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Aspho's Master Thread🦕 My writing commissions, fics, headcanons, and analysis, all in one place!

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AO3 that's not...

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I'm laughing so hard at these comments

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BSD 109 DAZAI'S BLACK EYES AND CHUUYA'S WHITE ONES I'M GONNA COMBUST DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHAT WHITE EYES MEAN ...

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Dazai if he streamed BTS

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my little sister just said "Dazai should've listened to BTS, so he would have become bulletproof"

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the whole fandom after BSD 110

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you're telling me Asagiri speaks English and his chapters are based on how people react... this man is here among us I'm afraid

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MR. BUNGO I'M? FUCKIGN SOBBING AT THIS

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Mr.Bungo and his ex boyfriend

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IT'S A HEART FOR CHUUYA AND A NOOSE FOR DAZAI SHUT UP😭

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if u take the blood away he looks like a tiny whiny baby

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wasn't expecting this much homophobia from Google docs in 2023 but alright

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tf happened here

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put these six at a table and have them discuss whether water is wet or not

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this pic is fucking hilarious

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"where would you like to work if you were in BSD?" AWAY FROM YOKOHAMA.

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RANPO GET UP. NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

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The worst thing that ever happened to Dazai was dying in France

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sigma's identity gets revealed and he's actually Sigmund Freud

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BSD 109 I'm afraid... Aya will nullify vampirism and chuuya will regain consciousness in front of dazai's corpre

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and If I say femzai

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2016........ Atsushi is a 2004 baby I cannot do this rn

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1 year

The tear stains...

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my little sister just said "Dazai should've listened to BTS, so he would have become bulletproof"

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thinking about possessive Dazai. not in a "you're mine" way. That's boring. I want possessive Dazai in a "you can go with whoever you like, but I want everyone to know they could never have what we have" way.

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"chuuya fell first" "Chuuya fell harder" dazai fell first, harder, from a cliff and face first.

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All of the soukoku theories were true... chuuya was really conscious, chuuya did control the elevator with gravity, chuuya did stop the bullet and most of all they used the camera angle to fool Fyodor.

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Chuuya is Italian and this picture is all I need to prove it.

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Canonically, Chuuya usually never laughs at Dazai's joke. But, imagine the first time he does. Like, Dazai says something that's /actually/ funny, and he just lets out a genuine laughter. The shock. the amazement. Dazai almost has an heart attack.

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why is Fem Dazai on my fyp

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these 5 are in the top ten longer fics Of AO3. I hope they get banned soon bc this is so bad☠️

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Dazai, going back to his ADA dorm, after a tiring day: Chuuya, waiting for him in his ADA dorm: so, tell me more about the indelibly fated thing.

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Do I have to remind you guys that in Beast Chuuya went on a rampage when Dazai died. In BEAST. THE UNIVERSE WHERE THEY DO NOT SHARE THE KIND OF BOND THEY HAVE IN CANON. ... My man is going to go insane.

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he's come a long, long way

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109 I love how we're all crying Abt skk, while the whole world falls apart. Like, they brought out atomic bombs.

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sometimes when I get a little too emotional thinking about BSD I remind myself that they go around dressed like a bad outfit inspo posted on Tumblr in 2010 and I feel better

｡⋆ 𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 ⋆｡ﾟ♡

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1 year

no, not this we can’t do this again

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THIS WAS FOUL ASAGIRI ☠️

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I need to knew what exactly was going on in their heads in this frame.

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guys wait, maybe we just have to ask him in french

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the whole fandom after BSD 110

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we have to accept that BSD will end with all of em raising their champagne glasses and toast "to the stray dogs"

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I can already see the war that this scene and the dead apple one will cause on tiktok

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1 year

IS DAZAI???? HOLDING SIGMAS FACE???? NO WAY??

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i Just know that this memory haunts Dazai. I just KNOW he stared at his palm for two whole weeks after this happened.

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I always talk about ASPD Dazai and I need you all to understand one thing. ASPD is NOT being emotionless. It's not being apathetic, it's not being loveless. Yes it can have those traits and yes, it might come across as that to some. But ASPD is NOT that. When I talk about ASPD

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I Iove this official art so much because they look like actual 22y/os. they look like the guys you could bump in at your local Uni.

lexi | double black (small)

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1 year

found this again first thing on pinterest and this……… this was such an unnecessary serve

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Honorary member at least, this dude spent his whole paycheck to save their asses

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give him his entrance exam i can’t fucking taking it anymore

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Dazai Osamu, Absurdism and ASPD, an analysis! Finally making a thread about this bc it is very much needed.

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why is he looking straight into the camera like he's into a sitcom

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this pic is fucking hilarious

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you all know this is them

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deep down Dazai has a thing for his and Chuuya's height difference. Like, i know his stomach did cartwheels when they saw each other after four years and he realized he was perfect height to just... lay his chin on top of his head...

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skk marriage proposal but they're literally just eating dinner and Dazai goes: Chuuuuya Chuuya: oi Dazai: what if we got married. Chuuya: ??why??? Dazai: I just read in the newspaper that the bill will cost less if you're registered as a couple Chuuya:... alright then

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that tweet about the comments on my fic went viral somehow and now people from outside the BSD fandom are reading it and??? oh my god??

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this is how he sounds to me

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Ranpo, who saw through Dazai right away -his past, his present, all of his struggles- and decided to keep it a secret, to allow him to seek a better life for himself. Ranpo, who notices every time Dazai comes to work hangover, spots every new bandage, every twitch of pain.

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The fact that these Dazais are technically four years apart is… something

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BSD 109 he was actually scared Jesus Christ I cannot do this

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15!Dazai and Hirotsu

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Why did Dazai have to have his stupid nullifying ability. we could've had skk spiderman kisses

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the ship. the hater.

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just got my wan vol.5 I hate the sm

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Sometimes i remember that Dazai Osamu's daughter died in 2016, so she probably saw her father being turned into a pretty anime boy...

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why can't people understand that there's a reason Fyodor brought Chuuya to Mersault... like... this is not soukoku shippers being "delusional", this is the literal plot... like, their partnership is canonically important....

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Dazai took Oda's words a little too seriously and started adopting orphans??? congrats on becoming a single dad of three man

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if you sum up all the ships in the first column (except skk) you get 24205. Soukoku alone has more fics than the other 24 most popular ships.

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There you have it! The top 50 Bungo Stray Dogs Ships on AO3 as of the day before the season 5 premiere. How will the counts change after the season? We'll see in 6 months!

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BSD 107 Chuuya hurting/seeing Dazai in the state he is now is something that's haunting me because this is the man we're talking about. The man that after four years, before he got a somewhat confirm that he could trust him again, reacted like this when seeing Dazai being hurt.

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Chuuya's parents being alive is something so weird to think about. Like what if they bump into each other at a supermarket. what then.

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Soukoku use pet names only when they're angry. Like. Chuuya, from the other side of the house: SWEETHEART CAN YOU COME HERE. Dazai, shivering: Jesus Christ what have I done.

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WAIT IF CHUUYA WASN'T A VAMPIRE THE FUCKING OUTFIT CHANGE WAS INTENTIONAL LMAO☠️☠️☠️

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the ship. the hater

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BSD 107 I need Dazai to cry as he dies. And no, not because he's dying, but because he knows that when Chuuya will regain consciousness and realize HE is the one who killed Dazai, he's going to suffer so fucking much

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"Who says I love you first" Chuuya would never say it first. He knows how Dazai feels towards that kind of things. And it takes Dazai YEARS to say it. He wakes Chuuya up at like 3 am violently poking him, "Chuuya, Chuuya, Chuuya." "what" "I love you" Chuuya slaps him.

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Saw himself in another universe and proceeded to die of cringe at age 22 #skk #soukoku #chuuya

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Dazai Osamu is incapable of loving it's the first thing he tells Chuuya when they're 22 and their partnership takes a step further. It's not a big deal, there's no big confession nor realization. Chuuya just clears a part of his closet to make space for him, and it finally

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16 Chuuya: Dazai thinks I'm not human like him. I hate him. 16 Dazai: He's amazing, showstopping, spectacular, I've never seen someone so beautifully human, I suddenly don't want to die anymore

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BSD 107 Dazai bleeding vs his prison suit still being white... where is that blood coming from

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and this is Stormbringer Nakahara Chuuya for you

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Dazai (28) : but what if you realize you don’t actually like me and change your mind Chuuya (28): i watched you throw up on me because you were drunk THREE TIMES in the last YEAR. I WISH i could change my mind that easily.

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put Ranpo in there, tell him that if he joins the conversation Fukuzawa will praise him, and watch as WWIII begins. no one is coming out of there alive

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put these six at a table and have them discuss whether water is wet or not

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"I'll open you in from the middle, as i would an automatic door" will forever be my favorite Akutagawa line

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I just know Dazai mentally sighed in relief when he saw Chuuya after 4 years and the dude was still short

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sometimes i remember this Chuuya panel exists

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soukoku is not romantic, nor platonic. it's a secret third thing.

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I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS. Chuuya is shown to be drinking in social occasion and with other characters. He is likes alcohol, sure, he's a collector (like yosano, remember that one wan episode?) but Dazai is shown in his empty room surrounded by empty bottles😭

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Chuuya uses his ability a lot when he's by himself. Like, chilling on the fucking ceiling, lifting himself mid-air when he needs to grab stuff from the higher shelves. Also, he uses his ability to move things around. When Dazai moves in, it's fucking/HELL/

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that hand in DA was so unnecessary

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in the second pic he looks like a french fry in ketchup I'm sorry

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bsd s5 ep4 this is so sick and twisted

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showed soukoku to my mother and told her "they hate each other" she replied: "yeah they all say that... they're in love" the queen has spoken

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this is canon to me

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the sudden, huge amount of people from outside the BSD fandom interacting with bungo fans after BSD 109 is genuinely amazing. we're getting good content from people who have no idea who these pixels are.

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Dazai feels his emotions "physically" rather than "emotionally". He won't cry, he won't break composure, he won't feel anything, but he'll get a terrible stomach ache that lasts three days and he won't know why.

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Soukoku kissing for the first time at like 25 just for Chuuya to say “not bad for a second kiss” Turns out, Dazai had gotten drunk and kissed him on his 18th birthday. Chuuya just thought it would be funny and not tell him, just to watch Dazai panic about it being a “first”

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why is this every single BSD fanfiction.

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Dazai is actually not so difficult to understand if you know a bit about philosophy and it blows my mind that I NEVER see anyone talking about it

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I'm saying it. Oda talking Abt Dazai.

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1 year

he is a kind boy. and also… a little lonely. he is connected to everyone, but also can’t connect with anyone… he is lonely like a stray cat. but… he is a wonderful boy.

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Dazai's love language is physical touch you cannot tell me otherwise

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you are not me and i am not you, but you and i are the same thing.

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First time Dazai actually cries but he's sitting on his and Chuuya's living room floor, laughing about some videogame match he has just won, and he's genuinely happy. Then he just starts crying? For absolutely no reason? He has no idea where it comes from. Chuuya's just looking

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I kinda love the hc that dazai never cries but once in a blue moon just randomly starts sobbing like a baby while doing something stupid like playing uno or watering the plants

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I think about this mayoi card a normal amount

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Dazai being touch starved is so canon to me. and you know what's also canon? Chuuya knowing how much he craves physical contact, so he never really points out Dazai's little-too-prolonged touches and just goes along with it

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Dazai confessing something about himself thinking it'll be a deal breaker and Chuuya will leave him just for Chuuya to just go "I know. I don't mind." absolutely unbothered

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1 year

whats one soukoku trope that makes you feel like you're being hit over the head with a wooden plank

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teen Dazai being touch starved and not even knowing it. Bc of course, it's been years since someone has touched him w/o the intent of killing him, how would he know that that's what he craves??? He doesn't understand why, after he lets Chuuya rest against him after using

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