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beth 🔻

@awkwrd_mama

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that’s where my third eye is

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beth 🔻

@awkwrd_mama

4 months

the chinese folklore around the sun and the moon is that they are lovers bound to live separate lives because of duty and fate. they are allowed to come together again twice a year for the eclipse seasons. it is an invasion of the privacy of their love to watch them cross paths.

Bad Pastor

@bad_pastor_

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My weirdest thought about eclipses lately: since the new moon is typically a private time of union, renewal, worship, and collection of solar effluences for dispersal, watching a solar eclipse is kind of like walking in on your parents banging. This rumination Ruined It™️ for me.

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@prntgdcolonized she will always get her tea from the source

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2 months

@WSearch4Meaning @TylerHuckabee the contracts for the kids also kept them in regular school. that was huge.

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2 months

@DrSandman11 @DrMusicReview @MarianHolling lmao i’m a chronic patient. nurses and dr’s think i’m an NP (i dropped out of hs). patients can master this speak, it helps us get taken seriously.

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4 months

@SomaKazima that one hell of a crocheting hook

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8 months

@rebmasel the ability to search iphoto for words was a gift to ppl like us

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4 months

@kahtrinuh @RagnaMarkndRoll you have zero ways of contacting him but know her socials? i would have blocked too.

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@awkwrd_mama

1 year

@NPC__GF @_________cchh find the secret twitter

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2 months

@TataniaPetrie @DrSandman11 @DrMusicReview @MarianHolling depending on their attitude, i tell them i am.

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8 days

@lettersfromjuno they are so cute and i almost opened up for a bite lmao

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5 months

@ogshoshi @finalgiirlx when skin is properly exfoliated and lubricated it feels like a dream and can help prevent burns and ingrown hairs

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@awkwrd_mama

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@lettersfromjuno @iconqueem if she was solo or w a woman partner people would take their vibe as being sultry in a mysterious way. but bc the man is submissive, people are creeped out and he must be a victim bc most men have to abuse their ways into dynamics like this. idk, that’s my interpretation

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@d_la_reina ca is all about keeping the spouse with a lower or no income in the “same lifestyle” that their married life provided. w my parents this meant my father was paying more than 60% of his income to alimony, that’s before child support. alimony was 6x more than child support.

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@JohnConstas @DianaT192 literally no. just no.

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4 months

@Esqueer_ and then she went and bailed students out

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3 months

@Shadonis and on saturn’s day no less

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@awkwrd_mama

9 months

@anactualwalnut @thejessyoukno witnessing them have the capacity to be that person for their bro’s & themselves adds to the mind fuck and hurt. being told “im emotionally drained and can’t talk” when that’s all they do w their buddies. like maybe save some energy for ur partner or admit that you’re ace and bi.

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@awkwrd_mama

9 months

@shaunapples @jagarstyle no, she’s not normal. we are exhausted and not cooking like that.

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4 months

@dmondoak @SeIpsa @vigneshr4m @MattBroad15 fr we used to just shove used gum in them if no one had change

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@lettersfromjuno bc if the roles were reversed…

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@awkwrd_mama

7 months

@TheMcgWire @JeremyWard33 this is america, capitalism and the government are the same thing.

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@awkwrd_mama

9 months

@GMarshRN @AngelaLovesNY @Helen_RPN this is super sucky. you can see in her fighting back her tears and shock in the video.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@nottydesignss i low key love it. sometimes they come back bc what we’re each dealing w then is too much for the other and sometimes it’s just that person as a whole. either way, my ass stays safe and my mental health is better off in immediate and the long run.

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@awkwrd_mama

7 months

@nu_mindframe the dad (?) petting her head like that? it’s giving she’s the one they gang up on

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4 months

@yasmine_hindi @empressatlantis it’s tradegic also as they only truly reunite during totality

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2 months

@lettersfromjuno aqua loves taboo things. scorpio appears to bc we’re so secretive people just assume

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@awkwrd_mama

4 months

@nowaydomshanae there’s so many versions of this story across cultures. it’s beautiful the way ancient storytellers all came up with similar explanations of the unknown and how we experience these events.

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@awkwrd_mama

11 months

@lovelyrobynnn @themultiplemom because we notice and speak on things typically only people who have lived a lot do. we notice patterns, over large time periods as well if we know history. we observe so much. we sit in silence and when we speak we speak from a place of seeing all of this.

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@awkwrd_mama

8 months

@styloshka and these are the computers that are standard issue for our public schools

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@awkwrd_mama

10 months

@x3r0gxx @ValerieJay16 @karenldr jessica chastain was masking at award show ceremonies this year bc she was doing a broadway show. stating how she couldn’t risk getting sick how it harms the shows production and ticketing and other cast members could also get sick, etc. like almost there, but not quite.

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@awkwrd_mama

1 year

@adoseofmars your cannabinoid receptors are apart of your endocrine system. this controls how we process hormones and environmental toxins. if you have healthy habits and maintain them w smoking it shouldn’t cause an issue unless there’s underlying health issues that need addressing.

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@awkwrd_mama

2 months

@jules_su she looks like all the sisters from party of five plus jennifer love hewitt combined. and not in a good way.

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1 year

@friggenzac @DiaryOfKeysus @PopCrave girl dinner is snackies.

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@awkwrd_mama

11 months

@TaylorBold @SOHLITA @xay_m_aca idek who this lady is but i agree w this statement out of direct experience w white gays (i’m a “idgaf ab pop culture bi” lol)

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@awkwrd_mama

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@celesitial that poor child left alone after this chaotic trauma. the weight she will be carrying through this life. i truly hope community shows up for her and her spirits.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@korethewitch @TheBaddestMitch if only all providers listened and believed us 🫤

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@awkwrd_mama

5 months

@sagistarbb she could also just be excitedly telling a story

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4 months

@vigneshr4m @MattBroad15 the note clearly states why. paying for parking is violence against the working class. especially when they have to pay for parking to work low wage jobs.

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@awkwrd_mama

1 year

@SerialPisces name a pices man who isn’t a narcissist…

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9 months

@tauruslovebot @reveressence and their faces at the same time. smdh.

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5 months

@empressatlantis why do statement videos made by everyday creators on their phones have better quality than this?

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@awkwrd_mama

8 months

@empressatlantis scorpio moons are mothers. in all the ways.

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@awkwrd_mama

6 months

dreamt of hot chili oil, so i woke up and made some

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@awkwrd_mama

2 months

“whoever had the glow-up after the relationship ended wasn’t at fault” lmao it takes years to heal from the trauma inflicted in an abusive relationship and the abuser usually just keeps going about life as usual. glow-ups after trauma can take years.

△⃒⃘Youtube: Nu Mindframe△⃒⃘♒️

@nu_mindframe

2 months

Actually disgusting how people will fry your nervous system to the point where you’re stuck in longterm freeze for YEARS then have the audacity to say they outgrew you. People are delusional as hell and it makes me wanna scream😭

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5 months

@bigempressnergy that total eclipse back in 17? we watched it as a family. by the end of that eclipse cycle we were separated.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@PaulinaRenae @HeyShawtyBD @JortsTheCat “i said the baby not the dog!” like what? fully expecting to walk into the garage and find a toddler in a dog crate and the dog in the car.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@d_la_reina the couple times i’ve experienced this, it’s because they literally couldn’t get away from the gf/wife and i had no idea. we really need a recall on this batch.

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@wetneptune i am over everything. zero patience. i need to hide in a cave on a beach.

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@thepokeflutist @skinnywithteeth how can you know you don’t need it if you don’t know what it does?

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@awkwrd_mama

1 year

@fatfabfeminist the 2000 calorie diet is based off the average active man. she is not that. 3 eggs poached in broth is healthy and filling. that’s ab 200 calories. what’s the issue?

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@awkwrd_mama

8 months

@nu_mindframe and their next supply is usually among those they’ve been smearing you to

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@girlziplocked the ones i’ve met who are financially prepared still want you to pay for half but are also looking for a baby maker and not a partner and are all usually pushing 50+

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@awkwrd_mama

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@theintuitionn @prntgdcolonized that’s not gaslighting. she’s trying to show you that how you think boundaries are enforced on others is u healthy and toxic. you enforce boundaries for yourself, if others can’t work w them you walk away not try to physically control.

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@awkwrd_mama

5 months

just saw two self driving teslas get in a head on collision and one was pushed backwards into a cop car

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4 months

@Fletchurt @sighjunwa oh the caption she put. it’s deep af.

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3 months

@mzqueeb @MariCeeCee98 he knew what he was doing when he posted it

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5 months

13 yo woke up and screamed at me how she doesn’t give af about genocide and how she’s the only one of her friends not allowed to get starbucks. it is taking all of me to not show her images and videos. i’m livid. and im out of weed.

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@awkwrd_mama

8 months

@Sherlock0ats @LolOverruled california is more red than you think. texas more blue. they are literally just different flavor cowboys, farmers and tech bros.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@thehann2 @WSearch4Meaning @TylerHuckabee they did. and the kids were still able to go on family holidays around shooting. i watched too many making of docs 😭😭🤣🤣

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@awkwrd_mama

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@profit_is_theft the indoctrination into the “birthright” mindset is a lot, i grew up in a reform judaism temple & all the kids temple & camp are still claiming it while acknowledging that there are Palestinians literally born & displaced from the region while their grandpas are older than israel

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@awkwrd_mama

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@jayylyrics @kaseyonnuh nah, it’s when his phone doesn’t light up when you send him stuff that some fuck shit is going on

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@awkwrd_mama

8 months

@Karnythia it is completely meant for stage lighting and content creators will do good to take that to heart when doing full looks for content and going outside without professional lighting set ups

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3 months

@AshAgony the way they cleared her completely into the crowd, everyone understood what had to happen

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@awkwrd_mama

2 months

@Giftaveli @Phil_Lewis_ do you not remember what that evil man did to so many?

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@awkwrd_mama

10 months

@calsandy @x3r0gxx @ValerieJay16 @karenldr in the video of her answering the why, it seems like she’s uncomfortable but also included that it’s still killing thousands and spreading. she’s the only one who didn’t get it at the golden globes i guess.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@micheyangelo i gave birth at ucsf and remember talking to nurses ab the helicopters. they were bringing transplants from oakland. why, when APEC is going on, why would they drive? the digital traffic signs have been warning of traffic delays for a month.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@lettersfromjuno for my oldest it was dairy causing inflammation and excess phlegm in her sinus system that was too much for her ears to keep up with. no dairy in my or their diet for the first year or so prevented them for my younger two. we consume dairy the way we do bc colonialism.

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@em_Lazzy when it’s a dramatic boyfriend and a calm gf, he’s usually just abusive until she looses her chill.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@empressatlantis taurus season has never felt like this before. ominous. there’s a massive global shift coming that is going to rock all of us personally and at every level of community.

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@Giftaveli @Phil_Lewis_ you putting that vile man’s name under this man’s picture is where the disrespect is. not disrespectful to call out a rape apologist, ever. have the day you deserve.

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@awkwrd_mama

9 months

@GaystarRoycock @OgLakyn w a qr code on the next table and bumpin the music 😅

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@awkwrd_mama

9 months

@Tigresa_de1810 @ang3lcat_ @StaceyJSReports @devanboyle @mindyisser you don’t correct a “wayward child” by assaulting them. if you did this to an adult you’d catch charges. do this to my child, we both will.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@t8tumbell i’m time blind af and my trauma responses makes it worse. i don’t commit to things if im having a rough time time, & cancel in advance if i’m triggered. reminders and alarms are an hour ahead. ppl calling punctuality standards ableist need to work on themselves.

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@awkwrd_mama

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@shawtyastrology i have saturn, the moon, and venus in a piece on my thigh. ever since it was completed my relationships w myself in these areas and w the world have improved. it’s like a constantly having an altar to them on my body.

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@awkwrd_mama

3 months

my anxiety could not handle growing aliens in my kitchen as a hobby either. you gotta surrender your house to area 51 now.

Dr. Raven the Science Maven

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I feel like this isn’t the hobby for someone with anxiety issues

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@10HSUN6HMOON you can also tap each planet and see it in its beauty

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@yiiikxnggg @toosii2x i bet the ones paying $500 for their partner’s hair are the ones getting these responses. a cared for and kept woman returns it tenfold.

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@berniehoe2 a bunch of bears have a chance to do a thing

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25 days

@lettersfromjuno that article that just came out with the interview, he’s standing over her the entire time and she is constantly checking with him for answers. it was nauseating to read.

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@BASSFACEDUBS idk i think we should go back to gatekeeping edm from all white people at this point.

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@degreedummy my leo venus feels understood and accepted

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@jayyohh_ @kahtrinuh it’s giving keeping tabs on people you shouldn’t

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@Joycelou71 @Cicis_a_Dick @MrsKhandiCoated i’m going with that kid is being mistreated and knows their worth and what they shouldn’t be subjected to and is acting accordingly. bc no, you will not hit a 4 yo.

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Palestinians have been showing up for the oppressed people of this world for decades

Max Fox

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This August it will be ten years since Palestinians were tweeting at people in Ferguson telling them how to deal with teargas

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@faghouse90 @vivafalastin knowing the iof they bug bombed the entire area tho 😒

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@awkwrd_mama

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@xonatttt call me a zombie then bc i remember being paged a number to call for a location, took a break, and came back 😭🥹👵🏽

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@awkwrd_mama

6 months

@empressatlantis because the orchestration of it all is laughably transparent, they’re trolling us.

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@nonsooo_10 @lilcixci @SheFell4Russia @isabellayonce because even w being that good, people still fuck up, and it’s a reminder that if you want to push boundaries you can leave us alone.

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@awkwrd_mama

1 year

did you tell ur woman her pussy is beautiful today, or do i have to?

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2 months

@lettersfromjuno never beating the cry baby manipulation allegations, my teen is a cancer/cap eclipse baby and this is her when she’s not trying to get her way 😭

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@LiamObviously as a sometimes big but not right now person it is a win too! it’s a win for everyone really. the emotions this scene brought were all over the place

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@d_la_reina ca will up the alimony if that party gets custody too. and it’s still separate from child support. such a broken system everywhere.

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1 year

@RayEsq08 @Keddibear @meshkiofficial fr im now scrolling and building a cart.

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@Emmijen i have found, with some connections (the most impactful and energy consuming - positive and negative alike) that cord cutting rituals feed that energy and prolong the connection. protecting my energy from it allows the cord to sever itself.

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@aFaeThomas @tronsgender cause if they were they wouldn’t have time to run the homestead solo

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