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@balancedoutt

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software engineer game development and shitposting once a year streams

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4 months
@ShitpostGate would be so nuts if my ide told me where the problem was and underlined it
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@ayeejuju Maybe she just wasn't happy in her marriage, also how do you even know she abandoned her kid? You can get divorced and still be there for your kids.
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5 months
@HelpingChads this is how i stopped being homeless. i just simply applied to shitass 400 call a day call centers (there are thousands and they are always looking for people) and find a place on craigslist. anyone can do it
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1 year
@Atrioc I just don't understand how anyone can care about this guys apology, people don't change this fast and literally the only reason he is doing any of this is because he got caught. Daily reminder to stay away from virtue signalers. Good people don't need to try hard to prove it.
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@Schaffrillas who cares its funny
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5 months
@silentpartner80 harlem population is mostly black, therefore its a logical conclusion that bad guys there would be mostly black. that would be like complaining a superhero in montana is fighting mostly white people lmfao
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10 months
@Asmongold @unity its really sad as someone who has been building a game in unity for like 3 months, not long enough to justify continuing, very demoralizing and makes me not want to bother trying with a new engine either. unity was unique too in that it was designed to be used with c#, which no
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7 months
@OliverJia1014 The game would have been a 10/10 if they simply let the player decide what to do. It would have made the parts where u play as Abby even more important, essentially trying to convince u not to do it the whole game.
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9 months
@ShitpostRock Gabe not being held to shareholders and caring about steams legacy as a platform is just the perfect recipe for success. Ethics carrying steam hard on top of a good platform. I wish other game industry companies would have a similar mindset.
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1 year
@__C0zyy @Struggle_Tweet If you shower twice a day you should be locked up for life
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2 years
@Asmongold they turned them all gay so they stopped reproducing
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4 months
@GRAVEHOPP187 Guns are cool and fun to shoot, you can also kill people trying to break into your house with them
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8 months
@DiscussingFilm sex scenes in tv/movies are almost always cringe. Its one thing to show the first few seconds and the aftermath, but I don't need to see a pg13 version of some dude beating on his ladies guts. it adds nothing and i am cringing the entire time
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4 months
@Dexerto What a legend. I still remember how crazy it was when travis pastrana hit the double back in the day, triple is completely absurd. rest in peace
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7 months
@nocontxt99 oh no that is so sad. rest in peace king.
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9 months
@wavywebsurf ?? How are u gonna compare a literal life ruining criminal with someone who's just done a few things that made people mad and has an ego.
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8 months
@EverythingOOC Free thinkers is right because it's based as hell to not just pretend to hate the popular thing like so many special snowflakes do, good music is good music
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4 months
@BruderOmar @HambinOwO @lolambie Yeah she was good but at the same time the team she was on (Shanghai dragons) lost every single game in that season of the owl. 0-40. They set the loss streak record in professional sports at 0-29, then managed to lose another 11 matches. Imo, not the best example.
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8 months
@ayeejuju yes it does, u literally have no idea what love means if u think this
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3 months
@DocStrangelove2 That's a nice Glock and balls
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8 months
@yunggravy Pop punk
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1 year
@prodfulcrum there is nothing wrong with living with your parents ever, especially if you get a long with them. the problem comes when you live with your parents not doing anything with your life at all
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3 months
@RiotPhroxzon not being able to qss mordes ult is going to go down as one of the worst changes ever done. that character is way too easy to play to not allow some itemized counter play, and on top of that the QSS items suck ass
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5 months
@_claypot completely different people ur talking about. the only people who had a miserable experience in that window are people who care way too much about politics and thought trump was satan. most people had a good time
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5 months
@ShitpostRock if caesar says you're his top guy... you're his top guy
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9 months
@MrTLexify Cross play did
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9 months
@ShitpostRock this post is not about diablo 4 its about overwatch which is a free game
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3 months
@sparepartsdoll i would be killed within the week if they added this
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8 months
@dafran thank god someone that plays this game has a brain. legitimately, supports should be losing 1v1s to dps characters of equal skill at least 80% of the time. you should have to outplay. its so hard to hit some supports, they can self heal, and they do the same damage as dps
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5 months
@Method its mop and its not close at all
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1 year
@GlastKo @EverythingOOC Disagree on the last one. You waste so much money, smell terrible, your mouth is gross, your lungs turn black and u die in ur 50s. But God damn do u look cool doing it
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3 months
@SamitoFPS >immunity in a short cooldown >peak overwatch more like peak brain damage
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7 months
@TheCinesthetic popstar never stop never stopping
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11 months
@johnhawkinsrwn @shoe0nhead yeah so this clip is from hydewars50 during black lives matter and is arguably the highest point of polarization in the history of american politics
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8 months
@ElliottVenczel removing addons is such a bad take. The problem is that certain addons are required. Blizzard should either nuke the functionality that makes those addons possible, or add default in game options for them. How is customizing your UI the way you want bad? (it isn't!)
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8 months
@MiddleearthMixr this is simply the most based tweet I've read all week. Shadow of Mordor absolutely gets a (well deserved) pass
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10 months
@crim_tweets_ printing money. the goverment should never be allowed to print money again and if they aren't able to operate within the confines of the taxpayer dollars then politicians should just start getting fired
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3 months
@ShitpostGate on god bro. thankfully this is getting more common again these days (was looking to go extinct for a few years there)
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6 months
@FilledwithUrine Is huffing gasoline a substance abuse problem?
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4 months
@ThatVeganHealer @JustinWhang This made me hungry, I'm gonna get that extra cheeseburger after all
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8 months
@Zvbear horrible take sleeve tattoos are one of the most attractive things a girl can have
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3 months
@Lepandk you definitely only need dbm and details to do all content in the game at a regular level. Which isn't even the fault of addons, the game itself should have a solution for those.
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@RealSmeth @shoe0nhead people write off 100% of what sam says because of the 75% of the time its completely insane. The other 25% of the time he is spitting
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@Dexerto not good enough
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5 months
@DannyVegito its cus smoking doesnt need help looking cool. under no circumstances should u smoke it is so bad for u but damn it looks cool
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4 months
@LinaEcks @BruderOmar @HambinOwO @lolambie the worst losing streak in organized professional sports doesnt need an addendum
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1 year
@AntiCheatPD I will never be convinced that this guy doesn't deserve prison. Nickmercs is right
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8 months
@charlieINTEL open combat missions being advertised as a feature instead of them being honest about it just being as minimal work they could possibly put in to trick people into thinking its a campaign mission is just depressing
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4 months
@himbodotgov What a good post
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2 years
@MichaelDoesLife plaeze send elder ring ez mode
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1 year
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6 months
@cyberstephanie @TurkeyBurgurs "Dominate" implies that the overwhelming majority of professional players would be women. Its just an ignorant take to think that. In an ideal world, it would be an even share (based on the worlds population for sex)
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6 months
@_shwabade_ idk this aint that bad from my experience, some people are always gonna need some extra care and if u cant handle it that is fine, dont date them
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3 years
@jeremym480 @AnOpenSecret @ginacarano as they should have. these are all clearly jokes. we want less people fired not more
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10 months
@Nicky7282 @Asmongold @unity you are right but unity is built from the ground up entirely to support c#, its not just a supported language, all of unities libraries and features are designed to go hand in hand with c#. godot having c# support is a godsend in every way, but its not the same
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@Qwik early access for single player games is less weird than multiplayer
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@cowboyenjoyer_ It's completely fine and anyone who says otherwise doesn't live in the real world and nothing they say is worth listening to
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4 months
@blep_hehe Replies from guys that are just friends
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3 months
@Grummz @Asmongold people are fighting the wrong fight against addons. The problem is when addons are a replacement for what is missing from the game, despite it also being required. Addons themselves are a great way to augment the experience to your preference without relying on the devs.
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3 years
@NIACHIRIE @sleepisocialist well, every single person at that protest who didn't attack him is alive and well. all im saying.
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6 months
@chubbyemu I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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3 years
@navicityy @dafran people do fucked up shit in bed literally all the time. What if thats recorded and played out of context? what if he was just in a really bad mood after losing a game and treated his girlfriend in a way that is absolutely unacceptable, but also not a regular thing? what if?
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@LinkofSunshine i am very much a hasan hater but i dont think this is hypocritical at all. u can think the rich need to be taxed heavier while being rich
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@JesseSMFI @xQc Nowhere near as cool as the gshock I had in middle school
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4 years
@Asmongold @Trainwreckstv @zackmcilreavey good times, when shit was simple, and pubg was fun as fuck
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1 year
@ProRebornYT Content creator with no idea how the real world runs moment
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@DimitriMonroeZ This is how I kiss my girl but only because I don't have a sister
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3 years
@KEEMSTAR true, however it is dumb that gina carano got fired for saying something stupid and pedro pascal won't. I don't want him to, neither should have been.
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@Asmongold @N_Tys26 idk man seems to me like ur just looking for a new game. A lot of people like retail the way it is now. I don't see why your suggestion has to replace current retail and not just be a different game (poe vs poe 2 great comparison here even)
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@TheCinesthetic Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
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@hippojuicefilm Put me on the watchlist then ig
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@ds_lily_ its really only currency trading that is bad, i dont really think people have too many issues with non stackable items
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3 years
@JackPosobiec correct and also conservative does not mean Christian. "conservative" influencers are so concerned with cramming religion into every little thing so hard that they will try to gatekeep people out of a political party they supposedly want to win because people are different. LMFAO
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@charlieINTEL cod 4 is by far the best and its not even close if you played on PC. One of the best games of all time when it comes to modded gameplay. on console it was undoubtedly MW2
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@ykkswb source: i made it up
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3 years
@lazule2 @shoe0nhead sure. but before you go sympathizing with 1940s japan why dont you do some research into unit 731 and the nanking massacre.
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3 months
@Zizaran they should put them back on aisling. Catarina should have a low chance to drop and aisling should be guaranteed if you know how toset your board up
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9 months
@dellor we love to hear it dude. you're gonna come out on top in the end
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1 year
@dafran Hot take, life weaver is balanced and every healer should be brought down to his level. U simply can't compete with other healers when they do 50% more healing and 3x more damage
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3 years
@tiara1023 @JackPosobiec I am sure his attorneys not only didn't want him on the stand, but tried to convince him not to. At the end of the day if he wants to testify he gets to testify
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@Bagofdonutsss @DidSocrates @stillgray i wouldnt say unfortunately, the guy stopped attacking and he didnt die thats a win on both sides. its unfortunate other people ended up dying in the process of being stopped from attacking.
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@KiDCuDi Happy ur expressing urself man, be who u want to be. Your music so bad these days u sound like ur gargling on ur own mayo tho
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@Localldentity jenubu is retarded
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3 years
@Timcast a year straight of nothing but good takes just to ruin the streak with this really bad one
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1 year
@Thdlock objectively accurate tier list for people who only care about high end pve and nothing else
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1 year
@MountainMagg @ZubyMusic Ur life sounds depressing for no other reason than the pursuit of being pretentious on purpose.
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5 months
@TractorGuy97 @HelpingChads When I first started this I was nervous ordering fast food, it absolutely does
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3 years
@OrdinaryGamers everyones cod list is based entirely on what cod they played first. only people with real opinions are ones who s first cod was cod 1/uo or cod 2 lets be honest. black ops 2 was trash
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@DevronAlistar @RiotPhroxzon this might work if morde didnt go rylais first item and have 100% uptime due to his passive
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4 months
@HambinOwO Irrelevant post, can't use sexism as an excuse forever. Not even saying it's not true, but it just doesn't matter if it's true. The factual and historical evidence suggests this is wrong and the only counter argument is that the space isn't safe for women (which I agree with)
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3 years
@BidenLs @catturd2 what we really need is presidents who dont do this at all
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3 years
@Noobface @dafran he was on the last server and they likely invited all the exact same people back
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@Superscooter2 @BruderOmar @HambinOwO @lolambie Her team lost every match, there was no carry. They won a few maps but that is it. They lost every match before she joined the team and every match after. What you are saying doesn't matter
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@shottyshanee not wrong tho
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