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It’s ya clingy goth gf. Shitposting account. NSFW. I identify as a problem. Ancient swamp hag. (26) Minors DNI. YouTube: Carnagevanessa

Joined December 2020
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
9 months
Honestly rating myself: Looks: 9/10 0 for literally everything else.
@LibertarianG0th
🥀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥🖤🥀
9 months
Honestly rating myself: Looks: 6/10 Creativity: 7/10 Humor: 7/10 Mental health: 2/10 Empathy: 7810 Patience: 9/10 Social skills: 3/10 Memory: 3/10 Intelligence: 8/10
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
@dyingscribe It’s not even stuck, bruh. You can see her successfully grab the edge multiple times. If it’s abrasive then she can squirt contact solution in to lube it up and get it out. It’s really not that hard.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@dyingscribe How these people mid 30s? Acting like they’re 2 deadass.
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1 year
@dyingscribe Like, at that point it’s gotta be a medical issue. She clearly exercises so why else would she be so overweight?
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
@dyingscribe How could you do this? You failed the mission, Poe. You were so close to having a squirrel army.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
@MegaxxArt @Thorn438B The way you ratioed
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@frozenaesthetic I am very queer and I agree asexuality should be studied (as all should be) but wtf. Literally no one is firing people for being single or not fucking anyone.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@dyingscribe Jokes on YOU POE I TAKE BIRTH CONTROL
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@dyingscribe I’m, uh, I’m gonna go touch grass after this one. Or read. Or do anything that’s not the internet.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
11 months
@N3felibata1 I didn’t think I could hate Stella any more but now that you’ve said that…
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
Simp #1 Simp #2 Simp #3 British Furry Porn addict Gay raccoon Several beautiful women 💕 Neko Canadian Scottish femboy 🥰
@lighterpolpos
SPOOKY baby 🦇
1 year
you know what would be funny. list all of your mutuals you can remember without saying their names
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
Drove to another state to find an emergency reptile vet to see him in the middle of the night but little buddy didn’t make it. Sorry if not active for a while.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@heartsalty Unless you’re a sex offender, what you do sexually is no one else’s business. Period.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@jazzcupboard @dyingscribe You onto something w this one.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@milkwarmy I’m just waiting for the routine to drop
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
Imagine having time as your ex. 🤡
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@dyingscribe Nobody on dating sites got any game anyways. That’s why they there. I’m bouta go off bc I’m tired of these people.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
@dyingscribe Okay, you know what, I see your point.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
Fucking cold innit
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1 year
@dyingscribe What is HAPPENING, bro?
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
Sometimes I think I’m dumb and then I come on this app and I realize I’m not doing so bad.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
Just got these ahhhh
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@ShadowxTwilight @LeafyIsHere That’s why they bullying you. Hoes mad.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
I’m fucking bored.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
@dyingscribe Or by the woman depending on the woman.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
Why kids crying and shit? Stfu. You don’t even know what taxes are.
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11 months
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@roseliax64 @fr1ckst3r @ShadowxTwilight The way I fucking laughed at this thread. Holy shit.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
What up?
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@pearlythingz Damn, it’s like she’s so close to forming the synapse to realize she is also out of touch. Incredible.
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1 year
@TeaTheKook He’s a girls girl fr.
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1 year
@ShadowxTwilight Bro thinks “ape” is peak insult humor.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
Hey dorks
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@ShadowtheAutist I have a psych degree and porn addiction is real.
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1 year
@dyingscribe Yo, you so right. All you gotta do is be nice. It’s a fucking RARITY these days.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
10 months
Yo, if you unmatch people on tinder bc they don’t know the obscure gaming title you’re playing that probably isn’t even good, you might be an incel. Idk.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
1 year
Dating History: 1. Rapist 2. High school sweetheart 3. White bread that I lived w for 4 years and almost married that cheated at the last minute. 4. Heroin addict 5. Mommy issues 6. High school sweetheart again but a dick this time. 7. Raggedy dish towel energy
@zealous_demon
Zealous Demon
1 year
🎀Dating history:🎀 Girl who only wanted her bf to be jealous and take her back and it failed for her lol Guy who just wanted to be in a relationship just to be in one Amazing guy who I love to death whos there for me no matter what❤️
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
How little kids cough.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@dyingscribe It’s the Disney women pipeline. She’s tryna break outta that so she’s being hypersexual. Miley did that same thing around the same time.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
11 months
Welp, had my first big girl accident today. No injuries but no stream tonight bc jfc. (I paid them for it)
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
1 year
Idc who you are, you don’t have right to 🍇 or otherwise brutalize innocent women and children. Ffs. Organized religion is a fucking disease.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
THE. SHOW. IS. NOT. FINISHED.
@Showtoonz123
ShowToonzFan🇵🇸
10 months
Another major Helluva Boss writing issue that bothers me severely that no one mentions is how Stolas is hospitalized and it’s very serious and traumatic for him and IMP, and then the next time he appears he’s fine and it’s NEVER addressed or brought up again. It was for nothing.
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11 months
@Earth_Updates You put Cerberus back right now. He is goodest boy.
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1 year
@ShadowxTwilight @TopBrickBoss If you post this pic one more time I’m killing myself.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
11 months
It’s me, hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.
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@dyingscribe
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
11 months
People born in 1990-1999. Let’s see a picture of yourself.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
Okay, now I’m ready for tomorrow.
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1 year
Be nice to animals or I’ll fucking kill you
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
1 year
Just me feeling myself and being a slut. Nbd.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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9 months
I want him to rearrange my organs in a way that is harmful to feminism.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@dyingscribe Every Joji song hurts me on a level I can’t disclose without revealing I have emotions.
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Vanessa Carnage
1 year
@dyingscribe That’s easy. They leave and don’t come back. Duh. 🥲
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
Me rn.
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1 year
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1 year
@ReadytoglareYT Sure would be a shame if she got doxxed.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
I finally got a playmat ahhhh
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
1 year
@dyingscribe It’s arbitrary anyways. You’re a different size at every store and in every style. Just try it on. If it fits, it fits.
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1 year
@MacDoesIt Pls fight them. It’s overdue.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
@dyingscribe That kid know something about that man we don’t.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
Fuckin socks innit
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Vanessa Carnage
10 months
Oh, so, ya’ll are tryna tell me this man is hot? (Matt Rife)
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1 year
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1 year
Is this all just where you come to get into a situationship? Bc literally everyone I talk to on here is like “Yeah, my Twitter situationship”
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
1 year
Texts I send out of context Part 2
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Vanessa Carnage
1 year
This how rational I am.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
11 months
Just got back from yo girl’s house. 10 likes and I take a pic in one of these. 😉
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@dyingscribe @armourboss @LeafyIsHere could bag me but he ain’t trying hard enough.
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1 year
Here’s the thirst trap. Have fun, heathens.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
Purr
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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11 months
WE HIT 50 FOLLOWERS GUYS
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1 year
Hey, ya’ll
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1 year
@ShadowtheAutist Oh, so, nobody else noticed that ass? Okay.
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1 year
@dyingscribe LMAO FACTS
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
11 months
Whoever finds this person and beat their ass should get a tax write off for community service.
@rahsh33m
Mesh🇧🇧
11 months
Someone of y'all need to stay home forever
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
@Animaltestinglb No, actually you’re body shaming. ✨
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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10 months
Why is this my timeline on Christmas?
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1 year
@ReadytoglareYT @InternetH0F This hurt me. Much love. ❤️
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Vanessa Carnage
11 months
Yo, I’m about to stream
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1 year
First assignment of the term due today and I’m anxious as FUCK. Time to smoke.
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1 year
@HELLAVERSE Idk why this one didn’t sell out faster. She looks great.
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1 year
@frozenaesthetic What if I don’t like oranges?
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11 months
Hey, hoes
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1 year
Who knows her @?
@FowlClaytoris
Fowl Hockey Dad Szn
1 year
I found my worst nightmare. I can smell the patchouli through this
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
Not me gentle parenting the massive snakes that could be considered apex predators in my house. “Ooo, those are some big feelings we’re having aren’t they?” “Okay, let’s don’t do that.” *boops snoot* *pats head*
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1 year
@DDsulzbach @LoganPaul Nah, let him cook. This what happens when karma finally finds you.
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1 year
@twill89au @dyingscribe I had the same thought.
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
Vanessa Carnage
11 months
Finally some good news.
@frozenaesthetic
Moon Dragon
11 months
*Taps hammer again* Attention again please Endangered Bengal Tiger numbers in India have risen to a record high Record breaking numbers have been announced by the country's tiger census with over 3,100 tigers now in the country which is double from 20 years ago
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@b_a_d_g_u_y_
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1 year
Soup.
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11 months
@justiceforpepe Autistic girls just do it better. I don’t make the rules.
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