"hitler dead" and it's ending voluntarily after the leads get together
reminds me of when people were celebrating kissinger dying peacefully in his home surrounded by family at the age of 100
honestly the haus, jocat, and "I forgot you're a man" shit happening in relatively quick succession this month makes me feel like summerposters are back in a big way
prep just had a conversation about a hypothetical "monkey's penis" instead of a monkey's paw that grants your wish but then instead of any ironic twists, you just get raped by a pack of baboons at a later, indeterminate, random time
@RexitonicPriv
I wish I still had the mspaint diagram I drew of how I sit at my desk but I basically rotate the chair clockwise 90 degrees to stretch my legs out to the right while turning my neck to the left and holding my arms at the keyboard and mouse normally
@BlackSwalowtail
they hate him for being horny in public... I hate him for absorbing and propagating surface-level incorrect takes on once-niche games I enjoy... we are not the same
the venn diagram of people who are getting mad at the idea of living in the cheap and tiny Japanese apartments vs people who had to live with craigslist randos for half their 20s
I think my ideal life is becoming a hermit of some kind with no real job who lives near a rural village in east asia but also has access to all the modern amenities of the developed urban world
I LOVE PAYMENT PROCESSORS
I LOVE CREATIVE EXPRESSION BEING STIFLED BY AND FILTERED THROUGH PURITANICAL MORAL PANICS, THREATENING THE LIVELIHOODS OF ARTISTS
profoundly funny watching (mostly zoomer) puritans going insane over horny chiitan art as chiitan is in the replies to half the art pieces, literally the "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" bit
I do think there's something... poetic? telling? about a staunchly (often militantly) progressive community reading the worst possible intentions into an autistic person's neutral statements and forming a hate mob of sorts, despite signalling that ableism has no place there
the thread got removed, with a bunch of people in the replies incredibly mad and accusing them of being transphobic, and a second "reply thread" went up with 1100 upvotes and 2x the comments before the mods removed it too
@SamsaraShion
term from 4chan (might have origins elsewhere; it's reminiscent of "eternal september") referring to the site getting an increase in low-quality content during the summer because teenagers have more free time
the "with a friend" part has me thinking about the thing smokers can do where they'll light one cigarette with another, but it's two dudes touching tips before a group JO sesh
Full Artwork of Young M!Robin.
The Artist is nekomochi @/Nyankoro_mochi
He has a pre-combat damage tome, sets up Flame terrain and also introduces Magic Gambit skill!
I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
the steady, repetitive thrum of the wave machine for the penguin enclosure made me sleepy and relaxed while I was in there and now I want to find a white noise machine that will do something similar
momiji animal facts: penguins have a nasal "salt gland" that concentrates and filter salt from their bodies like the kidneys normally would, which is then excreted as nose drippings they shake off
momiji animal facts: this guy is 14 (fairly old for a cougar), relaxing in his heated nook
momiji animal facts 2: the picture is kinda shit because a guided tour came up behind me before I could get a better one and they definitely saw me posing my gay little plushie
it's a dry 55 degrees with just enough of a breeze to make the trees rustle and I have the kind of manic energy that makes me want to break my hand punching a rock
my supervisor at work keeps calling me a bottom and a twink no matter how many times I tell them I fantasize about raping men a foot shorter than me what should I do (posted to r/antiwork)
momiji animal facts: penguins have a nasal "salt gland" that concentrates and filter salt from their bodies like the kidneys normally would, which is then excreted as nose drippings they shake off
this is not the first time I have watched this type of thing happen, with this community, to this specific person, and it will almost definitely not be the last
AUGH I put the wrong address in when ordering two gunpla kits direct from bandai and the first one arrived last week at someone else's apartment and I didn't figure it out until now
@PyritePriest
this happens a couple times per year to me (although nothing in the past 6 months, oddly)
birds can only get into/out of the breezeway from the bottom floor, but the top floor has a big-ass window that they get stuck at because they don't know to fly down
I will admit there's something fascinating about seeing someone post a bad/controversial take on here and then checking their TL and reading through several hours' worth of them arguing with people and vagueposting about the topic while maintaining a veneer of coolness
OP is mainly a rules wonk (one of the few whose opinion I actually respect) and posts a lot about interactions and builds; they're autistic and meant literally nothing further by the observation
I can't believe I've been hanging out in VCs with internet friends for almost 10 years and never had the idea to buy a physical slide whistle to use for bits until now
jesus, reading into the situation is funny (in an "exhibit H of the subreddit being highstrung progressives" kind of way) but also kind of blackpilling
the thread got removed, with a bunch of people in the replies incredibly mad and accusing them of being transphobic, and a second "reply thread" went up with 1100 upvotes and 2x the comments before the mods removed it too
I really do admire the passion a lot of the profs I've had have for teaching
being a community college prof/tutor seems pretty thankless/unglamorous (esp. as a PhD) but I think it's probably more valuable to society than most research positions (not that those are bad either)
@SamsaraShion
always bothered me that they were framed as "biblically accurate" because it's like a secular midwit understanding of the bible - angels took human form in multiple passages
"they used periods in text messages when they normally don't, so they're pissed off/being passive-aggressive" sounds insane, but people genuinely do this all the time
and it sucks if you try to call it out sometimes, because it sounds insane
@ShuuenNoCunny
fun schlocky movie where jason statham gets injected with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate dips too low, so between pounding back energy drinks and other zany ways to avoid that, he also has to go find and kill the guy who did it to him
from what I've gathered they don't want any special treatment or anything like that (understandable) but this type of thing is downstream of community norms that I don't think are healthy to begin with
@animeliveleak
I don't care if someone who's fine with the latter words uses "degenerate" colloquially and/or in non-insult contexts, but it's definitely hypocritical of people who view them as violence to use it
@SamsaraShion
@PyritePriest
my thoughts on this are kind of vague but I think that there's like, "not having to seriously worry" and then there's "alienated from basically all forms of 'normal' problems/life"
like, my sister knew people in college for whom an electron microscope in their HS lab was normal
@RusalkaFootjob
oh to be the humble son of a branch family granted a quiet sinecure in pastoral management and a shinobi bodyguard that you're suspiciously close with
genuinely believe that if you don't find stuff like this more erotic than a lot of depictions of full-on gay sex there's something wrong with your brain