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@bananas_are_bad

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Former twink, former twunk 🏳️‍🌈 Hot Mess Express according to ChatGPT…just a forty-something foxy-moron! Come for the thirst traps, stay for the chaos 🍆

Birmingham/Glasgow
Joined December 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
5 months
I definitely think my twink death was an upgrade 💪🏻 #twinkdeath
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Yes I am single and no I don’t have any plans tonight 👅 Happy Valentines!
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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When you’re running late for a meeting but you gotta get that selfie done first 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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I am so proud of my wee roof garden! Took up most of my bank holiday weekend to get it like this but I am so ready for the summer now! ☀️☀️☀️
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
Well the potential reveal of pole on my alt seems to have gotten some interest 🤣🤣👀
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
7 months
It saddens/disgusts me that so many people have never heard “Your Disco Needs You” from Kylie until it was on Ru Paul! What is wrong with you people!?!! Hand back your gay card immediately
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Bathroom mirror I have missed you! Christ I need to go to a sunbed!
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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New Grindr profile pic? 🤣🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
10 months
New Grindr pic? 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
When the bathroom lighting catches you at the right angle….
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Been looking for those briefs for ages! Thought someone had stolen them from me - just in time for Pride too ha 😜🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Well I’m loving the lighting in this hotel!!
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
What is it with twinks travelling in grey joggies on flights? What are you trying to do to me 🥵🥵🥵
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
The joys of being Scottish….and yes this hurt a lot!
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every British person has a time where they got sunburnt so badly that it’s become a part of their lore
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Well at least the football result has inspired me for my night out in Sitges tonight - let’s see if Scotland can get pumped by Germany twice in one night 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Well - a promise is a promise! Mon the Bhoys 🍀🍀🍀
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@OwenJones84 At least the Sun north of the border reflects how the nation actually feels
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
So yeh - somehow I ran the @LondonMarathon in a personal best in 3.44 - and also raised nearly £1000 for @Beatson_Charity - which was the main thing! I’m going to enjoy the Prosecco and vodka I have starved myself of for the lay few weeks now 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Final long training run before @LondonMarathon - DONE ✅ I cannot wait to get my life back and have it not revolve around running 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Still not quite sure how I did it but my legs today definitely feel like they ran a sub 3.45 marathon 🤣 if you excuse me I am going to spend most of today in my bed 😴😴
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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That was a very sweaty half marathon but another medal for the collection! Now I can enjoy life for the next few weeks without running- next stop Malmö!!
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Post run cheeky hotel snap? No one asked but you’re getting one anyways 👅
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Today is definitely a day for grey joggies - thank god for working from home!
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Three days of drinking in a row was not a good idea #rough 🤮
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Should I fake tan before I fly to Malmö on Monday? 🧐
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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At what point do I launch the alt? 🧐
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Love it when a 4.5 hour journey takes nearly 7 hours…..but I am here! Glasgow I am in you!!! It’s good to be home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
Ready for my party tonight - COME ON OLLY!!!!!! #Eurovision2024
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smile if your dick is big
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Another day, another gym progress pic from my bathroom with the fabulous lighting! My BMI finally says I’m not overweight any more so must be doing something right 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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It’s just the way god made me, that or the marathon training 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Another race under the belt - this was “only” a half marathon though so didn’t feel as bad! Great Birmingham Run - done! And a new PB too 🙌🏻
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Primed and ready for @LondonMarathon tomorrow! Just hope the rain stays off! If anyone would like to sponsor me there’s still plenty time, any pennies you could throw my way would be lovely!
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Taking applications for my winter boyfriend - apply within although you will need to pass the oral examination before your application will be approved
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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I hope this wasn’t my fault…..sorry @alexander_olly and Europe…🙊🙈
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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2013 - 2023 10 year difference but still loves a slutty mirror selfie
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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I got bored.....if I can’t get to the West End then the West End can come to me 🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️ #DefyingGravity #DefyingBoredom
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Waiting on HRH @kylieminogue to take to the stage!!!
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Manchester Marathon - done! New PB of 3.49 as well - one very happy boy!
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Didn’t bring any appropriate underwear for running so I’m now going to the gym wearing a jock oops
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Post workout sweaty Betty 🥵
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Did my 3 months check in with my PT today and even I’m in shock with the progress I’ve made! 7kg down since November - and managed to do this without giving up drinking 🤣🤣 Can’t wait to see the progress in the next three months! 💪🏻 thank you @LDN_Muscle 💪🏻💪🏻
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how i look / / how i talk
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How I Look / / How I talk
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Steve Clarke - I know you’ve still not picked your full squad for Euro 2024 but I am available and even come prepared! I’m lethal from 6 yards 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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If Labour get a majority over 150 seats I’ll post pole on main 🍆👅🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Another weekend, another pride but this time it’s the home town woo! Hello Glasgow 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 #PadamPadam
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Who wants my alt?
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with circles ending it’s gonna be a big week for guys being like “who wants my alt” and someone they’ve never seen or interacted with replying “omg me!!!”
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Quote of the holiday so far…”I thought you were a bottom until you got a hard on” - not sure if that’s a compliment or not? 🤣🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@JaneyGodley I’ve got my English friends down in Birmingham to love you as well! They see Nicola Sturgeon in a whole new light now! This is my pal Andy rocking your face mask which he wears every day when he rides the train to work 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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The chest is chesting today! 💪🏻
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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11 followers short of 5000 now - do I do a real mini reveal if I hit 5K? 👀
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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The euphoria has worn off and the pain is still kicking in but what an experience that London marathon was! My training had NOT gone to plan at all but somehow it all came right on the day and my run couldn’t have gone any better….I even managed to remember to pose this time 🤣
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
10 months
Fuck it - it’s Christmas! 🎄🎅🏻
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 months
Appropriate attire for today! If Celtic win I’ll post again but just wearing the Celtic top 🤣🍀🍀🍀
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Nice to be back in the motherland for a couple of days 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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That’s my Eurovision complete! Met the Queen of Eurovision and the true 2024 winner Hera Björk tonight!!!! ❤️
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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No one in England believes me when I say for a full month we did Scottish country dancing at PE instead of exercise 🤣
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Every Scottish PE class in December
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Honestly - some people calling themselves daddy in their early 30s…get a grip! Maybe in some parts of Glasgow but hit 40 first before you take that title
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Completely forgot I have an alt - will need to start posting on it again 👀
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Managed to survive the birthday without a hangover - I call that a win!
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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That last thirst trap got nearly 1,100 likes…..is it time to set up an alt account? 👀
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Can’t believe how many followers I lost after my reaction to England getting through to the Euros final 🤣 I best stick to posting thirst traps Although….Vamos España! 🙃
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Gym done, case packed…time to toast this holiday yaaaaaaaas! 🥳🥳
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Baz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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So when are the protests for Team GB to pull out of the Olympics going to start since Israel are taking part in that? Or do we only just target Eurovision acts for that
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