Former twink, former twunk 🏳️🌈 Hot Mess Express according to ChatGPT…just a forty-something foxy-moron! Come for the thirst traps, stay for the chaos 🍆
It saddens/disgusts me that so many people have never heard “Your Disco Needs You” from Kylie until it was on Ru Paul! What is wrong with you people!?!! Hand back your gay card immediately
Well at least the football result has inspired me for my night out in Sitges tonight - let’s see if Scotland can get pumped by Germany twice in one night 🤣
So yeh - somehow I ran the
@LondonMarathon
in a personal best in 3.44 - and also raised nearly £1000 for
@Beatson_Charity
- which was the main thing! I’m going to enjoy the Prosecco and vodka I have starved myself of for the lay few weeks now 🤣
Still not quite sure how I did it but my legs today definitely feel like they ran a sub 3.45 marathon 🤣 if you excuse me I am going to spend most of today in my bed 😴😴
That was a very sweaty half marathon but another medal for the collection! Now I can enjoy life for the next few weeks without running- next stop Malmö!!
Another day, another gym progress pic from my bathroom with the fabulous lighting! My BMI finally says I’m not overweight any more so must be doing something right 🤣
Primed and ready for
@LondonMarathon
tomorrow! Just hope the rain stays off! If anyone would like to sponsor me there’s still plenty time, any pennies you could throw my way would be lovely!
Taking applications for my winter boyfriend - apply within although you will need to pass the oral examination before your application will be approved
Did my 3 months check in with my PT today and even I’m in shock with the progress I’ve made! 7kg down since November - and managed to do this without giving up drinking 🤣🤣 Can’t wait to see the progress in the next three months! 💪🏻 thank you
@LDN_Muscle
💪🏻💪🏻
with circles ending it’s gonna be a big week for guys being like “who wants my alt” and someone they’ve never seen or interacted with replying “omg me!!!”
@JaneyGodley
I’ve got my English friends down in Birmingham to love you as well! They see Nicola Sturgeon in a whole new light now! This is my pal Andy rocking your face mask which he wears every day when he rides the train to work 🤣
The euphoria has worn off and the pain is still kicking in but what an experience that London marathon was! My training had NOT gone to plan at all but somehow it all came right on the day and my run couldn’t have gone any better….I even managed to remember to pose this time 🤣
Honestly - some people calling themselves daddy in their early 30s…get a grip! Maybe in some parts of Glasgow but hit 40 first before you take that title
Can’t believe how many followers I lost after my reaction to England getting through to the Euros final 🤣 I best stick to posting thirst traps
Although….Vamos España! 🙃
So when are the protests for Team GB to pull out of the Olympics going to start since Israel are taking part in that? Or do we only just target Eurovision acts for that