😂 #ENGNGA .

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

My @OfficialFPL app is not loading points in real time; Is it just me or the new update? #FPL #LIVNOR .

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@banqist

5 years

@NigerianMuseum @Bhordemarz The blast itself didn’t kill over 1000 people, many of them drowned, others were crushed in many stampedes as a result of the panic. Sadly, only a few people actually died as a result of the blast. Sad day nevertheless. Never forgotten.

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Bankole

@banqist

9 months

This is the first time I’m seeing this guy today. #ARSMCI .

Erling Haaland

@ErlingHaaland

9 months

Not the way we wanted to go into the international break, but we will bounce back together, as always 🙌🏻💙

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@banqist

5 years

Sad to see that Nigerians aren’t deciding their future, rather, they’re descending on one another. And at the behest of those that don’t even care about them...💔😭 #NigeriaDesides2019 .

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@banqist

7 years

Davies & Jesus benched Captain Kane blanks Team in shambles I'm like the Arsene Wenger of FPL, getting worse with time #FPL .

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

Can’t relate, I’m @cowrywise .

Etoniru

@waynetipsy

5 years

You saved N20,000 and after 2 months your balance is N17,977. Which bank is that???

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Bankole

@banqist

4 years

@habdoolahi @Oppe_mipo I no gree, this one Na achievement. It takes years of practice sometimes...🤣

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@banqist

4 years

So, Kamoru can gun me down because I entered bus with N1000 note?

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@banqist

6 years

The new Nigerian Super Eagles jersey for Russia 2018 is N41,000. Safe to say that the Nigerian jersey wasn't made for Nigerians.

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@banqist

5 years

The only reason these Zimbabweans aren’t in the pool of their own blood is because it happened abroad. Dear Nigerians living in the diaspora, Zimbabweans have shown the way.

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Bankole

@banqist

5 years

Celibacy doesn't mean not having sex. It means not being married; no wedding. The practice of refraining from sex is chastity or sexual abstinence; no fucking. This explains why priest take don't a vow of celibacy but that of chastity.

Phoenix Blvck

@_Phoenixblvck

5 years

Sco Pa Tu Maana

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@banqist

7 years

@HAHayatu @fernante_mote Let's assume the audio file is authentic Are you saying the president was told to speak on Hausa? If so, we need a new president.

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@banqist

5 years

The only country in the world to feature PURPLE on its national flag is Dominica. It's in honour of its National bird; the Sisserou Parrot. The bird can be found on the flag as well.

Am

@amlegend77

5 years

Tell me something i don't know

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@banqist

6 years

Dear Man United, please come take Mkhi & we don’t want Alexis too. You can have them both. #BOUARS .

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@banqist

2 years

I miss my mother a lot. I cry often when I see mums with their kids, but I’m comforted that she loved me so much and she was an amazing mother and role model to a lot of people around her.

Chicken Catcher 🐔

@EtuboDragon

2 years

Are you missing someone who has passed away? I do too. Please come here, let's talk and hug each other 🥺🤲🏾

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@banqist

5 years

Is Ole not at the wheels again? Norwegian Oke Emordi. #WOLMUN #FACup .

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@banqist

4 years

@EBMartins1 @Feyipatts @zeroismyname_ Read it again, this time slowly, maybe, just maybe you’d get her point. 🤡

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@banqist

7 years

Dear @LacazetteAlex Since the @Arsenal doesn't want to announce you, please aannounce yourself. Thanks Signed: A lot of @Arsenal fans.

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@banqist

7 years

Dear Lucas On behalf of the @Arsenal family, we say sorry for the way you were treated Have our best wishes for the future #DeadlineDay .

RC Deportivo

@RCDeportivo

7 years

#DALENENO

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@banqist

5 years

The owner of the marriage no want keep the marriage, why should anyone help him save it? Dead this silly narrative, please.

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@banqist

4 years

The imagery from tonight’s candlelight processions from different protests grounds are so so powerful. My goodness! 😭😭😭😭😭 #EndSARS .

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@banqist

6 years

How dare you suggest that Arsenal fans are racist? On behalf myself & Arsenal fans all over the world, I distance everyone from this. You're alone on this, mate.

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@banqist

5 years

@abotimothy @Postsubman He should goan date Messi then. He should leave people's daughters alone, since Messi is more important.

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@banqist

3 years

How to eat Ikokore:

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@banqist

6 years

"We grew up"? 😲 Please, many of us were born before 2005. We actually grew up watching Arsenal batter Chelsea.

POOJA!!!

@PoojaMedia

6 years

We grew up to know Chelsea bullying Arsenal for years but in this data age, any form of Arsenal team with jerseys give Conte's Chelsea headaches. Conte destroying Jose's Arsenal record at Chelsea. #PMFootball

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@banqist

1 year

“Bas” is in order, I’ll come back to add the “tard” when it’s done.

Torgbuigà

@Mr_Ceyram

1 year

If arsenal get 6 points from this, call me bastard

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@banqist

5 years

I don't know why there's a lot of fuss about this. Your accent is unique & great. People who rate, rank or romanticize how people pronounce words are fucking stupid & if you consider yours to be inferior, you're even stupider.

Mr. CEO

@DonCorleone432

5 years

Sco pu ta manaa?

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@banqist

6 years

"Radja Nainggolan was left out of the Belgian squad for tactical reasons" - Martinez. Roberto Martinez is either taking drugs or needs to be taking drugs.

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@banqist

5 years

@kobieta_a @SubDeliveryZone Exactly the point I am trying to make, the guy is not well. How can you treat grown women like kids?

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@banqist

4 years

@VictorEjechi Of course we know how to fix the many problems besetting this country but we won’t, don’t be fooled that those in power are clueless, what you see is organised chaos. Let’s start by putting in place consequences for actions, right now, there’s none, that’s why impunity rules.

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@banqist

6 years

Only Arsenal would reach out to you while you're already DISAPPOINTED, grab you, look you in the eye & DISAPPOINT you again! #ARSMCI .

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@banqist

5 years

@ElfPrinceNaveen @sa_vvy_ @Tonerozic Where & how exactly should she be talking about this kinda horrific stories, one person at a time? If survivors/victims wait a long time to speak up, it’s people like you that’ll still say “why did you wait this long” or why didn’t you blow it open since”? Oga, park well!

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@banqist

6 years

@OderaMartin @OfficialFPL I’m tired, Martin. Nothing I’m doing seems to be working. I don’t know what possessed me to captain Richarlison this GW...😭

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@banqist

5 years

Y’all saw the way that young Chelsea side stood up to Manchester City at the Etihad? Let’s wait till it’s my Arsenal’s turn, they’d go there & spread like mayonnaise on top of bread. 🤡🤡🤡.

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@banqist

6 years

Good morning Nigerians, except to Odion Ighalo. He should goan collect his own from Messi. Alakori.

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Bankole

@banqist

1 year

Again, I ask, do you guys like the people you are with?

Ojukwu Ezenwata

@ObumnaemeOjukwu

1 year

@ijeuru9 My girlfriend won miss Anambra state years ago but honestly she's not beautiful to win that then .

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@banqist

4 years

Another key democratic institution happens to fall under the rulership of a retired military officer. And you people think this is a democracy?

Postsubman

@Postsubman

4 years

- Just In : The chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) - Prof. Mahmood Yakubu has handed over to Air Vice - Marshall Ahmed Mu’azu (retd.) to oversee the affairs of the commission.

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@banqist

4 years

Who else wants the election results announced soon rather than later, not because you give a damn about Biden, some ideological change, or U.S foreign policy but because you just want to witness Trump complete & utter meltdown? #Election2020 .

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@banqist

6 years

This time tomorrow, Atletico Madrid would be WANDAring at the Metropolitano what hit them. Final score: @Atleti 1 - 2 @Arsenal .

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@banqist

6 years

Piano FC played all the wrong notes tonight 😂. #TOTMUN .

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@banqist

6 years

@Crhedrys They'd say he invented the UCL, Modernized the world cup & revolutionized the PL.

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@banqist

5 years

Fraud; Italo-Brazilian Mikel Obi.

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@banqist

7 years

@lasisielenu I died at "Road to Ayobo" 😂 Uncle Lasisi is not well, I swear.

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@banqist

7 years

@NigeriaNewsdesk @DailyPostNGR Funny how some think AJ can't be beaten at home. Abeg, na for where Bafana Bafana (South Africa) come beat Super Eagles (Nigeria)? 😝😜😛.

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@banqist

2 years

In the midst of fuel scarcity, the power (electricity) situation has hit rock button. It’d be interesting to know how much power we’re generating now... OPEC member & oil producing nation isonu.

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@banqist

5 months

The yellow card was for Christian Kouamé, for getting in the ref's face after Pepe was fouled, Pepe was never booked in the game. They've been looking for an opportunity to disparage the officiating in this tournament, because their PGMOL & its refs suck. AFCON refs > EPL refs.

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@banqist

5 years

Why won’t anyone like ironing? it’s like eating for me & the smoothness of ironed clothes is therapeutic. Iron a shirt/skirt today.

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