๐๐ฆ๐ญ๐ / 28 / no one under 18 pls / proshippers dni / sometimes writes fanfic, mostly twst theories and jokes / notifs on for mutuals only, sorry
top 10 sluttiest jobs for men:
- headmaster
- second born prince
- heir to briar valley
- ex-child solider turned single father
- alchemy professor
- dentist
- magical history professor
- amusement park owner
- actor
- sebekโs grandfather
spoilers //
thin build best for track, jacket around waist with dramatic flare, baton behind back like a baseball bat, new part to hair, slim headband around forehead like a yanki
he really canโt leave behind his delinquent tendencies when it comes to how he dresses and stands
coral sea hometown event special guest star
PERFECT: tweel's mother or mrs ashengrotto
LIKELY: prince rielle
FUNNIER: MR ashengrotto, the attorney that the mrs pounced on as soon as the divorce papers went through
it feels like leonaโs scar is much more prominent in his new bday groovy than it was in the past. his bangs tend to hide it or it looks small but here it almost extends down more and looks darker
gamer theory that the broomquets arenโt just a fun play on words, flower language characterization, and cool way to incorporate a mage and broom outfit for birthdays but itโs also the flowers that wouldโve been used for their funeral bouquets
spoilers //
thatโs jack in the bg, meaning deuce can out run a beastman. jack mentioned before that he and his siblings would sometimes go out and run for hours and hours on end without getting tired. thatโs kinda scary why are you so fast deucey??????
maybe itโs just me, but at first glance they look pretty similar i think? & this is coming from leona fan
#1
the3/4 angle, the jawline, eyebrows, & smug facial expression is more in line w leonaโs character than jamilโs. him being upside down doesnโt help either
leona has this whole conversation about how he enjoys solving complex problems/mysteries in his broomquet story and he could easily go into ancient incantation studies or detective work as a career but NOOOO he wants to go into FRACKING
twst spoilers //
iโm so glad mickey gave yuu a pen bc itโs feeding into my thoughts especially since yuu is teaming up with silver โthe swordโ
โthe pen is mightier than the swordโ
like imagine dressing like this thinking ur hot shit and u get your ass handed to you by those goody two shoes goobers at RSA in those bright white clean uniforms, iโd be SICK
having book 7 go through all the dorms again and ending with heartslabyul makes the most sense since alice in wonderland is a dream, the best way to end a nightmare is with a dream. damn maybe this really was our twisted wonderland
book 7 spoilers /
โidia is upset his mom may have seen his anime tiddy folder while looking for files to update orthoโ
WRONG heโs scared that she mightโve seen his 100+ wips of sledding magical girl self-insert fanfics
moving into new place today and my mom asked me โwhere do you want your guys?โ i told her anywhere is fine and iโll arrange them later
but this set up she did is cute
tbh scared of a twst anime becoming well-known bc i already watch the fandom rehash discourse once every two weeks bc ppl donโt have media literacy skills for these characters. can you imagine that but times a thousand if more ppl get into twst
........do u guys think sebek got a HUGE crush on epel after he saw his sew up his squirshie in the harveston event. not only did he save his precious toy but also didnt malleus say somewhere that handicrafts like sewing/clothing making/etc is held in high regards in briar valley
vargas camp is one of the best events bc not only do we get characterization of how these characters would react to living in the great outdoors but also who would definitely not survive a horror movie scenario
hmmm what if both jamil AND kalim are snake coded but very different
jamil is a viper. venomous. posed to strike if hungry or threatened, and even has a hoodie like a hooded viper
while kalim, he is a python. i know some ppl that think theyโre not as dangerous, just donโt let-
ruggie spending most of his childhood in poverty, his mother died in childbirth likely due to her economic status so couldnt access better medical care, his father likely leaving his family behind, his grandmother having to work even harder to try and get them out of their-
sebek:
*trips*
*thousands of pictures of malleus draconia spill from pockets*
*slips on a pile of pictures*
*more pictures fall out as he falls to his knees, desperately trying to pick them up*
โฆ What do you want human, donโt just stand there! Help me gather my collection!
lrt ortho has roommates.. he has other ignihyde freshmen friends that he plays games with.. heโs being a whole person separate from his brother with friends and interests and-
kifaji: thinks heโs very intelligent and knows he wants whatโs best for the country (still a lil shit (affectionately))
cheka: sees past his apathetic persona & wants to be around him
royal guards: ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบpwease train us we admire you
leona: everyone at home HATES me
twst spoilers /
malleus can look into ppls dreams but isnt interfering w the dream quartet meddling.. maybe he wants to watch how everything unfolds bc maybe lilia never told him what happened to his parents so hes using them to find out
*in earshot of 1st yrs*
yuu: who is your fav freshie?
leona: none. they're too damn annoying
*after they all walk away*
leona: i would never say this to their face, but jack& epel r both great athletes& got incredible potential
yuu: wh..why wouldn't you say that to their face?
i feel like i need to let everyone know that idia isnt holding a regular spatula, heโs holding a fish spatula. for a bell pepper themed culinary event
how the heck does fellow think heโs going to get away with kidnapping a bunch of students when one of them is a prince, another an heir to a massive fortune, and then there is MISS vil scheonheotsvheonhet herself like???????
we get it, u werenโt taught math but it doesnโt add up
to anybody protesting or signing petitions, etc, please be mindful using your legal name, providing your address, being photographed and showing identifiable traits (face, tattoos, certain clothing) -
twst spoilers /
what if lilia named silver, silver bc he associates him as w his long time enemy and when he first finds silver he greatly resents him but canโt abandon him or neglect him bc he was once an orphan too but he calls him silver w disdain in his voice for a long time
in this game scar is considered a terrifying and harsh food critic that remy is scared of (and not just bc of a bad review lol) yet here he is. ordering the most basic food recipe
we need culinary crucible every two months iโm not joking. itโs a good palette cleanser from events and banners, idc just rerun old ones and let me send my kids out grocery shopping every twenty minutes
ramshackle uniform vest is charcoal grey, charcoal is used as fuel for fire, grim having destructive fire magic, the overblot stones looks like pieces of charcoalโฆ.. connecting dots
somehow fairy gala IF/remix feels more โcanonโ to the main storyline, since most of the cast seems to have more character development compared to the first fairy gala? kalim hesitates to jump in immediately & wants to consult with jamil, leona encourages jack, riddle praises ace,
playful land spoilers //
leona had a cool big brother moment where he protected everyone and distracted the puppets but he got tired afterwards and sat on the grass, which got him snared in the magic wood bc of the โno sitting on the grassโ rule lmao
๐: my father is here, shape up potatoes
๐ถ๏ธ: hello there! thank you for looking after my kleiner Schatz. i hope we can become good acquaintances during your stay here
๐ฆ:
๐ฆ, whispering to ๐: hey how serious is your dad about the bachelor life
๐: stay away from my father
despite everything lilia went through, being an orphan, living a life as a child soldier, losing the two ppl he loved the most in the world, being banished, mocked and humiliated by his countrymen, his magic fading and dying sooner than his life expectancy-
using technomagic to make the ladle and whisk float but his new chef gear has the apron ties be in the โinexperiencedโ style. the kitchen is going to blow up
twisted mean girls starting vil schoenheit, produced by vil schoenheit, directed by vil schoenheit, makeup by vil schoenheit, costumes by vil schoenheit, casting by vil schoenheit, edited by vil schoenheit, written by vil schoenheit, special effects by vil schoenheit, catering by
playful land spoilers /
random lore drop that jack's little brother is magicless?? i wonder if its just him, does that mean he cant turn into a wolf? that must feel lonely to be the odd one out in ur family
DIVUS CREWEL VOICE LINES โ๏ธ
โ๏ธ: "What's with the dark circles in your eyes? I didn't expect you to stay up all night doing your homework... I knew it. You need to plan better, you stupid dog!"
SORRY CREWEL SENSEI AAAHHHHHHHH ๐ญ
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*secret third years gc*
trey: i canโt believe those underclassmen of ours would want to go to such an obviously shady place like playful land
leona: what idiots would think that fox guy is trustworthy?
*hears doors open and close late at night*
trey:
leona:
leona: SHIT OUR IDIOTS
twst spoilers //
since briar valley is known to not have tech it might take a long time to contact the royal family there so the shrouds will have no choice but to contact anyone & everyone they can that can help get to NRC and save the kids
this is how the kingscholars can win