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Anthony Zonfrelli

@azonfrelli

3 years

I’ve lived among these people for almost 30 years and I can say with 100% certainty that this sign is a lie

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In tha criminal fahkin justice system, the people ah represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offendahs. These ah their stories, kid.

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Maybe my favorite dumb sitcom joke

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

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who got that one sitcom clip

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@swthiede @fakemegryan1 Can confirm. Meeting this owl absolutely ruled and I recommend it to everyone

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@bocxtop Took me embarrassingly long to figure out who “mgk” is because my brain kept saying “Mary Gatherine Kallagher”

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GEORGE MICHAEL: ♫ Wake me up- ME: WAKE ME UP INSIDE! GEORGE MICHAEL: ♫ before you go- wait what the ME: I CAN'T WAKE UP! GEORGE MICHAEL: stop that ME: SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE

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@CatcherSass @underthenettle And then first one will be like “wait, other wives?”

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3 years

1. Dunk on home state 2. Go to dentist for 3 hours 3. Return and soak in unexpected dopamine

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What it feels like pursuing a #screenwriting career

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@classical_idiot @GlitterCheese Okay now show us the Cetaphil

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@TheFFBallers 🎵 When your targets reduce, and you put up a goose- That’s Amari 🎵

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@GreatCheshire And then had even worse luck in The Menu

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My hot take is that “I got one thing toSAYYYY-” should be the start of every bridge for every song going forward

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Full length SITTING version by @thatjoshmac !! So good. Follow @thatjoshmac

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@shockproofbeats My partner and I pronounce everything ending in -ce “in italian”. Lettuce? Nah, that’s lettoochay. Problems with our finances? No sir, we have problems with our fináhnchays. Boom, instant exuberanchay

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Anthony Zonfrelli

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10 months

Can confirm. My #Letterkenny spec script is an Austin Film Festival Second Rounder! #AFF30 #AFF

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2 years

Holy crap. My first finalist placement. 👀😅 @ScreenwritersN #screenwriting

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1 year

Thrilled to finally be able to publicly share both this incredibly exciting news, as well as this photo of me from a few years ago in which I'm portrayed as irresponsibly (and possibly illegally?) more attractive than I really am today #screenwriting #SHORTTIME 🤼‍♂️

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EXCLUSIVE: Harvardwood on Wednesday announced Madi Stine, Anthony Zonfrelli and Warner James Wood as the winners of their 17th Writers Competition, also naming Wood as their Most Staffable TV Writer for 2023

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1 year

This piece of shit dropped me on the concrete and bloodied my face when I was 8 months old. Woody Woodpecker can rot in hell 🔥 🔥 🔥

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@BenjaminCrew1

1 year

Interesting that of all the classic cartoon characters, Woody Woodpecker has no cultural staying power in the United States. Outside of a ride a Universal, most people under 25 have no idea who he is/have never seen a Woody Woodpecker cartoon.

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Anthony Zonfrelli

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6 years

ME (causing a scene at Billy Joel’s birthday party): oh and btw it’s called a PIANIST!

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2 years

Sorry I wasn’t funny on Twitter this weekend. I was busy getting engaged

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@UberFacts White album Privilege

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@EmPaigeComedy It’s like he took the jokes and gave them each a…punch-*down*?

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Hoo baby - we’re in the Top 25!! Thank you @roadmapwriters and congrats to the other semifinalists!

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2 years

Woohoo! A third script of mine advanced to the #AFF 2nd Round/Top 20%. This time it’s my historically (in)accurate comedy pilot BABYLON. This is the first batch of competitions for this script so I’m excited to see it get some love #AFF29 @austinfilmfest #screenwriting

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2 years

Pleasantly surprised to hear that my Animaniacs spec script was an AFF 2nd Rounder! #AFF

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@TheFFBallers Marqueef Brown

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THE SLASHELORETTE A murderous stalker infiltrates ABC's The Bachelorette, permanently eliminating the eccentric contestants to win the heart of this season's star — the spurned runner-up from last season who's determined to find love at any cost. #screenpit #Fea #SeRe #CFin #HoCo

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@TheFFBallers Mohamed S’nooze

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FISHER OF MEN A self-sabotaging addict must settle her substantial drug debt while navigating a transformative journey - confronting religion, sex, and past trauma. Comps: IN BRUGES meets FLEABAG.✝️🍑🍆 #screenpit #Fea #SeRe #Tragicomedy #Crime #Th #Co #Div #Cov

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1 year

@muddaub Oh now I get it, the plate of brownies was the BFF!

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@azonfrelli

2 years

Yesterday was a good day for my horror/comedy script THE SLASHELORETTE 2nd Rounder at #AFF and Semifinalist at Filmmatic! 🔪🩸👰‍♀️💍

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GOIN' STEADY (Comedy Feature) A heartbroken college student aims to salvage the one thing that would make attending this terrible 'safety school' worth it — his relationship with the girl he followed there. Comps: SUPERBAD, (500) DAYS OF SUMMER #screenpit #SeRe #Co #RoCo #Fea

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Had quite a few rejections over the past few months so this one feels pretty nice. 😊 THE SLASHELORETTE @NetworkISA

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@JJM2377 Lilo & Stitch ice cream guy vibes

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If we’re gonna enter a strike, I’m gonna at least do it in style 😎 #RedList Also, a reminder to writers to disable anonymous industry downloads on all their @Coverfly projects in the event of a strike (per #WGA ’s advice)

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8 months

Excited to have placed in the Top 50 pilots of @roadmapwriters Jumpstart comp with my mockumentary comedy BABYLON! Congrats to all the other placers!

Roadmap Writers

@roadmapwriters

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Congrats to the amazing writers who placed Top 50 in the Jumpstart Writing Competition for Features and Pilots! #Jumpstart #RoadmapWriters Pilots: Features:

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@annielkozak @ArielleMelino1 : “The scrape of acrylic nails on a styrofoam coffee cup double cupping an iced coffee”

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Anthony Zonfrelli

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BOGGED DOWN An altruistic cranberry bog farmer grapples with leaving behind his rural hometown and his needy, dysfunctional brothers — one a has-been athlete, one living with cerebral palsy — for a more rewarding life in the city. #screenpit #Co #Pi #SeRe #Div #Cov

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FISHER OF MEN After a botched suicide attempt leaves her with a literal God complex, a desperate sex addict uses men's deity paraphilia to repay her massive drug debt. ✝️🍆🍑 Comps: IN BRUGES, BRUCE ALMIGHTY, EEAAO #screenpit #Fea #SeRe #Tragicomedy #Crime #Su #Th #Co #Div #Cov

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1 year

Happy to have two scripts place in the 2023 PAGE Awards— BOGGED DOWN: Comedy TV Pilot about a family of dysfunctional, small-town brothers PICKY: A dramedy short about an eating disorder and anxiety Thank you @PAGEawards !

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The list of 2023 PAGE Award Quarter-Finalists is now online: CONGRATULATIONS to every one of these uber-talented writers!!

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@MNateShyamalan With consistent placement of acid tabs on a particular location on your tongue, you can gradually alter your baseline speaking accent

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4 years

[enters improv green room]:

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2 years

WOOT WOOT! My wrestling screenplay SHORT TIME (and my personal favorite script of mine) just advanced to the Quarterfinals of the Screenwriters Network Screenwriting Competition! 🎬🤼‍♂️ #screenwriting @ScreenwritersN

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Coworker: Wait you do comedy! You should be funny in this meeting hahahaha! Me: ahah 😑

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lol'ing at this action line from the Barbie script: The Kens all stand to the side, a bit like men at a baby shower. There, but not.

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Woot! My pilot BOGGED DOWN made the Quarterfinals of the Emerging Screenwriters Genre Competition #screenwriting #emergingscreenwriters

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@GameChangerSam Team Stop AAPI Hate. Here's hoping that Ally or Tao (the actual Survivor fans) take it home, but that @LilyD makes it far enough to celebrate AAPI Heritage month in May this time

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Baby’s first Red List! SHORT TIME (Sports Dramedy) Logline: A washed-up, dropout wrestling referee in his 30s goes back to finish high school and win a state championship like his late father, hoping to seize the moment he ran from fifteen years ago. 🤼‍♂️

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@LateRoundQB Did it share a venue with AJ Brown’s?

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@MNateShyamalan “Back left is British. Front right is Australian. I know- It’s so crazy dude”

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So thankful to the folks at @TheStuntList for including my chaotic Comedy/Horror feature THE SLASHELORETTE on their 2023 Dead List among some of my favorite writers. Check it out and read the teaser! Script available by request. 🔪🩸👰‍♀️ SCREAM meets KNIVES OUT #DEADLIST2023

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@AshLazerWrites

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LIGHTS. CAMERA. RADNESS— We humbly present to the horror gods, the #DEADLIST2023 — 31 original horror scripts. World premieres from produced writers. Showrunners breaking into new genres. Repped & emerging writers. Market-ready movies. Short 🧵 👇🏻 View:

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FISHER OF MEN After a botched suicide attempt leaves her with a literal God complex, a desperate sex addict uses men's deity paraphilia to repay her massive drug debt. #screenpit #Fea #SeRe #Tragicomedy #Crime #Su #Th #Co #Div #Cov #DarkComedy

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Anthony Zonfrelli

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After a great show an audience member told me, "That was AMAZING! When you're famous, I'm gonna tell my friends I knew that guy back when he was nothing!" So it is with a heavy heart that I announce that, despite my 5 1/2 years of hard work in comedy, I am now back to "nothing"

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@ScienceDawn @danmartin_7 Make sure you cite it

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SHORT TIME When an out-of-shape deadbeat finds a loophole allowing him to go back and finish senior year, he decides to honor his dead dad's local legacy and prove his own worth by winning a High School State Wrestling Championship…as an adult. #screenpit #Fea #CWin #SeRe #Drdy

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@ripemocanadian This is dangerous! Sly is a time traveler who has been trying to obtain the keys for hundreds of years!

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THE SLASHELORETTE 👰‍♀️🔪🩸 The Blacklist: "The writer nails the satirical approach to the world of Reality TV: everyone is in it for themselves and people will do anything to be famous and successful." Comps: KNIVES OUT, SCREAM, READY OR NOT #screenpit #Fea #SeRe #CFin #Co #HoCo

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@TheFFBallers “Admiral Dakbar” in a Star Wars league

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3 years

RELEASE THE “BLAKE’S PAINTING & MICHAEL A’S SCULPTURE” BUTTHOLE CUT. #bachelorette

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@jakethornton There May Be Blood Gone in A Couple Minutes Bodies Bodies The Dim Knight One of the Last Samurai

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Anthony Zonfrelli

@azonfrelli

2 years

I give @dropout ’s Game Changer my absolute highest recommendation. So playful, so funny, so smart, so stupid. I’ve laughed, I’ve cried, I’ve said, “Holy $#&! no way are they gonna- OMG they did!” After watching, I feel like the contestants are my friends. 10/10 @GameChangerSam

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@azonfrelli

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Incredibly pumped and honored to be featured on The Originals Bureau with FISHER OF MEN! @TheStuntList Reps/Producers/Friends- Here is my 2-page written pitch. If this entices you to read, please check out the full script here:

Ash Lazer

@AshLazerWrites

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Lights. Camera. Radness— The #OriginalsBureau2023 features the dopest, market-ready scripts from produced pros, repped & ready writers, to underrepresented & emerging voices. Find your next writer AND your next greenlight here. View:

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@Dobrenkz @smithsara79 It’s a show about the intrinsic value of an NFT’s art (i.e. nothing)

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@ctep @KevKoeser This is the only “smart” choice they made imo. If they made the switch on Monday, half of the people wouldn’t do it

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@azonfrelli

1 year

🚨 NOT A DRILL 🚨 Thank you to @TBLaunchPad for advancing my Comedy Feature THE SLASHELORETTE to the Top 50! Very excited to have to update this poster later 👰‍♀️🔪🩸

Launch Pad

@TBLaunchPad

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Congratulations to the Top 50 of the 10th Annual Launch Pad Feature Competition! View the list:

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@gentlydirks @UnicornFilmsLtd

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When people crop you out of your own meme

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POV: you’re cousin Greg entering a room #Succession #SuccesionHBO

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Follow @coL_Amazonian , her joke was better. Unbelievable that was the same exact Dunkin 😂:

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Law and Order: Boston

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A cute baby in earmuffs made the Jumbotron. The dad lifted him in the air & they played Circle of Life. The mom held up a sign saying “1st Bruins game, hoping for a win!” #Bruins scored in the very next sequence. They cut back to the baby and the crowd goes BONKERS Hockey rules

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@azonfrelli

10 months

First one that came to mind

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what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?

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Couldn’t find Ted Lotus on the internet for some reason, so here ya go: #TedLasso #whitelotus

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@sarahlugor Once I was on a date and I knocked over the drink of a woman on another date. There was only a sip or two left, but I still offered to buy her another one. Instead of saying thanks she said, “iT wAs A LoNg IsLaNd iCeD tEa!” and I still hear her voice in my nightmares

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@azonfrelli

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A total of 10 bookmarks across my ScreenPit posts 👀 Hard not to get the ol' hopes up! #screenwriting

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@azonfrelli

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BABYLON A raunchy, referential mockumentary set in the unique (and shockingly horny) world of Ancient Babylon with King Nebuchadnezzar II's eccentric royal family, supernatural mythology, and, you know, the occasional murdered insolent civilian. #screenpit #Co #Pi #SeRe #Div

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@azonfrelli

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My gf has not been finding it funny when I chant “4 more years!” today, on our 4 year anniversary

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@azonfrelli

2 years

Sometimes I’ll daydream about the grilled cheese @Jon_Favreau makes in Chef

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Just realized it’s July! Can finally take these bad boyz off

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@azonfrelli

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BOGGED DOWN (Comedy Pilot) An altruistic cranberry bog farmer grapples with leaving behind his rural hometown and his needy, dysfunctional brothers — one a has-been athlete, one living with cerebral palsy — for a more rewarding life in the city. #screenpit #Co #Pi #SeRe #Div

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@azonfrelli

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Guess what kind of pet I have

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@azonfrelli

2 years

Did not advance to the QF of @ShoreScripts Contest, but at least they liked my TV Pilot BOGGED DOWN enough to give it a great score🤷‍♂️ I'll take it as a win. #screenwriting #writing

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Saddest part of #TheLastOfUsHBO so far is seeing my building and realizing I probably still wouldn’t be allowed to work from home

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@lunch_enjoyer

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FISHER OF MEN A self-sabotaging addict must settle her substantial drug debt while navigating a transformative journey - confronting religion, sex, and past trauma. Comps: IN BRUGES meets FLEABAG. ✝️🍑🍆 #screenpit #Fea #SeRe #Tragicomedy #Crime #Th #Co #Div #Cov

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Thanksgiving naps be like… #CatsOfTwitter #Kylo

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2 years

@AshLazerWrites There has to be a Final Draught bar somewhere

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@TheFFBallers Dallas Got-Hurt

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@azonfrelli

2 years

Holy crap. My wrestling movie script SHORT TIME made the ~*Semifinals*~ of the Final Draft #BigBreak contest! 🤼‍♂️ It’s now in the Top 3% of scripts on @Coverfly ! Might have to do another table read soon… Thank you @finaldraftinc !

finaldraftinc

@finaldraftinc

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We'd thought we'd jazz up your Monday morning with our 2022 #BigBreak Semi-Finalist announcement! ⭐Congratulations to everyone who made the list and thanks to everyone who entered our contest! ⭐ Check out the full list: #screenwriting #scriptchat

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