Austin Tunoi @austin_tunoi Twitter profile

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Austin Tunoi

@austin_tunoi

1 year

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1 year

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Ati Crazy Kennar ako 23yrs?😳 He owns a Prado and a hotel at that age

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One thing I know is Museveni, Mugabe, Gaddafi and Malema wouldn't agree kupanda bus. Heri mazishi ikae😂

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kumbe Uhuru alikuwa ame ban importation of milk from Uganda🤣🤣🤣na vile ni cheap

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2 years

Who over lied to Omanyala to post such a thing , atajua why KOT respects Eliud Kipchoge. Kipchoge yeye hupost motivational quote🐐

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Wetangula ame resign mbio niaje. Kwani how powerful is the NA speaker?

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Amerix left us ama?

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

14 bullets because she dumped him. But I feel the bros anger man. You can't pay someone's university fees and highschool then break-up like that💔

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Ja Loka was a graduate of JKUAT in 2000s. By 2010 he was alrdy a teacher in one of Nyanza highschools. He taught various highschools mostly girls till 2012 when I think he resigned from teaching to focus on another career path. With all that being said Ja Loka is still 26yrs old.

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Austin Tunoi

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That nduru guy, that whistling woman and the guy who just pauses and record a selfie in silent mode wanafaa wakalishwe chini waulizwe shida yao ni nini.

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

And on this day I was born🙏 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me🎉🎊🎂

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Honestly Dennis Itumbi is very underrated in this platform. The guy is brilliant especially when compared to Alai and Mutai.

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Kuishi kando ya church is the worst punishment someone can take

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

African presidents wamewekwa basi huko UK. They're being treated like the way they treat us😂

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@amanpour @WilliamsRuto Why are they obsessed with our culture? You can't introduce something which most of our citizens are not tolerant with. To them polygamy is criminalized, to Arabs ladies cover all parts of the except eyes. Let us be.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Mumeona maternity ward ya Zimbabwe?💔 Some people are really suffering manze😭😭😭

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Mnahost ladies for more than a week na mnashindwa kuwakula🤦‍♂️ That's now a disability

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kalenjins have been telling Luos that they're suffering from Odingaism yet they also suffer from Rutoism. Why are they bashing brilliant minds like that of Jerotich Seii just because she's friends with Martha and Raila? She's vocal, articulate and qualified.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@gidikariuki One thing I know is Museveni, Mugabe, Gaddafi and Malema wouldn't agree on such treatment. Heri mazishi ikae😂

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Balloons on my TL💪 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me🎉🎂

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Mnabully 37yr old hadi anadelete picha yake na kuanza ku cry out loud😂😂

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

How is Elon Musk the richest person in the world? He looks like a joker 24/7

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Austin Tunoi

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1 year

That guy who's been posting his kid and updating on their activity in the Naivasha Safari Rally is now on the receiving end of KOT. Naona he's being roasted😭 because he didn't know when to exit the stage as a dancer.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Toto ameruka boyfriend yake after kuwa elcted

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kumbe sahi you can chose to either have a male child or female child. Medical technology imeenda sana.

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

No musician in Kenya has so many rape allegations than Willy Paul. From that Diana Marua's confession, all I can say is, 'it has beaten itself'.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

TikTok will ruin African countries unless they adopt the Chinese TikTok. EU banned TikTok from official devices while US and Canada have restricted. More than 5 countries have banned it including India and Taiwan. What measures have African countries take?

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Bado siamini Brookside LTD owns Tuzo milk, Ilara milk, Molo milk, Delamare milk, Brookside milk😭😭😭

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Safaricom wakianza kuninyima hizo bundles ya 2 bob, that will be the end of me.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

If Ruto appoints Murkomen, Aden Duale and Alice Wahome as Cabinet Secretaries and subject us to another By Election then that will be the greatest impunity in his government. We supported you but we won't support mediocricy.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Eldoret looks beautiful today😍

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@droid254 When you've gone to the length of asking advice from strangers, just know you've lost that race. Don't even check her phone bro, just walk away. Simply ghost her without giving her reason juu huyo dem anakulwa na mtu pahali as she enjoys your money. Lastly huna akili

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Azimio bigwigs wamerudi wote online wakicelebrate. Nikama Raila anaenda nayo ama?

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

KU students should be on the streets right now.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Why is that Quickmart has only female cashiers?

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@Ace_Davids The probability of any man believing you truly lost money is close to zero. Women are known to have that behavior of extorting money from men. So I don't blame especially because she was still pursuing meaning she didn't know you well so hata hangejua kama ni ukweli unasema.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Yani Pretty Nicole is 14yrs with such boobs, ass and hips?😳

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Mum of Dp Ruto and mum of Rachel have arrived 🥺

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Austin Tunoi

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Yani una inherit ksh. 340m cash alafu sahi unabaki na ksh. 1.5m kwani unafanyia nini hii yote?

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

"Enda mwambie ni mimi nimekutuma" is powerful kuliko degree.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Brookside LTD company owns Ilara milk, Tuzo milk, Molo milk, Delamare milk, Brookside milk😭😭😭

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

The lesson is two way. Teach your brothers and sisters or your sons and daughters that some choices have consequences and not all sacrifices done can be replicated.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kenya has no future. Wacha niwaambie ukweli. Bei za vitu hazitawai reduce tena.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@MuchiriGichuri Very true. I work as the watchman there and we were advised (non- teaching staffs) to park our cars at the back of the school. Personally I own a Range Rover 4.4 SDV8. I weep for the head of catering who recently bought a Mercedes Limousine because that parking is small.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@MikeSonko What Sonko has done even while outside the government is more than those elected leaders combined. Never seen any elected leader using his/her pocket for charity

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kumbe financial planning ni essential kila pahali. Jana nimelewa kama tajiri leo niko indoors.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kumbe the 4 commissioners wanted Chebukati to moderate the results for a re-run 🤣🤣🤣

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

"To avoid female friends, waombe coochie. Insist unadai coochie. Watakupa ama watakulenga. A win win situation to me." ~ Kimuzi 2022

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@SpokespersonGoK Why did Uhuru illegally use fuel levies for paying SGR loan (even if the deadline was approaching) why? Why is KQ running at a loss and the government always comes to it's rescue (meanwhile HELB and universities are suffering) Why are all Cabinet Ministers billionaires?

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Sailors wameanza kuhangaika kama Omosh and it's definitely not their fault.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Nairobi is beautiful if you're a bird. Juu hapo kwa ground hapana.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kumbe hata kuwa lawyer si ngumu. They're arguing basics

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Justina Wamae wanalimana kahasho na Wajackoya daily.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

So far according to online propagandist. -Nixon and Jalang'o have both win -Langata seat -Gladys Wanga and Kidero have both win the gubernatorial race -Aisha Jumwa has lost and won at the same time -Ledama has lost and won too -Lee and Kihika have won Nakuru gubernatorial race

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Austin Tunoi

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9 months

@Onorpik We should in fact give Somalia the North Eastern counties. They contribute less to the economy but get a huge chunk of revenue. I know you are all not ready for this conversation.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@WaruiJohn2 Nikiwa class 6 ulikuwa third year but umegraduate juzi tu🤦‍♂️

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kabarak University is another highschool bila uniform.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

From the Azimio's side, the only solid case is from Okiya Omtata. That guy's petition has the strength to nullify this election.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Is Ruto reading his speech kweli?

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Fred Ngatia in my opinion is the greatest lawyer to ever grace this nation especially when it comes to constitutional matters. Azimio might take him this time😩

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Hadi verified huwa suspended?😳

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Juliani naye aliona ni ethical kuiba bibi ya mtu but Diamond ku perform is where he draws the line.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@HEBabuOwino Piga hao risasi. Anyway on a serious note si I thought everybody knew ODM is full of conmanship ask Ledama who cried after 2017 and now he's crying of betrayal. Ask kina Weta, MDVD and there was time Kalonzo vowed not to back Raila cause of the same. Or ask Ruto the first victim

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

You might think Arsenal know what they're doing. Tumewazoea

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Ruto is now the most followed person in Eastern and Central African on Twitter.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Regret in sex is NOT Rape🤦‍♂️

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Most Kalenjins have been going abroad recently yet they have lands huko kwa kwao. Sijui wanaenda nini majuu

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Clout and sympathies have ruined the legitimacy of social media confessions. We no longer know which story is valid and which one isn't. All in all, we all know Diana Marua's story isn't the first rape allegation surrounding Willy Paul. I hope justice will be served.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Bibi hajui kupika nayo zii. Labda kama hao ndo watalipa mahari.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

I still believe Man United will shock many. We'll finish top 3

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

The main thing here is Uhuru used that benefit his family not the country. Monopoly should end

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Austin Tunoi

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Si Azimio wakubali kuwa opposition tu. Atleast hao wamezoea sisi ni newbies bana.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Shakilla analipisha 20k every 30mins for sex

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Austin Tunoi

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@_Kunga @JunetMohamed @_itsEuvin @HassanAliJoho @makaumutua My goodness. The guy was preaching peace and unity. Hata sisemi kitu sasa. Kama hii ndo siasa wacha ikae bana. Mtu ame spread propaganda hiyo design

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

So both parties believe they've won?😂 But Azimio side seems more convincing. Because Ndii, Nassir and Itumbi are tweeting different scripts.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Luo men huwa hawapendi Luo ladies

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Amerix amesema "Don't be emotionally attached to your children", so my question is why should you sire them?

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Mafuta ya kupika ni expensive kuliko petrol💔 Hii Kenya tutatoboa kweli?

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kila mtu amebonda kwa sahi mat. Maina and King'ang'i ndo wanatupigia kelele tukienda job.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Depression doesn't give a shit about financial status. Even Ruch people suffer from it

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Twitter kumbe tuko na kiherere na we have only 1m active monthly users in Kenya.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Is Africa poor because it is corrupt or corrupt because it is poor?

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Mambo ya ku 'cutoff watu' ni ya watu wako na pesa. Kama hunanga pesa hata ukitu cutoff hatuna shida

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Target audience wa Classic 105 huwa wagani juu sielewi

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Jacque Maribe lands a new job at the deputy President's office. This government is now a joke.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

This government is eating it's farmers. Seems ikiendelea hivi sioni Kalenjins from North Rift wakisimama na WSR 2027

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

It should be declared illegal to study a course that has 95% unemployment rates.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@_eyfieR That's something personal. You made your own choice to get pregnant so sielewi why are you complaining

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Ruto has made Mama Ngina speak publicly for the second time. Before election and yesterday. It seems there's something going on but we have no idea. Odingas, Mois and Kenyattas Vs Ruto.

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Austin Tunoi

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9 months

Abel Mutua's younger brother committed suicide. This shows how deep mental illness is. Anyway with that being said, I don't see the reason why Abel Mutua should use his fans for a fundraise. He has money and rich friends.

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Comrades huwa funny. Mtu ako na ulcers lakini makali anapiga dry dry bila chaser. Anyway maisha ni yao

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Austin Tunoi

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11 months

@mainandegwa232 @kabetes I've been reading all your threads but this one stands out in terms of creativity, research and piecing together 🔥

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@Kenyans The colonialist also convinced us how our hair is bad. We need to love ourselves more and appreciate ourselves too. Our hair is good and I bet those girl aren't happy shaving it. It even lowers their self esteem.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@ntvkenya Katambe tuko live sasa🔥

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Austin Tunoi

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1 year

Super Metro wanafaa waanze long distance sasa. North Rift imeanza kukosa order sasa.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Kuna section ya Twitter walijoin mostly after 2020. Kazi ni sexual content 24/7. You'll mute many of them till uchoke

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

So Sauti Sol wameamua ku break-up

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Austin Tunoi

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3 years

Always remember the people who were there for you when you had nothing.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

In case MY 5th will not be 5th, I will celebrate YOURS and if YOUR 5th will not be 5th, join ME to welcome my 5th. After all, whether MINE or YOURS, HE is OURS.

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

Ruto reversing Uhuru's order on police uniform is a good thing. Mambo ya kuvaa blue ilikuwa upuzi

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Austin Tunoi

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2 years

@AfricaFactsZone Egypt an Islamic state that lectured Salah because of wishing us Christmas?😳

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