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Trump responds to recent events

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Elon Musk asks some hard hitting questions #tech #comedy #techbro #elonmusk #tesla #trump #interview #x

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Trump always thinks he's doing so well

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Trump and Biden Debate

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Trump sneaks into the White House

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Biden drops out of the race

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Trump Responds to conviction

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Trump and Elon Musk

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so many new fans believe me!

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Elon musk uses a strong password generator to name his kids

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Bezos’ laugh is powered by the souls of the small businesses he shuttered

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Mark Zuckerberg always seems like he’s auditioning to be a human in every video of him

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Elon Musk’s dance at every Tesla event

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Trump Sneaks into White House

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Theo Von interviews Donald Trump

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Three years ago I quit my tech job at Microsoft to pursue comedy full time. I gave up my six figure software engineering job to do something a lot less certain (ironically software engineering is less certain now lol). People always ask me when I knew I was going to quit. The

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@EricSpracklen Tag me?

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You can take my ears but you cannot take my freedom - Trump probably

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Zuckerberg wishes you a happy Fourth of July #4thofJuly

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Obama roasting Trump at the DNC #DNC #DNC2024CHICAGO #comedy #Obama

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@RobertRopo It is I

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if Eminem is canceled what music will I listen to on the treadmill

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15 years ago I was a broke college student in my dorm room eating ramen. I just had finished my first day of computer science class and was extremely inspired. I was so inspired that I dropped out the next day. Why spend time in a class room when I could go out and build in

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Made a YouTube video about Trump going to the doctor

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Happiness is enjoying the relentless pursuit of something you love

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In 2019, I worked the graveyard shift at Trader Joe’s for $6 per day and free samples. I drove a beat up 2011 Toyota Prius with no wheels. I had to get towed to and from work every single day. Every day I worked I went deeper and deeper into debt as my wages didn’t nearly

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hello engage with this please as I am a content creator

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While the world was slacking off at BBQ’s with hot dogs in their mouths, I was mapping out my next six fiscal quarters. I’ve learned that the best time to score is when the players are off the field. If I’m winning in the middle of the forest but nobody’s there to see it, I’m

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I left my wife and kids. Here are three things I learned about pivoting:

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I love failing. Successful entrepreneurs know you have to dream big and embrace failure. Failure is the fuel of success. I was never an A student. I completely flunked out of high school. In fact, I never went to school. My first 17 businesses failed. My marriage failed.

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how does Elon have so much time on his hands to tweet

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I sit here in first class gazing at the poors below- mesmerized. They are small like ants in both size and net worth. Have they ever felt the leather of a Bugatti? The cold steel of a Rolex? Do they love? Do they dream? There’s so much to learn of them.

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I am a builder. I am a pioneer. I am not for everybody. I understand that in order to achieve greatness, others may view me as unconventional. I’ve been to exactly zero of my son’s baseball games. I replaced all my employees with AI. I have a restraining order against my

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A positive work culture is not: - Free bananas ❌ - Complimentary group therapy ❌ - Team ice baths ❌ - Strip club happy hours ❌ - Emotional support rabbits ❌ - Honoring family commitments ❌ A positive work culture is: - Late on a task? Roll up your sleeve and get punched

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just knocked on a locked bathroom door and heard “come in”

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10 minutes ago my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. 👶 This is what I learned about releasing a successful product: 1. 📅 Release dates: be prepared for changing release dates. 2. 📲 On-call: a new product means additional support must be available to keep the service

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I’ve been through years of therapy just to find out the stress was all in my neck

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Two seats in front of me in first class, people are ordering rib eye and teriyaki chicken as I’m being served a teaspoon of almonds in a small sack

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Last week I set a timer and let my software engineers out of their pens for 15 minutes. I didn’t let these engineers out because I wanted to do it, but because it was the right thing to do on a Saturday. The results completely surprised me. My backend engineers made eye

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I walked out on my wife and kids Some people might look at that as failure I see it as an opportunity An opportunity to buy back much needed time In the era of remote work, our work life balances are blurred I realized I was spending so much time trying to hit my quarterly

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When I turned 18 years old, I became a handsome millionaire. I may be better than you now, but it wasn't always like this. I wasn't always a top 1% apex human. When I was born, I actually had no money to my name. Just an umbilical cord and a dream. My first words were

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Ordering seafood is very traumatic - I’m never sure if it’ll be the kind where it’s cleanly prepared on a plate or if I need to rip off a bunch of heads and pull animals out of shells like some sort of aquarium murder scene

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my eyebrows are in fact naturals

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Just realized hype is short for hyperbole

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Zuckerberg Visits Seattle

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I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time

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Fundraising is hard, especially if you’re a poor. I recently raised over $300M at a $250k valuation for a product that doesn’t even exist. How did I raise THAT much for a landing page with an AI generated image? It’s because the investors are friends with Father. Play to your

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In 2002, I was over worked, miserable and a mollusk. Here’s how I beat overthinking even when my entire family was caught by fisherman:

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Incoming Boeing Employee on LinkedIn: I’m excited to announce my new role as QA Engineer at Boeing. I’ve been applying to this role for many years, but recently there’s been a surge in job openings. Although I will miss my product testing family at Wish, I cannot wait to embark

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Everyone in tech saying “I’m making the world a better place” as they are replacing themselves with AI. So I guess they were right?

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Exciting opportunity to work for a stealth mode start up and change the world! We are looking for a Senior C# Developer with a minimum of 10 years of experience who is willing to relocate to Arlington, VA. Ideal candidate has extensive knowledge of applied facial recognition

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🚀 How to Write the Perfect Outbound E-Mail: A Step-by-Step Guide to Dominating the Inbox 🚀 🎉 1. Choose a Fun Email Domain: Make sure your domain isn’t too boring. Use something festive like .xyz or .free-gifts.amazon to showcase your playful side. 🔥 2. Subject Line That

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Equinox front desk interview question #1 On a scale from 1 to 5, how anti-social would you rate yourself?

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@Aniket26337143 I am here. I was born for this.

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LA tech scene’s biggest start up is a grocery store

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@chloew_07 First you must grow up

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@sumfattytuna 🙌🏻

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@vivek_naskar Thank you!!

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@bclund lol stop knowing what threads is

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