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yogoated takes™

@awtitty

2 years

what is seedhe maut and when will i get it

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11 months

if i had to pick a toaster to take into the bath it would be this

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need her

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this is why i love jazz i think more women need to start doing this

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2 years

this is such a brilliant idea im in love

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2 years

went to buy sabzi and the guy said lettuce is 70 per pao i had no idea wtf a pao was so i panicked and said 4 pao dedo man packed a huge fucking bag of leaves turns out 4 pao is 1kg and i just returned home and my mother palmed her face in disappointment ill cry

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this lad out here found the love of his life with the cheesiest line you could possibly imagine and here i have used the peak of my communication skills, deployed the quirkiest puns and my very niche and superior humour only to never transcend a talking stage

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2 years

free her

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1 year

SHOULDVE BEEN ME SHOULDVE BEEN ME SHOULDVE FUCKING BEEN ME I HATE MY LIFE

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1 year

talaash

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1 year

Me late night

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4 years

bitches be islamophobic and then vibe to maula mere maula

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2 years

women draping each other's sarees, clicking each other's pictures, sitting in lawns and ranting, holding back each other's hair while throwing up, winging each other's eyeliner...being in an all girls college has taught me so much about love

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1 year

whoever made the g20 delegate welcome playlist is getting fired today

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1 year

the way my mom drops the most traumatic family lore so casually is so insane how am i supposed to normally interact with these people now

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3 years

bangy means bangalore?????? i thought yall were referring to how smashable you are

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1 year

10g protein

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1 year

cat lovers, show a pic of you w a cat

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@awtitty

1 year

i am an aggressive nap girlie, things get chaotic? sleep. feeling upset by the weight of existence? sleep. feeling angry? sleep. it's the best way to d!e temporarily. sleep as long as you want sleep as much as you can and some of what you're feeling will always subside.

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11 months

only because yall (my 2 loyal followers) asked

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11 months

who wants to meet my new plant

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2 years

sutta after sambhog (cigarettes after sex)

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10 months

ladies don't let your husband stop you from finding your wife

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Sophie Turner and Tabitha Doherty in London.

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1 year

who introduced my mother to lofi bhajan i just wanna talk

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2 years

if aditya roy kapur and sobhita are actually dating then im going to lose it all TWICE because i want both of them

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2 years

what i hate about college is that when i say i haven't studied it means that i haven't studied but when my friends say that they haven't studied it means they didn't get to do a third revision

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1 year

kabir from made in heaven reminds me of that one guy who introduced me to the concept of situationships and ruined my life forever

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1 year

my go to rickshaw bhaiya asked "college nahi jaana aaj?" i absolutely do not have it in me to tell him it has ended

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3 years

same question

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@awtitty

11 months

a real man would volunteer to roll the dough everyday till eternity

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11 months

My husband just installed a hook for me to hang my rings while I’m in kitchen rolling dough, etc 🤩

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3 years

i once went to that turkish ice cream place and caught the ice cream so they paid me 50k to shut my mouth

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@awtitty

2 years

emotional moment: yogurt thread has hit a milestone, epigamia sent me a package to review!!! yogurt is my middle name now i love this app

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@awtitty

2 years

going to review every yogurt i consume until i find the best one- a thread (yes im unemployed)

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3 years

thought third wheeling would be my worst nightmare but somebody used me as a camera stand today

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2 years

@lgbtzenin minor inconvenience????? it was a literal monster

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3 years

was living life like there's no tomorrow now tomorrow has arrived kya karu

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2 years

i don't understand 20 year olds are having a crisis about life after college 24 year olds are crying about their quater life crisis and 30 year olds are talking about their pathetic lives and 40 year olds are consumed by a mid life crisis im sorry when does it get better

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@awtitty

2 years

"nobody fails in du" watch me create history

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3 years

all mentally ill kids were once emotionally attached to their english teacher

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2 years

shankar ehsaan loy are three??? different???? people?????

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3 years

met sheru at the park today

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1 year

happy birthday mother

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3 years

i dozed off in my stats lecture and woke up after an hour to see two of my friends sleeping too it was so cute

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2 years

do you get it

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3 years

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3 years

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2 years

until like very recently i thought "deemed to be university" was a condescending remark and not an actual accreditation

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@awtitty

2 years

sometimes a picture of ruskin bond eating golgappe is all you need to turn around a bad day

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2 years

omg did yall know that the lake at sunder nursery is for us to jump after seeing all those couples

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1 year

my brother has started using a sunscreen i think he's dating someone

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2 years

my dadi put fevi stick on her lips thinking it was chapstick😭😭

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@awtitty

2 years

going to review every yogurt i consume until i find the best one- a thread (yes im unemployed)

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2 years

thots were being thunk while studying

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2 years

pretended to be asleep when my parents walked into my room and they started talking about me while i was wide awake and oh boy these people do not love me

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3 years

going through a rough patch (semester 4)

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2 years

even her "are you mad" is so graceful like yes throw ur chappal at mi amour

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11 months

feeling very eldest boy

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2 years

why is it so hard to accept gestures of love without constantly thinking about how i can reciprocate it, like i just want to sit with that feeling and not feel indebted for once

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@awtitty

11 months

it's 4 am i just realised being employed would mean no random life changing afternoon naps

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1 year

at this point the barbie marketing team doesn't even need to try at all because my memory has been permanently altered to the effect that every time i see pink my mind goes barbieeee

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1 year

last💔 this is literally the only thing im going to miss

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1 year

rameshwaram ghee pudi masala dosa you have changed my life

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1 year

cubbon park on sunday is so 19th century europe

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1 year

OMG THE CAT ON MY TOTE JUST CAME TO LIFE

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2 years

good morning

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2 years

definitely has crack in it

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2 years

arey nahi pasand aaya movie bhai ye filmbros ko sab personally kyu lena hota hai

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@awtitty

2 years

appropriate time to bring this back

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2 years

“sev puri” what if it doesn’t want to be saved

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2 years

crying has done for me what retinol couldn't

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2 years

sorry i called u accidentally i was just planning to stare at your whatsapp dp

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1 year

EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY GOAT SOCKS

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10 months

gm just found out this exists

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2 years

an eagle took away my burger in broad daylight at sunder nursery are we even safe anymore

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3 years

drake is looking so good in sex ed bro

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2 years

came back from a two day road trip to realise i left my room's AC on so now which one of u is adopting me because today is my last day in this house

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1 year

do you think she's ever had one coherent thought in her entire life

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2 years

marianne, i'm not a big foodie but i do sometimes think that a hint of lemon makes everything taste ten times better

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3 years

the perks of having too many friends is that you have no friends

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2 years

didn't feel an earthquake this didn't feel an earthquake that ok but when was the last time u felt loved and valued

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2 years

daddy please ngo kholna admission vaste jroori hunda

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2 years

only at delhi university

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3 years

making a gc drop glasses to get in

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2 years

why do most romantic activities revolve around food what happened to long walks, sharing earphones, lying on their lap and running fingers through their hair

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2 years

like ok christ deemed to be university are you actually a university are you even good enough to be a university huh

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2 years

@queer_baeting going to touch grass all week now kaafi khareed liya hai

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1 year

killing eve

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1 year

i'm afraid rocky and rani has done more for west delhi guys than for feminism

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3 years

ive been living dangerously (didn't study for two years)

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11 months

being a lover girl in this economy

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what do you think is harder than this?

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@awtitty

3 years

spent all this money on my braces for what? faking a smile?

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2 years

worst he can say is no

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1 year

every time i pack for a trip im reminded that im actually very high maintenance

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1 year

@namkeeen0 did you see that video of them welcoming the italian pm to some god awful version of shape of you

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4 years

I have 99 problems and an AIB reunion would solve 150 of them.

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11 months

the second hand embarrassment i experienced at this is unspeakable i genuinely wanted to combust seeing him like that we don't deserve to host anything