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@badkuthi69

8 years

Wow someone should invent an organization that offers screenings and other women's health services at an affordable cost

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Cervical cancer death rates are much higher than previously thought, study says

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as a child i was led to believe the bermuda triangle would be a far greater threat in adulthood than it actually turned out to be

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why isn’t he texting back

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4 years

babe are u seriously trying to fuck during this movie... like did u not see the criterion logo at the beginning or do u just not care?

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6 years

Trevor Noah is just Bill Maher for people with “nevertheless, she persisted” tote bags

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6 years

the arcade fire show is packed

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ereh uoy ekat neht ”tops a wonk I“ ekil eb syuG

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5 years

i asked a 4 year old if he wanted a turn on the karaoke machine and he replied “no, i can’t read”

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6 years

if your dog stops at my feet it’s not an excuse for you to talk to me too. this is between me and the dog. mind your business

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@badkuthi69

9 years

Got this text today. Pack up, everyone, feminism is officially dead. http://t.co/tdOkurunfY

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@badkuthi69

7 years

how many teens were radicalized after carefully curating a sex playlist only to lose their virginity to a spotify ad

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5 years

:)

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7 years

locals when they find their leftist friend’s twitter

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5 years

last night i met an indian dude named toby and i was like “indian parents really named you toby?” and he said “nah i just love spiderman, my real name is ankit”

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@badkuthi69

5 years

thinking a lot about this coloring book my sister and i found at a shop in sargodha

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@badkuthi69

7 years

i did a tweet mocking astrology and a handful of people have called me a fake feminist because of it and now i'm a libertarian

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7 years

i made a bingo card for men on film twitter because someone had to

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6 years

i’m in an uber with a white boy and our driver suddenly turns around and asks me “kya saare desi munde mar gaye?”

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5 years

people who make the “all white guys have a podcast” joke have the same energy as customers who say “does that mean it’s free” when something doesn’t scan

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@badkuthi69

5 years

Future gave Pakistani women more representation in one lyric than Kumail Nanjiani did in his entire career

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7 years

(inhales deeply) YOU CAN BELIEVE THE MILITARY IS AN IMPERIALIST WEAPON AND THAT BANNING TRANS PEOPLE IS DEHUMANIZING IT CAN BE TWO THINGS

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7 years

I'll never forget the time I was crying outside my building & a girl was like "sorry ur going thru some shit but which way is Shake Shack?"

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@badkuthi69

6 years

fuck off dude

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6 years

Tinder messages inbox always look like: Hi Hey Hey what’s up how’s it going Hi 👋🏻 Hi beautiful how’s your night Sup Question: what would you do if you found a group of tiny ant sized people in your bag? Heyyyy

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7 years

siri how do i stop using "lmao" as a conversational crutch

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4 years

akon spoke better hindi in chammak challo than some of u diaspora mango poetry ass bitches ever will in ur life

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5 years

happy mother’s day to the eldest daughters of immigrant parents

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7 years

Male feminists on here r like "hello brainy lady… sorry to demand emotional labor but could u send pics of ur pussy? I'm sex positive haha"

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6 years

the most surreal thing to ever happen to me as a muslim in america was an adult very sincerely asking me “how are you holding up” the day after osama bin laden was killed

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5 years

excuse me but WHO is responsible for this mural

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5 years

(gabriel gundacker voice) Seth Rogen is Pumbaa

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I am Pumbaa

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6 years

local desi twitter b like good morning rajas and ranis let’s get this roti 16.5K likes 9.6K retweets

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@badkuthi69

7 years

net neutrality milk hotel

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7 years

Well this didn't age well.

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5 years

AMMI I DONT KNOW WHAT ANDAAZAN IS JUST TELL ME HOW MANY TEASPOONS

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5 years

i will pretend to treasure my high school yearbook forever simply to avoid giving my mother the satisfaction of being right when she said it was a waste of money

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6 years

do you ever meet the worst person you’ve ever met and you’re like damn this is the worst person i’ve ever met

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5 years

he’s almost done charging

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@badkuthi69

6 years

what’s more annoying: wanting marginalized ppl to serve as bigotry rehab or using “a modest proposal” without a drop of satire

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6 years

A modest proposal: The cure for ignorance is understanding. Covington Catholic High School should organize a spring break project doing service on a Native American reservation.

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7 years

thinking a lot abt the guy who came to the karaoke bar alone, performed "Stan" by Eminem, then left. i hope he's okay

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6 years

me on instagram vs me on twitter

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6 years

lol what even are adult friendships

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7 years

some personal news

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7 years

"can i see your phone?" "uh yeah one sec"

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i joked that only losers like ratatouille because ratatouille is my mom’s favorite movie and she actually hung up on me

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6 years

actually feinstein is the doctor's name, the monster is her politics

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5 years

white men were a mistake

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6 years

i’m seeing the 70s are making a comeback

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7 years

the american public school system’s tendency to depoliticize history and literature for the sake of “objectivity” until it comes to socialism & communism should not be as normalized as it is

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6 years

being forced to occupy a human body with a consciousness like

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4 years

girl can we please get more than $600

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4 years

t amo

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5 years

fucked up that parents are allowed to opt their kids out of sex ed (guy i just had sex with do NOT read this tweet)

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@badkuthi69

7 years

me holding the joint hostage while I explain communism to everyone

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7 years

The actual quote: "That’s going to be their initial reaction, as opposed to a reassessment of how they’ve behaved. It’ll just be: let’s not hire women, because, you know, they talk. But over time, that’ll be a bad play. Because diversity wins in all of these situations."

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Steven Soderbergh fears a #MeToo backlash: Men may "stop hiring women"

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7 years

people are sending me this again which means the meme has resurfaced so I'd like to remind u all this is not young Mia Khalifa, it is me!!

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@badkuthi69

5 years

me when i meet a hot but sad emotionally unavailable man who plays in a band and only owns one towel

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5 years

every time a girl who got married in her early 20s posts a wedding throwback on instagram you know she and her spouse are coming off of a big fight

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6 years

(yes this is in response to his India/Pakistan bit)

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6 years

the fact that pluto (a dog) is a pet while goofy (also a dog) is not only NOT a pet but best friends with the person that keeps pluto as a pet points to the inevitable reality that goofy is a clout chasing class traitor

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7 years

please stop making excuses for the democrats

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6 years

if ur content isn’t alienatingly specific i don’t want it!!!

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7 years

teenagers effectively organizing & articulately debating politicians is inspiring and incredible but also indicative that the institutions that were supposed to protect them have failed

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5 years

If he’s your boyfriend why is he endorsing me for Microsoft Word on LinkedIn

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7 years

fuck white roses, tyler is That Bitch

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6 years

when you have an intrusive thought

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5 years

with all this talk about wife posting let us not forget the original Wife Poster

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5 years

padding my resume tonight

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don’t forget to unplug alexa before sex

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5 years

my poor mother just recommended i look for a boyfriend in my twitter followers

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7 years

one of my 3yo kids has been going on about “mao” for a couple of weeks and i thought it was a cat until today when for show-and-tell she brought a picture of Mao Zedong

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“Let that sink in,” you say. I sigh deeply before opening the door for it. The sink enters and joins the others. My home has become overrun by sinks, but this is simply the reality now

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hey sorry i have to cancel tonight i’m too drained from constantly having to perform an identity in front of my parents

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6 years

@Sturgeons_Law @greenIight lol i would say this is more what people who aren’t that into film but think they’re into film will recommend

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7 years

DACA defense shouldn't include justifying they are "good" immigrants. No person is illegal & this is an act of white supremacy, end it there

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@badkuthi69

6 years

i relate to a star is born because i too fall in love with any man who says my nose isn’t that bad

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7 years

how fucked up is our current political landscape that we get a kennedy and he isn't even hot

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7 years

my-mother-owning-me-yet-again[dot]tumblr[dot]com

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oh, like you've never had a heated gaming moment and jacked off on 9/11

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4 years

just realized social distancing includes my eyebrow lady

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7 years

an entire generation of men ruined because they thought tom from 500 days of summer was the good guy

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7 years

i've reported men posting my personal info & death threats sent w streetview pics of my building & u guys said i should just block them lmao

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5 years

i just found these instagram dms from last year... a story in 4 parts

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4 years

everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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upton sinclair in 1904 after uncovering the horrifying conditions of chicago feed yards:

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i’m finna write a book in this hoe

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accepting applications for new friends

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4 years

angela davis is a prison abolitionist, jailing these cops gives the prison industrial complex legitimacy that is linked to the same reason black people are killed by the state

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Angela Davis is out here saying that cops who harm and kill Black people shouldn't be put in jail as punishment?!? These olders are a trip!!

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4 years

tony made some points

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@badkuthi69

7 years

easily the funniest thing about white people in new york is that they all think “halal” is a type of food

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@badkuthi69

7 years

just want to make it clear that kevin spacey publicly came out only to detract from his predatory behavior towards a young boy

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icon

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5 years

fondly reminiscing about the time a white man said “i starting learning urdu for u” and i was like oh wow show me <3 and he very proudly looked me in the eye and said with an enormous smile “haan, pyaari bhenchod”

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that moment when ur a british musician in 1997 and radiohead drops ok computer

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@badkuthi69

5 years

real talk i can only spell “laboratory” because of the way dexter pronounced it

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@badkuthi69

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ex christian: yeah it just wasn’t for me i’m over it ex muslim: i am no longer a MOZLEM because the religion is one of HATE and everyone is literally ISIS and the koran is a RIP OFF and i got offered a high paying JOB on a network NEWS PROGRAM (1/63)

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