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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

My Uber driver is playing Bob Dylan. I won

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

The thing I never thought would happen is going to happen: I am going to see Bob Dylan.

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Guy who is "going to see Bob Dylan" tonight

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austin

@austincarmet

9 months

roll thunder, bobcats

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austin

@austincarmet

8 months

Cheers friends

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

I had a dream some weeks ago that Bob Dylan debuted Murder Most Foul live so if that happens tonight you have me to thank btw

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

A testament to the indomitable comfort of the muppet

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6 months

This trivia from MUPPETS MOST WANTED is burned into my brain

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

This is me by the way. in case anyone was curious

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austin

@austincarmet

9 months

Leonard Cohen songbook in the background of The Long Goodbye

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austin

@austincarmet

10 months

Killers of the Flower Moon & Last Waltz 45th Anniversary tickets secured

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@austincarmet

8 months

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Fascist hellhole

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Wrote a song

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Favorite first watches of January '24

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Me doing the connections this morning

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austin

@austincarmet

8 months

This was crazy

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Unprecedented drunkenness right now

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

My friends watching me return from God knows where wielding yet another drink

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Look at him. He knew this was camp

Bill Pourquoimec

@BillPourquoimec

6 months

Leonard Cohen on a motorbike in Frankfurt/Main, Germany, 25 April 1976. PHOTO: ISTVAN BAJZAT/dpa

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Posted on Instagram and lost followers

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

On the road again

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austin

@austincarmet

8 months

Merry Christmas to all of my followers, who I love

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

I needed this

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

If I saw this guy's tweets at a certain time of day, and the light hit me just right, I'm convinced I'd drop to my knees and weep

Robert A. Heimberg

@heimberg_a

4 months

CALMLY AND SWEETLY ALLOWING YOUR HEART TO BE CRUSHED TO POWDER BY LOVE MAKES YOU GREAT IN A SPECIAL WAY.

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Starting to think I should check out this Truffaut guy

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

That was the worst night of my life

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

They should have let Elliott Gould be James Bond. Just once. In the middle of Moore's tenure too, completely obstructing any modicum of continuity

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

A case of oomf

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Perhaps I will write tonight

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Babe wake up Bob Dylan posted yet another Instagram story

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austin

@austincarmet

8 months

Was entrusted and tasked with shooting a friend's graduation photos on film.. we might be back

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

You really only need ten friends. Five hometown lifers and five twitter mutuals

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

When someone says something so Altmanphilic you gotta hit em with the Cassavetes gaze

Letterboxd

@letterboxd

5 months

Robert Altman or John Cassavetes? 🎥 We pose the question to the stars and filmmakers on the 2024 @filmindependent #SpiritAwards red carpet. Featuring @ihatejoelkim @ZoeListerJones @GlennHowerton and more ✨

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Feeling weird as hell. Not a fan

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Got up early and finely dressed on Easter Sunday with no plans. Some would call this crazy. But really I love life

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Echoing similar sentiment but love is all we have and there is a beauty in these photos that escapes description. Free Palestine.

Eye on Palestine

@EyeonPalestine

6 months

A displaced couple held their wedding in the camp.

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

If you told me that the album with this cover would be the genesis of my first palpable existential crisis of my twenties, I probably would have snickered. Lord I am not snickering now

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

My year in music. Cheers everybody

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Just washed my old truck while the sun set behind me. do hmu

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Does anyone know if we have to love preposterously, without calculation or reason today

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austin

@austincarmet

8 months

John and Gena.

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

I've got some all-time tweets in the drafts but I'm afraid I'm not the man for the job for many of them. Like the writer who can't direct

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Fine. I'm goated

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

This is crazy. Actual crazy thing to say on a song. Let alone one that sounds like this. Ground shattering existential reckoning. Transgresses earthly conventions of yearning. Insane

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

My first two reads of the year. Hopefully in posting I'll have inked a contract that ensures they'll actually be finished. Happy reading my friends, feel free to share yours

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Need to do this with somebody asap

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austin

@austincarmet

9 months

Gabrielle Drolet

@gabrielledrolet

9 months

the sluttiest thing a person can do is light someone else’s cigarette

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

Ten minutes to midnight for me, so happy new year. 2023 was a lesser year in Austin canon so I bid adieu dutifully. All the rain falls down on last year's man every now and again. Happy to know you all, and thank you for knowing me

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

I win right

Mike McCahill

@mike_mccahill

6 months

Fun game: assemble a film using only talent with whom you share a birth date.

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austin

@austincarmet

8 months

Making s'mores on the stove thinking how excellent it would be if I was married and doing this

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Power went out so I go to check the breaker and smashed my hand in the door

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Favorite first watches of February '24

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Was driving with my window open listening to the beach boys when these two old women to my left rolled down their window to exclaim how handsome I was

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Woke up moments ago thinking it was tomorrow. I'm cooked

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austin

@austincarmet

8 months

Woke up and saw pictures of a long estranged childhood friend from my old hometown getting married

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Finding out very quickly that I could use a drink right now

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

It was like two years ago when I started writing poetry madly and almost dutifully, even so much as sharing it and printing little booklets, and then somewhere down the line that light just died

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

My first year of really watching movies by the truckload. Cheers everybody

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Visited my birth town and sat on a bench facing a butterfly garden that was located atop a small mountain

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

This is real because Blue is to date the only album I replayed whereupon having listened to it for the very first time. I think I made focaccia that night

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Every Friday night I come out to the soccer fields and every Friday night I am the best dressed dude on the pitch. Florida is undeserving of my rugged graces and scoundrel sensibilities

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

intramural nights .., dining with friends now

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Traversed several miles of equine trail (albeit on foot) and this is what I saw

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

It's high time we bring back calling younger brothers "my kid brother"

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

A Kennedy running ads on my television during the super bowl

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austin

@austincarmet

9 months

47 years since The Last Waltz.

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Favorite first watches of March '24

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austin

@austincarmet

9 months

Thankful for the good lot of folks I've become acquainted with on this site. I am partial to you all over my instagram family

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Reading mutuals overnight tweets like it's the newspaper

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

Took me two decades plus some change but I finally get the omelette. Hell of a dish

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

Back home from Gainesville :(

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Yooo

austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Now seated. Love this guy

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Yeah man I'm busy. Got tangled up in blue. Yeah

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

The thing about jazz is you can pick the record with the cool sleeve and ten times out of ten it's a good record. This also applies to the minimal sleeve

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

got a haircut

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Guys.. it's soccer Friday. And it's not raining tonight.

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Once again trying this black coffee thing everybody's been talking about. Accompanied by Bill Evans and a long Florida rain

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austin

@austincarmet

8 months

"My responsibility as an artist is to help people get past 21"

ayeza

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8 months

I think about this cassavetes quote a lot

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

Greetings from the city my friends. Cheers

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

The crazy thing about the interstate is if I keep taking that baby I could leave Florida forever.., who says no

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Joan Didion will leave you dropping some wicked vocab. The problem is I play soccer with my friends so I'm saying words like "panglossian" on the pitch

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austin

@austincarmet

8 months

Happy holidays, friends

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Me right before I post

John Cale

@therealjohncale

4 months

Today needs a bit of light…

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Wearing my second best fit to borrow from the library on a gray, non-eventful morn . Yeah we're back

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

my brother and I laying mulch in the hot sun like

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Curtains lifted the show rang out. Bob put I'll Be Your Baby Tonight back in the setlist. The harmonica Was fully out. I woo'd when he name drops the beats in Key West. He tapped his hands on the piano when he wasn't tickling the ivories.

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

Presented without comment

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

LILY GLADSTONE

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Feverishly jotting this one down in the playbook

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Finally feel normal again. Everybody rejoice

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Smoking duck

America

Simon & Garfunkel · Song · 1968

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austin

@austincarmet

10 months

Man they interrupted Marty

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

This is me. if you even care

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austin

@austincarmet

7 months

If Lily Gladstone doesn't take home that godforsaken award

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

Can you explain this liking gap in our resume

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austin

@austincarmet

4 months

Sitting in the grass listening to this record, nearing the end of a long comedown from a truly horrifying experience with an edible. In earnest: I'm overjoyed to be alive

All Things Must Pass (2014 Remaster)

George Harrison · Album · 1970 · 28 songs.

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

Currently working on prose about tornadoes, among other things

austin

@austincarmet

6 months

It was like two years ago when I started writing poetry madly and almost dutifully, even so much as sharing it and printing little booklets, and then somewhere down the line that light just died

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austin

@austincarmet

5 months

started reading Norwegian Wood

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austin

@austincarmet

6 months

How is it February

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