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@banjo2nd

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19, pan, poly, nonbinary (he/they/it) alleged LARPer. confirmed fuck machine. if ur here bc of a twitter debate you’ve already lost + i fucked ur dad

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@banjo2nd
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@The_sigma_fem she was that kid in middle school who threw a tantrum over a yo mama joke 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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what if we made like a church minus the religion. like we’d have philosophy classes instead of sunday school, rock concerts instead of hymns, and then slam poetry instead of a sermon
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@donkeytoothkid @RightWingCope that’s just grooming
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@TrueSlazac i love how italy needs no explanation
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@LilithLovett i’ve said it before, i’ll say it again
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@berryballzz check out this broad’s shoulders
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@libhawkish what if i just rob villages what does that mean
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@moonlit_misfit religious fanatics are freaks?! i’m SHOCKED
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@jacketlunch i’m such a pun girl this is great
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@TrueSlazac these countries are so similar, why don’t they just unite?
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@banjo2nd
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did a thing >~<
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@banjo2nd
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@nikicaga yeah i’d never heard his policies before and…jesus christ
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@RightWingCope because he knows he’s about to get millions in donations
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@PunishedZoe YUP! another zoe classic
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@MappyPoop decolonization is when colonization
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@JoeFromUtah depends who sent them
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@AIINazis okay but do they have a dog
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@Markovs__Cat @TrueSlazac HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT LMAOOO
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@prageru girlypop ur literally a propaganda company
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@PunishedNsfw typical. mom does all the work and the father gets all the credit for doing the bare minimum
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@prozacpapiii hey that’s my school!
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same thing
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@polisci4bimbos dear god 💀
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@banjo2nd
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eat shit nazi
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Tomorrow is Holocaust Remembrance Day. Hope you're all ready for the galactic load of victimhood headed our way.
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@ds1fan4000 no because philosophy is actually valuable. the only part of theology that has any value is the philosophical elements
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@Molycuddle every day i open this app and my depression grows worse
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@banjo2nd
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@AllNaz1s literally
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@banjo2nd
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as a man whose been sexually assaulted, genuinely go fuck yourself. go. fuck. your. self.
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@moonlit_misfit they were so close to a perfect analogy and yet so far
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@The_sigma_fem my hands are that big
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@PunishedZoe he’s just like me fr
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@libhawkish there is no geneva convention in the land of minecraft
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@TheAntifaTurtle ur being mean to the poor armed racists who are immune to the law 🥺🥺
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STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!! STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!! STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!! STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!! STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!! STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!!
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STOP HARASSING ME FOR THIS TWEET!! STOP HARASSING ME FOR THIS TWEET!! STOP HARASSING ME FOR THIS TWEET!! STOP HARASSING ME FOR THIS TWEET!! STOP HARASSING ME FOR THIS TWEET!! STOP HARASSING ME FOR THIS TWEET!! STOP HARASSING ME FOR THIS TWEET!! STOP HARASSING ME FOR THIS TWEET!!
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@banjo2nd
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@Lacrimae_Mundi poetry slam u
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@CatgirlAnarcho ok i might need to watch that second one tho
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@TheAntifaTurtle the only victims were the sjws who got vilified for standing up to cishet white men
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@dinosmash_69 wow… so powerful…
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@pierbiwierbi @IntoxicWasteMan @SlayzKiana homelander probably his roll model or sum
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@moonlit_misfit > the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen >this guy: 🤡🤡🤡
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ancaps seek to: -be pedophiles -be pedophiles -be pedophiles -kill everyone who’s not a billionaire -be pedophiles
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@ThemBread consensual incest
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@MsUngovernable why yes i stand for the anthem the anthem:
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@TrueSlazac ok but that’s hilarious tho
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@BKWelles im not even mad i laughed for 5 minutes at this one
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@GalenMetzger1 there are so many pathetic losers on ET and you managed to be worse. you should be in jail
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@joakial_ need a ‘Science is Realfag’ t shirt
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@moonlit_misfit that woman is beautiful and he is most likely a troll
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@historiphon @RuNoseP how do you put coolidge but not teddy or grant or even taft
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@SocialistWeenie @Eurocyon @LiterallyCanada @CloroxFox well technically water itself isn- *gunshots*
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@TrueSlazac people would have food for one
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@g_abe0 i think it’s jamie kilstein who does this skit, but he said (i’m paraphrasing here) “i used to say boycott walmart but some people need cheap shit and that’s where u go to get cheap shit so now i say don’t boycott walmart, STEAL from walmart”
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whose the most evil person on ET?
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@TheAntifaTurtle when are you due to lay eggs
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@psych0kn0t_ @SaltedNectar this is so real sweden no longer exists to me
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@TrueSlazac she was in the right for the entire autism debate and 99% of autistic people agreed with her
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@kaden53535 “i should become educated on politics” conservatives: BOOOOO
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@ArchysLife this isn’t unethical at all. being trans isn’t a damn std. if the other person consents who cares?
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@ds1fan4000 L for them i guess
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@moonlit_misfit “ Kids today don't seem interested in having kids” is such a wild statement
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fuck the police fuck government fuck capitalism fuck authority fuck hierarchy fuck religion fuck bedtimes fuck stop signs fuck no smoking signs fuck the UN fuck dictators fuck monarchs fuck presidents fuck parliaments fuck military fuck the DMV fuck game wardens fuck you
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@libhawkish minecraft is ancapistan and i am the sole robber baron
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@libhawkish oh no… and if i tear down the villagers homes to build myself a castle?
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@panopticowen bro matched with yoda 😭😭😭😭
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@The_sigma_fem @aidan_capra remember, they can ALWAYS tell
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@joakial_ you’ve convinced me to become norwegian i’m omw
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@NeriiLune hiii hruuu
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@SocDoneLeft THEY STOLE HIGH SCHOOLERS KISSING HOW DARE THEY
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@g_abe0 depends on if u count man boobs
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@TheAntifaTurtle imagine he was born january 4th 1988
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@CatgirlAnarcho could be us <3
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@TrueSlazac no way this is real ur joking
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that is a MAN 😭😭😭
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this one is also required viewing ggehh… haaaah hahhh… pluh…
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imagine fumbling this
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it’s my birthday yippee🎉
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oooo he feelin fineeee
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@smizzyisbased oh wow antisemitism that’s wild
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@Brananaxx hi 🥺
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someone just blocked me for using “🥺”
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yes i am hot shit, how could you tell?
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@banjo2nd
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haiku 🧵 (i’ll post these regularly unless i don’t idfk art’s a process) haiku in case you’re unfamiliar: the rule for haiku is five then seven then five syllables thanks bye
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@girlcel_ GIRL IN BLUE MENTIONED
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THANK YOU FOR 3 FOLLOWERS!!
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just got my acceptance letter
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yo so i’m agender (waow)
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@kaden53535 forcing people to assimilate is absolutely discrimination actually
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@NeriiLune okay 🥺
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@BluSilvrPaladin @Elafagalus i just know joker votes Green
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@The_sigma_fem is it even employed
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entering my apolitical arc
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@moonlit_misfit “but” 🤡
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@MSteuller @DrewPavlou anarcho primitivism is easily the worst ideology mentioned here
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@libhawkish more like nero i think
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@girlcel_ faith where were you during the events on september 11th, 2001?
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@g_abe0 my nosy ass’s worst enemy
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