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bactiran

@bactiran

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@bactiran
bactiran
2 months
"hitler dead" and it's ending voluntarily after the leads get together reminds me of when people were celebrating kissinger dying peacefully in his home surrounded by family at the age of 100
@auzziejlee
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@bactiran
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2 months
@ABoxOfPlastic "the horse owners think of the horses as their own children" umamusume daughterwife?
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@bactiran
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2 months
my bad
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@bactiran
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3 months
saw a big-ass fella on the walk today
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@bactiran
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3 months
honestly the haus, jocat, and "I forgot you're a man" shit happening in relatively quick succession this month makes me feel like summerposters are back in a big way
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@bactiran
bactiran
7 months
luring her into my basement with a new tablet pen and forcing her to draw yaoi alongside the other 5 artists I've illegally imprisoned
@jeminix2
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7 months
They might be more common than you think…. ♥️🔁💬 preeesh!
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@bactiran
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5 months
all the QRTs making fun of these people need to think bigger sebaciel SHOULD be viewed as a father/son relationship because that makes it hotter
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@bactiran
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2 months
I am, in fact, owed sex however, I will be gracefully declining it to pursue enlightenment
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@bactiran
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4 months
prep just had a conversation about a hypothetical "monkey's penis" instead of a monkey's paw that grants your wish but then instead of any ironic twists, you just get raped by a pack of baboons at a later, indeterminate, random time
@bactiran
bactiran
4 months
love it or hate it but this happens at the back of house in most restaurants
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@bactiran
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4 months
every now and then I remember that r/The_Donald insisted on calling itself a domreddit instead of a subreddit
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2 months
shota is back in a big way
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@bactiran
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4 months
ELONNNNN THERE WAS ART OF SCARA GETTING RAILED ON MY TL AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED PUT IT BACK
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@bactiran
bactiran
3 months
@RexitonicPriv I wish I still had the mspaint diagram I drew of how I sit at my desk but I basically rotate the chair clockwise 90 degrees to stretch my legs out to the right while turning my neck to the left and holding my arms at the keyboard and mouse normally
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@bactiran
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6 months
wonder if there's like a "convicted sex offender" mode for google maps where it won't ever drive you within 100ft of a school
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@bactiran
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4 months
every time I hear someone say "boca raton" I have to remind myself that's a city in florida and not a military group in the middle east
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@bactiran
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3 months
@BlackSwalowtail they hate him for being horny in public... I hate him for absorbing and propagating surface-level incorrect takes on once-niche games I enjoy... we are not the same
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@bactiran
bactiran
2 months
I do this and look like this
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@bactiran
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@bactiran
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6 months
I saw that tour of a $300/mo japanese apartment and only became more determined to move there eventually ngl
@ryxcommar
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6 months
the venn diagram of people who are getting mad at the idea of living in the cheap and tiny Japanese apartments vs people who had to live with craigslist randos for half their 20s
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@bactiran
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7 months
I think my ideal life is becoming a hermit of some kind with no real job who lives near a rural village in east asia but also has access to all the modern amenities of the developed urban world
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@bactiran
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6 months
ethics of incest as a topic calling to me like the green goblin mask whenever I have to do a persuasive essay
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@bactiran
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3 months
waiter! more remembering something retarded I did/said months ago!
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@bactiran
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3 months
I do this
@Guttergore1
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@bactiran
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3 months
I look like this btw if you even care
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@bactiran
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7 months
I do this except I'm a 4/10 dude
@762x54RAWR
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the hottest girl you know writhes around in her bed distraught with her inability to do anything of meaning
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@bactiran
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6 months
I LOVE PAYMENT PROCESSORS I LOVE CREATIVE EXPRESSION BEING STIFLED BY AND FILTERED THROUGH PURITANICAL MORAL PANICS, THREATENING THE LIVELIHOODS OF ARTISTS
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@bactiran
bactiran
2 months
profoundly funny watching (mostly zoomer) puritans going insane over horny chiitan art as chiitan is in the replies to half the art pieces, literally the "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" bit
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@bactiran
bactiran
4 months
waiter! more chilchuck rape please!
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@bactiran
bactiran
2 months
I do think there's something... poetic? telling? about a staunchly (often militantly) progressive community reading the worst possible intentions into an autistic person's neutral statements and forming a hate mob of sorts, despite signalling that ableism has no place there
@bactiran
bactiran
2 months
the thread got removed, with a bunch of people in the replies incredibly mad and accusing them of being transphobic, and a second "reply thread" went up with 1100 upvotes and 2x the comments before the mods removed it too
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@bactiran
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5 months
good day to have a back fetish
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@bactiran
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2 months
just kidding I don't go outside
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@bactiran
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3 months
@SamsaraShion term from 4chan (might have origins elsewhere; it's reminiscent of "eternal september") referring to the site getting an increase in low-quality content during the summer because teenagers have more free time
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@bactiran
bactiran
7 months
the "with a friend" part has me thinking about the thing smokers can do where they'll light one cigarette with another, but it's two dudes touching tips before a group JO sesh
@illicitpoast
illicitpoast
7 months
Better than nicotine?
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@bactiran
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5 months
TOASTED-BREAD-AND-MELTED-CHEESE, QUIZNOS TOASTED-BREAD-AND-MELTED-CHEESE, QUIZNOS
@Pheonixmaster1
Pheonixmaster1
5 months
Full Artwork of Young M!Robin. The Artist is nekomochi @/Nyankoro_mochi He has a pre-combat damage tome, sets up Flame terrain and also introduces Magic Gambit skill!
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@bactiran
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4 months
reposting this pic from last year because it's funny to me
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@bactiran
bactiran
7 months
I do this with normal gummy bears/worms and get (admittedly much more mild) indigestion anyways, being an adult sucks
@MARIMARI_EN
Mari Mari 🐟👑 Fishtuber
7 months
if your ego is big, eat two handfuls of sugar free gummy bears and you’ll be forced to remember just how fragile your feeble human body is
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@bactiran
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@bactiran
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3 months
I mean, the larger figures on here didn't JUST join but I think the traction these got is summer-related
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@bactiran
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3 months
I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
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@bactiran
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6 months
the steady, repetitive thrum of the wave machine for the penguin enclosure made me sleepy and relaxed while I was in there and now I want to find a white noise machine that will do something similar
@bactiran
bactiran
6 months
momiji animal facts: penguins have a nasal "salt gland" that concentrates and filter salt from their bodies like the kidneys normally would, which is then excreted as nose drippings they shake off
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@bactiran
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6 months
momiji animal facts: this guy is 14 (fairly old for a cougar), relaxing in his heated nook momiji animal facts 2: the picture is kinda shit because a guided tour came up behind me before I could get a better one and they definitely saw me posing my gay little plushie
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@bactiran
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8 months
leaned back in my chair and physically punched the air when I saw this, good lord
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@bactiran
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5 months
@mootsheep no, no, it's fine I guess, I just wasn't expecting it to be Chinese
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@bactiran
bactiran
6 months
please donate to my gofundme so I can make bail
@DailyLoud
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6 months
Oregon man arrested and accused of grabbing woman’s feet and rubbing them on his face
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@bactiran
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4 months
it's a dry 55 degrees with just enough of a breeze to make the trees rustle and I have the kind of manic energy that makes me want to break my hand punching a rock
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@bactiran
bactiran
3 months
rose garden was nice yesterday
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@bactiran
bactiran
5 months
my supervisor at work keeps calling me a bottom and a twink no matter how many times I tell them I fantasize about raping men a foot shorter than me what should I do (posted to r/antiwork)
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@bactiran
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4 months
need to run my hands over someone's chest and thighs (unisex)
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@bactiran
bactiran
6 months
momiji animal facts: penguins have a nasal "salt gland" that concentrates and filter salt from their bodies like the kidneys normally would, which is then excreted as nose drippings they shake off
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@bactiran
bactiran
7 months
I think this would fix me
@ogami2160
拝 一樹
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食事ちゅう(1/2)
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@bactiran
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2 months
@SamsaraShion me when I have to wake up at 7 am and my cat bites my leg while I'm making breakfast
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@bactiran
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4 months
half the oomfs
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4 months
@quebecween
captain brian
4 months
new elon photo just dropped
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@bactiran
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5 months
IS THAT A PUSSY AMULET
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5 months
slop
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@bactiran
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2 months
@SamsaraShion insane chud posse
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@bactiran
bactiran
4 months
on break one guy used ai to generate an x-files episode script about it
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@bactiran
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2 months
this is not the first time I have watched this type of thing happen, with this community, to this specific person, and it will almost definitely not be the last
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@bactiran
bactiran
7 months
AUGH I put the wrong address in when ordering two gunpla kits direct from bandai and the first one arrived last week at someone else's apartment and I didn't figure it out until now
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@bactiran
bactiran
4 months
@PyritePriest this happens a couple times per year to me (although nothing in the past 6 months, oddly) birds can only get into/out of the breezeway from the bottom floor, but the top floor has a big-ass window that they get stuck at because they don't know to fly down
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@bactiran
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4 months
@ShuuenNoCunny where's the "makers" one
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5 months
lot of anorexic pale trans girls at this concert
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@bactiran
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3 months
@SamsaraShion I feel like they're closer to a form of theater than either a game or a book tbh
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@bactiran
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3 months
I will admit there's something fascinating about seeing someone post a bad/controversial take on here and then checking their TL and reading through several hours' worth of them arguing with people and vagueposting about the topic while maintaining a veneer of coolness
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@bactiran
bactiran
2 months
THE GREATEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF FORUMS
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@bactiran
bactiran
4 months
my fat cock set off a false positive at TSA and they had to pat my crotch and ass down
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@bactiran
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2 months
OP is mainly a rules wonk (one of the few whose opinion I actually respect) and posts a lot about interactions and builds; they're autistic and meant literally nothing further by the observation
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@bactiran
bactiran
5 months
I can't believe I've been hanging out in VCs with internet friends for almost 10 years and never had the idea to buy a physical slide whistle to use for bits until now
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@bactiran
bactiran
6 months
another fine day to abruptly become aware of my personal flaws and mistakes
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3 months
@SamsaraShion I said it once to kill a pedophile
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4 months
@lolibrutalizer @PyritePriest @Kieranmindbreak it tastes better when it's fucking up the gene pool
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@bactiran
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2 months
jesus, reading into the situation is funny (in an "exhibit H of the subreddit being highstrung progressives" kind of way) but also kind of blackpilling
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@bactiran
bactiran
2 months
the thread got removed, with a bunch of people in the replies incredibly mad and accusing them of being transphobic, and a second "reply thread" went up with 1100 upvotes and 2x the comments before the mods removed it too
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@bactiran
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3 months
I really do admire the passion a lot of the profs I've had have for teaching being a community college prof/tutor seems pretty thankless/unglamorous (esp. as a PhD) but I think it's probably more valuable to society than most research positions (not that those are bad either)
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@bactiran
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3 months
@SamsaraShion always bothered me that they were framed as "biblically accurate" because it's like a secular midwit understanding of the bible - angels took human form in multiple passages
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@bactiran
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2 months
"they used periods in text messages when they normally don't, so they're pissed off/being passive-aggressive" sounds insane, but people genuinely do this all the time and it sucks if you try to call it out sometimes, because it sounds insane
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@bactiran
bactiran
4 months
gaymin
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4 months
@ShuuenNoCunny fun schlocky movie where jason statham gets injected with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate dips too low, so between pounding back energy drinks and other zany ways to avoid that, he also has to go find and kill the guy who did it to him
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@bactiran
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2 months
from what I've gathered they don't want any special treatment or anything like that (understandable) but this type of thing is downstream of community norms that I don't think are healthy to begin with
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@bactiran
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2 months
been thinking about wearing nitrile gloves as just like a constant thing
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2 months
explaining to my family that yes I'm following jd vance but it's only so I can see his name pop up under groypers' follower count
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@bactiran
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5 months
@RexitonicPriv friend aura
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@bactiran
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3 months
@ShuuenNoCunny it really does vary a lot by person IME; some people suffer and then become shittier
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@bactiran
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3 months
I think I hauve covid
@alessabocchi
Alessandra Bocchi
3 months
Your reminder of what Spartan women were like.
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@bactiran
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2 months
@animeliveleak I don't care if someone who's fine with the latter words uses "degenerate" colloquially and/or in non-insult contexts, but it's definitely hypocritical of people who view them as violence to use it
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@bactiran
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3 months
@SamsaraShion @PyritePriest my thoughts on this are kind of vague but I think that there's like, "not having to seriously worry" and then there's "alienated from basically all forms of 'normal' problems/life" like, my sister knew people in college for whom an electron microscope in their HS lab was normal
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@bactiran
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2 months
@PyritePriest boy I can't wait to initiate a grapple in pathfinder first edition
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@bactiran
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2 months
entering another period of anxiousness and simmering animosity towards other people hate being like this but it usually goes away in a couple days
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@bactiran
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7 months
@RusalkaFootjob oh to be the humble son of a branch family granted a quiet sinecure in pastoral management and a shinobi bodyguard that you're suspiciously close with
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@bactiran
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4 months
@PyritePriest yeah, this is a live bird trapped in the breezeway I had to catch and then release outside
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@bactiran
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4 months
@lolibrutalizer taking off my glasses and looking at my whiteboard to-do list
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@bactiran
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5 months
genuinely believe that if you don't find stuff like this more erotic than a lot of depictions of full-on gay sex there's something wrong with your brain
@nunsul163
백눈설
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colored🤭
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@bactiran
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3 months
@ShuuenNoCunny those are some nice hips and thighs in that art
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@bactiran
bactiran
4 months
just rewatched the ishowspeed smiling clip for the first time in a while and there's a fucking smoke alarm chirp in it
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@bactiran
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3 months
@SamsaraShion of course I too am a secular midwit at the end of the day (just one with slightly more knowledge) so it's not really my place to judge
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@bactiran
bactiran
5 months
@lolibrutalizer how do you as a 30yo threaten to out a 20yo as gay to their family and not have a moment where you start to question your actions
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@bactiran
bactiran
3 months
okay some of the topics I got automatically signed up for are accurate
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