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Maximizer of Shareholder Value ๐Ÿ“ˆ Academic & Corporate Weapon ๐Ÿ”ซ Tax Evader ๐Ÿšซ 250k+ on TikTok & 250k+ on Insta ๐Ÿ“ฑBrand Collabs: trfinbro @gmail .com โœ‰๏ธ

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@avrgfinancebro
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10 months
Let kids believe in Santa There are still adults who believe that land depreciates
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
You donโ€™t need a college degree. You need to commit insurance fraud. Read that again.
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4 months
It's a beautiful thing โ˜€๏ธ ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Got banned from the library for moving all the books about maximizing shareholder value to the religion section
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@avrgfinancebro
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6 months
5 first date tips every man should know! ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿซก
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
When you see the intern using a mouse in excel
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Large scale tax fraud all the way ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ˆ
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Not the girl for me ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคฎ
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@avrgfinancebro
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10 months
Apparently, โ€œWhatโ€™s your favorite stockโ€, isnโ€™t a good pickup line
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
@litcapital I had no problem with him until he brought Patagonia vests into the fight
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@avrgfinancebro
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2 months
What would they do without me ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
@HighyieldHarry Rumor has it that @j_fishback starts his spreadsheets in A1
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever made a really nice spreadsheet?
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Think about ALL the shareholders ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ“ˆ
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
@j_fishback @litcapital Talk shit about Patagonia vests again and weโ€™re gonna have some serious problems.
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@avrgfinancebro
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10 months
Let kids believe in Santa There are still adults who believe that you should still date someone if their parents canโ€™t get you a job
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
What really matters ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ช
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@avrgfinancebro
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7 months
Did anyone else choose University of Alabama to win March Madness because Bernie Madoff went there?
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Did she really need help with her spreadsheet or was she flirting with me?!?
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Networking opportunity ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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10 months
Let kids believe in Santa There are still adults who believe that doctors are more important than investment bankers
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
People tell me I should be scared that AI will take my job. If anything, AI should be scared that Iโ€™ll take its job. Iโ€™m the threat.
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Not enough yeast in the world for all the bread Iโ€™m about to make for my shareholders
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
@Codie_Sanchez Iโ€™d rather make my shareholders richer
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Sophomores coming out of their first investment banking internship
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
Med school. $500,000 to go from room to room and tell people to eat their vegetables. Do something that actually makes an impact, like finance
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5 months
What is the biggest scam in the history of mankind?
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
Get your priorities straight! ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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2 months
Ya that won't be an issue ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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@avrgfinancebro
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6 months
This man is a fake!!! ๐Ÿ›‘ โœ‹
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Happy hour was a bit awkward ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
I honestly don't understand non-profits How do they even drive shareholder value?!?
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Saving the corporate world ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
I think mine is crazier ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’€
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
What a stupid statement ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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7 months
Anything for the shareholders! ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
@Codie_Sanchez Wrong. If you can do one thing every day, make it shareholder value improvement
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
The CEO will really appreciate it! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿซก
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
โš ๏ธ NOT CAREER ADVICE โš ๏ธ
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
How many beers are you having? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@avrgfinancebro
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2 months
Get away from me ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคฎ
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Praying for $NVDA comeback ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Took long enough ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Such a red flag ๐Ÿšฉ ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคฎ #capitalismrules #taxtherich #eattherich #communism #capitalism
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@avrgfinancebro
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6 months
Biggest red flag ๐Ÿšฉ ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿคข
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
IT'S NOT THAT HARD ๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’€
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
Just a quick reminder ๐Ÿ’ช
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
@entrapranure This is the financial advice that โ€œgurusโ€ are hiding from you
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
There is no time for fun. The shareholders need us.
@TaraViswanathan
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5 months
Yesterday a founder asked me how to bring โ€œfunโ€ back into their company. They scaled very quickly & suddenly the magic and fun dried up. (โ€œEw, process.โ€ So common! ๐Ÿ˜…) My rules for "fun" at a startup:
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
No more STEM students ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Big time upgrades ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿ’ช
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@avrgfinancebro
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7 months
IT'S TIME FOR A NEW ADDICTION!!! ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
@HighyieldHarry Itโ€™s not about us, Zain. Itโ€™s about the shareholders.
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Excel is more important ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Game is game ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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6 months
She's not the one for me ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿคฎ
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4 months
SHHHHHH ๐Ÿคซ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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10 months
Let kids believe in Santa There are still adults who believe that Excel should be used with a mouse
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7 months
Petition to make finance part of the curriculum starting in kindergarten
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Olympics but its just Bernie Madoff and Sam Bankman Fried competing in every sport
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@avrgfinancebro
Finance Bro
10 months
You buy property as an investment to make money. I buy property to reduce supply, which raises prices, which increases shareholder value. We are not the same.
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@avrgfinancebro
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2 months
They were so close! ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ
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@avrgfinancebro
Finance Bro
5 months
โ€œIf you donโ€™t choose my company, Iโ€™m reporting you for tax fraudโ€
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What is the easiest way to attract a client?
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
@HighyieldHarry Heโ€™s in the arena taking risks. Go look there, youโ€™ll probably find him
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4 months
Practice makes perfect! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿซก
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@avrgfinancebro
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2 months
Excel prevents divorce ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ Full video on YouTube (link in bio)
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
There is a red button. If you press it: you, your whole family, and all your friends become billionaires. But you can never use Excel again. Are you pressing the button?!?
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
I say dump her ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@avrgfinancebro
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2 months
I'm sorry.......
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
โš ๏ธ NOT CAREER ADVICE โš ๏ธ
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Pizza parties or raises? ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค”
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@avrgfinancebro
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6 months
IRS got nothing on me ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ“ˆ
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
When you let the intern touch the financial model
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
The best dating app ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Would you have gotten these? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
What does CPI stand for? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
She didn't do a tax evasion?!? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘€
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@avrgfinancebro
Finance Bro
4 months
Sometimes, for fun, when I get bored, I send the intern a "pls fix" email, but I don't tell them what to fix
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@avrgfinancebro
Finance Bro
10 months
My responsibilities as a Finance Bro: - Maximize shareholder value - Make the rich richer - Drive this economy forward Enough to keep me busy.
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
wHy cAN't wE pRiNt mOre mOnEy? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฐ
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
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2 months
Teach him the important stuff ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿซก
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
MAJOR UPGRADES ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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2 months
How Excel Prevents Divorce ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ Full video on my YouTube channel.
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Why aren't they listening? ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
I can get behind negative 2 ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’€
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
Net worth would double ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Kara to the rescue ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’€
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@avrgfinancebro
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2 months
WITHOUT A MOUSE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@avrgfinancebro
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11 months
Pro tip: You wonโ€™t find your future wife at a bar or club. Youโ€™ll find her in the lobby of the Goldman Sachs building. Thank me later.
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@avrgfinancebro
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3 months
Debit credit theory ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
NOT CAREER ADVICE โš ๏ธโš ๏ธ
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@avrgfinancebro
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6 months
Why else would she be wearing that? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Your boss will be so happy! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซก
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@avrgfinancebro
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5 months
Why is no one talking about this? ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Major upgrades ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
My favorite financial measure ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ˆ
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@avrgfinancebro
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4 months
Do you think this will work? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@avrgfinancebro
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2 months
Excel prevents divorce ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ Full video on my YouTube (link in bio)
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@avrgfinancebro
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7 months
Comment "Madoff = The GOAT" for more info!!!
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