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@asdfmeh

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

PROTECT PBBM? Bitch from what? Jet lag?

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Tag ko jowa kong akala talaga apologist ako.

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1 year

what is y’all most liked tweet?

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Felt cute. Will not delete. 😌

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@asdfmeh

11 months

Ang ganda po ng lighting sa La Collina.

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@asdfmeh

2 years

Been wearing the same shirt for 3 days now. Malalabhan din ‘to pero in the meantime, pambahay realness.

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@asdfmeh

5 years

@JaydenPaynne @albert_pagunsan

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

Reposting this from IG kasi I really like how I looked last night.

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j

@asdfmeh

5 years

@dyanmarlo @rombutans Pag si crush yan okay lang naman siguro manghingi ng kumpletong pamilya. Charot.

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j

@asdfmeh

8 months

Probably the filter plus the lighting but hey ang kinis ko kunyare. Happy long weekend.

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@asdfmeh

5 years

@heyits_sassa @cnnphilippines @risahontiveros The sanctity of marriage was destroyed for me when I found out about domestic violence and abuse that some people are enduring because “kinasal” sila.

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@asdfmeh

2 years

Dapat ang nag lipsync for your life this week ay si Douglas at kung sino man nag mix ng audio. #DragRacePH

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@asdfmeh

9 months

👉👈

Inquirer

@inquirerdotnet

9 months

NO MORE SOFT-LAUNCHING 😉 It’s the day for a boyfriend reveal! Let your other half know how proud you are of him. #NationalBoyfriendDay

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Mga kuha ko vs kuha nila sa akin

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Do cheaters ever understand kaya the damage they deal to people? The amount of mental anguish that we had to endure to be okay again, if at all?

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j

@asdfmeh

5 months

Ba’t ba ko na LSS sa Pantropiko ng BINI

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j

@asdfmeh

9 years

This. #LeelahAlcorn http://t.co/DF3HVm2FcI

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@asdfmeh

4 years

Quarantined

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Friend who's moving away sold me his whole espresso machine set yesterday and now has also made me buy his TV. I'll be having alikabok for lunch, thank you very much.

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j

@asdfmeh

6 years

If you told me 10 years ago I’d be a part of Pride with my boyfriend having fun, I’d probably tell you you’re out of your mind. But here I am now, definitely much alive and having fun with the person I love more than pizza. Happy Pride, mga mahal! #RiseUpTogether #Pride 🌈🌈🌈

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Daily video calls with mama and I answered while I was topless and the first word out of her was “Anak please mag gym ka na”. 💀💀

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j

@asdfmeh

7 months

Invited my friend for coffee and now my boyfriend and him are just talking while I’m happily dissociating. Good shit.

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Nagsend siya ng gym photo. Nagsend ako ng picture ng niluto kong pancit canton. We are not the same. He's better.

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

tangina pano ba tong bumble na to

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

Twice lang ako nagulat sa whole RE4 demo so that's fun. This is one of 'em.

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

@PlayWithBlaire I would always respond with “true”. At this point “sana all” feels like a remark lang to end a conversation akin to “good for you”.

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@asdfmeh

1 year

📍Mckinley Hill

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j

@asdfmeh

7 months

me + discord friends

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Twitter is wild like an oomf would be having a mental breakdown tweet then literally the one after is another oomf's dick pic.

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

No Context Spoiler for the elimination #DragRacePhilippines #DragRacePH

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

First time ever watching a live musical last night. Had so much fun even tho I cried twice and basa na panyo ko kakapunas ng luha. @gabpangilinan as Joy was so perfect. 10/10 would watch again pero better seats na.

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Kahit naman sino siguro takot magsimula ulit, diba?

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j

@asdfmeh

6 months

nickname ko sa messenger c/o jowa

alyssa ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

@KUR0MIEZ

6 months

“my princess” and it’s a man

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@asdfmeh

1 year

This whole monogamy thing is making me realize that I can be a bit of a jealous and possessive type.

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

Look at me giving tips and dos and donts on bottoming to a friend.

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j

@asdfmeh

7 months

Tops being proud of making their bottoms bleed.

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@itsivanhh

7 months

What are your sex pet peeves?

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j

@asdfmeh

5 years

@scorsaguin Nakakamiss maging inosente

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@asdfmeh

1 year

First Valentine’s Day as a single dude and I’m spending it at the office. Dasurv.

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

Thank god may malapit na Kanto for cravings.

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

@Apostoool @indayespararar1 Oh I just blocked him. Stan and fake accounts have no business being in my notifs.

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j

@asdfmeh

6 years

Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere.

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j

@asdfmeh

9 months

I think part of the reason why workdays have been a bit more bearable is the energy I'm getting from my boyfriend. Its fun to be around someone who can laugh with me when I'm just being stupid.

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

The setup The (edited) shot?

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j

@asdfmeh

4 months

Growing up I didn’t have a lot of people to talk to about my hobbies so now as an adult I love that I’m privileged enough to be able to nerd out to my friends. It gets better.

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Today I managed to get the car out sa baranggay na sobrang sikip, went to town, bought food, and then came home. As an anxious driver I’ll take this as a win.

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

omnepotent

eijirou

@dcasparov

2 years

si jesus po ba ay isang nepo baby

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

tangina bakit walang unsend sa teams namin

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j

@asdfmeh

9 months

Woke up early on a Saturday just to go to Marikina for breakfast.

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j

@asdfmeh

11 months

Its nice seeing my partner do his skincare routine kasi at least I know my seat is always clean and moisturized.

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@asdfmeh

1 year

If you unsend messages just because I wasn't able to respond agad, our conversation is as good as dead. Irita.

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Please hindi po basta kasama ko sa picture jowa ko na agad. 😭

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

Tuesday pa lang pero pagod ko para sa 2024 na.

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j

@asdfmeh

7 months

There’s something endearing about seeing someone play a certain game for the first time.

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

Being taken care of doesn’t sound so bad after all.

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j

@asdfmeh

8 months

𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓇 is gay in dinosaur 💅

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@kevinportento

8 months

@janellemics @asdfmeh 💀💀💀💀

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Ang theme po natin for today ay putangina bakit ba hindi ako ipinanganak na mayaman

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

Limbs shaking. Body in pain. Worth it.

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@mavewreak

1 year

Bunnies, gays dancing to Ditto @heyitsardee @louierxs @asdfmeh

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@asdfmeh

8 months

Harry, it’s you that has to go on. Not me, not Hermione, _____.

Lady Morgana 4ever DALAYGON

@itsladymorgana

8 months

If YOU are the ANSWER, What would be the QUESTION?

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

*warning loud gay noises* Me: I like horror games. Also me in horror games:

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j

@asdfmeh

4 years

Being open to discussion about sex is not an open invitation for sex. Remember that.

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@asdfmeh

4 years

Kaninang umaga point blank niya ako sinabihan “Babe magbreak na kaya tayo” sabi ko “G” tapos di naman tinuloy. Ayan, umabot sa anniversary tuloy. 🙄 You suck, man.

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@asdfmeh

1 year

weekend

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j

@asdfmeh

10 months

Not sure if anybody knows this kasi nagulat lang officemates ko when I did it but pressing the windows key and the period key will bring up a pop up window for emojis.

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@asdfmeh

8 months

Since I can't deal with how my own emotions would fluctuate I slowly learned to just let people know when I'm not in a too jolly mood and also to reassure them its not their fault but its something that I'm going through and I'll be okay after some time.

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j

@asdfmeh

6 months

Spending NYE alone in the apartment this year. Thankful and happy for all the connections I’ve made and cultured this year. To old friends and new! Happy new year!

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@asdfmeh

2 years

I guess exclusivity terrifies me so much because it means opening up myself again to being cheated on. Don't think I'll survive that if it happens again.

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j

@asdfmeh

8 months

Played a couple of boardgames for 2 days. A fun change from always being in front of my pc. Best game we’ve played would be Arkham Horror. 10/10 would play again. Thanks @tigerenzie for letting me invite myself. 😅

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Here's to hoping again.

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Putangina ang lamig my nipples are rock hard

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Oh edi promoted po tayo to fifth wheel. @russie00 @yungcereals @AEmazing @atnightwerun

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

I literally took one good photo out of 10 and ito na ulit ilalagay ko sa lahat ng soc med ko.

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j

@asdfmeh

4 years

Spoiler Warning for Modern Family So I’ve been rewatching Modern Family again for the nth time and everytime I get to this episode I can’t help but feel sad. Andy was Haley’s best boyfriend throughout the series.

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j

@asdfmeh

3 years

Guy I had sex w/ once sa Baguio tracked me down to our house in Ilocos based lang sa city name na binigay ko and knocked on our door at 12 midnight. Tito almost literally dragged the guy back to the bus stop para pabalikin. Got a new nickname out of that tho n they were all cool

Reyna Valmores

@ReynaValmores

3 years

Anyway what's your coming out story? ☺️🏳️‍🌈

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Hug me from behind. Tapos isuplex mo ko.

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@asdfmeh

5 years

Confession of a louisian graduate

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@louisianfiles

5 years

I miss Baguio. The memories. My friends. The inumansessions. Fck. Take me back. Ang hirap ng buhay sa Manila. Huhuhuhu

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j

@asdfmeh

9 months

Got a depressing email from the execs. Maybe time to jump ship? Hahaha

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

I’m not really the kamusta type of friend instead I’ll be stalking your posts and tweets every once in a while and make a list of things to ask when we meet again.

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@asdfmeh

2 years

Third wheeling in Boracay | Day 2 @yungcereals @AEmazing

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@asdfmeh

7 months

Tell me what you do for a living using only gifs

Cat Daddy Jamesy

@SirWarg_

7 months

Tell me what you do for a living using only gifs

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Christmas weekend drained a lot from my social battery. It was nice meeting relatives again pero okay na ako for the rest of the year.

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

If twitter's gonna copy IG's Close Friends feature why not itodo na and bring back fleets?

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

It’s really fun to have upper management that can recognize the hard work that goes into development despite the humps and walls we had to break through just to deliver a workable product.

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@asdfmeh

1 year

I’ll never forget all the things I saw the night before Fleets was removed.

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Elon Musk announces Fleets are making a comeback to Twitter.

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j

@asdfmeh

8 months

Once again, I'm thanking myself from leaving the province and moving away from the rest of my extended family.

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@asdfmeh

10 months

Monthly catch up kasi we’re all getting older. @janellemics @kevinportento @HeyitsmeGREY @kyahkiko

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Car got hit by a truck sa side ko sa likod. We’re all good but damn I’m mad. Inline na lang kami sa toll gate pero because of an impatient truck driver mas nadelay pa yung uwi. We’re all tired pls.

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Hindi kami bayad. #PasigIsPink

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

8 games to get to know me, go: 1. Elder Scrolls: Skyrim 2. Kingdom Hearts 2 3. Final Fantasy X 4. Resident Evil 2 (either of the 2 versions) 5. Omori 6. Undertale 7. Monster Hunter Freedom Unite 8. Stardew Valley

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Kaya pala bumobobo na ko.

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Gloomy weather like this always reminds me of when I used to be a quieter kid. A bowl of sopas, my old PSP, and the sound of rain pitter-pattering on the roof.

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j

@asdfmeh

3 years

*me calling my mom a pokpok in jest kasi tinatawagan siya ng bf niya* Ma: Anak, kanino ka sa tingin mo ba nagmana? Me: tanginaa????

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j

@asdfmeh

3 years

First sahod. 🥰💕

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Welcome home, child.

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@asdfmeh

5 years

Hi friends! Taraaaa. Unlike the usual process that takes 1-2 hours to get your result, we’ll be using the Rapid HIV Screening that will only take a few minutes. It’s free, fast, and confidential!

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Me pag super aga ng discord calls:

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@Apostoool

1 year

me kapag walang gana mag-work:

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j

@asdfmeh

2 years

Mercury retrograde lang yan, Justin. Huwag papadala sa emotion. Di tayo marupok. 😌

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j

@asdfmeh

8 months

How it feels aftwr finishing a 2 hour bottoming session

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j

@asdfmeh

1 year

Lowkey wanna move to Baguio once I get a full time remote job.

Levi Jun

@levijun_

1 year

Not a life hack, but in case you want to increase your ‘quality of life’: - Look for a remote job - Live in the province of choice It’s simpler, quieter, peaceful, and budget friendly to live in the province than Metro Manila. I can never see myself again to live in the metro.

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@asdfmeh

1 year

Growing up I used to hate ginisang ampalaya and here I am actively looking for one.

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