𝓒𝑎͟𝑙 ‣ friendly reminder that this oc parading around with all these rules for interacting, forced a ship on me and pressured me into doing lewd with them. this oc would have been 19 and my Bruce was 42 when they canonly met. you damn hypocrite. It’s you, hi, ur the problem
𝓒𝑎͟𝑙 ‣ “big accounts are coming after you.” You have harassed my friends, pressured for ships and lewd, repeatedly have your muse assault other muses for touching my multiship character, not to mention harassing the writers behind these characters. STOP.
#EatTheCow
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ also I’m not even anti lewd (ur welcome ships 😉) but like it’s the freaks that want like hulk with his massive pp to ruin them. Like just say you have daddy issues and find some free therapy. The waiting lists are shit but help is out there. 🥹
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ don’t mind me on my crack shit but would like Shuri and Bruce to start a science club. in canon? bc Tony is dead. In fanon, Tony could bring the snacks. 🥹
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ im sorry but all the avengers offspring (like the kids) probably bullied bruce into getting tiktok and he just makes science videos explaining shit lmao idk but also his other socials are just like how marks are bc i mean come on now
he’s feeling the buzz of the alcohol now, completely forgetting what point he was making.
“Oh, and that’s my nipple.”
Oh boy this is a wild
#SeductiveSunday
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ okay but like. I’ve been a fan of Bruce since i was like eight. I found a comic at the library and it was an avengers one. And i fell in love with hulk. I had anger issues as a kid so seeing the team love bruce made me feel so seen. Point is, i love my fat tit son.
𝓒𝑎͟𝑙 ‣ psa tho fr. I’m gonna rp Bruce as accurately as I can. I’ll be silly in crack but his relationship with hulk is quite complex and I know the mcu doesn’t show us that but I’m not going to change how I write him. He is a character for the mentally ill girlies shut up
𝓒𝑎͟𝑙 ‣ im actually really fucking triggered and upset right now so I’m just gonna keep my mouth shut and go calm down. Tired of people viewing mentally ill characters as monsters. It’s not funny.
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ that moment when just like bruce, you’re too dense to realize all the females being nice to bruce really was tryna flirt omg yall im so sorry im dumb 🥹🤲🏽💚
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ my kitten is literally kneeding my whole tit rn and it hurts. Like sir I know you showing lol but damn put those claws away 🥹 literally my face rn
@MarvelStudios
Let me write the hulk verse. Everyone loves me and my ideas. I been loving Bruce since I was 11. I can do better than whatever the hell you guys are doing. And I can make it cheaper by fixing the cgi issue. Please. Look at the support of this tweet.
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ so woke up having bodily issues so yall. Expect replies lmao. I need to stop going out in the rain with my puma slides and hoodie to dance in the rain. I may muse Bruce banner, but him and I are not the same.
I don’t think you understand when I say this musical fight seen made me so feral for strange. I’m obsessed Strange’s have free range of my muses I love this man to death.
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ growing up loving the least loved Hero of the OG avengers, I just wanna thank yall for showing Bruce so much love. I relate to him a lot and just all the love for him makes my inner child so happy. Also I’m not ignoring anyone just the adhd hyper fixation 😭
Bruce hadn’t wanted to believe that his niece really had some creepy stalker, yet there the grown man stood before him.
“You stay away from them. You’re a creep, you’re nasty, and I will quite literally kill you.”
No Bruce, only Hulk.
𝓒𝑎͟𝑙 ‣ can people please stop shipping mcu Tom spidey with Reed Richards’s? Tom Spidey meant to be a teenager still. It’s weird. Peter Parker is 14 when we first see him in Civil War.
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ it’s all fun and games until hulk gets annoyed at one of these kids and roars and they just roar back and hulk just stands there staring at him. tbh a mini arc of hulk having an identity crisis bc he’s used to people fearing him is kind of funny to me
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ but let’s be honest. Bruce has probably had his dick posted all over the tabloids after turning back from being the hulk so he probably doesn’t even feel shame about his naked body at this point let’s be honest for a second
If you guys don’t think I’m going to waste a full day making a new pin and edit with this clip playing in the background you haven’t been paying attention.
fucking Tony Stark and Nat should have litterally not died in the timeline since they technically erased the timeline in which she died but we aren’t ready for that conversation.
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ an actually useful feature for “X” would be if one phone number could link to multiple accounts. Bc I think there’s enough people with multiple accounts and it just makes the most sense at this point.
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ JUST HAD A DREAM ME AND THE DREAM TEAM WERE RUNNING DOWN A CITY STREET GETTING CHASED BY SOME CATASTROPHE AND WE WERE SAVING FRUIT AND VEGGIES ALONG THE WAY. yes this is how my brain works
hulk : ew why do all these children flock to us?
bruce : probably because when they were little they saw me on sesame street
hulk : what’s that
bruce :
𝗈̲𝗈̲𝖼̲ ‣ bruce, tony, and strange are the avengers i just adore seeing interact with kids. All are just unintentionally great with kids but deny it constantly to seem tough
The hulk stares at him, his breathing quite intense. The creature before him is a lot more fluffy than he is. He can’t be a hulk like him.
But he is too big to be like any animal the hulk has seen before.
“What are you?”
He roars at the confusing creature.
The creature would look up to see a hulking creature infront of him, letting out a tired sigh in response.
It has no idea who that is but it would view it as a threat, as it gets on both knuckles before raising up high to beat its chest rapidly, letting out a loud roar in~>