Ayman Faris Profile
Ayman Faris

@aymanf4ri5

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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
11 months
@ev @Equifax Weird flex, but ok.
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11 months
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Ayman Faris
11 months
@BasicAppleGuy A measly 20 gigs? Are you fucking kidding me?!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
8 months
@drinkerbelle4 Drowning Pool song? 🤭
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
11 months
@BasicAppleGuy iOS 6 was fucking 🔥. Apple made a big boo boo tossing Scott Forstall to the curb!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
1 year
@jennaezarik Get the turd colored one!
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Ayman Faris
1 year
@gregjoz None. You guys teased us with the Dark Sierra Pro all year long which never came to fruition and you expect us to forgive you?
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1 year
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1 year
@markgurman Gurman, send me a goddamn Ti iPhone!
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Ayman Faris
1 year
@AppleParaTodos_ This is going to be a bombass phone!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
11 months
@BasicAppleGuy @pkhazzoum I remember creaming my pants in anticipation of this release!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
10 months
@BasicAppleGuy The ‘06-‘08 BlackBook is the GOAT. The rest is shit.
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Ayman Faris
1 year
@BasicAppleGuy Still looks fresh af!
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@tim_cook Tim, what the FUCK is this shit? That space black isn’t even really black. It’s just a couple shades darker than “Space Gray”. Who are you trying to fool? New anodization process, my ass. We haven’t had a true black MacBook since the ‘08 BlackBook!
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Ayman Faris
1 year
@tim_cook @LukasGraham Sounds like Tim Apple is on a world tour of sorts!
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@Shayor19 @PicturesFoIder Gross. She needs to stop skipping leg day. Nasty ass chopstick calves!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
9 months
@nerry_henry @densarele97 @mszrsmerci Fuck the spoon. I’m going right in there with my mouth!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
11 months
@AnkerOfficial Gimme that iPhone, bitches!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
8 months
@ControlledNeo @Bambitea3 So in your opinion, what would a “masculine” man do when presented with a juicy female booty?
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Ayman Faris
11 months
@BasicAppleGuy The iPod Hi-Fi is the dopest fucking all-in-one stereo ever made!
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Ayman Faris
11 months
@BasicAppleGuy Looks lame as fuck.
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
10 months
@ijustine Such an airhead smh
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
7 months
@OzaneWolf @TheJOCode @theapplehub And yes, those glass antenna windows against the aluminum were so effing cool!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
8 months
@MajinBuOfficial No logo. The design should speak for itself.
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
7 months
@OzaneWolf @TheJOCode @theapplehub IMO, the 5 perfected the design of the 4; it trimmed the right amount of fat while still feeling substantial in the hand. And it got rid of the awkward 30-pin connector and introduced the world to the infinitely sleeker Lightning!
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@TechBroDrip Dirty Sanchez all night err night!
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@NikiasMolina Fuck your “actually”.
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Ayman Faris
9 months
@crackerdoodledo @FightMate Flexing like a simp 😂
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@thisistechtoday @LukeMiani How about you quit whining and make that monitor?!
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Ayman Faris
7 months
@OzaneWolf @TheJOCode @theapplehub My bad. Thanks, hombre! I always wondered why people seem to think the 4 series of iPhone was peak..
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Ayman Faris
1 year
@markgurman Lazy bastards.
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
10 months
@TechBroDrip This malnourished bag of bones needs to wolf down some chow pronto!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
8 months
@featherfusions @githii You have to take into account the obesity levels of a typical janitor in the States; they might struggle to bend and clean if the doors had narrower openings. It might also just be a security thing i.e. relevant personnel can peek in if need be if a potential threat is assessed.
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Ayman Faris
11 months
@iupdate Does it make a click sound when you plug the cable in à la Lightning?
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
11 months
@iupdate I wanna wipe my crack with it and give it back to you!
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@9to5mac That is one hell of a flex. Goddamn!
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@appltrack @theapplehub @verge That ain’t black. It’s fucking gray!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
9 months
@Lauramaywendel Imma compile your ass!
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Ayman Faris
1 year
@BasicAppleGuy Way ahead of its time. Goddamn.
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@MajinBuOfficial This should’ve been the X.
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
10 months
@BasicAppleGuy Good riddance to bad garbage.
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10 months
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@asiquealam @andrew17876 The mic would probably work, but you won’t be able to use the controls properly.
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
1 year
@gregjoz Greg, there’s no denying that those are titanium shavings floating off the Apple logo.. Amirite? And the gray and blue are the new colors?
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
11 months
@Ret_Art69 @WilliamFaix @BasicAppleGuy Oh yeah, totally agree with those years you mentioned. What a goddamn disaster with those beige boxes in the 90s and those nasty ass butterfly keyboards towards the end of the 2010s!
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@LeakerApple The brushed steel of the 4/4S was so much much more elegant than the pockmarked Ti finish of the 15 Pros. “Brushed”, my ass! 🙄
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Ayman Faris
1 year
@markgurman If the side button becomes the control center launcher in WatchOS 10, how would you then open the application switcher like how it is now?
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Ayman Faris
11 months
@MacRumors Fuck me. ~$20b just for this? Who the hell greenlighted this shit? Jesus effing Christ.
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Ayman Faris
8 months
@sdw @mimeartist FUCK YOU. It’s called evolution, bitch. We wouldn’t have any of this today if it didn’t start with “the leather thing”. Holier than thou POS, why do you keep appearing in my goddamn feed?
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Ayman Faris
1 year
@macworld About fucking time. Give it to us in classy colors like the 1st Gen SE and not third-rate options like midnight, starlight etc (🙄) and this thing will sell like hotcakes!
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Ayman Faris
11 months
@sdw The 5S was so ahead of its time, it was INSANE. Perfectly sized jewel-like chassis that fit just right in the hand (and pocket) like a cellphone should, coupled with bleeding edge technology.
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Ayman Faris
8 months
@PescaFisch @SnazzyLabs From what I remember, they actually gave away some of the super expensive ones to certain celebrities for marketing/promotion. Beyoncé and Karl Lagerfeld are two names that come to mind. That was probably part of their marketing expense.
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
9 months
@samifouad @DylanMcD8 Oh man, Cover Flow was sickk!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
10 months
@MajinBuOfficial @PitakaGallery No. Glad they axed this damn thing.
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
1 year
@markgurman What are you on about, Gurman? I don’t get it..
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Ayman Faris
11 months
@MajinBuOfficial Fuck this. What’s the latest on the next iPhone SE?
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
8 months
@AnxiousHolly @DyianMcD8 How tf is this a “skill issue”? You plug a cable in when you need to charge and you pull it out when you’re done!
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Ayman Faris
11 months
@13ig13adwolf @FitFounder You can have your cake and eat it, baby!
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Ayman Faris
10 months
@ianzelbo The iPhone’s camera arrangement is BUTT UGLY
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
8 months
@morgonnm Skank food.
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Ayman Faris
10 months
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Ayman Faris
11 months
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Ayman Faris
1 year
@leomargyx @RjeyTech No. The color options for the 15 Pro on its sexy af titanium chassis will render all previous color options obsolete.
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
8 months
@SincerelyVeeVee @pearlythingz Virgins my ass. You were a dumbass to believe it lol. I bet you’d believe anything!
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@aymanf4ri5
Ayman Faris
8 months
@FireAkuma @DyianMcD8 Thanks. I like the way it looks!
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